Disclaimer: I don't own Final Destination or Final Fantasy VII in any way. You've probably heard it all before.

If you are offended by the events of this fic then it is your problem and not mine. It'd be your own fault for reading it. I love Final Fantasy VII just as much as the rest of you, but this is what happens when you get bored.

It was a fine day in the land of...Earth I think. Cloud and the others were all enjoying a nice afternoon at Costa de Sol for no reason whatsoever. Maybe they were bored, or maybe, Tifa had dragged them there, because she was whining all day about desperately needing a tan for some odd reason, but anyway, there they all were, having the time of their lives. Tifa, Aeris and Yuffie were happily sunbathing, and discussing the good and bad points about Cloud, while Cloud, Barret, Sephiroth and Cid were playing a rather competitive game of volleyball, and Red XIII under a sun umbrella with a large supply of water, desperately trying to keep his nose damp, whilst 'socialising' with Cait Sith and Vincent. The sunbathers were having fun talking, Barret kept getting hit in the face with the volleyball; he was getting rather pissed off, while the sun unbrella people were having a boring afternoon off.

Red was trying to converse with Reeve through Cait Sith when all off a sudden Cait Sith stopped going! A very bored Vincent had flipped his power to the off switch. When Red descovered that Vincent instantly switched him on again amd after that Red had to explain what the Hell had just happened.

Suddenly the volleyball hit Barret in the nose and he started cursing and Sephiroth got annoyed and walked off, only to return with cold beers a couple of minutes later.

A few minutes later Vincent and Reeve engaged in a very interesting conversation about the Shinra's history, and what life was like when Vincent was a Turk. Red was getting bored again and he thought he had dozed off again until there was a huge roaring noise, and the ground started shaking. The Shin-Ra Mako-transport ship had crashed into the wharf. Half a minute passed then it exploded, and that explosion caused a chain reaction of explosions with anything explodable nearby. It caught onto the Costa de Sol Sea Plane which also exploded, and peices flew everywhere. Everyone on the beach was too busy watching the explosions of the 'fireworks' show to even think about attempting to escape, when suddenly a peice of the Sea Plane flew down and hit Tifa. Her body was smashed to peices in a few instants. After that, the plane's propellor came spinning down and decapitated Barret. People by now were running around screaming. Everyone started to panic and their first instincts were to get out of town and catch the Highwind. Sephiroth was running when he tripped over a log and his head smashed on a large sharp rock, and to top it off a large chunk of...something...came flying down and sandwiched him underneath it. Cait Sith began to totally freak out, and Reeve stated he had his hand stuck in a coffee machine, and then Red was able to hear Reeve's screams but then he went silent. The Moogle no longer moved at all. Cloud was trying to walk swiftly for the exit, when he saw something flying through the sky towards Aeris, so he sprinted over to where she was and made an attempt to kick it away just as it landed but his foot got sawn off, then a larger chunk came down on him and killed him. Yuffie was running round trying to pick up all the Materia people had dropped everywhere, when suddenly she bumped into someone who instantly seized her to use as a human body shield. They both died instantly. Turns out that person was Vincent. When Cid saw the others all dead, he cursed but in the process his cigarette fell out of his mouth. He was going to return to get it when Aeris came along and said: "Let it go, man," so he did. That was rare. But because Aeris stopped to say that a huge peice of glass plane windscreen came and killed them. If Aeris hadn't stopped Cid they'd both be alive right now. Well Cid survived long enough to see Aeris' body get ripped to shreds, just before his. Red XIII was the only one to safely make it off of the beach, and so he made for the exit, which, surprisingly enough, was blocked as well. Yay. A helicopter exploded right above where Red was standing and it fell, crushing him immediately. No one in the town survived the explosion in any way.

Red XIII snapped back into reality to find Vincent and Reeve droning on about something.

Still shocked from his dream, Red started trying to converse with Reeve through Cait Sith when all off a sudden Cait Sith stopped going! A very bored Vincent had flipped his power to the off switch.

"Vincent," said Red XIII, "will you STOP doing that?!"

"Stop doing what?" Vincent asked innocently.

"Stop switching Cait Sith on and off!"

"But...it's the first time I've ever done it!" Vincent replied.

"Umm, NO it ISN'T! You did it once just before!"

"No I didn't! What are you on?"

"Just a sec..." said Red. He was shocked to see that all of a sudden Barret got hit in the nose with the volleyball, and started yelling obscenities for a minute, and Sephiroth got annoyed, and walked off.

"Oh GOD no!" said Red.

"Huh?" Vincent was confused, "what are you on about?"

"In a minute Sephiroth will return with beer."

And he did.

"Red, are you some sort of fucking psychic or something?" asked Vincent. Reeve was shocked also.

"No, I just fell asleep before and dreamed that everything that just happened actually happened. The only thing is, if we don't get out of here we are all going to die."

"In other words, you're a psychic."

"Listen, this is no joke. We have got to leave Costa de Sol now! Vincent, you go and tell the girls, Cait, go and tell the volleyballers. Don't explain what is going on. Just leave. Meet me at the Corel path."

"Okay, we believe you."

"Just go!"

Red XIII ran towards the approaching ship in order to divert it with a Materia spell, but he was a bit too late. In the distance he could hear Cait Sith announcing what was about to happen, but twisted it a bit explaining that the ship sent them a message saying it couldn't stop, and the town almost emptied, except those who did not believe him. They died.

"Whew!" Cloud gasped, "that was TOO close! How did you know that was gonna happen Red?"

"He's psychic," stated Vincent.

"I AM NOT!" said Red XIII, "I just got a vision about what was going to happen and it happened!" he was getting annoyed at this rate.

"In other words, you're psychic," said Vincent.

"Prove it," said Red XIII.

"Uhhh...the evidence speaks for itself..." said Cid, "anyways, let's head for the Highwind. We'll discuss this later."

They all decided to stop off at Gold Saucer for the night because it was the closest. Mainly to ease off stress, and also to discuss what had just happened. Red XIII expained everything, had to yet again deny being a psychic, and then they all went to their rooms, which were as follows: [Cloud, Red XIII, Sephiroth] [Cid, Vincent, Barret] [Aeris, Tifa, Yuffie] [Cait Sith just deactivated for the night in Cloud's room, and Reeve did his own business back at Shin-Ra.

The girls all decided to go out on a late night walk, and they headed for the Chocobo races area.

Watching the Chocobo races, they soon got bored, then tired.

"*Yawn* I'm tired now, I'm going to bed. See you in the morning," said a very tired Tifa.

"Okay, good night Tifa," said Yuffie.

"Yeah, good night," added Aeris.

Yuffie and Aeris decided to head for event square. A show was going on right then so they decided to watch, but the actors were so lame that it got boring.

"I'm going to bed now too. Good night Yuffie."

"G'night," Yuffie wondered what to do now. In the end she headed for Speed Square, where the virtual reality shooter game was. That'd be fun enough.

Yuffie purchased a ticked and hopped in. She was actually very skilled at this game and managed to get in the overall high scores, at 3rd place. She decided that was enough for the night and went to leave. Odd, no staff about...

Suddenly the players behind her weren't able to stop their vehicle and it crashed into hers'. Lucky she was out already. She screamed but went to see if the people were alright.

What Yuffie didn't notice was that there was a huge oil leak on the ground and she slipped over into it and hit her head on the rail. She was fairly dazed for a minute, and then she came to. She was about to get up but then the carriage exploded and swiftly hit the oil. Yuffie was burned alive.

Tifa and Aeris were already asleep so they weren't up to worry about the fact that Yuffie still hadn't returned to the hotel room.

Only when the morning came and the entire crew were up, that they noticed that Yuffie was missing.

They all came to the conclusion that Yuffie had gotten up early and went somewhere, but they were still worrying about it. Not for the fact that Yuffie was missing, but for the poor random person who probably had their materia stolen, so they all split up and went to find her.

It was Cloud and Vincent who ended up in speed square and found the smashed up game which was now labelled 'out of order', and they spotted one of the Gold Saucer staff cleaning up nearby.

"Excuse me," said Cloud, "But what has happened here?"

"There was a crash here last night. A couple of people playing the game here died and a teenage girl who looked as if she was waiting in line. Burned alive she was."

Cloud went pale.

"I think that was her, don't you?" asked Vincent. Cloud nodded slowly.

They all met up in Gold Saucer station and Cloud told them the story.

"So she has returned to the planet, then?" asked Aeris. Cloud yet again went with the slow nod.

Everyone was silent for the next few minutes.

"Hey, guys?" Barret was afraid to speak but did anyway, "Don't you think it is really sad, that we all managed to escape dying yesterday, and then Yuffie went and died?"

Everyone remained silent for another few minutes.

"Okay, let's not think about this no more," said Cid, "Hell, we don't even know for sure if she's fucking dead yet! Let's at least go see the Gold Saucer medical place first!"

Everyone remained silent but then they went to the Artifact collection where Dio normally hung out, asked him for the medical place, and he took them there.

The medical staff didn't want anyone to see the dead bodies for the sake of privacy but Dio insisted, and they were let through.

It was confirmed; Yuffie was dead.

Later, on the Highwind...

"Okay guys, listen up! It was extremely odd to see Yuffie go cark it on us like that, but these things do happen. But do not fear, knowing her she'll probably come back, seeing as Aeris and Sephy here both managed to themselves. Anyway, we should all be more cautious about what we do from now on." Cid concluded his little speech. "Any votes on where to go next?"

"How about," said Cloud "Nibelheim?"

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That my friends (or enemies or whatever), is the end of chapter one. I was totally bored and, well, yeah.