ENTERING THE MATRIX: HP STYLE

By: Snarry

Summary: What if the characters in HP replace the characters in The Matrix? SLASH Agent Snape/Mr. Potter *hint* THE MATRIX SPOILERS!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything.

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CAST

AGENT SMITH . . . SNAPE

NEO . . . HARRY POTTER

TRINITY . . . HERMIONE GRANGER

MORPHEUS . . . LEE JORDAN

CYPHER . . . RON WEASLEY

MOUSE . . . COLIN CREEVY

NIOBE . . . ANGELINA JOHNSON

LOCK . . . SEAMUS FINNIGEN

ORCLE . . . PROFESSOR MCGONAGAL

KEYMAKER . . . CHO CHANG (MALE)

AGENT BROWN . . . SIRIUS BLACK

AGENT JONES . . . BLAISE ZABINI

SWITCH . . . BILL WEASLEY

TANK . . . PERCY WEASLEY

APOC . . . REMUS LUPIN

DOZER . . . DRACO MALFOY

ARCHITECT . . . DUMBLEDORE

Notes: This is a parody of The Matrix and Harry Potter. Many slash pairings.

(PHONE RINGS)

RON

What the hell do you want?

HERMIONE

God Mr. Crabby, I just wanted to now if everything is in place.

RON

...

HERMIONE

I said, is everything in place? Hello? Are you jerking off again?

RON

Uh, You weren't supposed to relieve me.

HERMIONE

And you point is?

RON

Ha! I knew it! You lie him.... you love watching don't you? Watching him get undressed! I though you loved watching me!!

LITTLE NUMBERS MOVE ABOUT ON A COMPUTER SCREEN.

HERMIONE

Shut up.

RON

We're gonna kill his sorry ass!

HERMIONE

Lee thinks he's THE ONE

RON

Well, I think he's a little shit. Do you?

HERMIONE

I... it doesn't matter what I believe.

RON

(brokenly) you don't do you?

Oh shit, one last number pops up.

HERMIONE

Did you hear that?

RON

What? Is my mother spying on us again?

On screen: "Trace complete. Call origin: #312-555-0690."

HERMIONE

Uh, this is creepy. Tell your mother to stop. Oh wait, she's at my mum's house, eating cookies!

RON

Oh yeah.

HERMIONE

I better go.

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And that is the end of the first scene. Hopefully, I'll have the next scene up soon! In the next part, we meet Harry and why does everyone love porn?

I highly suggest you see 'The Matrix'!