OA: IN MY PANTS!!
YA: Argh! I told you not to say that!
OA: ^_^ *grins* Hello Reviewers. YA is just jealous because of my vast knowledge of Late Night TV.
YA: It wasn't funny the first time… why would it be funny the next 34 times?!
OA: I love that saying. That's my new saying ok?
Everyone else: Nooooooooooo!
OA: *sighs* Great saying. *Staring blankly at the computer screen*
YA: OA hasn't slept in 3 days (true story); she's starting to hallucinate. So don't mind her if she goes of talking about something no one understands.
OA: By the way! I'm making a webpage ^_^ It should be up soon. I suck so much at HTML so I made it on Front Page… Which I also can't use. ^_^ Hooray! Now over to Henry, the Pink Elephant! *Looks at a house plant*
Everyone else: *looks at each other*
OA: *starts laughing* Oh that Henry, what a character! *Clear throat* but enough jokes. I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed. You all know how much each review means to me! I love you all so much. GROUP HUG! *Hugs the computer screen*
Everyone else: *looks at each other again*
OA: ^_^
Yugi: This is just scary.
OA: Dance Dance Revolution anyone? *Grabs Seto*
Seto: DEAR RA! NO!
OA: C'mon! 79th round! Ready?
Seto: *starts crying* I don't want to play anymore….
YA: see what you did? You reduced Kaiba-boy to a blubbering mass of mortal.
Seto: I want my teddy bear T_T
Bakura: On with the fic everyone!
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Yue: We join our hero's as they try to escape the evil clutches of Téa.
Ryou: Darn door! OPEN!
Malik: Oi, where's Rishid?
*All of a sudden, the door Ryou was trying to open bursts open*
Rishid: MASTER!!!
Ryou: *squat between the door and the wall* Ow…
Malik: Rishid! Where have you been?
Rishid: You left me at McDonald's!!
Everyone else: We did?
Rishid: yeah, and if you don't believe me… this flashback should be convincing!
~Flashback~
Rishid: *walks out of the bathroom* Master I'm ready to go! … Master? *Looks around* MASTER?!! *Droops to his knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Master! Why have you forsaken me?!
~End Flashback~
Everyone but Rishid: ¬¬ that's a pretty lame flashback.
Rishid: Is not. T.T
Téa: AH-HA! *Starts throwing skittles at them*
Everyone but Téa: AHHHHH! *Runs out the door a locks it*
Téa: *bangs on the door* OPEN UP! YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!
Yami: ooooooh…. We'd better do what she says!
Everyone: *looks at Yami*
Rishid: Don't worry! I'll save the day with my 'Dance-That-Shall-Keep-Téa-Away' Dance!
Yami Malik: Oh ra, not more dancing!
Everyone but Rishid: *walks away*
Rishid: *dancing*
Malik: *grabs Rishid and pulls him by his shirt* C'mon Rishid… ¬¬
Rishid: no one appreciates me. T.T
~Outside the Movie Theatre~
Yami: Where are we going to hide?!
Seto: why don't mwe…. Call the police?
Yami: *grabs hold of Kaiba* Get a hold of yourself man!
Seto: …. ¬.¬ Don't touch me.
Yami: yes sir. T_T sorry sir.
Yugi: Quick everyone! Let's hide in the school that is conveniently right next store!
~Later, in a boarded up since lab~
Joey: *filling up water balloons*
Honda: ¬¬ You're not going to play a prank on Kaiba… are you?
Joey: Oo' No. I learned my lesson last time. That guy sure knows how to get revenge…
~Flashback~
Seto: *opens the door and a sack of flour falls on him*
Joey: GOTCHA KAIBA! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Seto: *glares*
~Later~
Joey: *walking down the road*
Kaiba: *runs Joey over in his limo*
~End Flashback~
Honda: Ah yes. You were in a body cast for a month.
Joey: yeah, good times. *Finished filling up the water balloons*
Honda: so… are you still going to play a prank?
Joey: nope.
Honda: then, what are the water balloons for?
Joey: Oh, they're not water balloons. They're filled with citric acid. I'm going to set a booby trap for Téa.
Honda: Oo' wouldn't the acid eat though the balloon?
Joey: How the hell should I know? *Sets the balloons on the door*
Seto: this is stupid. C'mon Mokuba. We're getting out of here!
Mokuba: ^_^ Nii-sama! Nii-sama!
Seto: 2 means yes.
Bakura: Go then Kaiba. I hope you have a fun talk with Téa. She'll no doubt speak of friendship until your very insides begin to eat though just to try and get away from the incessant nagging that never stops!
Ryou: She never sleeps. *Gets a nose bleed*
Bakura: *hits Ryou* What have I told you about your 'The Ring' impressions?
Ryou: sorry….
Yami Malik: So, the plan is just to hide in here and hope she gets bored and goes away.
Seto: we're also willing to throw out Yami as a sacrifice for the greater good.
Yami: Why am I always the sacrifice? Why not Yugi?
Seto: She's likes you! Not Yugi!
Yami: We look the same! If Yugi tries to speak in a deep voice and stands on his toes it'd work!
Yugi: ¬¬ I'm not gong anywhere…
Yami: Neither am I!
Rishid: Neither am I!
Malik: ¬¬ No one said you were…
Rishid: Oo' oh… well, YOU WERE ALL THINKING IT! I KNOW YOU WERE!
Everyone else: *blinks*
Rishid: *opens the door and the balloons fall to the ground but they don't break* YOU'LL ALL SEE!! I'LL MAKE MY OWN FAN FICTION! WITH GAMBLING AND ICE CREAM! IN FACT, FORGET THE FAN FICTION AND GAMBLING!!*Leaves*
Everyone else: *blinks*
*Silence*
Rishid: *walks back in* Um, Master. Are you coming?
Malik: … no.
Rishid: …oh…. Then I guess I can't leave. *Comes back in and sits down*
Everyone else: *sweatdrops*
Téa: *knocks on the now locked door* I KNOW YOU'RE ALL IN THERE! OPEN UP!
Rest; *looking at each other*
*Silence*
Téa: C'MON! OPEN UP!
Yami: No one's in here!!
Everyone else: *looks at Yam with a 'Yami You Baka!' face*
Téa: AH-HA! *Breaks down the door with a really big gun*
Everyone else: O_O
Joey: holy chicken lips! That's one big gun!
Téa: *shoots Honda*
Honda: *turned into a key chain*
((Taichi: … *glares at OA* this seems oddly familiar.
OA: *looks around nervously* No it doesn't!!))
Ryou: Bloody hell! He's a key chain!
Everyone else: *looks at Ryou*
Ryou: what? I'm aloud to say semi-swear words too!
Téa: Shouldn't you guys be running by now?
Yugi: ah yes! Thanks Téa!
Téa: anytime ^_^
Everyone but Téa: *burst though the window and run off*
Téa: Such a nice group… Oi, wait a minute…
~Meanwhile, some place far away~
Yugi: Hurry! Everyone get on that double-Decker bus!!
Everyone: *gets on*
Bakura: *pushes the driver out the window* I'm driving now! *Starts the bus*
Yami: *sits next to someone who looks extremely like Saddam Hussein* Hi! My name's Yami ^_^
((OA: You knew it would happen sooner or later.))
SH: Why, hello there Yami. My name is….. Fred. Yes, Fred.
Yami: I like to play Risk, Fred. Do you?
Fred: I sure do!
Yami: let's play a game!
Fred: Sure!
Malik: *sitting a few seat behind them* Oo' *turns around to face Yugi who's behind him* You do know your Yami is talking to Suddam Hussein.
Yugi: *looks over at Yami*
Yami: Yes! I am the Risk champ!
Fred: No way! I demand we play again!
Yugi: That's ok. He talks to everyone when we go on busses. Last month he befriended a mob king.
Malik: O_o'
Yami: *stands up* I think everyone some be friends with everyone!!
Bakura: *can be heard from down below in the driver's seat* LOW BRIDGE!!
Yami: EEK! *Gets hit by the low bridge and falls off the bus*
Fred: YAMI! NOOOO!!!
Yugi: Bakura! Stop the bus!
Bakura: I can't! The are no breaks!
*DUN DUN DUUUUUN*
Ryou: ¬¬ Yes there are. *Points to them* they're right there!
Bakura: Then I just don't want to, ok?
Yugi: never mind! Looks like he's catching up!
Yami: *grabs onto the bumper*
Seto: *throws his briefcase at Yami, knocking him back off*
Mokuba: Don't you need that Nii-sama?
Seto: …. Shoot! *Jumps off the bus*
Mokuba: TUCK AND ROLL NI-SAMA!!! TUCK AND ROLL!!!
Yue: Good advice Mokuba. Tune in next time to see how the plot develops!
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~The Otaku Amanda Rant Corner~
OA: It's official. The winner of this year's Dance Dance Revolution tournament is none other then Joey!
Joey: *has a crown on* IIIIIIIIIIIIII AM THE CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPION!
OA: Joey beat Seto-koi in the finals.
Seto: He cheated!
YA: Don't be a sore loser Kaiba-boy.
Seto: I'm not!
OA: You're lucky that I was the judge or I would have whooped old school!
YA: Why oh why did you put Saddam Hussein in your fic?
OA: It was bound to happen. Just be thankful they didn't go to Iraq and steal weapons of mass destruction.
Everyone else: *sighs*
OA: *dances* Till next time everyone! I love you all! Yes, even you!
JA!
