OA: Hullo everyone! Welcome to another chapter, and remember, for the next few minutes… I own you! Hahaha just kidding.

YA: I'm not so sure…

OA: ^.^ You're crazy YA.

Mokuba: *sings*

Pegasus: *walks in* Hey guys.

OA: *puts on coat and hat and takes out machine gun and shots Pegasus*

Mokuba: *saw everything* O_O

OA: *notices Mokuba* come on Mokuba, this is just a empty house now. We're leaving.

Mokuba: Where are we going?

OA: … home.

Mokuba: But this is my home!

OA: Perdition's your home now kid.

YA: OK! That's enough! This is why you shouldn't watch movies late at night!

OA: leave me alone…

YA: Just do the business…

OA: *sighs* ok. *Puts on glasses* ok. First off, thanks to everyone who reviewed! I love them! Hahaha. I bet you all just looooved that joke ne? Er, that's it.

YA: Wow, good job.

OA: ^.^ Thanks

YA: That was sarcasm.

OA: I take what I can get!

Bakura: ON WITH THE FIC!

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Yue: We join our heroes at another peaceful night in the slammers.

Everyone except Yami: *sleeping*

Yami: T.T I can't sleep here… I want my blankly… I also have no one to talk to… *looks around* I'll talk to myself! ^.^

Yami: That's the dumbest idea I've here heard!

Yami: Is not!

Yami: is too!

Yami: Take that back you…. You, ugly person!

Yami: Takes one to no one!

Yami: I'll kill you good! *Starts choking himself*

Yami: Gah! Ok! Wait, I have a plan!

Yami: *stops choking* I'm listening…

Yami: Kaiba as a coat right? Just take that and use it as a blanket!

Yami: … I don't know… isn't sort of wrong?

Yami: *sighs* look, if you start thinking about what's right and wrong… Then we have to get your conscious out here, who's a major bummer.

Yami: Maybe I should ask him then!

Yami: maybe… or maybe you should get the coat!

Yami: Agreed! *Walks over to Kaiba*

Seto: *sleeping*

Yami: *carefully slips off the coat* ^_^ *giggles* I got it! *Puts it on* Hm, I've always wondered how Kaiba-kun makes his coat all floaty! *Looks inside at a button* Oooo! *Pushes it and the coat begins to float slightly* so THAT'S how he does it!!

Coat: *starts to lift Yami off the ground*

Yami: eek! Go down! Down! *Pressed against the ceiling* Gah! Evil coat! HELP! YUGI!!

Everyone: *wakes up*

Yami Malik: *snickers*

Bakura: *reaches into Yami Malik's cell and twaps Bakura* silence! This was your fault to begin with!

Seto: MY COAT!!

Joey: Dear ra! It's a poltergeist! Don't worry everyone! I saw the movie! We need to get off the island before the Dinosaurs eat us! …Oh wait, that's Jurassic Park…

Everyone: ¬_¬ *glares at Joey*

Yami: *freaking out* GET ME DOWN!!

Seto: *freaking out* WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY COAT?!

Ryou: Did you try… taking off the coat?

Yami: .___. Uh……….

Everyone but Yami: *anime faintness* YAMI!

Yami: sor-REY! *Gets out of the coat and falls on Tea* er, sorry Tea

Tea: @_@ at least someone still acknowledges I'm alive….

Seto: So how am I supposed to get my coat!?!

Yami: *sits up* I don't know, you're the genius! You figure it out!

Seto: *growls at Yami* you are so dead once I find something sharp….

~The Next Morning~

Seto: *has Mokuba on his shoulders*

Mokuba: *reaching for the coat* almost… almost… *pushes the button* GOT IT!

Coat: *drops onto Bakura's head, who's still asleep*

Bakura: *wakes up* … O_O GAH! I'M BLIND! AHHHH! *Runs around screaming, banging into Seto and Mokuba, knocking them over*

Seto: Mokuba! *Catches Mokuba* -.- phew!

Bakura: *takes off the coat* er, sorry *gives the coat to Kaiba*

Seto: *snatches it and puts it on* FINALLY!

Guard: Ok everyone. Let's get going, today's your trial!

Yami Malik: Wait, why are we all being trailed at the same time?

Guard: *shrugs* Ask Otaku Amanda. It's her plot hole.

((OA: Don't ask me what's going on. I'm just as confused as the rest of you))

~Court~

Everyone: *waiting for the judge to come in*

Yami: *whispers to Kaiba* Hey, Kaiba… Haven't we seen some of those guys before? *Points to the jury*

Fan girl #2957: *in the jury* ^____^

Alf: *in the Jury* Hey!

Pegasus: *in the Jury* Oh ra, where am I know?

Justin Timberlake Robot: *in the Jury* ERROR! ERROR!

Miss. Cinos: *in the jury* why me? *Sighs*

Cloud: *in the jury* Can I go home now?

YA: *in the jury* Why am I here?

Ash: *in the jury* every word I speak, Otaku Amanda has to pay $20!

Seto: -_- we are so screwed…

Cop dude: Please rise for the honourable Judge Otaku Amada

Everyone: WHA!?

OA: *walks in* SILENCE! I AM THE JUDGE!

Lawyer: Ma'am. Today we are here to prove the guiltiness of the party before trial.

OA: Yeah, I'm not stupid *sighs*

Lawyer: Your Honour! I was implying that you were! I was merely-

OA: ¬_¬ Just call your first witness.

Lawyer: Fine. The Prosecution would like to call… YAMI! To the stand!

Everyone: *gasp*

Yami: I WON! I WON! *Runs up and sits down*

Cop Dude: do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?

Yami: Yes.

Bakura: *stand up* THAT'S A LIE!!!

Ryou: No it isn't! Sit down! *Pulls Bakura own*

Lawyer: So… Yami. You say you and your friends were trapped in school?

Yami: Yup.

Bakura: *stands up again* THAT' S A LIE!!

Ryou: no it isn't!!! *Pulls him down again*

Lawyer: And isn't true that you also burnt Mr. Kaiba's cat to death?!

Yami: …yeah.

Bakura: *stand up* NOW THAT'S A LIE!!!!

Ryou: Yami! I swear to ra! *Pulls him down again*

Lawyer: Let the record show: Yami is a cat burner!

Jury: *gasp*

Yami Malik: But didn't the jury know that already?

OA: Silence! *Whacks mallet* … in light of these new developments. There will be a ridiculously long recess.

YA: You just want to get home in time for Yu-Gi-Oh!

OA: *looks at her watch* Fine! Whatever! You are pardoned of the charges and free to go! *Jumps out the window* GOTTA HURRY!

Jury: *leaves so it's just the Yu-Gi-Oh! Clan*

Joey: so, what do we do now?

Yugi: well, weren't we supposed to be finding the axe-murderer?

Yami Malik: yeah. Whatever happened to him?

Mokuba: Hey… where'd nii-sama go?

Everyone: *looks around*

Yugi: you don't suppose the Axe-murderer got him… Do you?

Seto: *walks in drinking a soda* hey guys.

Everyone: *stares at him*

Seto: o…k… this is kind of freaky… why are you all staring at me?

Everyone: WHERE WERE YOU!?

Seto: gezz… I went to get a coke form the vending machine!

Yami: yummy! Can I have some?

Seto: *sighs* knock yourself out… please.

Yami: *drinks some*

Yugi: Kaiba. You should tell one of us where you are going with this axe-murderer going around!

Kaiba: I don't need you to…. You to… *wobbles and falls backwards*

Yugi: Kaiba!

Bakura: *catches him*

Yugi: Kaiba most be sick!

Bakura: blah! *Drops Seto* He's probably contagious!

Everyone: *glares at Bakura*

Bakura: don't look at me like that... ¬_¬

Yami: *faints also*

Yugi: Yami!

Yami Malik: *catches Yami* Good thing I'm wearing gloves!

Malik: you're not wearing gloves!

Yami Malik: GAH! *Drops Yami*

Joey: It must be something in the soda! *Picks up the can of coke* Ah-ha! *Peals back label to reveal the original label*

Original label: *poison*

Everyone: *gasp*

Bakura: OH DEAR RA! It's mountain Dew!

Everyone: *looks at Bakura again*

Bakura: Stop that!!

Yue: Bum Bum Buuuuuuum! The plot thins!

OA: *pokes Yue*

Yue: I mean "Thickens!" Join us next time faithful reviewers!

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~Otaku Amanda's rant Corner~

OA: I HAVE NOTHING TO RANT ABOUT!!

YA: did you really have to cap lock that?

OA: Why must you criticize me in everything I do?!

YA: Because you're always wrong?

OA: Ok, *takes on sword* That's it!

Seto: Are they fighting again?

Yami: Hai. Maybe we should take them to counselling…

Seto: *ducks from flying vase that YA threw at OA* Oi!

Bakura: hey guys, wazzup?

Yami: OA and YA are fighting again.

Bakura: Oh yeah… *looks at the reviewers* you guys might want to take off. This could go on for days.

OA: *stops fighting* heeey… I have to send you all off on your dates! ^_^ here's the list:

Joey: Lynn

Yami: Power to the Penguins

Mako: The penguins

Bakura: Suqua

Legolas: Suqua ((two dates? Better get ready!))

Seto: Infiny and Yami Suqua

Mako: What the hell? I'm not even in this fic… and I have to date penguins!

OA: hm, that reminds me: I have to put you in the fic!

Legolas: O_O I'm not even anime!

YA: Review and I'll give you all free Pegasus Voo Doo dolls!

OA: *waves* Jaaa! ^_______^