OA: *waves* Allo! Long time no see! Sorry no updatey, I've been… sick… *cough cough*

YA: ¬_¬ you have not! You've been playing 'Wind Waker' and watching 'Spirited Away'

OA: T_T I'M SO ASHAMED!

YA: Do the business OA…

OA: Ok! ^.^ First, Lynn, you're in this chapter! Yay! Second, PTTP, we'd be honoured to make a guest appearance!

YA: We'd be what to do what now? O_o

OA: *bows to PTTP*

YA: will u stop bowing? You've been doing it ever since you watched Spirited Away!

OA: NEVER! *Looks at list* next, Yue is off in Florida for Spring break, so Link is taking his place for this chapter. Finally, THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR YOU WONDROUS REVIEWS! Happy Easter everyone! Hope you had a good one.

DISCLAIMER: "Do I even have to do this anymore?"

Bakura: ON WITH THE FIC!

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~At The Game Shop~

Link: We join our friends at the game shop, trying to figure out what to do next.

Yami and Kaiba: *lying on the couches*

Yugi: *on the phone talking to the hospital while everyone else sits around the table*

Yami Malik: Man, this sure is a big table…

Yugi: *hangs up* ok guys, the hospital says their sending over a doctor right now. *Looks at Yami* I can't help but think how much of this is my fault…

Bakura: Oh PLEASE! You're not that stupid, are you Yugi? NONE of this is your fault. Stop trying to add angst.

Joey: *glares* yeah Caption Bring-down!

Yugi: fine. ¬_¬

*Ding-Dong*

Malik: That was fast…

Yugi: *answers the door and a doctor with a obviously fake moustache stands in the door way*

Doctor: Hello! I am the doctor… the doctor that the Hospital sent over… I ARE in no way AN AXE-MURDERER!!

Yugi: Ok then ^.^ come in!

Doctor: *walks in and sits down next to Kaiba and Yami and takes his things out of his doctor bag*

Yami Malik: hm, that overly tacky fake moustache seems somewhat familiar. Do you think he's really a doctor?

Bakura: are you kidding me? He's got that stethoscope-thingy and everything! He's GOT to be a doctor.

Yami Malik: Maybe you're right…

Bakura: 'Course I'm right! Now, let's go start a fire. *Goes to the kitchen*

Yami Malik: *claps* Yay! ^_^ *Follows*

Doctor: *checks their foreheads and what not* hm, yes. They are certainly poisoned.

Ryou: ¬_¬ Don't you need to do a blood test or something first?

Doctor: Who's the doctor here?!

Ryou: T_T sorry sir…

Doctor: I'll run a few more tests. You guys won't want to stick around since it'll be boring.

Yugi: But-

Doctor: I mean, it's not like I ARE an AXE-MURDERER or anything….

Yugi: ^_^ ok!

Everyone else: *leaves*

Doctor: *cackles evilly* Finally! Now, to finish you two off… ONCE AND FOR ALL! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

~Meanwhile, it Kaiba's La La Land~

Kaiba's La La Land: *pretty much a normal park, but the sky is green and the trees are blue*

Seto: HA! I knew the sky was green!

Yami: *pops out of nowhere* Woooo, I am NOT doing that again! Head rush!

Seto: Yami! What are you doing in my dream?

Yami: *shrugs* maybe it's a spell, I don't know… I'm gunna go with the spell. It sounds nice.

Seto: *smacks forehead* Even in my subconscious I can't escape you!

Yami: Wow, Kaiba… Your mind looks fun! *Starts kicking a tree with blue leaves*

Seto: Hey! Quit that! That's my subconscious Y'know!

Yami: …nooo… it's a tree… With blue leaves *stops and looks at Kaiba* were you a disturbed child Kaiba-kun?

Seto: That's it. I'm leaving.

Yami: *sits down next to Seto* How?

Seto: This is dream… Right? I'll I have to do is wake up! Watch! ….Uh….

Yami: is there a problem?

Seto: No! No problem… just… Uh

Yami: You can't wake up can you?! BWAHAHAHA!!! *Falls over laughing*

((~Intermission~

OA: I must go heat up two-day-old Mac and cheese for my breakfast! BRB people! *Runs off* YA! Take over!!

YA: Finally!

Beelzemon: *sitting on top of the computer, pointing his gun at YA* don't screw up this fic, YA

YA: *glares at Beelzemon* I hate you…))

Seto: SHUT UP! I could wake up if I wanted to!

Yami; so you'd rather be here with me? Kaiba-kun! I had no idea you cared! *Glomps Seto*

Seto: AHHHH! GET OFF! GET OFF!

Yami: LET'S GET BEST FRIENDS FOREVER RINGS!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: NOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! JUST A NIGHTMARE!! *Pushes Yami off and runs as fast and as far as his legs can carry him*

((OA: *eating Mac 'n Cheese* I'm back!))

Yami: Why does everyone run? T_T

~Meanwhile, back in reality with the nervous doctor~

Doctor: NOW TO FINISH YOU OFF, ONCE AND FOR ALL!! WAHAHAHA!.. Whoa, Da ja vu O_o… anyway *takes out two needles*

Joey: *comes out from hiding behind the couches* HOLD IT RIGHT THERE DR. GIVES-PEOPLE-NEEDLES! What are you doing to my friends! …O_o Well, what are you doing to my friend and the ass I have to be around?!

Doctor: I was just about to give them medicine to make them all better!

Joey: *eyes narrow* sure you were… suuuuuuuuure you were… If that medicine is so great, why don't YOU take it?

Doter: Because taking medicine when I'm not sick, can make me very sick!

((OA: He's right kiddies! Never take medication unless your mommy or daddy says it's ok!))

Joey: ok then…

Doctor: ok. *Is about to give Yami the needle*

Joey: Ah! No. Give it to Kaiba, if he dies, we'll know it's bad.

Lynn: *pops out of nowhere* Joey! You're so smart! *Glomps Joey*

Joey: ACK! Stop with the glomping!

Lynn: *disappears*

Joey: O_o

Doctor: Riiiight… *gives the needle to Kaiba*

~Meanwhile, in Kaiba's La La land~

Yami: *has caught up with Seto* Hello!

Seto: Can't you leave me al- … *rubs arm* ow …

Yami: wha?

Seto: Feels like someone just pricked me with a needle…

Yami: Haha! Kaiba's goin' crazy!!

Seto: *glares* I AM NOT!

Yami: Are t- …hey… Looky! You're see-though!

Seto: *looks at his hands, and he is indeed see though* that's new…

Yami: heeeeeeey, maybe you are waking up! … Or dying…

Seto: ¬_¬ thanks a lot. *Disappears*

Yami: O_o Kaiba?…

*Cricket Cricket*

Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOO I'm alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... Wait, if it's just me… Then why am I still in Kaiba's mind? *blinks* oo;

~Meanwhile, back in reality with the nervous doctor and Joey~

Seto: *wakes up* ungh… *turns over and goes back to sleep*

Joey: Kaiba! Yer awake!

Doctor: What'd you think? I ARE an Axe-murderer?

Malik: I thought so…

Joey: Hey, when'd you get here?

Malik: your mother ¬_¬

Joey: *glares at Malik*

Doctor: *gives the needle to Yami, who also wakes up*

Yami: *turns over and goes back to sleep also* no daddy, I am not the week link in the chain! I will not let the slaves free!! You'll see! To heck with Moses!

Everyone but Yami Malik and Bakura: *walks in*

Doctor: well, that as they say, is that! I'm off to heal the sick. *puts on hat and coat and walks out the door*

Yugi: *standing in the doorway Good by Mr. Doctor sir!

Doctor: *flies away* Good-bye laddie!

Malik: I can't believe I ever though HE was the axe-murderer.

Yami and Seto: *are wake*

Seto: I just had the strangest dream.

Yami: *yawn* me too.

Ryou: Do you guys smell smoke too?

Bakura and Yami Malik: *runs out from the kitchen and close the door behind them with nervous looks on their faces*

Bakura: uh… me and Yami Malik are goin' out….

Yami Malik: …Yeah… Not like THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG… uh… Bye!

Bakura and Yami Malik: *run out the door*

Yugi: Uh, oh... *sees smoke coming from the kitchen* FIRE! EVERYBODY OUT!

Everybody: *runs out*

~Outside~

Yugi: Are we missing someone?

Yami: …Tea's not here!

*FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!*

Game Shop: *goes up in flames*

Everyone: Oh well! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Yugi: *glares at Bakura and Yami Malik*

Yami Malik and Bakura: *point to each other* It was his fault!! *Looks at each other* What?! How dare you accuse me!!

Malik: Where are we going to go now?

Yami: *grins at Kaiba*

Seto: What? OH NO! My mansion STILL isn't back the way it used to be from your last visit!!

Mokuba: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease big Brother?

Seto: NO! No way! No no no no no no no no no no no no no!!!!

~Kaiba Mansion~

Everyone: *poking at things and what not*

Seto: *twitch twitch* I hate my life…

Link: hohoho! You sure do Kaiba-boy! You sure do! Join us next time!

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~Otaku Amanda's Rant Corner~

OA: Nothing important to rant about today… BUT GUESS WHAT? I ordered the first 32 episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh! On DVD in Japanese with English Subtitles! I'm SOOOOOOOOO happy!

YA: That's great ¬_¬ would you mind telling me WHY you invited the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

OA: *hugs Leonardo* because I love them!

Leonardo: Gah! What is it?

Raphael: I don't know… I better stab it…

OA: O_O *lets go and hides behind Donatello* Donny! Saaaave me!!

Donatello: GAH! CRAZED FAN GIRL! *hits OA with his bow staff*

OA: ow T_T…. *crawls towards* Michelangelo* Miky…. Help… meeeee…

Michelangelo: Ahhh! Crawling Crazed Fan girl! *Thwacks OA with his Nun-chucks*

Casey Jones: *picks OA up* guys! This isn't a Crazed Fan Girl! It's an authoress

Turtles: O_O GET HER!!

OA: AHHH! NOOO!

YA: *passes out Pegasus Voo Doo dolls* … heheh… Review and I'll give you a free "Otaku Amanda got Beat up by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and All I got was This Lousy T-Shirt"

OA: @_@ Jaaaa….

~IMPORTANT PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT~

OA: Ahem, it has come to my attention, that many of the teenagers, pre-teens and young adults have been putting things in their mouths lately that shouldn't be there. Concerned parents have asked me to address the importance of not stuffing things in you pie hole that shouldn't be there. With out further ado, I present, "Don't you Stuff it in Your Face"

Disclaimer: I didn't make up this song, there's actually a commercial about this.

Joey: *comes out strumming a guitar* don't put it in your mouth! Don't stuff it in your face. Though it might look good to eat, and it might look good to taste!

Serenity: *plays tambourine* don't put it in your mouth!

Joey: that's right sis!

Serenity: Don't stuff it in your face!

Joey: Uh-uh!

Serenity: Though it might look good to eat…

Joey: Bring it home girl!

Serenity: Like a muffin or a beat!

Muffin and a beat: Like a muffin or a beat!

Entire Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast, plus OA and YA: IF YOU DON'T KNOW JUST WHAT IT IS! DON'T PUUUUUUUUT IT IN YOUR MOOOOOOOOOOUTH!

OA: Remember boys and girls also ask an adult before eating ANYTHING you're not sure of!

JAAAAAAAA!