OA: 'Allo boys and girls! ^_^ Lookie! Another chapter! Thank you so much for all the wonderful reviews! I love you all!

Everyone else: *standing 10 feel away from OA holding garlic*

OA: ¬_¬ Would you all stop that? I'm NOT a vampire!

Yami: That's just what a vampire would say!!

OA: *sighs* True Story: My sleeping schedule is waaaaaaaay out of wack. I stay up until a little after sun rise, and wake up around 5PM.

YA: BURN THE WITCH!!!

Seto: Vampire.

YA: whatever.

OA: look, If it makes you happy… *walks outside into the sunlight*

YA: *locks the door behind OA*

OA: HEY!

Rest: BWAHAHAHA! You fell for it! BAKA!!

OA: Let me in!

Rest: NO WAY!

OA: *eyes narrow* You'll regret this…

Disclaimer: Yoh: OA OWNS NOTHING! Except my sandals… and she won't give them back!

OA: Well… at least I have these comfy sandals on!

Bakura: On with the fic!

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Yue: On the last chapter of TDFH, Malik thought he was going to die… but didn't. Then the group received a note from the axe-murderer about the final battle. Is this the end of TDFH? Only time will tell.

~Domino High~

Everyone: *standing outside the building*

Seto: I think we might be a little bit early. It's only 10 in the morning.

Yami: Does anyone else notice how time keeps flipping around for the authoress convenience?

Everyone else: No.

Yami: but-

Everyone else: We said "No"

Yami: T_T

Mokuba: Nii-sama! We have a lot of time before we see the axe-murderer… can we go to that candy store across the street? *Puppy eyes* Pleeeeeeeeeeease?

Everyone else: *looks at Kaiba* *puppy eyes* Pleeeeeeeease?

Seto: ¬_¬ ok, that's just creepy.

~The Candy store~

Everyone: *looking around the store*

Bakura: *trying to reach candy shaped as daggers on the top shelf* Hamm… *looks over at the storeowner* Hey Candyman, get that candy for me!

Candyman: *walks over to Bakura* Sure good customer! I'll get you that candy because the candy man can! *Starts singing* who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew? Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two… The candyman, the candyman can! The candyman ca-

Bakura: ¬.¬ Shut the hell up and get my freaking candy.

Candyman: *frowns and gets the candy*

Yami Malik: *has gummies stuck all over his face* FREE THE GUMMIES! PROTECT GUMMY KIND!!

Another Candyman: Sir, please refrain from sticking candy on your face.

Yami Malik: THE GUMMY SHALL BE FREE! *Grabs jar full of gummy bears* quickly friends! Into my mouth! It is the only safe place for you now!

Security: *grabbing Yami Malik and taking him away*

Yami Malik: NOOOOOOOOOOO! THE GUMMIE!

((OA: *sneaks in her house though the doggie door* YES!))

Malik: Must you embarrass me wherever we go?

Rishid: Don't worry master! I shall perform the 'Master will not be Embarrassed if I Dance!' Dance

Malik: *sweatdrops* oh ra…

Mokuba: but nii-sama! I want all of these!

Seto: Mokuba, I told you already: Only one candy!

Mokuba: Yami would let me have more candy!

Yami: *looks up from gorging himself on chocolate* hu? Did someone say my name?

Seto: Well, Yami's not your big brother!

Yami: *walks over and watches the two brothers fighting*

Mokuba: Well, maybe he SHOULD be!!!

Seto: *gasp* you don't mean that!

Mokuba: I DO!!

DR. Phil: *comes out from behind a rack of candy canes* Excuse me boys, I couldn't help but over here your argument and I think I can help!

Yugi: Dr. Phil, what are you doing here?!

DR. Phil: It's a proven fact: 9 in 10 arguments start in a candy store. *Shakes head* When will people learn. Sure candy is sweat at first… but it can only end in tooth decay.

Everyone else: Oo' *looks at each*

~Dr. Phil's stage~

Kaiba and Mokuba: *sitting in two chairs across from Dr. Phil, glaring at each other*

Dr. Phil: Where's Yami? We go on air in 5 minutes!

Yami: *walks in*

Yami Malik and Bakura: BOOOOOO!!!!

Yami: Whatever! Whatever! Shut the *beep* up! You don't know me! *Sits down between Kaiba and Mokuba*

Dr. Phil: Yami. For the 6th time, this isn't The Jerry Springer show.

Yami: ^^ Sorry!

Camera man: and we're on in 10, 9, 8-

Seto: Wait…. Since when has this show been live?

Dr. Phil: Stop complicating things.

Cameraman: 5,4,3,2,1 and we're on!

Dr. Phil: Hello and today we are talking about sibling squabbles. With us is Seto Kaiba, CEO of Kaiba Corp. His brother, Mokuba, and Yami… some guy.

Yami: SOME GUY?! I'm the King of games!!

Mokuba: You tell 'um Yami!

Seto: Shut up you ungrateful brat!

Mokuba: Make me you * beep beep*

Seto: Oo' *shuts up*…….. That's Yami's influence. ¬.¬

Bakura: *raises his hand*

Dr. Phil: ok… normally we don't take questions from the audience… but go ahead.

Bakura: Um… that's MY influence on the kid that's making him swear.

Seto: *points to Bakura* I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!

Dr. Phil: Please, Mr. Kaiba… contain yourself!

Seto: …

Dr. Phil: Now, who wants to explain the problem?

Mokuba: I will!

Seto: ¬_¬ you would…

Mokuba: Nii-sama wouldn't buy me candy!

Seto: It'll rot your teeth!

Mokuba: Yami would!

Yami: But I don't have any money…

Mokuba: I want YAMI to be my big brother!

Seto: ungrateful….

Yami: Hey, you heard the kid! He's MY little brother now!

Seto: *grabs Yami's collar* HE IS NOT!

Dr. Phil: Kaiba Please! Calm down before I make you calm down!

Seto: *glares and sits*

Dr. Phil: Mokuba, I'm going to give you something to help your brother hear YOUR side of the argument. Promise not to abuse it though!

Mokuba: I promise!

Sr. Phil: *hands Mokuba a whistle* It's a 'Seto Whistle'

Mokuba: Oo Seto Whistle? *Blows it*

Seto: GAH! *Falls out of his chair, covering his ears* STOP!

Mokuba: *stops* ^___^ Thanks Dr. Phil!

Dr. Phil: No problem kiddo.

Yami:… Don't I get something?

Dr. Phil: …. No.

Yami: TT Awwwwwwwwww

Yugi: I hate to interrupt this… but we have 10 minutes before midnight.

Dr. Phil: O_o my show doesn't come on that late….

Everyone: *already at the exit* G'bye Dr. Phil!

~5 Minutes later, at Domino High~

Everyone: *waiting outside* well…. Here we are…

Seto: GAAAH! MOKUBA!!

Mokuba: *stops blowing the whistle* heheh… sorry…

Bakura: Well…. He'd better show up soon.

Serenity: What makes you think it's a 'he'?

Bakura: ¬.¬ you're still alive?

Joey: I know the feeling Bakura ¬_¬

*Awkward silence*

Ryou: *coughs*

~Meanwhile, back at the candy shop~

Store owners: *dancing and singing* who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew? Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two… The candyman, the candyman can! The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good…that can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh? Soak it in the sun and make the strawberry lemon pie? The candyman? The candyman can… The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good… The Candyman makes everything he bakes Satisfying and delicious. Talk about your childhood wishes. You can even eat the dishes! Who can take tomorrow, dip it in a dream? Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream, the candyman? The Candyman can, the candyman can… The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good…and the world tastes good 'cause the candyman thinks it shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooould!!!! *Breathing heavily*

Yue: Till the next exciting chapter of TDFH!

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~Otaku Amanda Rant Corner~

OA: *has big anime watery-eyes* O.O *sniffle* I-It's over! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

YA: ¬_¬ still crying about digimon?

OA: I only watched the series final today!

YA: *rolls eyes* Get over it!

OA: *curls into a ball* T_T I can't… I've been watch digimon since I was 10. I have a dependency on it. Digimon has raised me! It's over… what series finale ne? It was great. *Sniffle* I'll miss it so much. *Cries*

YA: um… *awkwardly pats OA's back* …it's ok… OA

OA: T_T No! I want Digimon! My childhood! It's gone! *Latches onto her computer and stares into the monitor* LET ME IN! I WANNA COME TOO!

YA: -.-' Get a hold of yourself OA.

Takato: Oo' I think it's best to let her deal with this by herself.

OA: *in a fatal position in a dark corner, rocking back and forth* Boys and girls, boys and girl, let's all go to the digital world! Boys and girls, boys an girls, let's all go to the digital world!

Ken: Ok….. That's just creepy, and Oikawa kidnapped me!

Kouichi: Oh yeah! I was legally dead for like, a few minutes!

Juri: Boys! Boys! Let's not fight about who's more angsty… even though my partner was killed, I blamed myself, my mother died, the D-Repper feed off my depression AND I tried to kill myself!

Ken:… so? My brother died and I was evil!

Kouichi: Hey! Me and Kouji were separated and my mother fell into depression!

Beelzemon: Well, I was the most dark digimon!

Wizardmon: what about me?

Beelzemon: *points gun at Wizardmon* what about you?

Wizardmon: O_O Nothing!

Beelzemon: That's what I thought ^^

OA: *grabs her brother cell phone and yells at it* COME ON! SHOW ME MY DESTINY! WHERE DO I HAVE TO GO?!

Everyone else: *stares at OA* … sad.

OA: It's ok. I'll be ok. *breathes deeply* …. *sniffle* NO! I WON'T T_T

YA: Drama-Queen…

OA: Thank you Digimon. I'll never forget you! *puts on goggles* I'm a *sniflle* Goggle girl…. T_T

YA: Jaaa everyone.