Disclaimer: I don't own it, and it's as simple as that. J.R.R Tolkien (bless his soul) is the owner, and were I to have the audacity to attempt to claim it, he'd probably roll over in his grave.

Rating: PG

!!!Author's Note!!!: Yes, I know it's a pretty lame set of lyrics, and yes, I also know that it's pretty stupid of me to post this because none of you know the tune and so you will probablyall hate it, but I'm bored. I found it in the dregs of my computer, and, again, I'm bored. Also, note that this is supposed to be a rock song. (Not that telling you that will help you enjoy it any more, but hey. Just don't ask questions, and we'll get along fine.)

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           One Ring

Well let me tell ya, bout a fellowship-

Nine guys of different races

On a mission, to destroy a ring

Fighting evil with swords and maces!

Chorus

One ring to rule them all

One ring to find them

One ring to bring them all

And in the darkness bind them

Started out with a hobbit

And the others were all found

In a time of different creatures

Trolls, elves, and people living underground!

Chorus

Then it all, went to hell

Lost their wizard, I assure ya

After fighting, he went down

To a demon dude deep in Moria!

Chorus

Got some help, from an elven chick

Gave em all a bunch of stuff

Creepy freak a following,

And orcs, man, built ford tough!

Chorus

They all split up, like Scooby Doo

The bearer went and split the scene

Aragorn and friends, tracking halflings

And evil eye, damn he's mean

Chorus

Oh if they'll win, who can tell?

Traveling up to Mount Doom

Riders comin', orcs ahead

But give 'em hope and they'll rise above the gloom!

Chorus
Chorus-hoarse yell

Fade…

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I hope that it wasn't too painful, and I pray for feedback of any kind. Thanks.