Golden Sun Sit Com, Chapter 14

Wow.It's been ages since I wrote the last chapter. Where were we again?

Echo- We left off killing the Serpent. And by the way, those summons sucked ass! Damn you for those cheap-ass second-rate summons!

Like I care? They were my favorite!

Sour- Yeah, they sucked ass! *Grabs a wooden sign, and begins to write* Mercury Djinn on strike! *raises sign and begins to parade around and protest* Who's with me?

Wheeze- I am!

Sour- You aren't a Mercury Djinn, so go to hell!

Spark- I resent that!

Sour- You can go to hell too, Sparky!

Spark- ASSHOLE!!

Ok, that's enough children.

*Sour and Spark raise their middle fingers (or paws, or whatever the hell they are)*

TRAITORS! *Grabs duffel bag and stuffs the two inside* That'll teach you back-stabbing pricks! *Gathers some chains and locks, and locks the bag with them* Anyway, on with the story! This one takes place inside Alhafra.

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P- Alhafra? Never heard of it

J- Wait.I think we've been here before!

F- Moron! We never stopped here!

S- Yeah, we passed by it on our way to Air's Rock, jackass!

J- *starts to cry* I hate you! *sob* Damn Sheba!

S- Typical brunettes

Mayor- Damn that Briggs! Where the hell is he? Say, excuse me. Have you four seen a group of pirates come through here?

P- Uh, no.We just got here. Why? Do you need help?

M- Yeah, a man by the name of Briggs escaped our cells, along with the help of his fellow pirates

F- Pirates? Here? Could they be Champa?

M- Champa? You know the Champa?

F- We've heard of them, but we don't know them

M- Hey! There they are! Let's get them!

P- *Unsheathes sword* Come back here, you bastards!

S- Ill slow 'em down! Tornado! (A massive twister forms in front of the boat Briggs is on. The winds are strong, but Briggs manages to escape them)

M- Damn it! He's getting away! Stop him!

F- Wait.Why in the hell are we helping somebody we don't even know? Or care about either

M- Please! I really need your help!

J- Just what's in it for us?

M- Ill give you anything you want! Just please help me!

S- Bah.Anything we want isn't enough

M- FINE! I'll do it my damn self! *Dives into water*

*THUD*

M- Unnggh..damn ledges! Let's try again!

*THUD*

M- Damn it! One more time!

*THUD*

M- To hell with this! You four! Get the hell outta my town!

(The four raise their middle fingers)

M- You bastards! *Grabs a rock, and hurls it towards Piers. Piers simply dodges the incoming rock.* Ok, I've had enough of this! Guards! Come take theses assholes and get them out of my town!

J- Oh hell no!

F- You asshole!

P- I say we freeze his bitch ass!

Guard 1- Ok, time to go kids!

J- Shut up or I will kick your ass!

S- You dumb broad! What makes you think that you can kick his ass when you got your ass kicked by me?

P, J- Ooooohhhhhh

J- Shut up assholes!

Guard 2- Ok, that's it! I will tell you four one time to get the hell out of His Highness's town!

S- Looks like he isn't very high right now! Hes down on the ground near the sea.

G1- Great Scott! Thank you for this information! BUT GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!

F- Fine, you asshole! See if we come back to this sorry town! It blows anyway.

(Ok, so the group leaves Alhafra, and are now heading for Champa, where they will meet an unexpected "friend")

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Echo- LAME! Come on, you could have done better than that!

Yeah, well, I was getting a little lazy.*yawn* Tired too..*Grabs a cup of Cappuccino

Echo- Cappuccino? Where? I want some! *Grabs the coffee pot of cappuccino, and downs it in one gulp. WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW IIIIIIIIMMMMMMM RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY WWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD!

Yeah..

Sour- He's an idiot, don't mind him!

Spark- Yeah, a complete moron

*Echo is running wildly due to drinking the cappuccino*

Shade- Hmmmm, a perfect opportunity *sticks leg out and trips Echo*

Heh heh heh.Good one Shade!

Shade- You liked that one?

Hell no! if I wanted to see Echo trip, then I would have done it myself! Ha ha!

Iron- Busted!

Ok, enough chit-chat for now..Damn, come to think of it, I'm actually glad I had this little chat..I'll try to post more often, but let's face it: I was busy. Oh well, Chapter to come very shortly ^_^