OA: SHAMAN KING!!!!!!
YA: --' would you shut up already?
OA: SHAMAN KING! SHAAAAAMAN KIIIIIIING!!!
YA: *sighs* hello folks. OA has been like that ever since she found out Shaman King, the anime, was coming to the Fox Box. She's a big fan of the manga…
OA: Shaman King ^_^
YA: STOP IT OR I'LL BURN YOUR PRECIOUS SK MANGA!
OA: *Stops*Ok first, For those of you who want to know, with the help of my good buddy Tidalryu, I have found out how to do ¬ (before I just copied and pasted it). It's Alt + 0172 ^_^ and now I have decided to answer all my reviews from the last chapter! Why? Because I can ^_^ (And I e-mailed a few so… Yeah)
Tree kicker - Thanks so much for the looooooooong but hilarious review! XD "IM THE POINTY HAIRED PHARAOH! HEAR MY ROAR" *snickers*
Shadow's Girl12 - I'd tell you… but you'll have to read this chapter! Nah nah! :P
Tidalryu - bring it on Wadra! Wahahaha! X3
Game and Watch Forever - muhahaha! I shall never tell! NEVER!! (ok, I will in a few minutes)
The one who posses Insanity: I do read Mega Tokyo (I'm a big fan) but a friend introduced me to 1337 ^^
Kilohana - Kilohana, I know how you feel but we still have shirtless High Priest Seto right?
Siei - Oo' eheheh. Yay for senseless violence! ^^
Bakura: ON WITH THE FIC!
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Yue: *getting lazy* See last chapter.
Everyone: *Gasp* IT'S YOU!!! RISHID!!
((OA: yes people. It's Rishid. Malik's "brother"…. I'm using his Japanese name because I have no clue how to spell his dubbed name ^^ peace!))
Rishid: Yes! It is I! I am looking for Master Malik. Have you guys seen him lately? *Notices Malik in Yami Malik's arms* O_O MASTER! *Snatches him from Yami Malik* WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!
Yami Malik: ¬.¬ nothing.
Everyone else: *looks at Yami Malik*
Yami Malik: ^^ Oh! I DID use him as a human shield… but that's it.
Rishid: We must take master to a hospital right away!
Yami Malik: Forget it! I hate hospitals! They smell funny. There is NO way I'm going in one.
~A little Later~
Everyone but Malik: *sitting in the waiting room*
Yami Malik: I can't believe I'm here…
Mokuba: Seto…. I'm hungry…
Seto: Hm? Alright. It does seem like he haven't eaten in an awful long time… *walks over to the vending machine* hmm… *puts in a twenty dollar bill*
Vending Machine: *spits it out*
Seto: *eyes narrow and puts it back in again*
Vending Machine: *spits it out*
Seto: grrrr… *puts it in again*
Vending Machine: *spits it out*
Seto: Argh!
Yami: What seems to be the problem Seto-Chan?
Seto: *ignores the 'Chan'* saaaaaaaaay….. Yami, you have little hands don't you?
Yami: *looks at his hands* That I do! Why, I'm guessing they're the perfect size to squeeze into some machine and get a particular item…. Possible a vending machine!
Seto: Great! Do me a favour and put your hand in the vending machine and get some food for me!
Yami: What!? That's crazy!!! *Walks away*
Seto: ¬_¬ Baka Pharaoh…
Malik: *walks in the waiting room*
Rishid: Master Malik! You are ok!
Malik: ^_^ Yeah. It was sooo cool! They stitched me up and everything! *Pulls up shirt to show stitches*
Old granny that just happens to be walking by: *sees Malik and his half nakedness* OH GOOD LORD! *Faints*
Doctor: *walks in also* Mr. Ishtar, the results of your tests are in. You may want to come in my office.
Malik: Sure! ^_^
Yami Malik and Rishid: *follows*
Rest: *follows too*
Doctor: *looks at the rest* Wait a minute… are you guys family members?
Rest: …… Yes…. Yes we are….
Doctor: Ok then! ^_^ Come right in!
~Inside the Office~
Doctor: *sitting at his desk* ahem… *looks at his files* this is the part of my job I hate the most…
Malik: I'm pregnant? NOOOOOOOOO! O_O
Doctor: Oo' er… no.
Malik: Oh thank Ra… -_-;
Doctor: Yes, well… however… You will die in 3 hours.
Malik: WHAT?! That can't be right! *Snatches files away from the doctor*
Files: *on the papers* YOU WILL DIE IN 3 HOURS (YES, YOU!)
Malik: Oo NOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm too pretty to die! T_T
Rishid: NOOOOOOO! He's too pretty to die! T_T
Doctor: Yeah, how sad… Get the hell out of my hospital.
~Outside the Hospital: 1 hours and 50 minutes remaining~
Everyone: *sitting on the sidewalk*
Malik: Why! Why did this have to happen to me? Why not…. My Yami?!
Yami Malik: Hey!
Rishid: Don't worry master! You shall not die with me around!
Yami Malik: What are you going to do? Sing him a song and make everything go all happy?
Rishid: … not a bad idea.
Everyone else: *sitting in the background, being ignored* HEY! What about us! We're in this fic too!
((OA: Oh, sorry….*thinking* Ummm… here!))
Joey: *gets hit by a bike messenger* GAH! *Knocked out*
((OA: I love playing god…))
Serenity: Joey! Are you ok?
Joey: X_X
Seto: *laughs*
Rishid: I shall perform the "Master will not Die Because I am Dancing" Dance! *Starts dancing*
Malik: Oo'
Yami Malik: Is that funny? Should I laugh? O_o
Malik: I…. Don't know.
Joey: *getting up* I'm ok!
Serenity: Hooray!
Bike messenger: *hits Serenity*
Serenity: GAH!
Seto: what is up with these bike messengers?
Bakura: Has anyone noticed that I haven't said anything this whole chapter?
Everyone else: no.
Bakura: T_T Life is unfair. I'm going drinking. *Heads to the pub which is just across the street*
Malik: Rishid… stop.
Rishid: Er, yes master Malik. *Stops*
Yami Malik: UPDATE! You have 30 minutes left to live light ^_^
Malik: ¬.¬ thanks…
Yami Malik: This is kind of depressing… I wanted to be the one to kill you…
Malik: Sucks to be you! ^^
Bakura: *gets thrown out of the pub*
Pub owner: And don't come back unless you have the money to pay for that table! *Walks back in*
Bakura: *gets up and dusts himself off* Lousy Bartender….
Bike Messenger: *runs over Bakura*
Bakura: GAH! X_X damn bike messenger!
Yami Malik: Gee, time sure flies when you're having fun! Only 3 minutes left.
Malik: O_o NOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO DIIIIE!!
Rishid: NOOOO! I'LL BE OUT OF A JOB!!! …. Wait…. I don't get paid for this anyway… I'M GOING ON STRIKE! *Makes picket sign*
Sign: "Malik Unfair: Honk if you Support"
Cars passing by: *honks*
Yami Malik: 2 minutes….
Malik: T_T NOOOOOO!
The ignored characters: I couldn't care less…. *gets chased by a mob bike messengers* OO' GAAAAAH!
Rishid: Malik, we need to talk about my Health care benefits.
Malik: Now?! Can't this wait?
Rishid: You'll be dead! I want full coverage NOW!!!
Malik: I had full coverage.. And look at me!
Yami Malik: 40 seconds….
Malik: NOOOOO! I CAN'T DIE LIKE THIS! THERE'S SO MUCH I HAVEN'T DONE!! *Runs around in a circle*
Yami Malik: 24 seconds…
Ryou: *leads the bike messengers to a pot hole where the first one crashes his bike and the rest trips up in him*
Yugi: Ryou! You did it!
Ryou: ^_^
Yami Malik: 10 seconds
Malik: No! This can't be happening!
Yami Malik: 7 seconds
Yami Malik: 6
Yami Malik: 5
Yami Malik: 4
Yami Malik: 3
Everyone else: O_O
Yami Malik: 2
Yami Malik: 1!
Malik: NOOOO! I DON'T WANT T- *collapses*
Everyone: *Silent*
Rishid: MASTER MALIK! Noooo! What have I done?!
Yami Malik: ….
Malik: *gets up* Ouch, I tripped on a rock…
Yami Malik: OO You're alive! *Hugs Malik* Er… I mean…. DAMN! I HATE YOU!
Malik: ^_^ I'm loved…
The ignored: We still hate you! We were barley in this chapter because of you…
Malik: I'm so loved ^^
Doctor: *come running out of the hospital towards them* MR. ISHTAR!!
Malik: Hm?
Doctor: I'm terribly sorry Mr. Ishtar! We mixed up your files with a Mr. Crawford… You are healthy as an ox!
Malik: Hooray! I have no idea what ox is but ok!
Kaiba: *takes a note off the bike messengers* Hey guys… Look at this! *Reads the note*
"Dear A-Holes (A.K.A. The Yu-Gi-Oh! Gang),
It is I, the axe-murderer… come to Domino High at 12:00 AM for the final battle.
P.S. Bring a pastry"
Everyone: GASP!
Yugi: We had come so far, and now it was the final battle… but nothing would prepare us for the battle ahead…
Everyone but Yugi: ¬_¬ stop that….
Yue: And so, the final battle will begin the next exciting chapter of TDFH. Could this mean the end?
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~Otaku Amanda's Rant Corner~
OA: Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of 'Otaku Amanda's Rant Corner' Hm, Nothing to rant about really… uh, Hope all you Americans had a happy Independence Day ^_^
YA: Don't act like you're not scared out of your pants!
OA: Huh?
YA: You are going to see 28 Days Later today right? I'm coming. It's my type of movie!
Yu-Gi-OH! Clan: US TOO!
OA: No way! I don't have enough money to pay for all your tickets!
YA: no problem! ^_^ We'll just all hang out in your soul room and watch the movie from there!
OA: ¬_¬ remember last time you all 'hanged out' in my soul room?
YA: hmmm….
~Flashback~
OA: *on the floor twitching* Baka Pharaoh! Put that down before you break it! I won't break it. GAAAAAH FIRE! Abandon soul room! Abandon soul room! How can you possibly set fire to a soul room? Oh ra, my light is going to kill me!
Teacher: O_o Amanda darling… are you ok?
~End Flashback~
YA: We'll be good this time! I promise! *runs off to find her spells to make it so everyone can go into OA's Soul room*
OA: T_T Darn it…
Seto: Yes Yami, that means no screaming when we are watching the movie..
Yami: ¬_¬ no promises…
Tea: Can I come too guys?
Everyone else: NO!
Tea: T_T Awww! *walks way*
Everyone else: *laughs*
OA: *sighs* Come on guys, let's go…
Boromir: Farewell everyone! 'Till next time!
OA: JAAAAAAA!
