OA: Hullo everyone! Welcome to another chapter, and remember, for the next few minutes… I own you! Hahaha just kidding.
YA: I'm not so sure…
OA: ^.^ You're crazy YA.
Mokuba: *sings*
Pegasus: *walks in* Hey guys.
OA: *puts on coat and hat and takes out machine gun and shots Pegasus*
Mokuba: *saw everything* O_O
OA: *notices Mokuba* come on Mokuba, this is just a empty house now. We're leaving.
Mokuba: Where are we going?
OA: … home.
Mokuba: But this is my home!
OA: Perdition's your home now kid.
YA: OK! That's enough! This is why you shouldn't watch movies late at night!
OA: leave me alone…
YA: Just do the business…
OA: *sighs* ok. *Puts on glasses* ok. First off, thanks to everyone who reviewed! I love them! Hahaha. I bet you all just looooved that joke ne? Er, that's it.
YA: Wow, good job.
OA: ^.^ Thanks
YA: That was sarcasm.
OA: I take what I can get!
Bakura: ON WITH THE FIC!
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Yue: We join our heroes at another peaceful night in the slammers.
Everyone except Yami: *sleeping*
Yami: T.T I can't sleep here… I want my blankly… I also have no one to talk to… *looks around* I'll talk to myself! ^.^
Yami: That's the dumbest idea I've here heard!
Yami: Is not!
Yami: is too!
Yami: Take that back you…. You, ugly person!
Yami: Takes one to no one!
Yami: I'll kill you good! *Starts choking himself*
Yami: Gah! Ok! Wait, I have a plan!
Yami: *stops choking* I'm listening…
Yami: Kaiba as a coat right? Just take that and use it as a blanket!
Yami: … I don't know… isn't sort of wrong?
Yami: *sighs* look, if you start thinking about what's right and wrong… Then we have to get your conscious out here, who's a major bummer.
Yami: Maybe I should ask him then!
Yami: maybe… or maybe you should get the coat!
Yami: Agreed! *Walks over to Kaiba*
Seto: *sleeping*
Yami: *carefully slips off the coat* ^_^ *giggles* I got it! *Puts it on* Hm, I've always wondered how Kaiba-kun makes his coat all floaty! *Looks inside at a button* Oooo! *Pushes it and the coat begins to float slightly* so THAT'S how he does it!!
Coat: *starts to lift Yami off the ground*
Yami: eek! Go down! Down! *Pressed against the ceiling* Gah! Evil coat! HELP! YUGI!!
Everyone: *wakes up*
Yami Malik: *snickers*
Bakura: *reaches into Yami Malik's cell and twaps Bakura* silence! This was your fault to begin with!
Seto: MY COAT!!
Joey: Dear ra! It's a poltergeist! Don't worry everyone! I saw the movie! We need to get off the island before the Dinosaurs eat us! …Oh wait, that's Jurassic Park…
Everyone: ¬_¬ *glares at Joey*
Yami: *freaking out* GET ME DOWN!!
Seto: *freaking out* WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY COAT?!
Ryou: Did you try… taking off the coat?
Yami: .___. Uh……….
Everyone but Yami: *anime faintness* YAMI!
Yami: sor-REY! *Gets out of the coat and falls on Tea* er, sorry Tea
Tea: @_@ at least someone still acknowledges I'm alive….
Seto: So how am I supposed to get my coat!?!
Yami: *sits up* I don't know, you're the genius! You figure it out!
Seto: *growls at Yami* you are so dead once I find something sharp….
~The Next Morning~
Seto: *has Mokuba on his shoulders*
Mokuba: *reaching for the coat* almost… almost… *pushes the button* GOT IT!
Coat: *drops onto Bakura's head, who's still asleep*
Bakura: *wakes up* … O_O GAH! I'M BLIND! AHHHH! *Runs around screaming, banging into Seto and Mokuba, knocking them over*
Seto: Mokuba! *Catches Mokuba* -.- phew!
Bakura: *takes off the coat* er, sorry *gives the coat to Kaiba*
Seto: *snatches it and puts it on* FINALLY!
Guard: Ok everyone. Let's get going, today's your trial!
Yami Malik: Wait, why are we all being trailed at the same time?
Guard: *shrugs* Ask Otaku Amanda. It's her plot hole.
((OA: Don't ask me what's going on. I'm just as confused as the rest of you))
~Court~
Everyone: *waiting for the judge to come in*
Yami: *whispers to Kaiba* Hey, Kaiba… Haven't we seen some of those guys before? *Points to the jury*
Fan girl #2957: *in the jury* ^____^
Alf: *in the Jury* Hey!
Pegasus: *in the Jury* Oh ra, where am I know?
Justin Timberlake Robot: *in the Jury* ERROR! ERROR!
Miss. Cinos: *in the jury* why me? *Sighs*
Cloud: *in the jury* Can I go home now?
YA: *in the jury* Why am I here?
Ash: *in the jury* every word I speak, Otaku Amanda has to pay $20!
Seto: -_- we are so screwed…
Cop dude: Please rise for the honourable Judge Otaku Amada
Everyone: WHA!?
OA: *walks in* SILENCE! I AM THE JUDGE!
Lawyer: Ma'am. Today we are here to prove the guiltiness of the party before trial.
OA: Yeah, I'm not stupid *sighs*
Lawyer: Your Honour! I was implying that you were! I was merely-
OA: ¬_¬ Just call your first witness.
Lawyer: Fine. The Prosecution would like to call… YAMI! To the stand!
Everyone: *gasp*
Yami: I WON! I WON! *Runs up and sits down*
Cop Dude: do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?
Yami: Yes.
Bakura: *stand up* THAT'S A LIE!!!
Ryou: No it isn't! Sit down! *Pulls Bakura own*
Lawyer: So… Yami. You say you and your friends were trapped in school?
Yami: Yup.
Bakura: *stands up again* THAT' S A LIE!!
Ryou: no it isn't!!! *Pulls him down again*
Lawyer: And isn't true that you also burnt Mr. Kaiba's cat to death?!
Yami: …yeah.
Bakura: *stand up* NOW THAT'S A LIE!!!!
Ryou: Yami! I swear to ra! *Pulls him down again*
Lawyer: Let the record show: Yami is a cat burner!
Jury: *gasp*
Yami Malik: But didn't the jury know that already?
OA: Silence! *Whacks mallet* … in light of these new developments. There will be a ridiculously long recess.
YA: You just want to get home in time for Yu-Gi-Oh!
OA: *looks at her watch* Fine! Whatever! You are pardoned of the charges and free to go! *Jumps out the window* GOTTA HURRY!
Jury: *leaves so it's just the Yu-Gi-Oh! Clan*
Joey: so, what do we do now?
Yugi: well, weren't we supposed to be finding the axe-murderer?
Yami Malik: yeah. Whatever happened to him?
Mokuba: Hey… where'd nii-sama go?
Everyone: *looks around*
Yugi: you don't suppose the Axe-murderer got him… Do you?
Seto: *walks in drinking a soda* hey guys.
Everyone: *stares at him*
Seto: o…k… this is kind of freaky… why are you all staring at me?
Everyone: WHERE WERE YOU!?
Seto: gezz… I went to get a coke form the vending machine!
Yami: yummy! Can I have some?
Seto: *sighs* knock yourself out… please.
Yami: *drinks some*
Yugi: Kaiba. You should tell one of us where you are going with this axe-murderer going around!
Kaiba: I don't need you to…. You to… *wobbles and falls backwards*
Yugi: Kaiba!
Bakura: *catches him*
Yugi: Kaiba most be sick!
Bakura: blah! *Drops Seto* He's probably contagious!
Everyone: *glares at Bakura*
Bakura: don't look at me like that... ¬_¬
Yami: *faints also*
Yugi: Yami!
Yami Malik: *catches Yami* Good thing I'm wearing gloves!
Malik: you're not wearing gloves!
Yami Malik: GAH! *Drops Yami*
Joey: It must be something in the soda! *Picks up the can of coke* Ah-ha! *Peals back label to reveal the original label*
Original label: *poison*
Everyone: *gasp*
Bakura: OH DEAR RA! It's mountain Dew!
Everyone: *looks at Bakura again*
Bakura: Stop that!!
Yue: Bum Bum Buuuuuuum! The plot thins!
OA: *pokes Yue*
Yue: I mean "Thickens!" Join us next time faithful reviewers!
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~Otaku Amanda's rant Corner~
OA: I HAVE NOTHING TO RANT ABOUT!!
YA: did you really have to cap lock that?
OA: Why must you criticize me in everything I do?!
YA: Because you're always wrong?
OA: Ok, *takes on sword* That's it!
Seto: Are they fighting again?
Yami: Hai. Maybe we should take them to counselling…
Seto: *ducks from flying vase that YA threw at OA* Oi!
Bakura: hey guys, wazzup?
Yami: OA and YA are fighting again.
Bakura: Oh yeah… *looks at the reviewers* you guys might want to take off. This could go on for days.
OA: *stops fighting* heeey… I have to send you all off on your dates! ^_^ here's the list:
Joey: Lynn
Yami: Power to the Penguins
Mako: The penguins
Bakura: Suqua
Legolas: Suqua ((two dates? Better get ready!))
Seto: Infiny and Yami Suqua
Mako: What the hell? I'm not even in this fic… and I have to date penguins!
OA: hm, that reminds me: I have to put you in the fic!
Legolas: O_O I'm not even anime!
YA: Review and I'll give you all free Pegasus Voo Doo dolls!
OA: *waves* Jaaa! ^_______^
