(Once again, we see the text below on the movie screen and we hear it being read)

Narrator: Dearest Viewer, You'd think we'd learn our lesson from the amperage of complaints and obscene gestures we have obtained from angry people after showing Fellowship of the Movie. But we didn't. We have made fun of many things in this movie-too many to put down in writing for you to see. So if you find something offensive in this movie, and you wish to sue us, please reconsider with the fact that you are given a great apology. Or, if you are unsatisfied with that, send us money and we will send you a coupon for frozen yogurt at Baskin Robbins (Note: The more money you send, the bigger the value of the coupon). We hope we have made everything better and patched up old wounds. Do not sue. (Brief pause) Once again, if you have taken anything that was said seriously, you are obviously very retarded. If you didn't get it before-you'll probably never get it. Please-for the love of all things sacred and holy-get a helmet! Wal Mart has some really cheap ones that you can buy with your own money. Enjoy the movie.

Scene One

(We hear the Narrator speak again in a misty, far-off voice)

Narrator: You thought it was over-you thought we would end it right there- you thought we'd have the dignity to not continue this movie.but you were wrong.

(We see the title: Lord of the Movie on the screen. Then, it fades out and we see the mountains of Moria. They are capped with snow, and the sun lightly touches them. After a few seconds, we hear Kendalf shouting in the mountains-we are going back to the time when the company last saw him fighting the Balrog. As we hear his shouting, we still look at the mountains)

Voice of Kendalf: (Angrily) You shall not pass!

Voice of Lizzo Baggins: (In a petrified shout) KENDALF!

(There is a small rumble over the mountains before we hear Kendalf speak again)

Voice of Kendalf: (Angrily) I am servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of flame of Anor!

(We suddenly see Mountain Climber#1&2 trekking along the mountains. When they hear the rumbles and shouts proceeding inside, they look at one another)

Mountain Climber#1: (In an annoyed tone) Somebody's fighting the Balrog again! Dang it! That's the fifth time this week!

Mountain Climber#2: (Rolling his eyes) I keep tellin' them that they outta let animal control take care of it, but do they listen? Nooo! (The camera then closes in upon the mountains, and we see Kendalf standing before the Balrog on the bridge of Khazad-dûm. The company is behind him, on the other side of the bridge, watching with fear upon their faces. Kendalf has his staff raised as the Balrog cracks the whip to the side and we hear the chorus of Rawhide played. We see Lizzo Baggins shout angrily at Kendalf)

Lizzo Baggins: (Angrily) KENDALF! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE, RIGHT NOW! GET- !

(Lizzo Baggins stops shouting, as Kendalf's staff grows very bright as he speaks to the Balrog)

Kendalf: (Shouting as the Balrog raises its whip to strike him) The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun!

(The Balrog brings the whip down upon the wizard, and sparks fly as it bounces off the shield around Kendalf. We see Lizzo Baggins watching in pure horror as Kendalf shouts angrily at the Balrog)

Kendalf: (Angrily) Go back to the shadow, you piece of crap! You shall not pass!

(The Balrog lets out a hideous shriek as it comes towards Kendalf)

Kendalf: (Camera closes in on his face as he raises his staff, shouting) YOU-SHALL-NOT-PASS!

(Kendalf brings the staff down, and the bridge in front of him cracks, causing the Balrog to look down in confusion. Then, the bridge gives way, causing the Balrog to fall into the darkness. Then, we see Jimagorn look at Mikomir in shock)

Jimagorn: (In a shaky voice) Now-that was pretty cool!

(Kendalf looks off the edge of the bridge after the Balrog. With a faint smirk upon his face, he turns to join the company. But the Balrog flicks his whip upward, causing it to wrap around Kendalf's ankles. With a small shout, he is dragged to the edge of the bridge, which he clutches for life. We see Lizzo Baggins start to run towards Kendalf, but Mikomir holds her back)

Mikomir: (In a stern tone) You want to get yourself killed?

Lizzo Baggins: (Struggling against the big man's grip) Let me help him! HELP HIM!

Mikomir: (Tightening his grasp about the hobbit) There's nothing else we can do for him!

Lizzo Baggins: (Still struggling, and hysterical as she shouts to the wizard) KENDALF!

(We see Kendalf struggling to keep hold of the bridge, but it is in vain. He looks towards Lizzo Baggins, who has tears leaking out of her eyes as she struggles to reach him. Kendalf, knowing he cannot hold on for long, has a strange smile play upon his face as he speaks)

Kendalf: (In a last effort from the thing that pulls him away) Fly-you fools!

Lizzo Baggins: (Struggling as her face works into a look of horror and disbelief as she shouts) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(We see Kendalf let go of the bridge, and we see him fall into the darkness below. Normally, we would look upon the company, but instead, we follow Kendalf's fall into the darkness. As he falls, he reaches to grasp his sword, but he accidentally clasps it blade first and gives a great shout of pain. But, determined to finish off the Balrog, he continues to fall. But it's taking a long time to catch up to the huge creature; so long, in fact, that it causes Kendalf to give a great annoyed sigh and look at his watch. Finally, the Balrog is within range, and Kendalf begins to viciously fight the hideous creature. Fire and smoke whip about him as he plunges his sword countless times into the Balrog, each time seeming more useless than the next)

Kendalf: (Angrily as he fights) WHY-WON'T-YOU-DIE?

(We see them continue their fights, then they fall out of sight for a minute, and we suddenly see the two actually falling casually while having a nice cup of tea; below the screen, we see the text: "Fifteen Minutes Later" pop up. Then, as Kendalf passes the Balrog the sugar cubes, he sees that the camera is rolling)

Kendalf: (Hitting himself on the head) Oh right! Sorry!

(And with a mighty cry-right after taking another sip of tea-Kendalf throws the teacup aside and begins to fight with the Balrog again. The fighting is quite vicious, the fire licking the wizard's skin and robes. But Kendalf proceeds to fight with great strength, determined to destroy the hideous Balrog. Then, we get into an overhead view of them falling, their shouts growing fainter and fainter as they go. Then, we see Lizzo Baggins' eyes snap open as she sits bolt upright. In the background, we see the rocky area of Emyn Muil. Kram Gamgee is snoozing beside her peacefully)

Lizzo Baggins: (Frightened) Kendalf!

(Lizzo Baggins looks about, breathing in and out with fright. Kram Gamgee comes awake immediately, sitting upright immediately, and grasping a frying pan as a weapon)

Kram Gamgee: (In a worried tone) What is it Miss Lizzo? Is someone trying to kill you?

(Lizzo Baggins looks around for a moment, realizing that it was all just a dream-a dream that seemed so real)

Lizzo Baggins: (In a small voice, not even looking at Kram Gamgee) No-it was nothing.

Kram Gamgee: (Frustrated) You woke me up for that? Do me a favor and wake me up when you're-oh I don't know-in trouble!

Lizzo Baggins: (Turning to Kram Gamgee) I'm sorry, Kram, but I-(Sees the frying pan her friend is holding and scolds) A frying pan? You were planning on defending us with a frying pan?

Kram Gamgee: (Defensively) Hey! It was the only thing within reaching distance! And I'll have you know that this is a rather nice frying pan! Chef's choice! (Puts the frying pan down next to her) Well, if you weren't getting attacked, what made you shout out?

Lizzo Baggins: (After thinking for a moment) Nothing-it was nothing.

(Kram Gamgee pulls her blanket about her, mumbling about wasted time, and rolls over to fall asleep again. Lizzo Baggins lies down as well, and pulls her blanket about her-but her eyes remain open and it is apparent that she has no real intention of falling asleep anytime soon. Then, we see her nose wrinkle slightly as she sniffs the air)

Lizzo Baggins: (Sounding disgusted and angry) Well, now there's something wrong! Kram, you farted!

Kram Gamgee: (In a groggy voice) Oh-sorry, Lizzo.

(We now see Kram Gamgee and Lizzo Baggins climbing down into a ravine in the dreaded Emyn Muil, using the Elvish rope that Kram Gamgee got in the previous movie. As they proceed, we see the title: The Two Critics pop up on the screen. Under it is the text: "We do not really guarantee any real 'critics' to be named in this movie, but it was a pretty snazzy title, eh?" Lizzo Baggins is leading, trying to decipher anything within the great mist below. Kram Gamgee looks petrified)

Kram Gamgee: (In a squeaky, but loud voice) Do you see the bottom, Miss Lizzo?

Lizzo Baggins: (After squinting towards the bottom, shouts to her friend) No! Keep going, Kram!

Kram Gamgee: (Mumbling to herself) Heights! Heights! Of all things that you could be scared of, Kram, you're scared of heights! And spiders.and snakes.and dark places.and rocks.and certain types of spinach.

(Suddenly, Kram Gamgee slips on a rock her foot is on, and she gives a shout as she crashes into the rock wall in front of her-grabbing the rope just in time to keep from falling. But we see a small box fall from Kram Gamgee's bag and begin to make its descent towards the bottom. Kram Gamgee sees this and gives a great shout of dismay)

Kram Gamgee: (Shouting frantically) Catch it, Lizzo!

(Lizzo Baggins looks up, sees the falling box, and quickly reaches out and grabs it in a matter of seconds. But this causes her to lose her balance, and Lizzo Baggins gives a shout as she begins to fall from the rope, heading toward the bottom of the ravine. Kram Gamgee looks on with fear in her eyes)

Kram Gamgee: (Frantically) MISS LIZZO!

(We hear a hard THUD! and the painful groan of Lizzo Baggins. Kram Gamgee clenches her teeth in worriment)

Kram Gamgee: (In a small voice) Ooh! Miss Lizzo, are you all right?

Lizzo Baggins: (In a painful voice) I can-see the-bottom now! OUCH!

(With that, Kram Gamgee quickly sides down the rope, desperate to meet up with Lizzo Baggins. Kram Gamgee reaches the bottom in a matter of seconds, frowns at the distance, and approaches Lizzo Baggins, who's on her back and groaning in pain. Kram Gamgee frowns at Lizzo Baggins)

Kram Gamgee: (Logically) You know, Miss Lizzo, it wasn't that fair of a distance!

Lizzo Baggins: (Angrily) Well, I'm sorry, Kram! I don't know about you, but when I fall on my back rather than on my feet, the wind-tends to get knocked out of me!

Kram Gamgee: (Helping Lizzo Baggins up) Ravines, rope, and Lord knows what else! It's not natural, none of it! In fact, it's kind of sucky!

(Rubbing her back with one hand, Lizzo Baggins surveys the box that she caught in the other hand. It is a very pretty box, and Lizzo Baggins looks at it in both wonderment and puzzlement)

Lizzo Baggins: (Still looking at the box) What's in this?

Kram Gamgee: (With a shrug) Nothing.

Lizzo Baggins: (Frowning at her friend) Kram, I highly doubt that! If it were nothing, I wouldn't have risked breaking my back over it!

Kram Gamgee: (Honestly) Seriously, Miss Lizzo! It's nothing important.just a bit of seasoning. Thought it'd be nice for when we had roast chicken or something.

Lizzo Baggins: (Disbelieving) Roast chicken?

Kram Gamgee: (Scowling at her friend's criticism) Well, with that kind of an attitude, I'm not even going to tell you about my ham plan!

Lizzo Baggins: (Smiling at her friend) Kram.my dear Kram.(Rolling her eyes) I'm just going to say that what you choose to do surprises me.

(Lizzo Baggins opens up the small box, and we see the seasoning inside. It is quite interesting. Lizzo Baggins stares at it intently, while Kram Gamgee explains)

Kram Gamgee: (In a simple tone) It's kind of special, you know.best salt in all the Shire.

Lizzo Baggins: (Still staring at the seasoning) It kind of looks like dirt.

Kram Gamgee: (After a moment of scowling) Well-look who's suddenly an expert of salts! (Irritably snatches away the box)

Lizzo Baggins: (Laughing slightly) It's still sort of special, Kram. (With a shrug and grim smile) It is a little bit of home.

Kram Gamgee: (In a loud tone) That's right! It's a bit of home! It's dirt from the Shire.because that's where we're from! We're from the Shire! Yep! It's dirt from the Shire!

(Lizzo Baggins raises her eyebrows at Kram Gamgee, who stares at her friend simply. Finally, Kram Gamgee gives a frustrated sigh)

Kram Gamgee: (Irritably) Fine! It's actually dirt from Rivendell! Stop starin' at me like that!

(Lizzo Baggins laughs at this and moves away from her friend. Lizzo Baggins walks over to the rope still dangling from whence they came)

Lizzo Baggins: (Seriously as she looks up the rope) We've got to do something about this rope, Kram.we can't just leave it here for somebody to follow us down.

Kram Gamgee: (With a small "tuh") Who's going to follow us down here, Miss Lizzo? They'd have to be pretty thick to even attempt going into this rock pit.

Lizzo Baggins: (In a flat tone) Uh, Kram.we're in the rock pit right now.

Kram Gamgee: (Awkwardly) Oh. (Looking up at the rope and pocketing the box) It's a real shame, you know. Lady Ashdriel gave me that! Real Elvish rope! (Walks over to where Lizzo Baggins stands and looks up) Still, it's one of my knots-it won't come down easily.

(Kram Gamgee gives a shrug as she pulls once on the Elvish rope. We see the knot loosen and come apart immediately, and the rope goes tumbling down towards the two hobbits. Lizzo Baggins & Kram Gamgee look up at the rope with astonishment upon their faces. When the rope finally lands with a soft thump! next to them, Lizzo Baggins looks at Kram Gamgee)

Lizzo Baggins: (With a small smile) Real Elvish rope.

Kram Gamgee: (Looking down at the rope in an impressed manner) Wow.talk about convenient!

(With a small laugh, Lizzo Baggins walks away from the scene. Kram Gamgee stares up at where the rope was previously tied and scratches her head in puzzlement. Then, we see the huge boulder that the rope was tied on fall upon Kram Gamgee's foot. Kram Gamgee gives a great shout of pain and wrenches her foot from under the boulder)

Kram Gamgee: (Grasping her foot and speaking angrily) Now, that's not so convenient! OUCH!

(We see Lizzo Baggins & Kram Gamgee walking up a steep hill of Emyn Muil, each one looking very irritable at their travels. Kram Gamgee has the big bag of stuff on her back, and she looks a bit disgruntled at the fact that Lizzo Baggins doesn't have to carry anything. Then, we see them get to the top of the slope and look towards the horizon. We then see what they're looking at: the distant, forbidding Mordor, its orange fiery glow illuminated in the distance like a forbidding guide light)

Lizzo Baggins: (In a disgusted voice) Mordor.

Kram Gamgee: (We see her and Lizzo Baggins as she looks in the distance and speaks with annoyance in her voice) Isn't it our luck? The one place we'd never go in a million years-and it's the one place we're trying to get to! (Looks at Lizzo Baggins and speaks with anger) Why couldn't Jauron have forged the Movie in some kind of a nice place-like the Shire or something?

Lizzo Baggins: (Eyes go wide as she explains) Kram, if he had forged the Movie in the Shire, the Shire would be just as horrible and desolate as Mordor!

Kram Gamgee: (With a dissatisfied "tut") Well at least it wouldn't have been such a long walk! And the Shire is a lot friendlier sounding than "Mordor"! Sounds like, "murder" gone terribly, terribly wrong!

Lizzo Baggins: (With a small shrug as she looks towards the distance) Maybe so-but as long as its there, we've gotta keep walking.

Kram Gamgee: (With bitterness in her voice as she looks about Emyn Muil) If we can get out of this horrible rock pit! Brimli wasn't joking-this place sucks!

(They walk down the slope again. It is when they get to the bottom of the slope when Lizzo Baggins gives a small gasp, hunches over, and grasps her chest. Kram Gamgee runs up to her, looking concerned)

Kram Gamgee: (Grasping her friend's shoulders) Lizzo? Is something wrong? Acid indigestion? Heartburn or headache? (Curses under her breath) What a horrible time to be out of Alka Seltzer!

Lizzo Baggins: (Shaking her head as she straightens up, still grasping her chest) The Movie's getting heavier, Kram. (Pulls the Movie out from under her shirt from, and we see it dangling from its chain as Lizzo Baggins holds it for Kram Gamgee to see) It senses that we're getting closer to Mordor. It's trying to make an escape.

Kram Gamgee: (In an angry voice as she looks at the Movie) Oh! Is that the way it is, now? Well, I've got one thing to say about that! (Pulls the Movie by its chain, causing Lizzo Baggins to lurch forward from the forces, and she starts yelling at the Movie) Now you listen to me, buddy! I don't care if you're a "great Movie of Power"! To me, you're just a big nuisance! You're over five hundred years old, you need to quit acting like a three year old kid having a temper-tantrum in Wal Mart! You're going to Mordor, you're being cast into the Cracks of Doom, you're not being joined with your master, and that's the way it is! Get used to it!

(The sunlight catches on the Movie, blinding poor Kram Gamgee. She lets out a shout of pain, lets go of the Movie, and covers her eyes)

Kram Gamgee: (In a pathetic voice) I'm sorry I have upset you, Movie! Don't hurt me!

Lizzo Baggins: (Placing the Movie back within her shirt and speaking again) It's very heavy, Kram. In fact-it's beginning to get so heavy that I can barely-barely-(Shakes her head and takes a swig of the water pouch. Once she has done that, she shakes her head) No matter now. (Looks at a concerned looking Kram Gamgee) What've we got to eat, Kram?

Kram Gamgee: (Opening her pouch eagerly and looking inside) Well, let's see. We've got lembas.lembas.and uh-(Pulls out some lembas and shrugs) more lembas. (Puts her hands in her pockets, and her eyes widen) Ooh! I think I may have some saltines in my pockets! I-oh, wait. (Face falls as she pulls out some lembas in a Ziploc bag) It's just some dried up lembas in a Ziploc. Sorry, Lizzo.

Lizzo Baggins: (With a small smile) I'll take some of the lembas. (Kram Gamgee breaks some lembas in half and hands the smaller half to Lizzo Baggins. Lizzo Baggins scolds at Kram Gamgee)

Lizzo Baggins: (In an angry tone) Why do you get the bigger half?

Kram Gamgee: (In an agitated voice) Because I'm fat! What more do you want?

Lizzo Baggins: (Scolding) You know, Kram, one bite of lembas is enough to fill the stomach of a full-grown man!

Kram Gamgee: (Looks at Lizzo Baggins as if she's crazy) Lizzo.I'm a hobbit, not a full-grown man. I was used to eating six meals a day before this journey-cut me some freakin' slack!

(Kram Gamgee begins to eat ravenously, but Lizzo Baggins is merely nibbling on hers-looking as if she has no appetite. Kram Gamgee looks over at Lizzo Baggins and sighs)

Kram Gamgee: (In a firm voice) You've got to eat something, Miss Lizzo. You look dead on your feet-which look spectacular at the moment!

(We get a shot of Lizzo Baggins' feet, which are quite well cared for. The hair upon them is quite shiny and well groomed)

Lizzo Baggins: (We see her face as she talks in an offhand sort of way) Yeah-I've been using a new conditioner. But anyways, I'm not much in the mood for eating at the moment, Kram. I've-thought too much to care about it.

Kram Gamgee: (In a simple voice) The Movie?

Lizzo Baggins: (A simple shrug) Partly. But most of the time I'm thinking about the rest of the company-about Rippin, Jessie, Megolas, Jimagorn, and- and Mikomir. (Swallows as she says his name)

Kram Gamgee: (A dark look coming about her face) I advise you keep your thoughts far from that man, Miss Lizzo! He's got a lot of nerve acting like he did to you-trying to take the Movie even though he was told-

Lizzo Baggins: (Interrupting with a small voice) It's not so easy to forget, Kram. You didn't see the look in his eyes. It was that look that seems to border upon madness and logic-and the need to take a crap. (Shudders) But it was that look that caused my trust to be tarnished- caused me to leave-(After a moment of saying nothing, she turns to Kram Gamgee) Do you think the company's all right?

Kram Gamgee: (With a certain nod) I'm pretty sure of it, Miss Lizzo. Gazer knows what he's doing-and I'm pretty sure he'll be able to look after them. Lizzo Baggins: (In a distant voice) I miss them, Kram. I miss them a lot. More than anything-(Blinks slowly) I miss my old life.

Kram Gamgee: (After a moment of awkward silence) Anything I can do to help, Miss Lizzo?

Lizzo Baggins: (With a bitter shake of her head) No. Unless-(Face brightens up as she looks at Kram Gamgee) you have a way of destroying the Movie without going to Mordor! Do you? Do you, Kram? (Grabbing Kram Gamgee by the shoulders) Because that would be great!

Kram Gamgee: (Looking off to the side awkwardly) Er-sorry, Lizzo. Can't help you there.

Lizzo Baggins: (With a disappointed sigh) Oh. That's all right.

(Lizzo Baggins looks down at her feet sadly, and Kram Gamgee puts her hand on her shoulder to assure her that whatever happens, Lizzo Baggins will not be alone. Then, Kram Gamgee clears her throat in an awkward way)

Kram Gamgee: (Possibly to change the subject) I don't really hold for foreign food-but this Elvish stuff (Indicates the lembas) is not so bad. (Takes a bite of the bread)

Lizzo Baggins: (Smiling fondly at the other) Nothing ever seems to dampen your spirits, does it, Kram?

Kram Gamgee: (Looking towards the distance, at the rain clouds approaching) Those rain clouds might.

(We then see Lizzo Baggins & Kram Gamgee huddled next to one another, hoods pulled up, as they sit out a horrible rainstorm within the rocky ravine)

Kram Gamgee: (Angrily, as her teeth chatter) Yep.definitely dampening my spirits, and a whole lot more!

(Suddenly, we go to an area in the ravine slightly above the hobbits; we hear the foreboding sound of Jenolum hissing. Lizzo Baggins looks up immediately, hearing the noise, but she doesn't see anything. Still, Lizzo Baggins looks about suspiciously, drawing her cloak about her defensively. Then, we see that it is daylight, and our hobbit friends walking in Emyn Muil. It is about afternoon, and it is quite dreary and dismal)

Kram Gamgee: (In a coincidental type voice) These rocks sure do look familiar.

(Lizzo Baggins looks up and looks around wildly. Then, her face falls into a look of fury)

Lizzo Baggins: (Anger rising as she speaks) That's because we've BEEN HERE before! Damn it! We're going in circles!

Kram Gamgee: (In a simple voice as she looks about) That might explain why everything looks familiar.

Lizzo Baggins: (With a fierce cry of anger) Oh! This is hopeless! (Sits down roughly upon a rock and puts her face in her hands)

Kram Gamgee: (Running up to Lizzo Baggins to reassure her) No, Lizzo! Maybe it's not that bad! Maybe-Maybe-(Casting about for ideas) Maybe the rocks just moved! (A dark look coming to her face as she balls her hand into a fist) 'Cause if they did-!

Lizzo Baggins: (Angrily) Oh, let's just face it, Kram! We're lost! This is just dreadful! (Puts her face in her hands angrily)

Kram Gamgee: (Sitting besides Lizzo Baggins carefully, talking in a calm tone) Lizzo, don't fret! It-It could be worse, you know.

Lizzo Baggins: (In an unconvinced tone as she faces her friend hopelessly) How so?

Kram Gamgee: (Casting about for reasons) Well, we could be in Mordor-we could be dead-or-Hey! (Grabs Lizzo Baggins' arm, forcing her to look at her) We could be in Kentucky!

Lizzo Baggins: (Shuddering as she thinks of it) Yeah-I suppose that is worse.

Kram Gamgee: (Sniffing the air, and scowling) God! Don't tell me I'm the only one that can smell that! Ugh! I'll warrant there's a nasty bog nearby!

Lizzo Baggins: (Raising an eyebrow at Kram Gamgee) Sure, Kram-"bog"! Rippin's not here, Kram-you can't blame her for the amount of gaseous release going on!

Kram Gamgee: (Angrily) No, you ninny! And I didn't even fart!

(Suddenly, Lizzo Baggins jumps up as she hears something. Her eyes dart about the rocks, trying to distinguish the source of the noise. Kram Gamgee, looking very worried at the moment, looks at her friend, as Lizzo Baggins walks away to another group of rocks)

Kram Gamgee: (Standing up and watching her friend) Lizzo? What is it, Miss Lizzo?

Lizzo Baggins: (Looking about nervously) I think I might have heard something, Kram. Something-Something unwanted.

Kram Gamgee: (Frowning) Don't look at me! Lizzo Baggins: (In a frustrated voice) No! I mean, something else. (Camera closes in on her face as she says it) I-don't think we're alone, Kram.

(Kram Gamgee walks over to Lizzo Baggins and looks about nervously. Then, Kram Gamgee starts looking around under rocks. Lizzo Baggins scolds at her)

Lizzo Baggins: (Angrily) Kram, I don't think it's hiding under rocks!

Kram Gamgee: (Lifting a particularly large rock and glancing under it) Can't be too sure of these things, Miss Lizzo. Can't be too sure.