OA: *holding a Turkey* HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!
YA: …. OA, You're Canadian. You already had thanksgiving…
OA: So? Now I get to celebrate with all my American friends!
Table: *has just OA and Joey at it*
Joey: …. So….
OA: T_T This isn't any fun!
Everyone else: *walks in* -_- You're an idiot OA.
OA: I can have Thanksgiving with my American Reviewers!!!
YA: You have reviewers?! Whoa!
OA: *faints anime style*
YA: Seriously. I thought that was just you making separate accounts and reviewing yourself.
OA: ¬¬ Meanie.
Amidamaru: *nods*
OA: oo; Amidamaru… what are you doing here?
Ami: Yoh smells funny. I want a new shaman.
OA: Sorry, I've got me a ghost already ^_^
Ami: who?
OA: *puts arm around YA* My Yami of course!!
Ami: … I don't believe you!
OA: Oh yeah?! UNITY!! *Unites with YA*
OA & YA: We are one!
YA: Oh god. There isn't enough showers in the world that will clean me now T_T
Ami: *shrugs* Very well! I'm off! Merry Easter! *leaves*
YA: *exorcizes from OA* Ick! Ick! UNCLEAN! .
OA: That was fun! ^_^ *takes out papers* Anyhoo, getting down to business I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed. Thanks to Power To The Penguins because that was the best b-day gift ever!… Even if it was for Seto-koi!
Seto: *shoves OA divorce papers* SIGN! NOW!
OA: Oh Koi, you can be so funny sometimes ^_^
Seto: *twitches*
OA: Oh yeah, here. *hands Seto 'Yami-be-Gone'* It's from Yamikitsune2!
Seto: *eyes it curiously, then sprays YA*
YA: O_O *melts* ACK! I'll get you for this Seeeeeeeeto!
Seto: *grins evilly* I like it. It's better then Joey's gift at least.
Everyone else: *nods*
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or any other anime… I don't even own my soul! Stupid tricky devil with his tricky contracts!!
Bakura: On with the Fic!
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~The Waterfront~
Yue: We last left our hero's, Kaiba and Yami at the waterfront of Domino.
Seto: *notices Yue, who's standing behind him* … Who the hell are you?
Yue: *acts surprised* Errr.. I'm the narrator.
Yami: Wait, I've seen you before… on Card Captor Sakura!
Seto: *looks at Yami oddly*
Yami: What? Can't a 3000 year old pharaoh spirit watch a shojo anime once in a while?
Yue: … Yes… well I'll be going now. *runs off*
Seto: *stares at Yue* Weirdo.
Yami: I agree…
Mokuba: BIG BROTHER!!!
Yami and Seto: *look up to see Mokuba flying the helicopter*
Mokuba: *lands so they can get in*
~A little Later, in the air~
Mokuba: *still flying the helicopter* How are we going to find the others?
Seto: Let me handle this Mokuba. *bumps Mokuba out of the drivers seat and fiddles around with buttons*
Mokuba: hey! ¬¬
Seto: I installed a program a while back to track Yami/Yugi's hair from any location. I originally designed it as a sniper program… but I bet we can find Yugi with it!
Yami: ^_^ YAY!
Mokuba: -_-
Seto: Ah-ha! Target locked! It's only a matter of time. *folds arms and waits*
*Awkward silence*
Yami: *coughs*
*More Awkward Silence*
Yami: … so-
Seto: Shut up Yami.
Yami: ¬¬ *turns on radio*
Seto: Don't try me Pharaoh. *turns it off*
Yami: Hmph. *turns it back on* On!
Seto: *turns it off* Off!
Yami: *turns it on* ON!
Seto: *turns it off* OFF!
Yami: Why you… *tackles Seto*
Seto: Gah! *trying to strangle Yami*
Mokuba: Oo' riiiight… *watches the two fight* -_- This is mature.
*Beeping noise*
Yami: *stops fighting* What's that noise?
Seto: *also stops and gets back in the driver's seat* That beeping noise means we've found Yugi! *looks out the window to see the gang walking down the road* there they are!
Computer: Yugi found. Assassination commencing.
Mokuba & Seto: O_O Assassination!?! Uh-oh!
Yami: Weee! Big word! ^___^
Helicopter: *shoots at Yugi*
Yugi: O_O *drops dead*
Yami: *looking at Yugi from the window* Hey look! Yugi's taking a nap!
Seto: @_@ I'm to young and beautiful to be charged with homicide!
Mokuba: You're right. *hands Seto a gun* You'd better make it a Homicide-suicide, just for measure!
Seto: *glares at Mokuba* ¬¬ I thought you used to be the good one.
Mokuba: *shrugs*
~A Little Later, On the Ground~
Ryou: Yugi's dead!! O_O
Everyone: *stares at Yugi… then at Kaiba… then back at Yugi and finally back at Kaiba* You killed him!!
Seto: Look, I forgot about the sniper part of the program was actually functional ok! Jezz! I made a mistake. That's why they put erasers on pencils!!!
Yami: T_T W-What's wrong with Yugi?! Why I-isn't he moving?!
Ryou: *nudges Bakura* I think you should take Yugi's Yami aside and tell him about the big "D word".
Bakura: O_O Why me?!!
Ryou: Because, you're the must sensitive one here! Don't think I haven't seen you cry when you put on you Enya CDs!
Bakura: *claps hand over Ryou's mouth* SHHH! Fine. I'll do it.
Ryou: Good! ^_^
Bakura: *takes Yami away from the group while the others try and figure out what to do with the Yugi's body*
~Once Away From the Group~
Yami: What is it Bakura-kun? Are you going to tell me what's wrong with Yugi?
Bakura: *looks nervous* Err.. You see Yami… sometimes in life… people… kind of… must.. Um. Argh. 'Why do I need to explain this to him anyway? He's already dead for Ra's sake! He should know!!'
Yami: *blinks*
Bakura: What I'm trying to say is… That… um..
Yami: *eyes begin to water* Stop! You don't need to go on! I know what you're going to say!!
Bakura: oo; You do?
Yami: I'm adopted! aren't I?! *sobs uncontrollably*
Bakura: O_O … no.
Yami: *stops* Really?! HOORAY! ^_^ Nothing can ruin the good mood I'm in! Unless of course it was something to do with mortality and my light!
Bakura: *sighs* Why me?
Yami: ^_^ now, what was it you had to tell me Bakura?
Bakura: Yugi's dead Yami.
Yami: … what? Oo; I don't understand…
Bakura: *twitches* You know that thing that happens to people after I stab them?
Yami: …yes….
Bakura: Well, that's what Happened to Yugi!
Yami: T_T Y-You mean… he's not going to wake up?
Bakura: No. He isn't.
Yami: B-but… who will make Eggo Walfuls for me in the morning's now? O__O
Bakura: oo;
Yami: NO! I can't take this! *bursts into tears and runs away*
Everyone else: *walks over to Bakura*
Yami Malik: Smooth move.
Ryou: ¬¬ So much for the sensitive approach.
Joey: Someone should go after him.
Everyone: *turn to where Kaiba would be standing but no one's there*
Seto: *from the helicopter, in the air, looking out the window to yell at them* See-ya suckers! WAHAHAHAHA- ACK! *bird whacks into Seto, knocking him out of the helicopter and onto the ground next to the gang* err.. *sits up rubbing his back*
Everyone else: *stares at him*
Seto: -_- Go talk to Yami right?
Everyone else: *nods*
Seto: *sighs and walks off to find Yami*
~Meanwhile, in a Gas Station Bathroom~
Yami: *sighs* Everything reminds me of Yugi… *looks at himself in the mirror* T_T Oh Yugi.
Seto: *steps in* There you are.
Yami: T_T what are you doing here? Come to tease or put me down?
Seto: -_- I wish. No, I've come to have a sappy moment with you in a sad attempt to cheer you up which will most likely end in awkward hug. So let's just get the hug over with now, shall we?
Yami: oo; Really? A hug?
Seto: *sighs* yes.
Yami: yay! *tries to hug Seto*
Seto: *doges the hug which sends Yami to the ground*
Yami: T_T Hey!
Seto: ¬¬ You honestly thought I was going to hug you? Loser.
Yami: T_T *sniffle*
Seto: Here come the water works. *grabs Yami by the collar of his coat and drags him back to the others*
~Later, With the Others~
Malik: Hey look! Here comes Kaiba.
Seto: *still dragging Yami*
Everyone else: oo; well… at least he brought him back…
Yami: T_T *notices Yugi's body still there* Yugi…
Seto: You guys didn't even both to cover the body?!
Honda: We were kinda… occupied.
Yami Malik: DancyMcDance here thought it would be best to dance a resurrection dance in the middle of the road.
Rishid: *has tire marks all over him* I hurt ever so much. T_T
Yugi: *sits up and yawns*
Everyone else: O___O
Rishid: My dance is a success!!
Yugi: Whoa. I feel like I've been tranquilized… with elephant tranquilizers to be exact.
Yami: *glomps Yugi*
Seto: Oh, that's right! I put tranquilizers in that gun! Not Bullets! ^_^; Heheh….
Everyone else: *glares at him* Kaiba…
~Meanwhile, at Some Remote Location~
New Mysteries Voice: That's it. Laugh it up Kaiba while you and your little friends can because when I'm through with you, you won't be able to laugh at all! MUHAHAHAHA! … Man I'm clever. I should right these things down!
Yue: What is the meaning of this new voice? What happed to the Big Five? What about the axe murderer? Tune in next time to find out!!
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~The Otaku Amanda Rant Corner: Street Addition~
OA: Welcome to the first ever 'Otaku Amanda Rant Corner: Street Addition'!! Today, Inu Yasha and I will go out onto the streets to answer people's questions!! So let's go!
~Question 1~
Inu Yasha: *talking to an old man* So, do you have any questions for the great Otaku Amanda, creator of "Happy uh, Halloween… No Wait! Christmas!'
Old man: Yeah. In your newest chapter, How is Kaiba even able to find Yami?
Inu Yasha: *shocked that he actually reads OA's works*
OA: ^_^ Well, you see. It's like this! HA!! *throws Skittles at the old man, grabs Inu Yasha and runs away*
~Question 2~
Inu Yasha: *talking to young girl* So, do you have any questions for the great Otaku Amanda, creator of "Happy uh, Halloween… No Wait! Christmas!'
Young Girl: yeah! I wanna know, what happened to Mai? She's still with them but she hasn't had a line since she came!
Inu Yasha: *shocked again* O_O What is with you people?!
OA: ^.^ Good question, and there is a very reasonable explanation for that which is -DIE!! *throws M&Ms at the young girl, grabs Inu Yasha and runs away*
~Question 3~
Inu Yasha: *talking to a business man* So, do you have any questions for the great Otaku Amanda, creator of "Happy uh, Halloween… No Wait! Christmas!'
Business man: What the hell are you talking about?!
Inu Yasha: -_- Finally!
OA: ¬¬ Hmph!!! *throws Sour Keys at the Business Man, grabs Inu Yasha and runs away*
~End~
OA: As you can see, we had a great time answering everyone's questions!
Inu Yasha: In case you're wondering why we're only showing 3 questions, OA ran out of candy. ^_^
YA: -_- Bakas.
OA: G'night Everyone! JAAAAAAAAA!
