YA: Hey everyone! OA is off hiding from angry reviewer because she updated so late. I believe she's behind the desk!
OA: *pokes head out from behind the desk* DON'T TELL THEM THAT!
Mob of angry reviewers: *run towards OA*
OA: O_O AHHHH! *Being chased by the reviewers*
MOAR: BURN HER! BURN HER!
Seto: we should be taping this…
Yami: *nods*
OA: phef. I think I lost them --' ok. *Takes out clip bored* ok first… To answer your question Lemming Queen, I can't remember what episode it was, but Bakura and Malik made an alliance in it. So I figured, they're both evil so they have something in common ^_^
Bakura: Makes sense to me!
Yami Malik: *nods*
OA: Next, KehkanSKlover thanks for the idea! I'll be using that soon. X3
Seto: I'm sacred…
OA: oh yeah! Guess what I got guys! *Holds up first volume of Yu-Gi-h!* episodes 1-32 Japanese with English subtitles baby! ^_^ More about that in Otaku Amanda's Rant corner!
YA: and?
OA: Nooo… I don't want to say it! T_T
YA: DO IT!
OA: … I'm sorry guys for not updating' there's to many reasons I could give you! The only thing I can say is the summer, they'll come faster.
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! Kazuki Takahashi owns Yu-Gi-Oh! …. I wonder of he's married?
Bakura: On with the fic!
OA: *glares at Bakura*
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Yue: We join our friends at Kaiba's house.
~Kaiba's Room~
Seto: *sits in his room, trying to pretend they're not in his house*
Yami: *knocks on the door*
Seto: *sighs* …come in .
Yami: *walks in* Kaaaaiba… you know that priceless vase you have down stairs?
Seto: …what about it?
Yami: … Well… It sorta… IT WAS NOT MY FAULT!! JoeyandYugiwereplayingrunaroundthepricelessvaseandtheysaidIwasaloserandIchasedthemandthevasejusthappenedtojumpoutfromnowhere!!!!
Seto: O_O WHAT?!!!!
Yami: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Seto: THAT WAS A FREAKING PRICELESS VASE!! *Flicks another priceless vase at Yami*
Yami: AHH! *Ducks behind the bed* I SAID I WAS SORRY!!! *Looks up again*
Seto: *throws another priceless vase*
Yami: *ducks again* STOP!!!
~Meanwhile, in the kitchen~
Bakura: *playing knife games with Yami Malik on the table* would you stay still? *Trying to stab Yami Malik's hand*
Yami Malik: I'm not sure this is how it's supposed to be played…
Bakura: quiet. I know what I'm doing.
Joey: so what are we suppose to do? Wait for the Axe murderer to strike again?
Yugi: guess so… *turns on TV* My, this is boring.
Yami: *running down the stairs with Kaiba ruining after him, throwing priceless vases* Kaiba-kun! AHH! *Ducks*
Seto: I'LL TEACH YOU TO BREAK MY VASES!
Yami: *slips and falls down the stairs* AIEEEE!
Seto: *throws more vases* DIIIIE!!
Everyone: *runs in* KAIBA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Seto: killing Yami! What does it LOOK like?!
Yami: @_@ pain…
Mokuba: nii-sama… stop throwing vases at Yami.
Seto: *glares* we'll finish this when MOKUBA isn't around to protect you Yami….
Yugi: *trying to wake Yami up* Gezz Kaiba…
Bakura: he's truly evil… *stabs Yami Malik*
Yami Malik: Hey! I told you to stop that!!
Bakura: sorry. Force of habit.
*Power goes*
Everyone: O_o *pitch black so all you can see is their eyes*
Ryou: *glaring at Bakura*
Bakura: Why are you glaring at me for?!
Ryou: YOU ARE THE ONE WITH PLIERS IN YOUR HAND!
Bakura: I am not!
Ryou: I can feel them!
Yami: That's my hair!
Ryou: oh… sorry.
Seto: Bakas! Let's just go and find the power generator for the house!
Yugi: All right. You and Mokuba know your way around the house, so tell us if there's anything we should be careful of.
Seto: Whatever.
*Walking*
*Walking*
Everyone but Seto and Mokuba: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Thud*
Joey: I thought Kaiba was supposed to tell us when we're about to fall down a flight of stairs!
Kaiba: Well, you should have been more specific.
Everyone but Kaiba and Mokuba: WE JUST FELL DOWN A BLOODY FLIGHT OF STAIRS!!
Kaiba: ¬_¬ fine. Next time, I'll tell you when we're going to go down stairs.
*Walking*
Everyone but Kaiba and Mokuba: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Thud Thud Thud Thud*
Everyone but Seto and Mokuba: KAIBA!!
Kaiba: What now?!
Everyone but Mokuba and Kaiba: WE JUST FELL DOWN 4 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS!
Kaiba: yes, but those were carpeted stairs.
Everyone but Mokuba and Seto: KAIBA! YOU BUM!
Kaiba: … ouch. I'm hurt. Look, we're here now anyway… does anyone have a flashlight?
Yami: I do! *Hands Seto a flashlight* ^.^
Everyone but Yami, Mokuba and Kaiba: YOU HAD A FLASHLIGHT ALL THIS TIME!?
Yami: yeah… so?
Everyone but Yami, Mokuba and Kaiba: *sighs*
((OA: on a side note, I hate Pegasus…. I just wanted to mention that because I don't think I've said it for a while…))
Everyone but Seto: *watches as Seto fiddles with some of the wires in the generator*
Bakura: *goes to touch a wire*
Kaiba: Don't touch that.
Bakura: *glares* I can do what I want to! *Touches it and gets a shock* AIEEEE! *Falls over*
Kaiba: ¬_¬ I told you not to touch it.
Bakura: @.@ I'M OK!
Yami Malik: Your hair's on fire.
Bakura: what? AHHH! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
Ryou Calm down already! *Licks fingers and doubts fire like a candle*
Bakura: ….. Thanks.
Ryou: ^__^ HUG!!
Bakura: ¬_¬ stay away from me…
Seto: ARGH! I give up! I can't get the damn thing to work!
Joey: Let me take a look at it. *Grabs flashlight*
Seto: Joey, I highly doubt it that if I could not fix the generator, then a mutt like you co-
Joey: *flicks flashlight at the generator*
Generator: *starts working*
*Lights come back on*
Joey: It's all in the wrists! ^_^
Seto: ¬_¬ … I hate you.
Bakura: hey… where is my light?
Yami Malik: and mine!
Yami: and mine!
Joey: And mine!
Seto: You don't have a light!
Joey: O.o oh yeah…
Seto: …baka.
Joey: What did you call me Kaiba?!
Seto: BAKA! B-A-K-A! Do need me to simplify that for you?
Joey: DIE KAIBA! *Tackles Kaiba*
Yami: Stop fighting guys! We need to find our lights!
Bakura and Yami Malik: *shrug* meh.
Yami: *thinks to himself* Bakura and Yami Malik don't care… Joey and Kaiba are busy fighting… looks like it's up to me to save everyone!
((OA: and the world is doomed…))
Yami: *puts on ninja scarf* Wahahaha! It's Yami's turn to shine! *Hops around* I am the master of the night! Muhahaha .
~Meanwhile~
Bakura and Yami Malik: *watching Kaiba and Joey fight*
Bakura: I'd place my bets on Kaiba-boy…
Yami Malik: *nods*
Honda: *nods*
Bakura and Yami Malik: *look at each other then, at Honda, then shrug* meh.
((OA: Yeah, Honda's back. Yeah, I'm using his Japanese name))
Kaiba: Mutt!
Joey: Money Bags!
~Meanwhile, back with Yami~
Yami: *slinking around in the shadows* I am the warrior of the night. I live in darkness. I am pain! I am sorrow! I am… hungry! *Sticks a sucker in his mouth*
Shadowed figure: *sneaking towards a room*
Yami: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE SHADOWED FIGURE!!
Shadowed figure: *has already gone into the room*
Yami: ¬_¬ I'm bad at this… *walks into the room*
~In That Room~
Yami: *hides behind a chair*
Shadowed figure: Muhahaha! Now that I have the lights, NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME! Wahahaha! I ARE a genius! I ARE much smarter then that spoiled Pharaoh!
Yami: HEY! *Jumps up*
Shadowed figure: *looks at Yami* Intruder! Get them my pets!
*Nothing happens*
Yami: … Oo'
Shadowed figure: *takes out tape recorder* Note to self: Get evil ninja cat minions. *Lunges at Yami*
Yami: *Punches Shadowed Figure*
"POW!"
Shadowed Figure: *punches Yami back*
"SMASH!"
Yami: *kicks Shadowed figure*
"THWACK!"
Shadowed Figure: *bites Yami*
"Otomotpiea!"
Yami: nuts to this! *Hits Shadowed Figure with a chair, knocking him out*
Shadowed figure: X___x
Yugi, Ryou and Malik: *chained to the wall* Yami!
Yami: Hey guys! Wow, did you guys notice how that guy managed to stay in the shadow like that? Freaky!
Yugi, Ryou, and Malik: GET US OUT!
Yami: *gets them out*
Yugi: Now, to deal with our masked man!
Shadowed figure: *is gone and there's a small business card there*
Everyone: GASP!
Yami: *picks up the card*
~A Little later~
Yugi, Yami, Malik and Ryou: *walk into the room where the others are*
Yami: Guess who I found!
Yami Malik, Bakura and Honda: *turn to look* … *shrugs* meh.
Yami: Ungrateful…
Mokuba: GET HIM NII-SAMA!
Yami: *sighs* Are those to STILL fighting?
Yami Malik, Malik and Ryou: *nods*
Yami: that reminds me. The Shadowed figure left this behind!
Bakura: Huh? O__o
Ryou: ¬_¬ they weren't there, Yami…
Yami: Oh yeeeeeah…
Yugi: *reads the card*
Card: Anger Management. Call 1-800-Grrr-I-ARE-Angry today!
Ryou: So the shadowed figure goes to anger management classes…. We'll have to go there and find him!
Bakura: Wait! So the shadowed figure goes to Anger management classes! That means if we go, then we'll catch him!
Yami: Good plan Tomb Robber!
Ryou: *glares at Bakura*
Yue: And So, Join us next time to see our heroes in anger management!
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~Otaku Amanda's Rant Cornner~
OA: Hullo ^_^ to answer your questions, I brought Honda back 'cause I felt bad. Oh yeah, it's pretty likely that everyone's eventually gunna have their Japanese names… right Jonouchi?
Jono: *glaring*
OA: Anyhoo, for those of you who don't have the Japanese DVD's and would like to know some of the changes, I'll put a few down! Who's your buddy? Huh?
1) In the Japanese version of the episode where Mai camps with the gang in DK, Mai tells Tea her past. Basically, she used to work at a casino cruise boat but hated it.
2) In the English version of the episode where they meet Mokuba at DK, Jono vows to get that kids stolen star chips back and gives himself a detective Jono persona, but in the Japanese version, he asks the kid if he can keep half of his star chips if he finds them! (Greedy, greedy Jono!)
3) Here's an important one! In the English version, Seto-sama gives Mokuba a card saying it was always his favourite, but in the Japanese version, it's the key to lockers at Kaiba corp. That's the whole 'real' reason why Mokuba was kidnapped, because the big 5 wanted they key! In the Japanese version, later on when Seto goes to save Mokuba, Mokuba tells Seto that he didn't give them the key and he protected Kaiba corp. I though that was sweet ^___^
4) Anzu(tea) calls Jonu and Yugi "Sex maniacs" in the Japanese version. I just thought it was funny.
5) Every scene with a gun was cut out… which were really cool :\
OA: Ah, that's all I can think of… oh! GO SEE X-MEN OR DIE! *Pokes* don't think you won't 'cause you will! *Nods*
Ja everyone.
~Otaku Amanda
