OA: OA's in the HIZZLE!!

YA: Gah! She's speaking in tongues! *takes out holy water* The power of Christ compels you!

OA: …. *wet* YA…

YA: oo; Err, sorry. Let's try this again.

OA: *clears thought* Hello everyone!

YA: *waves*

Yami: *waves like an idiot*

Seto: *smirks coolly but gets hit with soda can thrown by OA* ow! What was that for?!

OA: *in tears* For not telling me your Birthday is October 25th! I had to find out from a Japanese fansite!

Seto: ¬¬ Oh.

OA: ^_^ So, We are going to have a Belated B-Day party for Seto instead of a Rant Corner!

YA: Do you ever rant anymore?

OA: Does it matter?

YA: Don't get fresh with me missy.

OA: Whatever.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. *curls into a Fatal Position* T_T

Key: italics = thinking

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Yue: Last time on TDFH, Yami was emotional distressed after Kaiba left the gang. Now that he's missing where will he turn up?

~The Streets of Domino~

Everyone: *running around, calling out to Yami, searching under things, that old poptart*

Yugi: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaami!! Where arrrrrrrrre you?!

Bakura: *searches under a rock* nope. Not under there! I think it's time I took a break. *sits down*

Ryou: … Yami…

Bakura: What? This is hard work!

Yami Malik: *eating cookies* He's not at the bakery!

Ryou: Ungh. This is hopeless.

Honda: We have to think. Where would Yami be going?

Joey:….. Monster Truck Derby?

Honda: …. No.

Joey: Darn. Thought I got it that time.

Honda: Think. Why is he so upset?

Mai: … Because… Kaiba left?

Honda: Correct! So, what would make him happy again?

Malik: Getting Kaiba to…. Come… back?

Honda: Right! Now where would he go to find Kaiba?

Rishid:… The Kaiba… Mansion?

Honda: You've got it! Thus, where is he now?

Everyone: *blank expressions* uh….

Joey: … Monster Truck Derby?

Honda: *sighs* No you Idiots!! Argh, just follow me.

~Meanwhile at the Kaiba Mansion~

Yami: *breaks in though an open window* Kaiba's security sure is easy to break… *runs off to find the Kaiba*

~20 Minutes of searching later, In the Kitchen~

Yami: *gasps for air* I've been in every room and there's no sign off Kaiba-kun anywhere!

Mokuba: Oh, Hiya Yami!

Yami: Gah! *turns around to see Mokuba sitting at the dinner table eating a long sandwich* Oh, Mokuba. It's only you.

Mokuba: *continues to eat his sandwich*

Yami: … You wouldn't have happened to see Seto around here have you?

Mokuba: *nods* He was kidnapped about an hour ago.

Yami: O.O WHAT?!

Mokuba: *continues to eat sandwich*

Yami: How can you be so calm!?

Mokuba: Oh, this happens almost every other week.

Yami: And you haven't called the police or anything?

Mokuba: I will, right after I finish this sandwich. *takes bite* Yep. This is one good sandwich… *stares off into space*

Yami… right. Did they leave a ransom note or anything?

Mokuba: No, but they left this lovely designed napkin!

Yami: *snatches napkin from Mokuba* Ack! That's the ransom note! And it's got mustard all over it now!

Mokuba: mmmmm… sandwich…

Yami: *reads note*

Note:

If you ever want to see Seto Kaiba alive again, hand over Kaiba Corp. to us.

Meet us at the abandoned building at the Domino waterfront. Come alone.

Signed,

The Big Five

???

Yami: *gasps* Who could have done this?!

Mokuba: *shrugs while eating*

Yami: Mokuba, do you know where Seto keeps a contract to sign Kaiba Corp. over to someone?

Mokuba: *points to cookie jar*

Yami: *grabs cookie jar and opens it*

Cookie jar: *has a note inside that says "I.O.U. One contract. Signed, S.K."*

Yami: Dammit Kaiba!! I'll just have to make due without one! *turns to leave* Goodbye Mokuba!

Mokuba: mmmmm… sandwich…

Yami: DON'T WORRY SETO! I'LL SAVE YOU! *runs off*

Mokuba:… mmmmm….

~After Wandering Around and Asking for Directions Twice, Abandoned Building on Domino Waterfront~

Yami: Aright. I'm here. Where's Kaiba-kun?

Big Five: *come out of the shadows* It is us. The big Five.

Yami: Well duh! Now where's Kaiba?

((OA: I'm aware that the big five all have names… but I'm to lazy to remember or search them so….))

Big 1: *drags out a gagged, tied up and particularly grumpy looking Kaiba*

Yami: Kaiba-kun!

Seto: *notices Yami* Ah hell.

Big 2: Give us the contract and we'll give you your precious Kaiba-boy.

Seto: I really wish I was dead right now… Or that Yami was dead. Yeah, that would be pretty sweet.

Yami: Come and get it! *hold it up above his head*

Big 3: *stares blankly at Yami*

Yami: *doesn't seem to realise how short he is*

Big 3: *grabs the contact* Moron.

The Big Five read it over together*

Yami: *sneaks up behind them and ties to untie Kaiba*

Big 4: Hey… wait a minute. This contract is for a book club!

Yami: …uh-oh. *ungags Seto*

The Big Five: Get him!

*nothing happens*

Big 5: Oh… that's right. We don't have henchmen *runs after Yami*

Yami: Gah! doesn't have time to untie Kaiba, so he carries him*

Kaiba: Ack! *doesn't understand how Yami is able to carry him in the first place* PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW! *wiggles, thrashes and anything else he can think of to try and get Yami to drop him*

Yami: Kaiba-kun. It's very hard to run when you're thrashing like that!

Kaiba: That's the point! Now put me down!

Yami: *looks back and notices that they've lost The Big 5* Fine. *drops Kaiba*

Kaiba: *grumbles* Damn pharaoh… *attempts to untie his legs*

Boards around Kaiba: *start to crack*

Kaiba: *looks the the boards of the waterfront* …. Oh…. Ra.

Yami: Kaib-

Kaiba: *goes though the boards and into the water below*

*Splush*

Yami: *looks down though the hole* oo' Kaiba!! Are you ok?!

~Meanwhile, Miles away from the Kaiba Mansion~

Honda: Err, ok. It's this way! I'm sure this time!!

Everyone else: *groans*

~Meanwhile Underwater~

Seto: *sinking slowly farther and farther towards the bottom of the ocean* I should just stay down here and die. Then I'd have no Yami or his stupid gang to pester me. Then again… what about Mokuba? Wait, What about Mokuba?! He doesn't care if I live or not. He's probably at home eating a sandwich!

~Meanwhile, at the Kaiba Mansion~

Mokuba: *stops eating his sandwich for a second* I sure hope Seto doesn't die. That would suck. *goes back to eating his sandwich*

~Meanwhile, With Yami~

Yami: Don't worry Seto! I'll save you! *dives in* Urk, water… wet. *notices Seto sinking, grabs him and drags him to shore*

Seto: X_X

Yami: Oh no! I'd better perform CPR!

Seto: *socks Yami before he performs CPR* Baka. I'm fine. *rings out coat*

Yami: @_@ Ow.

Seto: *shivers* brrr. It's cold.

*3 Feet of snow Fall on them*

Seto: Dammit all!!

Yami: Weee! Snow! *throws snow in the air and tries to eat it*

Seto: ¬¬…

Yami: *looks at Seto* … What?

Seto: -_- Unbelievable.

Yue: Believe it Kaiba! Now that he's returned… what new adventures will occur? Will they ever find out who the axe-murderer is? Will Honda ever stop and ask for directions? Find out next time!

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~Seto Kaiba's Belated Birthday Bash~

OA: PAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY!!

Everyone: *partying*

YA: It seems like every week we have a party for something.

Seto: *forced to where a hat that says "Birthday Boy"* This is the worst day of my life…

YA: I don't know, remember that time you got locked with OA in a closet?

Seto: … Ok. This is the second worst day of my life.

OA: PRESENTS TIME! *hands Seto Her present* open mine first! I saved up forever to buy you this. I even took money from my Laptop fund! ^_^

Seto: *opens it up to reveal a beautiful crystal BEWD with diamonds on it* … It's … Beautiful!

OA: Yay! He likes it!

Seto; Whoops! *accidentally drops it*

Crystal BEWD: *breaks into a million pieces*

OA: O.O

Seto:…. Umm… sorry. ^^'

OA: *faints*

Everyone: *glares at Seto*

*Awkward Silence*

Seto: … Who wants cake?

Everyone but OA: I DO!!!!!!!!! *runs to he cake table*

Seto: *cutting the cake*

OA: *slowly wakes up, looks at everyone eating cake then looks at the pieces of the BEWD in front of her* …. *starts crying*

YA: *pokes Seto*

Seto: what?

YA: Go give some cake to OA.

Seto: aw, but then she'll get all weepy on me.

YA: Do you want me to kill you?

Seto: --; No ma'am. *sighs and brings over a piece of cake to OA* You. Eat.

OA: *looks up* Seto-Chan? …Why?

Seto: Ungh. Knew you'd get weepy. *plops cake on OA's head and walks away*

OA: T_T He does hate me….

YA: *sitting beside OA* Yes. He does indeed.

OA: I worked so hard to get that money….

YA: Cheer up. Look what I've got! *holds up Seto's credit card* Go buy yourself another, oh let's say 20 of those ok?

OA: *takes it* ^_^ OK! *hugs YA and runs off*

Everyone else: *grinning at YA*

YA: *notices everyone grinning at her* … what?!

Yugi: That was so nice of you YA!

YA: SHUT UP! *walks away*

Everyone else: Awwwwww! ^_^

Joey: *gives Seto his present* open mine next!

Seto: Blah. Smells like something died.

Joey: *grins* oh, it didn't die…

Yue: And thus, we end this chapter. From everyone here at TDFH! JAAA!