OA: *waves* Hey all. I hope everyone had a safe and happy Halloween. Me, I can't move because my feet hurt so much. Darn Trick-or-treating.

YA: I told you. You're to old to trick-or-treat. People give more candy to little kids.

OA: BALDERDASH! Anyhow, I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed and a special thanks to "the one who posses Insanity" for my bottle of Seto be Nice to the Lovely Miss Otaku Amanda. ^_^ Thankies Suqua!! I wuv you! *sprays it on Seto*

Seto: Gah! It burns! What the hel- OO; HELLO NURSE!!! *jumps in OA's arms*

OA: I like this gift….

YA: ; morons. *eats OA's candy*

OA: Getting back to important issue.. *takes deep breathe* AT LAST! A NEW SEASON OF YU-GI-OH! WB HAS FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO WHERE YTV LEFT OFF! I'M SO HAPPY!!!! ^_____^

YA: It's strange. Anime is the only thing that makes you Hyper…

OA: WOOOOO! *dances around like a baka*

Noa: Now I can finally be in the fic!!!

OA: Er, no… not yet. I want to see a tiny bit more of your character…. Then figure out where to put you in!

Noa: I never get to have any fun. T_T *pouts*

OA: ^_^ Awww! You look just like Seto-koi! *huggles him*

Noa: ^_^

YA: *whispers to Kaiba* 20 zenny says she grows to hate him like she hates Pegasus.

Seto: You're on!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!… If I did, I'd write myself in as the hero there-by ruining it, so it's probably better I don' own it.

Bakura: On with the fic!

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Yue: Last time on TDFH, the gang was rescued by Mai. Sadly, Kaiba and Mokuba left the gang. We now join our hero's at the local pub.

~The Pub~

Yamis: *have been drinking for some time now*

Yami: oh Kaiba T_T

Yami Malik: I can't bare to see him like this. *orders Yami anther matinee* here, *passes it to him* drink until you're happy again.

Yami: It's no use, I still miss Kaiba-kun.

Bakura: Well, I'm glad he's gone. Did anyone else notice how everything sort of revolves and him?

Yami Malik: I wasn't going to say anything , but I noticed that also.

Bakura: At least now some of us will get more lines.

Yami Malik: *nods*

Yami: *sniffle* Who will be my friend now?

Yami Malik: Yugi?

Yami: BLAH! I can't stand that weird hair of his…

Yami Malik and Bakura: *looks at each other* err …

~Meanwhile, at a Coffee Shop~

Yugi: I hope your Yamis can cheer mine up.

Ryou: I'm sure they will.

Yugi: Good, I'd hate to think Yami would start hanging out with me. No offence to him or anything… but he's butt ugly!

Ryou: -.-; *sweatdrops*

Yugi: Honda, you're tall so that means you will have to be Kaiba!

Honda: What?! I don't wanna!

Mai: MAKE-OVER!! *pushes Honda into the men's bathroom*

*Guy screams can be heard from the bathroom*

Guys: *run out of the bathroom* AIEEEE! A GIIIIRL!!!

~10 Minutes Later~

Mai: *comes out of the bathroom with Honda behind her to add more suspense*

Honda: *looks kind of like Mai*

Rest: O_O

Mai: ^.^ Ta-Da!

Yugi: You were suppose to make him look like Kaiba!!

Mai: errr… whoops! I think he looks better like this anyway.

Honda: ^_^ I feel pretty!

Joey: O_O She's multiplying.

Waitress: *gives everyone their coffee*

Malik: Yum! ^_^ *sips* Ack! I burnt my tongue T_T

Rishid: *Gasps* I'M SORRY MASTER MALIK!! I LET YOU DOWN!!

Malik: Err, it's ok… really…

Rishid: I shall kill the ones who tried to harm you! *attacks waitress* MASTER MALIK SHALL BE AVENGED!

Waitress: AHH! Someone help me!!!

Rest: oo;

~Later, On the streets~

Joey: Well, that's another café we've been banned from.

Ryou: Let's find our Yamis.

((~~PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT~~

OA: It has come to my understanding that there is an alarming amount of alcohol usage in this fic. That, in no way means alcohol is good! It's only okay to drink it extensively if you are a 3000 year old alcoholic Yami. Thank you and we now return to or scheduled fan fiction.))

~Meanwhile, Back at the pub~

Bakura: *passes out on the floor*

Yami Malik: He only had one drink…

Yami: *crying*

Others: *walk in*

Ryou: O.O YAMI!! *runs to Bakura*

Bakura: X_X Remember me how I was! The prettiest boy in the world!!

Ryou: You're not dead, just drunk. ¬¬

Bakura: *hick* so pretty… X_X

Yugi: Hey Yami! ^_^ Feeling better?

Yami: T.T The world is a cold and lonely place.

Yugi: *rolls eyes* Guess not.

~The Gameshop, 11:00PM~

Yugi: I'll never know how you all convinced me to let you all stay here for the night.

Everyone else: *shrugs*

Grandpa: Hey kids! Who wants some rice crispy squares and milk?

Bakura and Yami Malik: ME!!!

Yugi: *rolls eyes* Grandpa, we've had this conversation before. I' with my friends!! Hello?!

Grandpa: *looks sad* Oh! S-sorry Yugi… I-I'll be going now…

Bakura and Yami Malik: LEAVE THE FOOD! *snatches cookies as grandpa leaves and munches on them*

Yami: I'll be right back *goes to the bathroom* T_T *sniffle*

Yugi: You guys, I'm really worried about Yami! What if he's never happy again?

Malik: He does seem rather depressed.

Yugi: We have to get Kaiba back!

Joey: OO; Think about what you're saying Yugi!! Why don't we just kill Yami? Problem solved!

Yugi: ¬¬ no.

Joey: But-

Yugi: NO!

Joey: Poop! T_T

~30 Minutes Later~

Ryou: Is it just me, or has Yami been in the bathroom a rather long time?

Yugi: *opens the door* Yami?

Bathroom: *empty with an open window*

Everyone: … uh-oh…

Yue: Uh-oh indeed! Where is Yami? Tune in next time to find out!!!

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~The Otaku Amanda Rant Corner~

OA: Hello reviewers. As the fall months draw to a close and winter creeps around the corner Christmas is not far. That being said, I'd like to tell you all about one thing I'd like for Christmas.

Seto: *walks in* oo'

Others: *walk in too, as back up dancers*

*Music starts playing*

Seto: oh... No… *tries to get away*

OA: *blocks the door and starts singing* I don't want a lot for Christmas. There's just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I just want you for my own. More than you could ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas is...You!

Seto: oo; *notices the others snapping the fingers and dancing behind him* This must be some horrible nightmare…

OA: *jumps in Seto's arms and continues singing* I don't want a lot for Christmas. There's just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace. Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas day!

YA and OA: *somehow get top hats and canes and start dancing with them*

Rest besides Seto: *sings back up*

OA: I just want you for my own. More than you could ever know.. Make my wish come true! All I want for Christmas is yoooooooooooou!!

Rest: Yoooooooooooou baaaaaby!

OA: *dances around Seto* I won't ask for much this Christmas. I won't even wish for snow! I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe. I won't make a list and send it to the north pole for saint nick. I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeers click. 'Cause I just want you here tonight holding on to me so tight! What more can I do? Baby all I want for Christmas is you!


Rest: Ooooooh baby!!

OA: *dances with a chair* All the lights are shining so brightly everywhere, and the sound of children's laughter fills the air, and everyone is singing. I hear those sleigh bells ringing. Santa won't you bring me the one I really need? Won't you please bring my baby to me- OH! *trips while dancing with the chair and falls flat on her face*

YA: *mutters something along the lines of "Baka"* … ¬¬ *helps her up*

OA: *dusts herself off*

Seto: *tries to get away but trips and falls because OA has latched onto his leg*

OA: Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas! This is all I'm asking for. I just want to see my baby, standing right outside my door. Oh I just want you for my own. More than you could ever know. TAKE IT INU-YASHA!!

Inu-Yasha: oo' *wonders what he's doing here, but starts singing anyway* Make my wish come true! Baby all I want for Christmas is…*deep breathe*

Everyone but Seto: Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!!!!!!!! *passes out from exhaustion*

Seto: ¬.¬ *stares at everyone* … I hate Christmas. *walks away*

OA: X_X So Yami, do you think he's impressed?

YA: -_- err… sure kid.

OA: *jumps up* YAY! ^_^ I will have you yet Seto-koi!

Seto: *comes back in with the biggest dictionary he can find and drops it on OA* ¬¬ Don't ever touch me again. *walks away*

OA: X_X ow….

YA: *sighs* Now, everyone show you're support and push click that nice purple button down there.

OA: X____X JAAAA!