OA: At Last! A new chapter. I hope you all aren't too mad….

Reviewers: BURN OA! BURN HER!

YA: YEAH!! BURN HER!

OA: YA!

YA: What?!

OA: *coughs* ANYWAY! Thanks to everyone who reviewed. You people are really great to put up with me XD. Go read the story "Joey For Prez". O_O *looks* I'm on the favourites list of 30 members?! QUI!? *faints*

YA: *sighs* I WISH she'd stop doing that…

Seto: *eating chocolate bar* Why are you telling me? Do I LOOK like a genie?

YA: ¬_¬ *grumbles something about killing Kaiba-boy in his sleep*

OA: Hm, I don't think this chapter isn't all that funny… maybe it's just me…

YA: I've been telling you that forever!

OA: whatever *Taking out a Canadian flag and her Canadian flip-flops*

Everyone but OA: *raises eyebrow* What the hell are you doing?

OA: Oh that's right this will be the first Canada day for all of you!

YA: There's a Canada day?

OA: ^_^ Yeah. It's great. Fireworks, funny hats, hotdogs and all that good stuff.

Yami: Hotdogs and Fireworks in the same place?! That's crazy!!!

OA: O_o…. yeah… ANYWAY.

Bakura: ON WITH THE FIC! ^.^ (you know you love me)

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Yue: When we last left our main characters, they boarded the battle Ship.

~Battle Ship, The Bridge~

Seto: *steering one of those old fashion boat steering wheels*

Yami: I Gotta hand it to you Kaiba-kun, this is really high-tech… except for that caption's wheel.

Seto: My Ship. The wheel stays.

Bakura: *snorts* This is stupid!! What the hell are we looking for anyway?

Everyone else: a clue…. Duh!

Bakura: ¬_¬ bakas.

Seto: A clue! At starboard side!

Everyone: O____o

Seto: -_- West

Everyone: O____o

Seto: *points* THAT WAY IDIOTS!

Everyone: Oooooo… *looks out the window, down at a building*

Building: *Has a sign on the front*

Sign: "Homicidal Maniacs/Axe-Murders Alliance Convention tonight!"

Bakura and Yami Malik: Alriiiiiiiight! I wanted to go to that! ^^

Rest: *looks at them*

Yami Malik and Bakura: Oo' I mean… ¬_¬ whatever.

~Later, in the parking lot~

Battle Ship: *parked in a parking spot*

Seto: *hitting the parking meter* does anyone have any quarters?

Joey: Just leave it Kaiba.

Seto: No! I am NOT getting a ticket!

Mokuba: Nii-sama…

Malik: Here already! *hands Kaiba 20 quarters*

Yami Malik: O_o' Where'd YOU get all those quarters?

Malik: ^.^ It's your drinking money.

Yami Malik: Nooooooooooo! MY DRINKING MONEY! *sobs*

Everyone else: *sweatdrops*

Yugi: How about you and Yami Malik some in once you have this sorted out? Come on guys!

Everyone but Malik and Yami Malik: *walking towards the convention*

Yami: *does circles around the group while skipping* We're going to a convention! We're going to a convention! *grabs onto Kaiba's arm* Kaiba-kun! We're going' to a co-

Seto: *elbows Yami and knocks him out*

Yami: X_X

Honda: *sighs , picks up Yami and carries him on his back*

Yugi: I knew you were good for something Honda ^_^

Honda: *sighs*

~The Convention~

Yugi: Ok everyone split up and look for the axe-murderer.

Everyone else: *grumbles and leaves*

~Bakura and Ryou~

Bakura and Ryou: *walking*

Homicidal manic: *walks up to them* Waaaah!! Hahahaha! Quack!

Ryou and Bakura: ¬_¬

Ryou: You speak manic Bakura, what's he saying?

Bakura: *grabs Ryou and pushes though people* Shut up light.

Ryou: Whoooa! Look at that sign!

~Joey, Serenity and Honda~

Serenity: *looks at two girls in the crowd* hm… Joey…

Joey: what?

Serenity: Do those girls look familiar?

Shorter girl: YA! I want a flamethrower! You promised I could have one.

Taller girl: Shut up light. I already bought you a fake-murder hat.

Shorter Girl: …You're so mean. T_T

Joey: Nah! ^__________^

Honda: check out the sign!

~Kaiba and Mokuba~

Mokuba: Nii-sama…. I appreciate how you are trying to protect me and everything, but I can't breathe!

Seto: *has a death grip on Mokuba* Trust me Mokuba, you'll thank me later.

Mokuba: How can I thank you if I'm dead?!

Random Girl: Would you boys like to join 'homicidal maniacs: Katana's Rule'?

Seto: STAY BACK! DON'T YOU DARE HARM MOKUBA!

Mokuba: Oo' I worry about you sometimes Seto… *notices a sign* Ni-sama! Look!

~Yami and Yugi~

Yugi: I can't see anything over all these people.

Yami: get on my shoulders.

Yugi: *gets on* I can't see any axe-murders… only homicidal maniacs…

Yami: There's a difference?

Yugi: I don't know… ¬_¬ *looks* Hey! Check out the convention stage and that sign!

Yami: *looks* …uh…

Yugi: How weird is that?

Yami: Er… pretty weird…

Yugi: You can't read it, can you?

Yami: T_T Shut up.

Yugi: *reads the sign* "Guest speaker Malik Ishtar shares with us techniques for getting rid of the body!"

Yami: Well, that explains where he got that snazzy "I am a guest speaker, here me roar." pin…

Yugi: I think Malik and Yami Malik have some explaining to do.

Yami: *notices everyone else has gathered* Everyone else is here too… it's almost like so predicable plot hole has bought as all together….

Bakura: Oh ra, it's the pharaoh

Yami: That's me!

*lights go off*

Yami: *screams*

Everyone else (Including the crowd): *looks at Yami*

*Cool lasers and smoke come from the stage*

Announcer: And now, HMAMA presents, Malik Ishtar!

Yami Malik: *comes out with head set microphone on*

Dorky looking guy: Hail king Malik!

Rest: Oo' riiiiiiiiight…

Yami Malik: How many of you out there need enlightenment? Well, now you can ask your puzzling questions!

Random guy: Malik! How can I get blood stains out from my couch?

Yami Malik: Mountain Dew!

Dorky Dude: Hail king Malik!

Ryou: I wonder where Malik is…

~Meanwhile, back stage~

Malik: *Talking to some stage hand* The doctor says it's just a phase. If I humour him, it'll pass.

~Back outside, with the stage~

Yami: Does anyone else see that red dot on Yami Malik's forehead?

Seto: Bakas…. That's a sniper laser! … looks like a police one if I'm not mistaken.

Yugi: *looks at Seto*

Seto: I have experience with this sort of thing ok?

Yugi: Oh ra! I have to tell him!!

Everyone else: …nah.

Yugi: Let's go NOW!

Everyone else: …fine.

Everyone: *climbs on stage*

Yami Malik: What in the seven hells?!

Malik: *runs onto the stage*

Yugi: Yami Malik get down! Someone's trying to snipe you!

Yami Malik: O_O NOOO! *uses Malik as a shield*

Malik: *gets shot in the shoulder* OO' CRIPS! That hurts!

Police: *raids the building*

Everyone except the Yu-Gi-Oh! Clan and that Dorky guy: *runs out of the building*

Cop: They all got away sir.

Cop2: Wait! There's a few near the stage.

Seto: Aw sugar…

~One hour later, at jail~

Everyone plus the Dorky dude: *in a jail cell*

Dorky Dude: HAIL KING MALIK!!

Cop3: *looking in at them* A phoney convention to lure homicidal maniac and axe-murderer! What a plan!

Yami Malik: *tosses away his button* I knew it was to good to be true…

Bakura: ARGH! We're in jail… AGAIN!!

Joey: I think Malik may need medical attention.

Yami Malik: *holding Malik* I can't help but think this may be partly my fault.

Everyone else: *Glares* It IS your fault!

Yami Malik: ¬_¬ I got over it. You guys need to do the same.

~2 Hours Later~

Seto: Yami… you're sitting to close to me.

Yami: But I'm cold! We need to huddle together to keep warm!

Seto: ¬_¬ go huddle with Yugi

Yami: T_T We had a fight…

Seto: Argh! I hate you so much!

Yami: T__T You don't mean that!

Dorky dude: Hail king Malik!

Yami Malik: Yuck! Malik got my shirt soaked with blood… *licks some of it off his shirt*

Everyone else: *edges away from Yami Malik*

~3 Hours Later~

Joey: 1 bottle of beer on the wall. 1 bottle of beer! You take it down and pass it around…. No more bottles of beer on the wall. ONE MORE TIME!

Everyone else: SHUT UP!!

Dorky Kid: Hail king Malik!!!

Everyone else: YOU TOO!!

~1 Hour Later~

Cop5: *opens the door* Your bail has been paid. You're free to go!

Yugi: By who?

Everyone else: *looks* GASP! It's you!

Yue: You indeed. Who is this person who bailed our heroes out of prison? Stay tuned to kind out!

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~Otaku Amanda Rant Corner~

YA: *behind a news desk* In movie news, The Hulk came it the box office this week with record breaking record….. While Justin to Kelly did not even place on the top tens. We go new live to OA for her comments.

OA: OH WOW! WHAT A SURPRISE! *coughs*

YA: Thank you YA for you comments. *clears throat* In other news, The season Final of Yu-Gi-Oh! aired this week on YTV. We now go live again to OA for her comments.

OA: Well YA, it was a pretty good season final. A couple cute moments, a couple of cool moments and some awesome dueling. I won't give away to much but Seto-sama takes off his coat! Wheee! ^_^

YA: I see. Anything else?

OA: Not really. Just Yami making it clear how much he hate Tea… in my eyes anyway!

YA: ^_^ Thank you very much! *reads papers* This just in. OA is done school!

OA: That's right OA I'm done and with good marks too *grins* in other words, this means a few things. Two of those things are MORE TIME TO WRITE THE FAN FICTION…. And a passing gift X3

YA: You heard it here first folks!

Legolas: Enough Talk. Let's party!

LOTR cast, the Yu-Gi-OH! Cast, the Final Fantasy casts and YA OA: *start dancing*

OA: JAAA!!