OA: Hello faithful reviewers. It is I Otaku Amanda! You may have thought I was dead but no! I escaped the bomb just in time thanks to my home-made bomb shelter!
Shelter: *is pretty much a tarp held up with two chairs*
YA: I can't believe that actually saved us. -_-
OA: Yes. You see, Fan Fiction suspended my account temporally and deleted my stories…
YA: Because they're not… exactly in story format.
OA: But they just wouldn't work as well the other way anyway.
YA: *stares at YA*
OA: Anyway, we've been keeping ourselves sane by playing Lord of the Rings Monopoly and doing mid-terms.
YA: Joy.
OA: But today! We resurface! Today we start again!
YA: Ack. Overload of metaphors.
OA: T_T All my reviews! GONE! *cries* Why didn't I back them up?! I should have backed them up!!
YA: Just be thankful you backed up your stories.
OA: *latches onto Seto* Oh Seto-koi! All we have is each other!!
Seto: ¬¬ Why don't you go… over there. *points to other side of tarp*
OA: If at anytime my stories are deleted again or even my account, you can contact me at Mada316@hotmail.com to ask a question, complain, yell at me, offer support, maybe a joke… or poem or something? I don't know, I just love to hear from everyone. ^_^
Bakura: On with the Fic!!
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Yue: Last time, on TDFH Noa showed up and recruited Bakura for a matter of URGENCY because the WORLD was at STAKE!
YA: Quit that…
Yue: T_T
Bakura and Noa: *enter abandon warehouse*
Warehouse: *is dark and scary inside so all you can see is they're eyes*
Bakura: I'm starting to think this wasn't such a good idea to agree to ride with a stranger into an abandoned area.
Noa: This way.
Bakura: Which way? It's too dark to see anyth- oof! *thud
Noa: … What happened?
Bakura: Ow… I think I fell on my knife… T_T
Noa: -.- Bakura… we don't have time for this!
Bakura: Well SORRY that I'm bleeding to death!
Noa: *finds light switch and turns it on*
Bakura: *sitting in a pool of motor oil*
Noa: … You're not bleeding to death. It's motor oil.
Bakura: Does.. This mean… I'M A ROBOT?!
Noa: -- You are not a robot.
Bakura:… Are you sure?
Noa: I am positive.
Bakura: Well… that's a relief. ^^
Noa: *clears throat* Follow me Bakura.
Both: *walk into the next room*
Next Room: *full of computers with unnecessary people typing at them*
Bakura: O.O What is this place?
Noa: *turns to look at the big main computer* If I could turn you attention to the main computer.
Main computer: *shows maps and things that aren't really of much importance, just look cool*
Noa: Over a year go we received reports of terrorists activity in Domino Japan. While undetected by most, you seem to be the only one who noticed and infiltrated their base to acquire their secrets. I know what you are thinking and you are partly correct. That organization consists of Squirrels.
Bakura: I KNEW IT! *holds up crayon written document*
Noa: Oo; What's that?
Bakura: It's the squirrel's plan for world domination!!
Noa: … No… that's just paper with green crayon on it…
Bakura: ….oh.
Noa: *coughs awkwardly and turns back to the screen* As I was saying, the Squirrels are building a dooms day device. Since you have the most experience with these creatures, we want you to infiltrate their base again and become a mole. This mission is extremely dangerous. I would understand if you wish to not participate. Already you have been terrorized by a squirrel assassin your have dubbed "The Axe Murderer". Thankfully, we have apprehended this criminal so he will bring you no more harm….Oi! Are you listening?!
Bakura: *in the process of shoving a laptop under his shirt* WHAT COMPUTER!? HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME!
Noa: -_- If you do this mission. We'll give you the laptop.
Bakura. Deal! *shakes hands with Noa then turns away* Sucker… eheheheh….
Noa: What was that?
Bakura: Nothing!!
Noa: Come. Your fiends will be arriving shortly. Let me show you what gear you'll be using.
Bakura: Awesome!
~A Little Later~
Everyone else: *arrives at the abandoned warehouse*
Yugi: ^_^ Wasn't that nice of Noa to get his lackys to give us rides?
Ryou: *picks computer tower and swings it around* Alright! Where's my Yami! Don't make me use this!!!
Noa: *walks into the room* Welcome Guests to my- Oi! *doges computer tower thrown by Ryou*
Ryou: WHERE'S BAKURA?!
Noa: … *calls over one of his lackys, whisper's in his ear and points to Ryou*
Lacky: *gives Ryou a needle*
Ryou: Oi! What The He- …. ^________________________________^ heh.
Noa: I assure you all. I mean you no harm. For you see…
Yue: And Noa proceeded to tell everyone all that he had told Bakura.
Noa: *finishes*
Everyone else: .____.
Bakura: *comes in* When you said gear… I thought you meant something cool like watches with laser beams or something… *is wearing a squirrel costume*
Everyone else but Noa: O.O….. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bakura: -__-'
Noa: Good! The outfit fits you perfectly.
Bakura: Urge to stab… rising…
Noa: *pushes Bakura out the door* Now off you go to serve your country!
Bakura: -_- What country would that be?
Noa: … Japan?
Bakura: I'm Egyptian you git.
Noa: Right… Now, as for the rest of you, we have a place to stay so we can protect you form future terrorist attacks. You have to wear disguise as to not be recognized. But before we get to that, I'm sure you are all dying to see your Axe Murderer is.
Seto: … Is it you?
Noa: No.
Seto: Are you sure?
Noa: Yes.
Seto: … I'm watching you… ¬¬
Noa: -_-
~The Jail~
Guard: *watching TV, in the jail cell*
Noa: *stares at the guard* … ahem.
Guard: Oh! Noa sir! *comes to the door but the door is locked*
Noa: Guard… what are you doing in there? Oo;
Guard: Heh. ^_^ Funny story. You see, The prisoner beat me up and put me in here. Hmm… not really funny now that I think about it… just ironic!
Noa: You buffoon! Now the axe-murder will surly try to seek revenge.
Guard:… What's a buffoon?
Rest: *come in* sooooo… where is he?
Noa: He's escaped.
Rest: *gasps* O_O
Noa: Indeed… but have no fear. He would only return to his squirrel home base.
Seto: So… he is a squirrel, right?
Noa: Hai. The most skilled assassin of his height division.
Yami: I don't know, Yami's pretty good too! ZING!!!
Yugi: -_-
Yami: ^^ It's a joke about your height! Because you're short! Like a squirrel! Get it? Huh? … Get it?
Yugi: I get it already!!
Yami: *snickers*
Noa: *stares dramatically out a window* He's the whole reason I get into this line of work of of protecting the world from the evil originations of squirrels. After all he killed my father.
Rest: *gasps*
Seto: No he didn't! I d- errr… *realises what he was saying and shuts up* O_O
Noa: … What was that?
Seto: … NOTHING!! O_O
Noa: … Very well…. Anyway.. We should get you all to your new jobs.
~KFC~
Everyone: *wearing the uniforms and those goofy glasses with the fake noses attached to them*
Seto: -_- Noa's "Disguise" sure is high-tec.
Yami: T_T NOOOO! MY CHICKEN FRIENDS!!! *sobs*
Rest: -_- At least Bakura's more miserable then us.
~Meanwhile, at the Entrance to the Squirrel Headquarters~
Bakura: …. *stares down at the squirrels guarding the door* ¬¬ I'm a squirrel. Let me in.
Squirrel guards: *lets him in*
Bakura: This'll be easier then I thought! ^___^
~2 Days Later, At Noa's Organization~
Noa: *listening to Bakura via Walky-Talky*
Bakura: Think the squirrels are beginning to get suspicious. Can't eat other freaking nut. Have begun to eat own tail to keep strength up. Found underground resistance of squirrels and am working with them to find information on the dooms day device. Over.
Noa: Roger that Bakura. Good work. You are a hero to all your people. Over and out.
~Meanwhile, at Chucky Cheese~
Bakura: *turns off Walky Talky* Sucker…. ^^ *goes to play Air Hockey*
Yue: *gasps* Bakura's not doing what he's suppose to! Does this mean the dooms day deice shall go unspied?! Tune in next time to find out!!
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~The Otaku Amanda Rant NOT RANT Corner~
OA: Hullo everyone. You may have noticed that we have changed the name of this section to "The Otaku Amanda NOT RANT Corner". This is to please the good people at Ff.net.
YA: … You've sold you soul.
OA: T_T I feel unclean. This isn't fair.
Legolas: *nods bitterly*
OA: *reading the riles* Hey, you know Author Note's aren't even aloud?
YA: Well… you don't have a problem… You write Authoress Notes!
OA: Hey! You're right! ^_^ Then everything's ok!
Seto: *anime faint* Baka!
OA: The other stories will be reposted as soon as I revise them all. *sighs* -___- This is so despressing.
YA: *breathes on spoon and stick it on Noa's nose* Eh? ^^
OA: …. *snickers* Or. I feel better.
YA: -_- It's not hard.
OA: Anyhoo! Until next time reviewers! Jaa!
