YA: Hello everyone. OA is locked in her room and refuses to come out until she's heard confirmation on these Digimon Season 5 rumours.
Seto: Just to let you know, OA just took Malik as a hostage and wants us to hear her demands.
YA: *sighs and walks over to OA*
OA: *can be heard though the door* I want another season of digimon!
Malik: *can be also heard though the door* Do what she says! She's got lipstick and she's not afraid to use it!!
OA: OA, Fusion digivoled to………… OAMON! Muhahahahahaha!!!
YA: ¬_¬ It's been like this for a while. Last week she barricaded herself in the bathroom for 4 days. We had to feed her deli meat though the door so she wouldn't starve. *Knocks on the door* OA! Open up! Taking Malik hostage won't get you a fifth season.
OA: Did I mention I have a sniper gun? …… A-and I'm pointing at a guy walking down the street.
YA: You don't have a gun.
OA: Sure I do! Listen!
Malik: ow! What? Oh! Ok……… "Click"
OA: see? I loaded it!
YA: … that's just Malik saying, "click"
Malik: IS NOT!
YA: Aren't you suppose to be a hostage?
Malik: oh yeah!
YA: Come out and Kaiba-boy will go on a date with you!
Seto: *spits out wine he was drinking* WHAT?!
OA: …really?
YA: Yeah! *Glares at Kaiba* won't you Kaiba?
Seto: *is scared to death of YA* Uh…. Yeah.
YA: See?
OA: *burst out the door and latches onto Seto's leg* We're gunna have so much fun Seto-Chan!
Seto: *starts walking to the fridge with OA still attached to him leg* I'm going to need a lot more wine…
Yami: Kaiba-kun, you know you're not old enough to drink.
Seto: If people are going to send us 'Get Happy soon' Gift baskets with wine in them, I'm going to drink them!
Bakura: Who wants a broken bottle glass fight? *Staggers and swings broken bottle at Ryou, misses and falls over*
Ryou: *sighs* My Yami, the angry drunk.
OA: *still attached to Seto's leg* I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed the last chapter. Thank you all for your comforting reviewers. *pats Mojobubbles* it's ok. At least you get to see Rurouni Kenshin right? Ichigo, I was like T_T Kouji! Kouichi!! Noooooo!! so sad. -
Seto: Please don't cry on my leg.
OA: Sorry ^^' *hands a Seto Whistle to Guess* Enjoy! Don't use it too much though, Set's starting to go deaf.
Seto: WHA? HUH?
OA: ¬_¬ see?
Bakura: *hick* on with the fic!
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Yue: After some intense counselling from Dr. Phil, the gang waits for the Axe-murderer to show up
~12:25PM~
Bakura: He's not coming. This is stupid.
Yugi: He'll be here!
Joey: How do you know?
Yami: unless… *gasp* YOU'RE THE AXE-MURDERER!!
Yugi: ¬_¬ I'm not the axe-murderer.
Yami: How can you be so sure?
Yugi: trust me on this one.
*All of a sudden, a taxi pulls up and a shadowed figure steps out*
Shadowed Figure: I don't care! I'm not paying for it! We're 25 minutes late!
Taxi: *drives off*
Shadowed Figure: Damn taxi… *notices the others* GAH! When did you all get here?
Everyone: ON TIME!
Shadowed Figure: Sorry, traffics murder. HA! Get it! Murder? I'm an axe-murder! ^_^
Everyone: *blank expressions*
Shadowed Figure: No? Not even a little giggle?
Everyone: …..
Shadowed Figure: Fine. Whatever. Let's just skip right ahead to the axing.
Malik: Wait a minute. Aren't you suppose to revel yourself and your master plan?
Shadowed Figure: O_o… oh yeah! I'm so forgetful sometimes ^^ Silly me.
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Shadowed Figure: It is I! Téa!
((Reviewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
OA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO What a plot twist!
YA: *stares at OA*))
Everyone but Téa: Aw, darn it all.
Téa: For you see. I am tired of the way fan girls and fan boys of Yu-Gi-Oh! Treat me! I'm not some friendship witch!
Everyone but Téa: … yes you are.
Téa: Curses… I wasn't expecting a comeback… what do I do now?
Everyone but Téa: DROP DEAD!
Téa: that was so uncalled for. *Pouts and gets axes out*
Bakura: *puts Ryou in front of himself* TAKE RYOU!!!!
Ryou: ¬.¬ if I die…. You won't have a host!
Bakura: Oh yeeeeeeeeah… heheh. Sorry about that! ^^'
Ryou: *sighs*
Téa: *stalks towards them with a really big axe*
Everyone else: O_O AHHHHH!
Serenity: *stands between Téa and the rest* Fear not! For if we stand together, there is no way she can take us all down! We are united as a team. If one falls, then another one will take their place and so on! Right Guys?
The guys: *have already ran far, far away*
Serenity: ¬.¬ aw shoot.
~Meanwhile, far far away~
Everyone: *gasping and/or out of breathe*
Seto: I think we lost her.
Joey: I feel bad about leaving my little sis there.
Bakura: sucks to be her. Besides, she started to go 'Téa' on us. It was for the best.
Joey: I guess… T_T
Yugi: So, Téa was the axe-murderer all along. How…. Anticlimactic…
Yami: what can you do? Otaku Amanda's imagination isn't what it used to be. She's a burnt out old hag.
((OA: -.-… I'll be in my room.
YA: not again…))
Yugi: So the next logical move for us would be to-
Yami: GET JOBS AT MCDONALDS!
Yugi: …no.. I was going to sa-
Yami: TOO LATE! LET'S GO EVERYONE!
~McDonalds, a few Job interviews later~
Everyone: *Woking at McDonalds and have those funky uniforms on*
Yami: ^^ This is the greatest.
Ryou: I still can't believe they hired everyone….. Especially Mokuba!
Mokuba: ^_^ I work for minimum wage!
Manger: *trying to get Kaiba to wear the uniform* Put it on Trainee.
Seto: *glares* No! I am not a Trainee! I am a CEO of a major corporation.
Manger: *winks* Suuure ya are. Now put it on nut-job. *shoves cloths at Kaiba and walks away*
Seto: O_o did he just wink at me?
Malik: We've got bigger things to worry about! Look who's coming in!
Everyone else: WHO? TEA?
Malik: No! It's Jarret! From the subway commercials!
Jarret: *walks in wearing big sunglasses and a fake moustache* um, I'd like a Big Mac… super size the fries.
Malik: *about to cry* JARRET! HOW COULD YOU!? YOU WERE MY HERO!
Jarret: OO; SHHHHH! If it gets out that I eat like a pig and use Liposuction I'll be ruined!
Everyone else: … You use Lipo?
Jarret: … no.
Everyone else: Ok ^^
Jarret: listen; if it'll keep you quiet… Here are a few tickets to Pirates of the Carbine. Go knock yourselves out.
Ryou: what are you doing with those? Oo'
Jarret: O_O… MUST GO! *Runs out the door* SUCKERS!!!!
Everyone: O_o………..
Joey sooo… are we going?
Honda: Why not? I really want to see that movie!
Seto: ¬_¬ I thought you died.
Honda: Noooo! OA brought me back, remember?
Seto: *crosses arms* I think it's quite obvious that I don't.
~At the Movie Theatre~
Theatre: *has no one in it except one guy in the back*
Everyone: *takes his or her seats* … Odd.
Yugi: This is a popular movie… shouldn't it be packed?
Yami: more legroom for me! *Puts his legs across three different chairs* Ahhh. My legs are comfy but the rest of me is in excruciating pain.
Joey: shh! The movies starting!
*Curtains role back*
Movie screen: *is just a brick wall with a picture of a boat painted on it*
Everyone: ¬_¬ Heeeeeeeeeeey… wait a minute!!!!
Guy from the back: *stands up* WHAHAHAHAHA! You fell for my trap bakas! It is I! Téa!
Everyone else: T.T Awwwwwww….
Téa: Silence! Now, I shall finish you all off so that I am become the only Yu-Gi-Oh! Character! Muhahahahahaha! It shall be called…. Téa-oh!
Everyone else: Oo' Téa-oh!?
Téa: feel my wrath! *Starts flicking M&M's*
Malik: ¬.¬ M&M's? oooo.. Help me. I'm sacred.
Bakura: FOOL! Thos are Peanut M&M's!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
Everyone but Téa: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *Runs towards the exit but it's locked*
Ryou: Yami, pick the lock.
Bakura: …. Just because I'm a the-
Ryou: ¬_¬ don't start with that again.
Bakura: *starts to pick the lock* ….
*BUZZZZZZZT!*
Bakura: *gets shocked* GAAAAAH!
Ryou: *sighs, grabs a pocket knife from Yami Malik's pocket and begins picking the door*
Yami Malik: T_T Hey! I needed that to stab…. *tries to stab Malik with nothing in his hand* It won't work!
Malik: I like this kind of stabbing ^_^ *starts humming*
Seto: Need I remind you all that Friendship-Witch will be raining down upon us with thousands of M&M's any time now?
Ryou: I'm working as fast as I can!
Yami: ooooooh! Hurry! I have to pee!
Seto: I told you to go before we left McDonald's! - Wait….. What am I saying? *Covers ears all of a sudden* GAAAAAH!
Mokuba: *stops blowing whistle* sorry. Just making sure It still works ^_^
Seto: *Eyes narrow* oh, you'll get yours Mokuba….. Soon enough.
~Meanwhile, back in the seats with ol' what's-her-name~
Téa: *talking on her cell phone with someone* Don't worry. I should have the job done in a few minutes. No no no! We promised a 30/70 split. Fine… 20/80. Whatever. You should be grateful I'm even doing this for you. Yeah yeah. G'bye. *Closes phone* Lousy boss. Thinks he's so great. *Grabs a handful of skittles* Well, might as well finish the job!
Yue: Dun dun dun! Who was Téa talking to? Will Bakura ever learn the difference between an electrical outlet and a lock? All of these questions answered and more on the Next TDFH!
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~Otaku Amanda' Rant Corner~
OA: I've been watching a lot of movies this summer and lately I saw PotC. It was really good. Mmmmm… Sexy Jonny Depp…. NOT A SEXY AS SETO THOUGH!
Seto: Damn, I was hoping she'd start stalking him instead.
OA: ^_^ Nope! I've got a better idea. *Holds up Pirate cloths*
Seto: Oo' Oh no! *Backs away and into YA*
YA: *grins evilly*
Seto: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
~Meanwhile, In another room~
Seto: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Everyone else: *playing poker*
Mokuba: That sounded like Nii-sama!
Everyone else: ¬.¬
Mokuba: Don't you care?!
Everyone else: No. OA is just making him wear that pirate costume. That's all.
Seto: *walks in with the exact outfit as Jack Sparrow, make-up and all*
Everyone but Seto: *trying not to laugh*
Seto: ¬_¬ Not a word. Not ONE word.
Everyone else: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OA: *walks in* Hey guys ^_^ what's so funny?
Everyone but Seto: nothing… *snicker*
YA: Ok then. We brought Pirate outfits for everyone! *Pulls in a bunch of pirate outfits*
Everyone: O_o
~20 Minutes Later~
Everyone: *dressed as pirates*
OA: Now! We're off to stand in front of someone lawn, sing Pirates songs and say "Arr" a lot! Jaaaa! ☺
