OA: Hello everyone!!! OA's in the hizzle!

YA: I'll give you five dollars never to say that again.

OA: Yay! Five Dollars... American?

YA:... no.

OA: Damn! Anyhoo... GO SEE RETURN OF THE KING DECEMBER 17th!!!!!!!!!

Everyone else: oo;

OA: *coughs awkwardly* Yeah. Oh, and to Stephyoh and whoever else might want to send me gifts. (Do it!) My E-mail address is "Mada316@hotmail.com". I wanted to wait until my next update to tell you to make you feel special. DON'T YOU FEEL SPECIAL NOW!? No? How about I say your name for a while?

Stephyoh!

Stephyoh!

Stephyoh!

Stephyoh!

Stephyoh!

Stephyoh!

Stephyoh!

Stephyoh!

Stephyoh!

Stephyoh!

Stephyoh!

Ok, I'm getting tired. *Sits down*

YA: Don't ask about the weird address. Just grove with it people.

OA: Axe-Murderer will be finally revealed next chapter. For real this time! I promise!

YA: as long as you don't forget who it is again.

OA: No worries. I wrote it on Seto-koi's head to remember!

Seto: OO; YOU DID WHAT?! *Looks in the mirror to see writing all over his face* I'LL KILL YOU!! *Shooting OA with a gun*

OA: *dodging* Oi! At least he's giving me some attention!!!

YA: -_-; Sad.

OA: I'll be doing the whole Christmas thing next chapter also. It'll be out before Christmas at least...

Seto: *tackles OA* DIIIIE!

OA: ACK!

YA: Contain yourself Kaiba-boy!

Seto: *choking OA* DIEEEEEEE!!

OA: I... love... you... too!

Seto: I HATE YOU SO MUCH!! DIE! WHY WON'T YOU DIE?! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!

OA: T.T... *Starts crying*

Seto: My work here is done. *Let's go of OA*

YA: ¬¬ *glares at Seto*

Seto: *smirks and leaves*

OA: *sulks* Meanie.

Mokuba: *tackles OA* SETO'S NOT MEAN!

OA: Ack! Not again! X_X

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! but I did own Kazuki Takahashi for a brief but memorial time while he was locked in my basement.

Bakura: ON WITH THE FICTION!

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~The Streets of Domino, on the Side Walk~

Everyone but Yugi: *sitting down on the sidewalk*

Yugi: *writing on a huge chalkboard* ok, I think we should make a list of our enemies.

Everyone else: *agrees*

Bakura: *raises hand* Question: why are sitting on the sidewalk?

Yami Malik: To annoy people and make them walk around us of course! ^_^

Bakura: --;

Yugi: *writing* ok, we have: The Axe-Murderer, Téa, and Anzu-

Malik: Err; Téa and Anzu are the same person Yugi.

Yugi: oo; wait a minute... I sent a... ON NO!!!!

~Meanwhile, at the Post Office~

Téa: *reading through her mail* Hey, a Christmas card from Yugi! How thoughtful.

Card: Merry Christmas Téa!

Téa: awww... hey... another card! *Reads it too*

Card: Merry Christmas Anzu!

Téa: oo; riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....

~Back with the Gang~

Yugi: T_T I feel so embarrassed

Everyone else: Oo;

Yugi: Anyway! We have: The Axe-Murderer, Téa, Who ever hired Téa....

Seto: To be fair, the Axe-murderer could have hired Téa himself.

Mai: *throws shoe at Kaiba* WHO SAYS IT'S A HIM!?

Everyone else: *looks at Mai*

Mai: oo; heheh....

Yugi: *coughs awkwardly* Yes... and we also have a new mysterious voice.

OA: Oo; *runs in* NO NO NO! You haven't met the mysterious voice yet! Thus, you don't know he exists!!!

Everyone else: Oh... but he was in the last chapter!

OA: -_- Yes, but you all didn't meet her/him!

Everyone else: Oo; oooooooooooh...

OA: *mutters something and walks away* idiots.

Yugi: er, ok... so a recap is we have: The Axe-Murderer, Téa and that's I-

Bakura: AND THE SQUIRRELS!!

Everyone but Bakura: O.O

Bakura: I see them... plotting they're evil plans... they don't think I know... but I have proof! *Hold up paper that says "Squirrel's plan for world domination"*

Ryou: ¬¬ that looks like your hand writing Yami...

Bakura: Don't be ridiculous! I had to risk my life for this hard evidence!!

Everyone else: Yeah -_- sure.

Bakura: IT'S TRUE! I WAS SET UP!! *Rock hits him and he passes out* ughn X_X

Everyone: oo;

Yugi: *picks up the rock that hit Bakura* Hey, it has something wrote on it.

Rock: The Answer you seek will be revealed at domino Park. Midnight.

Everyone: *gasps* tonight! We will finally get answers!!!

Yami: YAY!

Bakura X_X pain...

~11:00 PM. Domino Park~

Seto: Wow. OA didn't even waste time showing how we got drunk off our rockers while waiting.

Mokuba: heheh ^___^ *hick*

Seto: You only had apple juice. Quit faking.

Mokuba: You're so mean nii-sama. T_T

Seto: or maybe, I'm so nice... I appear mean. Hmmm... *Ponders*

Mokuba: Oo; err...

Bakura: *has an ice pack on his forehead* ow....

Ryou: Maybe you should go to the hospital...

Bakura: Nay. I'll be fine; it's just a concussion! But... if I start to dose off, wake me or I'll go into a coma.

Ryou: what about all that blood?

Bakura: What blo- *notices blood squirting from his head* O_O GAHHHHHH!!! *Faints*

Ryou: ... I wonder if this counts as falling asleep....

Everyone else: *shrugs*

Joey: *looks at his watch* we still have an hour.

Everyone: hmmmm...

Yami: Pogs anyone?

Everyone else: -_-

Honda: *is a robot monkey* *makes monkey noises*

Yami: hey... was Honda always a Robot monkey?

Yami Malik: Yes.

Yami: Bu-

Yami Malik: I said YES already!

Yami: ...ok. Oo;

Honda: *climbs up a tree*

Yami: No! Honda! It's dangerous up there!!! *Climbs up after him*

Rest: -_- *betting amongst themselves how long it will take Yami to get stuck*

~3 minutes and 57 seconds later~

Yami: um... guys... I think I'm stuck in the tree.

Ryou: WAHOO! I WIN! *Grabs the money* Fork it over boys!

Malik: UNGH! *Points at Yami* you couldn't wait 3 bloody seconds to say that, could you?!

Yami: *sniffle* I'm afraid of heights...

Yugi: Ok Yami! We're sending Kaiba up to get you!

Seto: WHAT?! Why me?!

Yugi: Because you have the most probability of a hilarious outcome Kaiba-kun!

Seto: Fine. -_- *Climbs up the tree and sits on the same branch Yami is sitting* Come on. Let's go.

Yami: ^_^ Yay! KAIBA-KUN, MY FRIEND, IS HERE TO KEEP ME COMPANY! YAY!

Seto: Er, yeah... so... let's go.

Yami: HUG FIRST!

Seto: ...no.

Yami: C'MERE! *Tries to hug Seto*

Seto: *moves out of the way, loses balance and falls out of the tree* GAH!

Joey: I think I'll stretch my arms out! Nothing like good arm stretching excise to get the blood moving* catches Kaiba*

Seto and Joey: *stare at each other* Oo;

Joey: Ick! Kaiba germs! *Drops Kaiba*

Seto: Uoof!

Yugi: *giggles* I told you it would be funny!

Seto: Pain.... @_@

Yami: Guuuuuuuuuuys... T_T

Honda: *monkey noises*

Branch: *crack*

Yami: OO; Uh-oh... *falls*

Seto: *starts to get up*

Yami and Robot Monkey Honda: *falls on Kaiba*

Seto: Ungh... X_X

Yami: oo; Sorry Kaiba-kun.

Seto: My life is a joke. T_T

Bakura: Um... guys. Has anyone realised that it's 12:23?

Everyone else: Oo; oh?

Yugi: Shouldn't we have met with the mysterious person already?

Mysterious Person: *comes running towards them* WAIT! WAIT! DON'T LEAVE!!! *Comes into the light*

Everyone: *gasps* It's.... NOA!

((OA: There's been many ways of spelling Noa's name that I've seen. I'm going to go with Noa... because it's awesome! I mean, a name with only 3 letters? THAT'S CRAZY!!!))

Noa: Yes! It is I! I would have been here earlier... only I missed my bus.

Seto: *snorts* Public transportation? Loser.

Noa: Quiet you! *Clears throat* I suppose you're all wondering why I've brought you here...

Bakura: actually, we assume you're business is with Kaiba-boy. So take him and we'll be on our way!

Noa: ... err, actually. I need to talk with YOU Bakura. It's a matter of URGENCY! The WORLD is at STAKE!

Bakura: ¬¬ Do you have to keep emphasising words like that?

Noa: No, not really. It just makes me feel like a big man.

Bakura: oh, very well then. ^_^

Everyone besides Bakura and Noa: -_-; *sweatdrops*

Noa: *takes motorcycle out of nowhere* QUICK! Get on!

Bakura: Hmmmm... A strange green-haired boy wearing short-shorts is offering me a ride on his motorcycle.... OK! *Gets on*

Ryou: Yami! You can't do this!

Noa: *rides off*

Bakura: Too late! *Waves goodbye with one arm* REMEMBER TO FEED MY GOLDFISH!!!

Ryou: YAAAAMIIIIII! NOOOOO! *Watches as the motorcycle fades into the distance*

Everyone else: Oo; O.....k... that was just odd.

Ryou: T_T awww.

Yue: What does Noa want with Bakura? Tune in next time to find out!

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~The Otaku Amanda Rant Corner~

OA: *sulks* Apparently, every since I now have Tri-colored hair (Brown, purple and pink), like Yugi's, I'm not allowed in some of my friends houses! Feh.

YA: To be fair, you we walking the thin line anyway. What with your tarot card reading, yelling "Man Flesh! I must feed on man flesh!" and baby eating comments.

OA: -_- People can't take a joke. People act like it's taboo to joke about eating baby.

YA: *shrugs* Oh well. You're anti-social anyway. How often would you have gone to their houses anyway?

OA: ... at least once.

YA: See!

OA: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

YA: *blinks* Oo; Do you realise.... that you you're actually ranting?

OA: oo; whoa.

YA: *pokes* No! Don't stop! We had a good rhyme going there!

OA: O-Oh! Right.... um. Let's see.... I can't think of anything.

YA: *anime faint* BAKA!

OA: ^.^; sorry. *Calls in King Théoden* Since RotK comes on the 17th; I thought I should have a LotR guest.

King Théoden: WHO WANTS TO SEE ME STICK A SPOON ON MY NOSE!

OA: OH! OH! ME!!!

King Théoden: *breathes on a spoon and sticks it on his nose* TADA!

OA: O.O You sir... are a GOD!

King Théoden: ^_^ I know!

YA: *anime faints again* Oh Ra...

OA: That's all the time we have for today faithful reviewers! Make me the happiest girl in the whole entire world and press that little green button!

YA: ... It's purple.

OA: ... PURPLE BUTTON! YEAH! JAAAAAAAAA!