OA: Welcome reviewers to a very special edition of TDFH! Remember to read the authoress note at the bottom of the page to find out why! ^_^

YA: Why don't you just tell them?

OA: That would ruin the surprise!

YA:… they can just scroll down and read it now.

OA: Aw, that's no fun! You guys wouldn't do that, would you? ^^

Reviewers: oo' errr… no! LOOK! A MONKEY!!

OA: cool! *looks*

Reviewers: *scrolls down*

OA: *gets attacked by the monkey* Ack!

Angry Reviewers: *pelts OA with cobs of corn* THIS IS FOR NOT UPDATING SOONER!

OA: *hides behind her computer chair* I tried! I wanted to update ASAP so I could get that date my loyal reviewer promised me with Seto…. But he tied me up and stuck me in the closet.

Seto: Yeah ^_^ Good times!

OA: T_T We were going to go glow bowling Seto-koi!

Seto: well, I hate you so there!

Yami: ^_^ I'll go glow bowling with you!

OA: ¬¬ quiet Yami.

Yami: T_T I never get to do anything fun.

OA: Guest appearance in this chapter by Power to the Penguins, Lynn and the Penguins themselves!

Bakura: On with the fic!

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Yue: We join our heroes as they are hopelessly lost at sea. How will they get out of this on? Oh the tangled web of fate we weave.

Bakura: *learning on the side of the boat stabbing the water with his pocket knife* here fishy fishy…

Yugi: Yami, I really wish you hadn't thrown our ores at that seagull.

Yami: I said I was sorry! GEEZ! I was just trying to get food for us all!

Seto: I am NOT eating a seagull.

Joey: There's only one thing for us all to do. It's for the good of the group. Kaiba, you're the biggest, therefore you have the most meat on you. We have to eat you so the rest of us can survive!

Seto: *moves to the opposite side of the life boat, Taking Mokuba with him* Stay away from me mutt.

Joey: It's for the good of the group!

Seto: Why don't you cut your own arm off and eat it, cannibal!

Joey: Because I need that arm to tenderize your meat! *jumps on Kaiba*

Seto: Get off Wheeler! Gah!

Bakura: *misses the water completely and accidentally stabs a hole in the side of the boat* oo' whoops…

Yami Malik: This is stupid. I say we eat you both.

Mokuba: *pinching Joey's cheeks* Get off Nii-sama!

Joey: Errr! Never! I'm hungry!

Seto: *finally manages to push Joey off* ¬¬ stupid mutt.

Yami: Hey guys, there's water getting in the boat..

Everyone but Yami and Bakura: WHAT!?

Bakura: *whistles innocently*

Rishid: Don't worry! I'll do my "Dance That will Make the Mean Water go Away Dance"

Everyone else: NO!

Rishid: I never get to have any fun….

Joey: I say, we kill Kaiba and use his carcase as a life boat, sure some of us won't fit but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!

Seto: Would you just shut up?

Yugi: Would you both shut up and help us bail out the water?!

*10 minutes of futile bailing later*

Water: *up to everyone's waist*

Malik: We're going to die.

Yugi: Wait, check it out! It's an arc!

Arc: *Has Power to the Penguins, Lynn and the penguins on it*

PTTP: *waves* CHIPS AHOY!

Lynn: We're here to save you all!

Penguin: *holds up sign*

Sign: "Yes. We are indeed."

PTTP: Keep our coarse steady Lynn!

Lynn: *driving the boat* ¬¬ I know what I'm doing!

PTTP: No no no! You're doing it all wrong! Let me! *grabs hold of wheel*

Lynn: I can handle myself!! *gabs it back*

Penguins: *notice huge iceberg headed towards them* O_O QUACK!!!!

PTTP: MINE! I WANT TO STEER!

Lynn: You couldn't steer your way out of a paper bag!

Arc: *bangs into the iceberg, sinking instantly*

Everyone: ….right…

Bakura: THIS ISN'T MY FAULT THE LIFEBOAT IS SINKING!

Everyone else: *stares at Bakura*

Bakura: STOP ACCUSING ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

Everyone else: Bakura…. *glares* THIS IS YOUR FAULT, ISN'T IT?!

Bakura: oo' NO! It was Ryou's!

Everyone: *glares at Ryou*

Ryou: OO' What? I didn't do anything!

Everyone else: ATTACK! *tackles Ryou*

Ryou: ahhh!

Boat: *falls over because of everyone's weight on one side*

Everyone: *in the water*

Yami Malik: This is just wonderful. Thanks a ton Ryou!

Ryou: I didn't do anything T_T

Mokuba: *on Kaiba's back* Seto… I'm wet T_T

Seto: *trying desperately to stay afloat with Mokuba on him back* oo' erk…

Yami Malik: *sings Jaws theme song*

Yami: Do you guess hear something?

Yugi: Oh Yami, that's just Yami Malik trying to scare us. Don' be a fool.¬¬ *grumpy because his hair-gel is wearing off*

Yami: No! It sounds like a…. helicopter?

Helicopter: *flies above them and drops a rope ladder*

Everyone: We're saved!

*A little Later*

Everyone: *wet and cold inside the helicopter*

Yami: I'm going to thank the kind person who picked us up ^_^ *walks to the pilot* Thank you sir!

Mai: *turns around to look at Yami* Sir?

Joey: MAI! *tackles Mai*

Mai: ACK!

((OA: *being pelted with rocks from Joey fan girls* OI!! Stop please! T_T

JFG: How could you?!

OA: who ELSE was suppose to help them out of there?!

JFG: …. Pegasus?

OA: *glares and throws the rocks back at them* WRONG ANSWER!!!))

Joey: errr… I have the sudden urge to not be interested in Mai one bit oo'

((OA: Happy now?!))

Joey: Instead, I shall shave my head and swear off women forever!

((OA: --;... Close enough))

Mai: *shrugs and goes back to piloting the helicopter*

Yugi: When did you learn to fly helicopters?

Mai: I didn't.

Everyone but Mai: *looks at each other slightly worried*….

Mai: So, where do you all want to dropped off first?

Seto: My house. Right away.

Yami: But Kaiba-kun! We need to stick t-

Seto: Together, I know! I've had it up to here with this togetherness so just shove it Yami! Mokuba and I are going home and that's all there is to it!

Mai: ^_^ ok-dokie! *turns the helicopter in the direction of Kaiba's house*

Mokuba: Yay! Now I'll be able to see Harry, my hamster, again! Yay!

~Meanwhile, at the Kaiba Mansion~

Harry: *has been dead for several months, at least a month before Mokuba even left it*

~Back on the helicopter~

Mokuba: Harry sleeps all the time. Seto's says it's because Harry loves me so much! ^___^

Everyone but Mokuba: *stares at Kaiba*

Seto: *laughs nervously* errr, that's right! *didn't have the heart to tell Mokuba Harry's dead*

Mai: Here we are! The Kaiba Mansion!

Seto: About time ¬¬ *takes Mokuba by the hand and walks out in front of the gate*

Everyone else: *stand in front of the helicopter while watching him leave*

Yami: *looks like he's going to cry* O.O *runs and grabs onto Kaiba's waist from behind* DON'T GO KAIBA-KUN!!!!

Kaiba: *sighs but doesn't turn around* ¬¬ let go.

Yami: NU-UH! T_T

Everyone watching: *sweat drops* this is pathetic.

Kaiba: I'm going to count to 3, then I'm going to bet you mercilessly with my briefcase.

Yami: *sniffle* Don't go!!!!

Kaiba: 1...

Yami: Please?!

Kaiba: 2...

Yami: You're my best friend! T_T

Kaiba: Oo' Now I'm going to beat you anyway *holds up briefcase and gets ready to whack Yami*

Yami: Meep! *runs back and hides behind Yugi*

Yugi: --'

Kaiba and Mokuba: *close gate behind them and walk into they're house*

Yami: *runs and grabs onto the bars of the gate* SEEEEEEEEEEETO!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO! *climbs over the gate*

Everyone watching: oo'

Yami: *runs up to the front door and bangs on it* come back Kaiba-kun!

Sprinklers: *turn on, soaking Yami*

Yami: T_T Kaiba-kun…. Why?

Yugi: C'mon. Let's go before the someone sees you!

Malik: Uh-oh, to late. *points to the gathering crowd*

Yami: Kaiba-kun…. T.T

Yue: Is this the end of Kaiba's adventures? Will the others continue without him? All these questions answered and more on the next TDFH!

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~HUHNWC/TDFH One Year Anniversary Special Formal Dress Party~

Everyone from the fiction, plus the Authoress' notes team and of coarse, our reviewers: *dressed formally and drinking champagne while a piano plays in the background*

OA: That's Right Kiddies! Starting Saturday this saga will be official one year old! HOW CRAZY IS THAT?!

YA: *has a top hat on and tux* Dude! Formal-wear is the only way to go!

OA:… Those are suppose to be for the men Yami…

YA: oo' oh? *runs in and changes into the same ball gown as OA* I feel so….. Fairy taleish. Blah. Stupid non-Egypt traditions…

OA: Can you believe how it all started? Now if we combine the reviews from the two fic we have 400+ reviews! AMAZING!

Seto: *Comes over to OA and puts and arm around her* I want you to have my children! *falls over*

OA: oo'

YA: he's drunk already. Tisk tisk. Kaiba-boy can't handle his alcohol.

Seto: *still on the floor* Can- *hick* -too!

YA: '-__- This is going to be a loooong night… *notices Waiter serving champagne* Garcon ici! *walks up to him and grabs a glass of champagne* Don't you go to far ^^*nudges waiter*

Waiter: oo;

Bakura: *pick pocketing things from the reviewers* heheh. *turns around to see Ryou glaring at him* Oo' err, this is not how it looks!

Ryou: Give it back Yami!

Bakura: awww. Poop. T_T

Yami Malik: *playing the piano*

Malik: When did you learn to play piano?

Yami Malik: Ancient Egypt of course!

Malik:…They had pianos in ancient Egypt?

Yami Malik: Apparently… or else how could I play?

Malik: .. Point noted. *sits on top of the piano* play it again Yami.

Yami Malik: Oo' *plays*

Joey and Honda: *pigging out at the buffet*

Cloud: oo' ick.

Impmon: *pigs out too*

Yue: I'm so glad I don't eat right now. Oo'

Yami: *dancing with Yugi* BOO-GEY DOWN! *boggies like it's 1969*

Yugi: *not dancing* oo'

Pegasus: *outside, looking at the party from a window and whimpers*

OA: *closes the curtains* ^.^ Let's raise the hizzle!

Pegasus: awww T_T

Serenity, Mai and Tea: *playing poker*

Rishid: I'll show you all how to dance! *does his "1 Year Anniversary Dance of Certain Death That will kill Everyone When it's Done"*

OA: ^___^ Thank you reviewers! If not for you all, this party would not be possible!!!

YA: Oh yeah, it was all worth it for this party. *rolls eyes*

OA: This is the big leagues now Yami! Let us celebrate *puts cigar in her mouth and lights it* _ *coughs for the longest time* X_X smoooooooth…. *cough*

YA: *glares and grabs the cigar* you don't smoke so don't start.

OA: That's right kiddies! Remember, just say no! Unless you're a hot bishie like Seto there or a vampire. Then it's cool to smoke… other then that it's icky.

YA: Weren't you suppose to be partying, not lecturing?

OA: oh yeah! *goes back to dancing*

Mokuba: Nii-sama doesn't smoke….

Seto: *HACK* That's *wheeze* right Mokuba! *remembers he's drunk and falls over*

OA: Let's dance Seto-Koi! *drags him to the dace floor*

YA: ^.^ *sitting at a table with a glass of champagne, a lot of empty glasses on the table and one frightened waiter* Waiter! Another glass! NOW!

Waiter: Meep! *hands her another class*

YA: *leans on waiter* That's why I like you… uh….

Waiter: Ned?

YA: Ned?! Bah. I don't like that. You're new name is Squall.

Waiter: But-

YA: ANOTHER GLASS SQUALL!

Waiter: Ekk! *hands her another glass*

YA: I WANNA DANCE! *staggers to the dance floor, trips up and spills her dink all over OA*

OA: aw gosh darn it! I'll be right back Seto-koi!

Seto: *sitting on the dance floor laughing* YA FELL DOWN! BWAHAHA!

YA: *blinks then starts to crack up* YA FELL DOWN! BWAHAHA!

Waiter: oo;

Rishid: *finishes dancing*

Everyone in the room including Rishid: *drops dead*

OA: *comes out of the little girls room* Now Se- *notices everyone is dead* ah jezz, this WOULD have to happen at my party.

All of the Yamis: Ha, we're already dead so yay!

OA: *sits on Kaiba's dead body and pokes him in the eye* yep. He's dead alright. Just my luck, the one day he gets drunk everyone has to go and die. --;

YA: *kicks the waiter* MORE CHAMPAGNE BOY!

Waiter: X_X

YA: ¬_¬ Slacker.

OA: *looks at all the reviewers* There goes my fans…

YA: Don't you mean fan?

OA: … shut up.

YA: *ponders* OA, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

OA: I think so, but how would they get Keanu to wear Gandalf's pointy hat?

YA: … *slaps OA*

OA: ow… that was uncalled for… T_T

YA: *gives everyone phoenix downs to bring them back to life*

Everyone: YAY! We're alive!

YA: There's just one down side…. Those Phoenix Downs cost every Gil we had. We're flat out broke.

OA: Weren't you drunk? ¬¬

YA: *hick* oh yeah…. *looks for the waiter*

OA: And this is the end of the party kiddies… at least for you reviewers it is… the rest of us will party the night away!

Reviewers: awwwwww… T_T

OA: Fear not! We shall return with a new chapter soon enough! *throws the reviewers out the door*

One of the Reviewers: I believe I had a hat!

OA: *throws out hat and turns to look at the party* WHO WANT'S TO MAKE A LOVE TRAIN?! *closes the door leaving them in complete silence*

Reviewers: ….

Pegasus: Can anyone spear a few gil?

Reviewers: *stare at Pegasus* O_O

Pegasus: oo' ???

Reviewers: O_O

Pegasus: Oo;

Reviewers: GAAAAAAAAAAH! *run away*

Pegasus: Why does everyone hate me?

Yue: *sticks head out the window* Why indeed? Find out next time! Until then-

OA: *sticks head out the window too* JAAAAAAAAA!