OA: Hello everyone!!! OA's in the hizzle!
YA: I'll give you five dollars never to say that again.
OA: Yay! Five Dollars... American?
YA:... no.
OA: Damn! Anyhoo... GO SEE RETURN OF THE KING DECEMBER 17th!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: oo;
OA: *coughs awkwardly* Yeah. Oh, and to Stephyoh and whoever else might want to send me gifts. (Do it!) My E-mail address is "Mada316@hotmail.com". I wanted to wait until my next update to tell you to make you feel special. DON'T YOU FEEL SPECIAL NOW!? No? How about I say your name for a while?
Stephyoh!
Stephyoh!
Stephyoh!
Stephyoh!
Stephyoh!
Stephyoh!
Stephyoh!
Stephyoh!
Stephyoh!
Stephyoh!
Stephyoh!
Ok, I'm getting tired. *Sits down*
YA: Don't ask about the weird address. Just grove with it people.
OA: Axe-Murderer will be finally revealed next chapter. For real this time! I promise!
YA: as long as you don't forget who it is again.
OA: No worries. I wrote it on Seto-koi's head to remember!
Seto: OO; YOU DID WHAT?! *Looks in the mirror to see writing all over his face* I'LL KILL YOU!! *Shooting OA with a gun*
OA: *dodging* Oi! At least he's giving me some attention!!!
YA: -_-; Sad.
OA: I'll be doing the whole Christmas thing next chapter also. It'll be out before Christmas at least...
Seto: *tackles OA* DIIIIE!
OA: ACK!
YA: Contain yourself Kaiba-boy!
Seto: *choking OA* DIEEEEEEE!!
OA: I... love... you... too!
Seto: I HATE YOU SO MUCH!! DIE! WHY WON'T YOU DIE?! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
OA: T.T... *Starts crying*
Seto: My work here is done. *Let's go of OA*
YA: ¬¬ *glares at Seto*
Seto: *smirks and leaves*
OA: *sulks* Meanie.
Mokuba: *tackles OA* SETO'S NOT MEAN!
OA: Ack! Not again! X_X
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! but I did own Kazuki Takahashi for a brief but memorial time while he was locked in my basement.
Bakura: ON WITH THE FICTION!
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~The Streets of Domino, on the Side Walk~
Everyone but Yugi: *sitting down on the sidewalk*
Yugi: *writing on a huge chalkboard* ok, I think we should make a list of our enemies.
Everyone else: *agrees*
Bakura: *raises hand* Question: why are sitting on the sidewalk?
Yami Malik: To annoy people and make them walk around us of course! ^_^
Bakura: --;
Yugi: *writing* ok, we have: The Axe-Murderer, Téa, and Anzu-
Malik: Err; Téa and Anzu are the same person Yugi.
Yugi: oo; wait a minute... I sent a... ON NO!!!!
~Meanwhile, at the Post Office~
Téa: *reading through her mail* Hey, a Christmas card from Yugi! How thoughtful.
Card: Merry Christmas Téa!
Téa: awww... hey... another card! *Reads it too*
Card: Merry Christmas Anzu!
Téa: oo; riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....
~Back with the Gang~
Yugi: T_T I feel so embarrassed
Everyone else: Oo;
Yugi: Anyway! We have: The Axe-Murderer, Téa, Who ever hired Téa....
Seto: To be fair, the Axe-murderer could have hired Téa himself.
Mai: *throws shoe at Kaiba* WHO SAYS IT'S A HIM!?
Everyone else: *looks at Mai*
Mai: oo; heheh....
Yugi: *coughs awkwardly* Yes... and we also have a new mysterious voice.
OA: Oo; *runs in* NO NO NO! You haven't met the mysterious voice yet! Thus, you don't know he exists!!!
Everyone else: Oh... but he was in the last chapter!
OA: -_- Yes, but you all didn't meet her/him!
Everyone else: Oo; oooooooooooh...
OA: *mutters something and walks away* idiots.
Yugi: er, ok... so a recap is we have: The Axe-Murderer, Téa and that's I-
Bakura: AND THE SQUIRRELS!!
Everyone but Bakura: O.O
Bakura: I see them... plotting they're evil plans... they don't think I know... but I have proof! *Hold up paper that says "Squirrel's plan for world domination"*
Ryou: ¬¬ that looks like your hand writing Yami...
Bakura: Don't be ridiculous! I had to risk my life for this hard evidence!!
Everyone else: Yeah -_- sure.
Bakura: IT'S TRUE! I WAS SET UP!! *Rock hits him and he passes out* ughn X_X
Everyone: oo;
Yugi: *picks up the rock that hit Bakura* Hey, it has something wrote on it.
Rock: The Answer you seek will be revealed at domino Park. Midnight.
Everyone: *gasps* tonight! We will finally get answers!!!
Yami: YAY!
Bakura X_X pain...
~11:00 PM. Domino Park~
Seto: Wow. OA didn't even waste time showing how we got drunk off our rockers while waiting.
Mokuba: heheh ^___^ *hick*
Seto: You only had apple juice. Quit faking.
Mokuba: You're so mean nii-sama. T_T
Seto: or maybe, I'm so nice... I appear mean. Hmmm... *Ponders*
Mokuba: Oo; err...
Bakura: *has an ice pack on his forehead* ow....
Ryou: Maybe you should go to the hospital...
Bakura: Nay. I'll be fine; it's just a concussion! But... if I start to dose off, wake me or I'll go into a coma.
Ryou: what about all that blood?
Bakura: What blo- *notices blood squirting from his head* O_O GAHHHHHH!!! *Faints*
Ryou: ... I wonder if this counts as falling asleep....
Everyone else: *shrugs*
Joey: *looks at his watch* we still have an hour.
Everyone: hmmmm...
Yami: Pogs anyone?
Everyone else: -_-
Honda: *is a robot monkey* *makes monkey noises*
Yami: hey... was Honda always a Robot monkey?
Yami Malik: Yes.
Yami: Bu-
Yami Malik: I said YES already!
Yami: ...ok. Oo;
Honda: *climbs up a tree*
Yami: No! Honda! It's dangerous up there!!! *Climbs up after him*
Rest: -_- *betting amongst themselves how long it will take Yami to get stuck*
~3 minutes and 57 seconds later~
Yami: um... guys... I think I'm stuck in the tree.
Ryou: WAHOO! I WIN! *Grabs the money* Fork it over boys!
Malik: UNGH! *Points at Yami* you couldn't wait 3 bloody seconds to say that, could you?!
Yami: *sniffle* I'm afraid of heights...
Yugi: Ok Yami! We're sending Kaiba up to get you!
Seto: WHAT?! Why me?!
Yugi: Because you have the most probability of a hilarious outcome Kaiba-kun!
Seto: Fine. -_- *Climbs up the tree and sits on the same branch Yami is sitting* Come on. Let's go.
Yami: ^_^ Yay! KAIBA-KUN, MY FRIEND, IS HERE TO KEEP ME COMPANY! YAY!
Seto: Er, yeah... so... let's go.
Yami: HUG FIRST!
Seto: ...no.
Yami: C'MERE! *Tries to hug Seto*
Seto: *moves out of the way, loses balance and falls out of the tree* GAH!
Joey: I think I'll stretch my arms out! Nothing like good arm stretching excise to get the blood moving* catches Kaiba*
Seto and Joey: *stare at each other* Oo;
Joey: Ick! Kaiba germs! *Drops Kaiba*
Seto: Uoof!
Yugi: *giggles* I told you it would be funny!
Seto: Pain.... @_@
Yami: Guuuuuuuuuuys... T_T
Honda: *monkey noises*
Branch: *crack*
Yami: OO; Uh-oh... *falls*
Seto: *starts to get up*
Yami and Robot Monkey Honda: *falls on Kaiba*
Seto: Ungh... X_X
Yami: oo; Sorry Kaiba-kun.
Seto: My life is a joke. T_T
Bakura: Um... guys. Has anyone realised that it's 12:23?
Everyone else: Oo; oh?
Yugi: Shouldn't we have met with the mysterious person already?
Mysterious Person: *comes running towards them* WAIT! WAIT! DON'T LEAVE!!! *Comes into the light*
Everyone: *gasps* It's.... NOA!
((OA: There's been many ways of spelling Noa's name that I've seen. I'm going to go with Noa... because it's awesome! I mean, a name with only 3 letters? THAT'S CRAZY!!!))
Noa: Yes! It is I! I would have been here earlier... only I missed my bus.
Seto: *snorts* Public transportation? Loser.
Noa: Quiet you! *Clears throat* I suppose you're all wondering why I've brought you here...
Bakura: actually, we assume you're business is with Kaiba-boy. So take him and we'll be on our way!
Noa: ... err, actually. I need to talk with YOU Bakura. It's a matter of URGENCY! The WORLD is at STAKE!
Bakura: ¬¬ Do you have to keep emphasising words like that?
Noa: No, not really. It just makes me feel like a big man.
Bakura: oh, very well then. ^_^
Everyone besides Bakura and Noa: -_-; *sweatdrops*
Noa: *takes motorcycle out of nowhere* QUICK! Get on!
Bakura: Hmmmm... A strange green-haired boy wearing short-shorts is offering me a ride on his motorcycle.... OK! *Gets on*
Ryou: Yami! You can't do this!
Noa: *rides off*
Bakura: Too late! *Waves goodbye with one arm* REMEMBER TO FEED MY GOLDFISH!!!
Ryou: YAAAAMIIIIII! NOOOOO! *Watches as the motorcycle fades into the distance*
Everyone else: Oo; O.....k... that was just odd.
Ryou: T_T awww.
Yue: What does Noa want with Bakura? Tune in next time to find out!
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~The Otaku Amanda Rant Corner~
OA: *sulks* Apparently, every since I now have Tri-colored hair (Brown, purple and pink), like Yugi's, I'm not allowed in some of my friends houses! Feh.
YA: To be fair, you we walking the thin line anyway. What with your tarot card reading, yelling "Man Flesh! I must feed on man flesh!" and baby eating comments.
OA: -_- People can't take a joke. People act like it's taboo to joke about eating baby.
YA: *shrugs* Oh well. You're anti-social anyway. How often would you have gone to their houses anyway?
OA: ... at least once.
YA: See!
OA: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
YA: *blinks* Oo; Do you realise.... that you you're actually ranting?
OA: oo; whoa.
YA: *pokes* No! Don't stop! We had a good rhyme going there!
OA: O-Oh! Right.... um. Let's see.... I can't think of anything.
YA: *anime faint* BAKA!
OA: ^.^; sorry. *Calls in King Théoden* Since RotK comes on the 17th; I thought I should have a LotR guest.
King Théoden: WHO WANTS TO SEE ME STICK A SPOON ON MY NOSE!
OA: OH! OH! ME!!!
King Théoden: *breathes on a spoon and sticks it on his nose* TADA!
OA: O.O You sir... are a GOD!
King Théoden: ^_^ I know!
YA: *anime faints again* Oh Ra...
OA: That's all the time we have for today faithful reviewers! Make me the happiest girl in the whole entire world and press that little green button!
YA: ... It's purple.
OA: ... PURPLE BUTTON! YEAH! JAAAAAAAAA!
