OA: *holding a Turkey* HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!

YA: …. OA, You're Canadian. You already had thanksgiving…

OA: So? Now I get to celebrate with all my American friends!

Table: *has just OA and Joey at it*

Joey: …. So….

OA: T_T This isn't any fun!

Everyone else: *walks in* -_- You're an idiot OA.

OA: I can have Thanksgiving with my American Reviewers!!!

YA: You have reviewers?! Whoa!

OA: *faints anime style*

YA: Seriously. I thought that was just you making separate accounts and reviewing yourself.

OA: ¬¬ Meanie.

Amidamaru: *nods*

OA: oo; Amidamaru… what are you doing here?

Ami: Yoh smells funny. I want a new shaman.

OA: Sorry, I've got me a ghost already ^_^

Ami: who?

OA: *puts arm around YA* My Yami of course!!

Ami: … I don't believe you!

OA: Oh yeah?! UNITY!! *Unites with YA*

OA & YA: We are one!

YA: Oh god. There isn't enough showers in the world that will clean me now T_T

Ami: *shrugs* Very well! I'm off! Merry Easter! *leaves*

YA: *exorcizes from OA* Ick! Ick! UNCLEAN! .

OA: That was fun! ^_^ *takes out papers* Anyhoo, getting down to business I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed. Thanks to Power To The Penguins because that was the best b-day gift ever!… Even if it was for Seto-koi!

Seto: *shoves OA divorce papers* SIGN! NOW!

OA: Oh Koi, you can be so funny sometimes ^_^

Seto: *twitches*

OA: Oh yeah, here. *hands Seto 'Yami-be-Gone'* It's from Yamikitsune2!

Seto: *eyes it curiously, then sprays YA*

YA: O_O *melts* ACK! I'll get you for this Seeeeeeeeto!

Seto: *grins evilly* I like it. It's better then Joey's gift at least.

Everyone else: *nods*

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or any other anime… I don't even own my soul! Stupid tricky devil with his tricky contracts!!

Bakura: On with the Fic!

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~The Waterfront~

Yue: We last left our hero's, Kaiba and Yami at the waterfront of Domino.

Seto: *notices Yue, who's standing behind him* … Who the hell are you?

Yue: *acts surprised* Errr.. I'm the narrator.

Yami: Wait, I've seen you before… on Card Captor Sakura!

Seto: *looks at Yami oddly*

Yami: What? Can't a 3000 year old pharaoh spirit watch a shojo anime once in a while?

Yue: … Yes… well I'll be going now. *runs off*

Seto: *stares at Yue* Weirdo.

Yami: I agree…

Mokuba: BIG BROTHER!!!

Yami and Seto: *look up to see Mokuba flying the helicopter*

Mokuba: *lands so they can get in*

~A little Later, in the air~

Mokuba: *still flying the helicopter* How are we going to find the others?

Seto: Let me handle this Mokuba. *bumps Mokuba out of the drivers seat and fiddles around with buttons*

Mokuba: hey! ¬¬

Seto: I installed a program a while back to track Yami/Yugi's hair from any location. I originally designed it as a sniper program… but I bet we can find Yugi with it!

Yami: ^_^ YAY!

Mokuba: -_-

Seto: Ah-ha! Target locked! It's only a matter of time. *folds arms and waits*

*Awkward silence*

Yami: *coughs*

*More Awkward Silence*

Yami: … so-

Seto: Shut up Yami.

Yami: ¬¬ *turns on radio*

Seto: Don't try me Pharaoh. *turns it off*

Yami: Hmph. *turns it back on* On!

Seto: *turns it off* Off!

Yami: *turns it on* ON!

Seto: *turns it off* OFF!

Yami: Why you… *tackles Seto*

Seto: Gah! *trying to strangle Yami*

Mokuba: Oo' riiiight… *watches the two fight* -_- This is mature.

*Beeping noise*

Yami: *stops fighting* What's that noise?

Seto: *also stops and gets back in the driver's seat* That beeping noise means we've found Yugi! *looks out the window to see the gang walking down the road* there they are!

Computer: Yugi found. Assassination commencing.

Mokuba & Seto: O_O Assassination!?! Uh-oh!

Yami: Weee! Big word! ^___^

Helicopter: *shoots at Yugi*

Yugi: O_O *drops dead*

Yami: *looking at Yugi from the window* Hey look! Yugi's taking a nap!

Seto: @_@ I'm to young and beautiful to be charged with homicide!

Mokuba: You're right. *hands Seto a gun* You'd better make it a Homicide-suicide, just for measure!

Seto: *glares at Mokuba* ¬¬ I thought you used to be the good one.

Mokuba: *shrugs*

~A Little Later, On the Ground~

Ryou: Yugi's dead!! O_O

Everyone: *stares at Yugi… then at Kaiba… then back at Yugi and finally back at Kaiba* You killed him!!

Seto: Look, I forgot about the sniper part of the program was actually functional ok! Jezz! I made a mistake. That's why they put erasers on pencils!!!

Yami: T_T W-What's wrong with Yugi?! Why I-isn't he moving?!

Ryou: *nudges Bakura* I think you should take Yugi's Yami aside and tell him about the big "D word".

Bakura: O_O Why me?!!

Ryou: Because, you're the must sensitive one here! Don't think I haven't seen you cry when you put on you Enya CDs!

Bakura: *claps hand over Ryou's mouth* SHHH! Fine. I'll do it.

Ryou: Good! ^_^

Bakura: *takes Yami away from the group while the others try and figure out what to do with the Yugi's body*

~Once Away From the Group~

Yami: What is it Bakura-kun? Are you going to tell me what's wrong with Yugi?

Bakura: *looks nervous* Err.. You see Yami… sometimes in life… people… kind of… must.. Um. Argh. 'Why do I need to explain this to him anyway? He's already dead for Ra's sake! He should know!!'

Yami: *blinks*

Bakura: What I'm trying to say is… That… um..

Yami: *eyes begin to water* Stop! You don't need to go on! I know what you're going to say!!

Bakura: oo; You do?

Yami: I'm adopted! aren't I?! *sobs uncontrollably*

Bakura: O_O … no.

Yami: *stops* Really?! HOORAY! ^_^ Nothing can ruin the good mood I'm in! Unless of course it was something to do with mortality and my light!

Bakura: *sighs* Why me?

Yami: ^_^ now, what was it you had to tell me Bakura?

Bakura: Yugi's dead Yami.

Yami: … what? Oo; I don't understand…

Bakura: *twitches* You know that thing that happens to people after I stab them?

Yami: …yes….

Bakura: Well, that's what Happened to Yugi!

Yami: T_T Y-You mean… he's not going to wake up?

Bakura: No. He isn't.

Yami: B-but… who will make Eggo Walfuls for me in the morning's now? O__O

Bakura: oo;

Yami: NO! I can't take this! *bursts into tears and runs away*

Everyone else: *walks over to Bakura*

Yami Malik: Smooth move.

Ryou: ¬¬ So much for the sensitive approach.

Joey: Someone should go after him.

Everyone: *turn to where Kaiba would be standing but no one's there*

Seto: *from the helicopter, in the air, looking out the window to yell at them* See-ya suckers! WAHAHAHAHA- ACK! *bird whacks into Seto, knocking him out of the helicopter and onto the ground next to the gang* err.. *sits up rubbing his back*

Everyone else: *stares at him*

Seto: -_- Go talk to Yami right?

Everyone else: *nods*

Seto: *sighs and walks off to find Yami*

~Meanwhile, in a Gas Station Bathroom~

Yami: *sighs* Everything reminds me of Yugi… *looks at himself in the mirror* T_T Oh Yugi.

Seto: *steps in* There you are.

Yami: T_T what are you doing here? Come to tease or put me down?

Seto: -_- I wish. No, I've come to have a sappy moment with you in a sad attempt to cheer you up which will most likely end in awkward hug. So let's just get the hug over with now, shall we?

Yami: oo; Really? A hug?

Seto: *sighs* yes.

Yami: yay! *tries to hug Seto*

Seto: *doges the hug which sends Yami to the ground*

Yami: T_T Hey!

Seto: ¬¬ You honestly thought I was going to hug you? Loser.

Yami: T_T *sniffle*

Seto: Here come the water works. *grabs Yami by the collar of his coat and drags him back to the others*

~Later, With the Others~

Malik: Hey look! Here comes Kaiba.

Seto: *still dragging Yami*

Everyone else: oo; well… at least he brought him back…

Yami: T_T *notices Yugi's body still there* Yugi…

Seto: You guys didn't even both to cover the body?!

Honda: We were kinda… occupied.

Yami Malik: DancyMcDance here thought it would be best to dance a resurrection dance in the middle of the road.

Rishid: *has tire marks all over him* I hurt ever so much. T_T

Yugi: *sits up and yawns*

Everyone else: O___O

Rishid: My dance is a success!!

Yugi: Whoa. I feel like I've been tranquilized… with elephant tranquilizers to be exact.

Yami: *glomps Yugi*

Seto: Oh, that's right! I put tranquilizers in that gun! Not Bullets! ^_^; Heheh….

Everyone else: *glares at him* Kaiba…

~Meanwhile, at Some Remote Location~

New Mysteries Voice: That's it. Laugh it up Kaiba while you and your little friends can because when I'm through with you, you won't be able to laugh at all! MUHAHAHAHA! … Man I'm clever. I should right these things down!

Yue: What is the meaning of this new voice? What happed to the Big Five? What about the axe murderer? Tune in next time to find out!!

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~The Otaku Amanda Rant Corner: Street Addition~

OA: Welcome to the first ever 'Otaku Amanda Rant Corner: Street Addition'!! Today, Inu Yasha and I will go out onto the streets to answer people's questions!! So let's go!

~Question 1~

Inu Yasha: *talking to an old man* So, do you have any questions for the great Otaku Amanda, creator of "Happy uh, Halloween… No Wait! Christmas!'

Old man: Yeah. In your newest chapter, How is Kaiba even able to find Yami?

Inu Yasha: *shocked that he actually reads OA's works*

OA: ^_^ Well, you see. It's like this! HA!! *throws Skittles at the old man, grabs Inu Yasha and runs away*

~Question 2~

Inu Yasha: *talking to young girl* So, do you have any questions for the great Otaku Amanda, creator of "Happy uh, Halloween… No Wait! Christmas!'

Young Girl: yeah! I wanna know, what happened to Mai? She's still with them but she hasn't had a line since she came!

Inu Yasha: *shocked again* O_O What is with you people?!

OA: ^.^ Good question, and there is a very reasonable explanation for that which is -DIE!! *throws M&Ms at the young girl, grabs Inu Yasha and runs away*

~Question 3~

Inu Yasha: *talking to a business man* So, do you have any questions for the great Otaku Amanda, creator of "Happy uh, Halloween… No Wait! Christmas!'

Business man: What the hell are you talking about?!

Inu Yasha: -_- Finally!

OA: ¬¬ Hmph!!! *throws Sour Keys at the Business Man, grabs Inu Yasha and runs away*

~End~

OA: As you can see, we had a great time answering everyone's questions!

Inu Yasha: In case you're wondering why we're only showing 3 questions, OA ran out of candy. ^_^

YA: -_- Bakas.

OA: G'night Everyone! JAAAAAAAAA!