OA: SHAMAN KING!!!!!!

YA: --' would you shut up already?

OA: SHAMAN KING! SHAAAAAMAN KIIIIIIING!!!

YA: *sighs* hello folks. OA has been like that ever since she found out Shaman King, the anime, was coming to the Fox Box. She's a big fan of the manga…

OA: Shaman King ^_^

YA: STOP IT OR I'LL BURN YOUR PRECIOUS SK MANGA!

OA: *Stops*Ok first, For those of you who want to know, with the help of my good buddy Tidalryu, I have found out how to do ¬ (before I just copied and pasted it). It's Alt + 0172 ^_^ and now I have decided to answer all my reviews from the last chapter! Why? Because I can ^_^ (And I e-mailed a few so… Yeah)

Tree kicker - Thanks so much for the looooooooong but hilarious review! XD "IM THE POINTY HAIRED PHARAOH! HEAR MY ROAR" *snickers*

Shadow's Girl12 - I'd tell you… but you'll have to read this chapter! Nah nah! :P

Tidalryu - bring it on Wadra! Wahahaha! X3

Game and Watch Forever - muhahaha! I shall never tell! NEVER!! (ok, I will in a few minutes)

The one who posses Insanity: I do read Mega Tokyo (I'm a big fan) but a friend introduced me to 1337 ^^

Kilohana - Kilohana, I know how you feel but we still have shirtless High Priest Seto right?

Siei - Oo' eheheh. Yay for senseless violence! ^^

Bakura: ON WITH THE FIC!

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Yue: *getting lazy* See last chapter.

Everyone: *Gasp* IT'S YOU!!! RISHID!!

((OA: yes people. It's Rishid. Malik's "brother"…. I'm using his Japanese name because I have no clue how to spell his dubbed name ^^ peace!))

Rishid: Yes! It is I! I am looking for Master Malik. Have you guys seen him lately? *Notices Malik in Yami Malik's arms* O_O MASTER! *Snatches him from Yami Malik* WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!

Yami Malik: ¬.¬ nothing.

Everyone else: *looks at Yami Malik*

Yami Malik: ^^ Oh! I DID use him as a human shield… but that's it.

Rishid: We must take master to a hospital right away!

Yami Malik: Forget it! I hate hospitals! They smell funny. There is NO way I'm going in one.

~A little Later~

Everyone but Malik: *sitting in the waiting room*

Yami Malik: I can't believe I'm here…

Mokuba: Seto…. I'm hungry…

Seto: Hm? Alright. It does seem like he haven't eaten in an awful long time… *walks over to the vending machine* hmm… *puts in a twenty dollar bill*

Vending Machine: *spits it out*

Seto: *eyes narrow and puts it back in again*

Vending Machine: *spits it out*

Seto: grrrr… *puts it in again*

Vending Machine: *spits it out*

Seto: Argh!

Yami: What seems to be the problem Seto-Chan?

Seto: *ignores the 'Chan'* saaaaaaaaay….. Yami, you have little hands don't you?

Yami: *looks at his hands* That I do! Why, I'm guessing they're the perfect size to squeeze into some machine and get a particular item…. Possible a vending machine!

Seto: Great! Do me a favour and put your hand in the vending machine and get some food for me!

Yami: What!? That's crazy!!! *Walks away*

Seto: ¬_¬ Baka Pharaoh…

Malik: *walks in the waiting room*

Rishid: Master Malik! You are ok!

Malik: ^_^ Yeah. It was sooo cool! They stitched me up and everything! *Pulls up shirt to show stitches*

Old granny that just happens to be walking by: *sees Malik and his half nakedness* OH GOOD LORD! *Faints*

Doctor: *walks in also* Mr. Ishtar, the results of your tests are in. You may want to come in my office.

Malik: Sure! ^_^

Yami Malik and Rishid: *follows*

Rest: *follows too*

Doctor: *looks at the rest* Wait a minute… are you guys family members?

Rest: …… Yes…. Yes we are….

Doctor: Ok then! ^_^ Come right in!

~Inside the Office~

Doctor: *sitting at his desk* ahem… *looks at his files* this is the part of my job I hate the most…

Malik: I'm pregnant? NOOOOOOOOO! O_O

Doctor: Oo' er… no.

Malik: Oh thank Ra… -_-;

Doctor: Yes, well… however… You will die in 3 hours.

Malik: WHAT?! That can't be right! *Snatches files away from the doctor*

Files: *on the papers* YOU WILL DIE IN 3 HOURS (YES, YOU!)

Malik: Oo NOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm too pretty to die! T_T

Rishid: NOOOOOOO! He's too pretty to die! T_T

Doctor: Yeah, how sad… Get the hell out of my hospital.

~Outside the Hospital: 1 hours and 50 minutes remaining~

Everyone: *sitting on the sidewalk*

Malik: Why! Why did this have to happen to me? Why not…. My Yami?!

Yami Malik: Hey!

Rishid: Don't worry master! You shall not die with me around!

Yami Malik: What are you going to do? Sing him a song and make everything go all happy?

Rishid: … not a bad idea.

Everyone else: *sitting in the background, being ignored* HEY! What about us! We're in this fic too!

((OA: Oh, sorry….*thinking* Ummm… here!))

Joey: *gets hit by a bike messenger* GAH! *Knocked out*

((OA: I love playing god…))

Serenity: Joey! Are you ok?

Joey: X_X

Seto: *laughs*

Rishid: I shall perform the "Master will not Die Because I am Dancing" Dance! *Starts dancing*

Malik: Oo'

Yami Malik: Is that funny? Should I laugh? O_o

Malik: I…. Don't know.

Joey: *getting up* I'm ok!

Serenity: Hooray!

Bike messenger: *hits Serenity*

Serenity: GAH!

Seto: what is up with these bike messengers?

Bakura: Has anyone noticed that I haven't said anything this whole chapter?

Everyone else: no.

Bakura: T_T Life is unfair. I'm going drinking. *Heads to the pub which is just across the street*

Malik: Rishid… stop.

Rishid: Er, yes master Malik. *Stops*

Yami Malik: UPDATE! You have 30 minutes left to live light ^_^

Malik: ¬.¬ thanks…

Yami Malik: This is kind of depressing… I wanted to be the one to kill you…

Malik: Sucks to be you! ^^

Bakura: *gets thrown out of the pub*

Pub owner: And don't come back unless you have the money to pay for that table! *Walks back in*

Bakura: *gets up and dusts himself off* Lousy Bartender….

Bike Messenger: *runs over Bakura*

Bakura: GAH! X_X damn bike messenger!

Yami Malik: Gee, time sure flies when you're having fun! Only 3 minutes left.

Malik: O_o NOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO DIIIIE!!

Rishid: NOOOO! I'LL BE OUT OF A JOB!!! …. Wait…. I don't get paid for this anyway… I'M GOING ON STRIKE! *Makes picket sign*

Sign: "Malik Unfair: Honk if you Support"

Cars passing by: *honks*

Yami Malik: 2 minutes….

Malik: T_T NOOOOOO!

The ignored characters: I couldn't care less…. *gets chased by a mob bike messengers* OO' GAAAAAH!

Rishid: Malik, we need to talk about my Health care benefits.

Malik: Now?! Can't this wait?

Rishid: You'll be dead! I want full coverage NOW!!!

Malik: I had full coverage.. And look at me!

Yami Malik: 40 seconds….

Malik: NOOOOO! I CAN'T DIE LIKE THIS! THERE'S SO MUCH I HAVEN'T DONE!! *Runs around in a circle*

Yami Malik: 24 seconds…

Ryou: *leads the bike messengers to a pot hole where the first one crashes his bike and the rest trips up in him*

Yugi: Ryou! You did it!

Ryou: ^_^

Yami Malik: 10 seconds

Malik: No! This can't be happening!

Yami Malik: 7 seconds

Yami Malik: 6

Yami Malik: 5

Yami Malik: 4

Yami Malik: 3

Everyone else: O_O

Yami Malik: 2

Yami Malik: 1!

Malik: NOOOO! I DON'T WANT T- *collapses*

Everyone: *Silent*

Rishid: MASTER MALIK! Noooo! What have I done?!

Yami Malik: ….

Malik: *gets up* Ouch, I tripped on a rock…

Yami Malik: OO You're alive! *Hugs Malik* Er… I mean…. DAMN! I HATE YOU!

Malik: ^_^ I'm loved…

The ignored: We still hate you! We were barley in this chapter because of you…

Malik: I'm so loved ^^

Doctor: *come running out of the hospital towards them* MR. ISHTAR!!

Malik: Hm?

Doctor: I'm terribly sorry Mr. Ishtar! We mixed up your files with a Mr. Crawford… You are healthy as an ox!

Malik: Hooray! I have no idea what ox is but ok!

Kaiba: *takes a note off the bike messengers* Hey guys… Look at this! *Reads the note*

"Dear A-Holes (A.K.A. The Yu-Gi-Oh! Gang),

It is I, the axe-murderer… come to Domino High at 12:00 AM for the final battle.

P.S. Bring a pastry"

Everyone: GASP!

Yugi: We had come so far, and now it was the final battle… but nothing would prepare us for the battle ahead…

Everyone but Yugi: ¬_¬ stop that….

Yue: And so, the final battle will begin the next exciting chapter of TDFH. Could this mean the end?

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~Otaku Amanda's Rant Corner~

OA: Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of 'Otaku Amanda's Rant Corner' Hm, Nothing to rant about really… uh, Hope all you Americans had a happy Independence Day ^_^

YA: Don't act like you're not scared out of your pants!

OA: Huh?

YA: You are going to see 28 Days Later today right? I'm coming. It's my type of movie!

Yu-Gi-OH! Clan: US TOO!

OA: No way! I don't have enough money to pay for all your tickets!

YA: no problem! ^_^ We'll just all hang out in your soul room and watch the movie from there!

OA: ¬_¬ remember last time you all 'hanged out' in my soul room?

YA: hmmm….

~Flashback~

OA: *on the floor twitching* Baka Pharaoh! Put that down before you break it! I won't break it. GAAAAAH FIRE! Abandon soul room! Abandon soul room! How can you possibly set fire to a soul room? Oh ra, my light is going to kill me!

Teacher: O_o Amanda darling… are you ok?

~End Flashback~

YA: We'll be good this time! I promise! *runs off to find her spells to make it so everyone can go into OA's Soul room*

OA: T_T Darn it…

Seto: Yes Yami, that means no screaming when we are watching the movie..

Yami: ¬_¬ no promises…

Tea: Can I come too guys?

Everyone else: NO!

Tea: T_T Awww! *walks way*

Everyone else: *laughs*

OA: *sighs* Come on guys, let's go…

Boromir: Farewell everyone! 'Till next time!

OA: JAAAAAAA!