Authors Note: yay my 4th chappie is up!!! it's a lot better then my other
chapters if i do say so myself!! yes my characters did get weirder but hey
who cares!! they might be a bit OOC if they are then o' well *grins* okay
then read people read do not listen to me babble!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the other characters!! If you think that good for you!! I do own Alanna though *huggles* and my friend owns Lorina!! and I own the Tension Donut and my puter!! Chapter 4: Tension Donut
Lorina yawned and stretched her arms out. She opened her eyes and looked around stunned at what she saw.
"Where am I?" she half shouted, looking around the Great Hall. Many people were staring at her by now. "Oh, wait. I remember I'm at breakfast," she said. All the people that were staring at her before, stared some more but, eventually went back to what they were doing.
"Are you okay?" Ron asked, a look of mild concern on his face.
"Yup I'm fine," Lorina said, smiling.
"Hey, Rina!" Came Alanna's voice from behind her.
"Hey Lanna! Have a good night... where have you been... wait a minute... what happened to your face?" Lorina said, like it was all one thought, looking at Alanna as she slid into the seat next to her.(A/N: she didn't have her elf ears)
"Oh, nothing," Alanna sighed, grabbing a muffin. "I just forgot 'bout my cat this morning and she got her slice of vengeance." she said lightly touching her face where three scratches were.
"You understood that?" Hermione asked, wide-eyed. She understood many languages but not Lorina's.
"Know her for six years and you would to," Alanna smirked "So Rina get your schedule?"
"Yup, here." And she slid her schedule over to Alanna.
While Alanna was looking back and forth between her schedule and Lorina's, Ron let out a high pitched squeak and shouted "AAAHHH!! SLYTHERIN!!" At the top of his lungs. Just realizing Alanna was there.
"No need to shout!" Alanna glared at Ron.
"What are you doing here?" Ron asked glaring right back.
"Having breakfast," Alanna smirked and pointed to her muffin.
"Why aren't you with the other Slytherin scum?!"Ron practically shouted, still glaring furiously.
"RON!!" Hermione shouted, glaring at him.
"What Hermione? You know this... Slytherin shouldn't be here!" Ron said, rounding on Hermione.
"Ron was it? Maybe you should get to know me before you make guesses," Alanna hissed, grabbed her muffin and schedule and walked out of the Great Hall.
"Well, that was pleasant," Harry stated, staring after Alanna.
"It was, wasn't it," Lorina said in total seriousness, not getting that he was being sarcastic.
Ron and Hermione were bickering with each other about something or other. So, Harry just stared at Lorina.
"What?!" she finally said.
"Nothing," Harry smiled, for no reason.
"We better get to class!" Hermione declared(Seems her and Ron are done fighting)
"Where to?" Lorina asked and Harry looked at his schedule.
"Double potions," Harry grimaced.
"We still have potions with the Slytherins?" Ron sighed.
"Yay, class with Lanna!" Lorina smiled happily.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione just stared at her.
"What?!" she asked glancing at all three of them.
******
The whole way to potions Ron and Harry told Lorina how big of a 'Slimy Git' Snape was. Lorina just nodded along saying "Mmhmm" now and then.
They got there early and Alanna was standing outside waiting.
"Lanna," Lorina said and bounced over.
"Hey," Alanna smiled then noticed Ron and glared at him.
"How early are we?" Harry asked Hermione.
Hermione glanced at her watch. "Five minutes," she said.
"Great, the Slytherins will be here soon," Harry sighed.
Alanna mock- glared at him. "What's so bad about us Slytherins anyway?" she asked.
"Malfoy," Ron spat out. Everyone turned to see what Ron was talking about and saw Malfoy and his entourage of Slytherins.
"Hello, Potter, Weasel, Granger," Draco drawled.
"Ferret-face," Ron shot back at him.
"Ferret-face what kinda insult is that?" Alanna asked, Lorina shrugged.
"He was turned into a ferret in fourth year by our DADA teacher," Harry explained, glaring at Malfoy.
"Ah, okay proceed," Alanna grinned.
Instead of saying anything Ron and Draco just glared at each other.
"Wow, the tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife," Alanna remarked to Lorina. Lorina conjured up a knife and cut the tension into a donut.
Lorina took a bite of her tension donut. "Mmm... yummy!" she said happily.
"Eh? I want some tension donut," Alanna grinned evilly.
"No it's mine!" Lorina shielded the donut from Alanna. Alanna made some grabs for it but Lorina took of screaming down the corridor with Alanna on her heels. This was enough to stop the glaring party and everyone watched the girls running down the corridor. (A/N: did i mention that the Gryffindors magically appeared)
"It's mine!" Lorina screamed behind her.
"Aw! I just want an itty bitty taste," Alanna grinned even wider.
"NO!!" Lorina screamed and ran into something or someone.
"Ms. Black in the future you should watch where your going!" A silky yet hateful voice voice said.
Lorina looked up and meet two black hateful eyes. That were attached to a scowling face and greasy black hair. "Yes, professor," she said taking a step back.
Snape looked past her and glared at Alanna who was frozen still posed mid- run.
"Hayes what are you doing?" he hissed.
"Nothing," Alanna said, grinning like a Cheshire cat.
Snape looked past her at everyone else staring. "Well, get to class!" he ordered and with a quick flick of his wand, unlocked the door.
Everyone hurried in.
*****
Argus Filch(A/N: Is that how you spell his name?) wobbled (yes, wobbled) into the second year Ravenclaw's transfigurations class.
"Yes, Argus," McGonagall inquired.
"'Something you out to see," Filch said, his expression told her that she needed to see this.
McGonagall looked over her students. "I'll be back," she said and followed filch out. (A/N: what do you expect these are Ravenclaws)
*****
Snape was taking points off of Gryffindor and ignoring anything the Slytherins did. Normal potions class. They were all paired up making potions.
"Professor why do you pick on the Gryffindors?" Lorina asked all of a sudden.
"That is none of your business," Snape hissed, walking from Harry and Ron's cauldron to her and Alanna's, glaring.
"But it is I'm in Gryffindor," Lorina said. Alanna gave her a sideways glance, wondering what she was doing.
"Do not speak when I am talking!" Snape snapped, now standing directly in front of her, glaring.
"But you weren't talking," Lorina said, staring up at him.
"That will be ten points for talking back," Snape hissed, but looked happier all of a sudden.
"Hey! She didn't do anything!" Alanna said, snapping into defense mode. "Though that was a strange question but, anyway, she didn't do anything well, she might have..."
"That is enough Ms. Hayes," Snape hissed, glaring at the rambling Slytherin.
"But she didn't do anything!" Alanna persisted, scowling at him.
"As I said Ms. Hayes, enough!" Snape was livid now, having to deal with these two girls.
"Enough!!" Lorina screamed, giving him a glare that would make old Voldie run. Her eyes went from a soft grey to pure black. Alanna noticed this and went wide-eyed.
"AAAHH!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!" Alanna screamed and started flailing her arms around. Everyone looked up from their potions at the two.
"didn't you hear me I said RUN!!" she yelled out the last word and started running back and forth around the room, still flailing her arms. Then it happened. Lorina stood up in her chair, slid out her wand from sleeve and with a quick flick Snape had a giant, huge, red....
(Stalls for effect)
Strawberry for a head.
******
McGonagall was following Filch down towards the dungeons. She could hear screaming and shouting.
As they kept getting closer the noise was getting steadily louder.
******
"What happened?" Lorina asked, confused.
Alanna stopped running long enough to see Lorina had gone back to normal. She looked at everybody, they were all staring at something behind her. She turned and saw Snape's body and a giant strawberry where his head should have been. Alanna promptly fell to the ground laughing hysterically, so did all the Gryffindors.
Lorina looked around confused. "What happened?" she repeated.
The Slytherins didn't think it was funny and were glaring at the Gryffindors.(A/N: I wonder why hmm.... oh yay Snape is their head. Okay sry)
"It's not funny!" One of the Slytherins yelled. It sounded like Malfoy but no one could really tell. Some spells were shouted, on the Slytherins parts, one hit Neville who immediately got boils and an other hit some anonymous Gryffindor.(aka Hermione)
The Gryffindors stopped laughing and glared at the Slytherins. Some spells were done on their parts and they got into a all out battle.
Alanna and Lorina were standing in the front of the room watching them destroy desks, take people down, and general havoc.
"So, what happened?" Lorina asked, glancing at Snape with his strawberry head.
"Well you um... I got it Sevie the Strawberry Head!" Alanna announced proudly with a smile. "Okay, erm... I'm not quite sure,"
"Oh, well how are we going to change him back?"Lorina asked
"Not sure," Alanna said and started poking the strawberry. There was no reaction, in fact Snape hadn't moved an inch.
"lets sit him down," Lorina suggested and they steered him to his chair and sat him in it.
"Well, that looks better," Alanna smiled evilly. "You know I like him better like this, more quite." she said and climbed up and sat on top of the giant strawberry to get a good look at the battle.
Lorina smiled and sat on Snape's desk. Smiling absently as if she was watching a puppy not people killing each other.
*****
Filch and McGonagall were right outside the potions room, She could hear yelling coming from inside.
Filch pushed the door open and let her walk in first. She couldn't believe what she saw.
*****
Alanna saw the door being pushed open, 'cause she was sitting on top of Sevie the Strawberry head's head.
"STOP!!"she screamed. No one was listening. "Damn," she sighed, slid of Snape's head and waited for the impending doom.
The door slid open all the way and McGonagall walked in followed by Filch.
"My lord," McGonagall said, a little shocked by the fighting students. "What is going on here?" she bellowed. No one heard.
"STOP THIS INSTANT!!" she screeched, so loud it was ear shattering. Everyone froze and looked towards her.
"What is going on here?" she asked in a stern voice, looking around for an answer.
"Uh... well, you see professor, we were..." Someone took a whack at it. Everyone just grimaced.
"You will all be getting a weeks worth of detention," McGonagall sheathed. "Where was professor Snape through all this?" she asked. Everyone pointed to the chair.
McGonagall looked and saw Alanna and Lorina. They were pointing to the chair as well. She saw Snape's body attached to a strawberry where his head should be. "What happened?" she asked.
"It was them!" Some random person shouted pointing to Alanna and Lorina.
"How did this happen?" she asked them.
"Erm... well it's like this um...." Alanna searched for an answer.
"Argus take Ms. Black and Ms. Hayes to the Headmaster's office," McGonagall ordered. "GO!" she said to Alanna and Lorina.
They sighed and followed Filch out.
******
Authors note: heh hope u liked it one of my better chapters so far. *strokes cat like evil genius* what will happen next??? *Hermione raises her hand* I know I know)
Oh shut up Hermione!! don't give it away *glares at Hermione*
hehe character abuse. Anyway thankies to my two Reviewers for being reviewers!! yup im making since (o shut up) make me um... sry fighting with my self. Anyway REVIEW or be purged by Joe my inner evil genius!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the other characters!! If you think that good for you!! I do own Alanna though *huggles* and my friend owns Lorina!! and I own the Tension Donut and my puter!! Chapter 4: Tension Donut
Lorina yawned and stretched her arms out. She opened her eyes and looked around stunned at what she saw.
"Where am I?" she half shouted, looking around the Great Hall. Many people were staring at her by now. "Oh, wait. I remember I'm at breakfast," she said. All the people that were staring at her before, stared some more but, eventually went back to what they were doing.
"Are you okay?" Ron asked, a look of mild concern on his face.
"Yup I'm fine," Lorina said, smiling.
"Hey, Rina!" Came Alanna's voice from behind her.
"Hey Lanna! Have a good night... where have you been... wait a minute... what happened to your face?" Lorina said, like it was all one thought, looking at Alanna as she slid into the seat next to her.(A/N: she didn't have her elf ears)
"Oh, nothing," Alanna sighed, grabbing a muffin. "I just forgot 'bout my cat this morning and she got her slice of vengeance." she said lightly touching her face where three scratches were.
"You understood that?" Hermione asked, wide-eyed. She understood many languages but not Lorina's.
"Know her for six years and you would to," Alanna smirked "So Rina get your schedule?"
"Yup, here." And she slid her schedule over to Alanna.
While Alanna was looking back and forth between her schedule and Lorina's, Ron let out a high pitched squeak and shouted "AAAHHH!! SLYTHERIN!!" At the top of his lungs. Just realizing Alanna was there.
"No need to shout!" Alanna glared at Ron.
"What are you doing here?" Ron asked glaring right back.
"Having breakfast," Alanna smirked and pointed to her muffin.
"Why aren't you with the other Slytherin scum?!"Ron practically shouted, still glaring furiously.
"RON!!" Hermione shouted, glaring at him.
"What Hermione? You know this... Slytherin shouldn't be here!" Ron said, rounding on Hermione.
"Ron was it? Maybe you should get to know me before you make guesses," Alanna hissed, grabbed her muffin and schedule and walked out of the Great Hall.
"Well, that was pleasant," Harry stated, staring after Alanna.
"It was, wasn't it," Lorina said in total seriousness, not getting that he was being sarcastic.
Ron and Hermione were bickering with each other about something or other. So, Harry just stared at Lorina.
"What?!" she finally said.
"Nothing," Harry smiled, for no reason.
"We better get to class!" Hermione declared(Seems her and Ron are done fighting)
"Where to?" Lorina asked and Harry looked at his schedule.
"Double potions," Harry grimaced.
"We still have potions with the Slytherins?" Ron sighed.
"Yay, class with Lanna!" Lorina smiled happily.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione just stared at her.
"What?!" she asked glancing at all three of them.
******
The whole way to potions Ron and Harry told Lorina how big of a 'Slimy Git' Snape was. Lorina just nodded along saying "Mmhmm" now and then.
They got there early and Alanna was standing outside waiting.
"Lanna," Lorina said and bounced over.
"Hey," Alanna smiled then noticed Ron and glared at him.
"How early are we?" Harry asked Hermione.
Hermione glanced at her watch. "Five minutes," she said.
"Great, the Slytherins will be here soon," Harry sighed.
Alanna mock- glared at him. "What's so bad about us Slytherins anyway?" she asked.
"Malfoy," Ron spat out. Everyone turned to see what Ron was talking about and saw Malfoy and his entourage of Slytherins.
"Hello, Potter, Weasel, Granger," Draco drawled.
"Ferret-face," Ron shot back at him.
"Ferret-face what kinda insult is that?" Alanna asked, Lorina shrugged.
"He was turned into a ferret in fourth year by our DADA teacher," Harry explained, glaring at Malfoy.
"Ah, okay proceed," Alanna grinned.
Instead of saying anything Ron and Draco just glared at each other.
"Wow, the tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife," Alanna remarked to Lorina. Lorina conjured up a knife and cut the tension into a donut.
Lorina took a bite of her tension donut. "Mmm... yummy!" she said happily.
"Eh? I want some tension donut," Alanna grinned evilly.
"No it's mine!" Lorina shielded the donut from Alanna. Alanna made some grabs for it but Lorina took of screaming down the corridor with Alanna on her heels. This was enough to stop the glaring party and everyone watched the girls running down the corridor. (A/N: did i mention that the Gryffindors magically appeared)
"It's mine!" Lorina screamed behind her.
"Aw! I just want an itty bitty taste," Alanna grinned even wider.
"NO!!" Lorina screamed and ran into something or someone.
"Ms. Black in the future you should watch where your going!" A silky yet hateful voice voice said.
Lorina looked up and meet two black hateful eyes. That were attached to a scowling face and greasy black hair. "Yes, professor," she said taking a step back.
Snape looked past her and glared at Alanna who was frozen still posed mid- run.
"Hayes what are you doing?" he hissed.
"Nothing," Alanna said, grinning like a Cheshire cat.
Snape looked past her at everyone else staring. "Well, get to class!" he ordered and with a quick flick of his wand, unlocked the door.
Everyone hurried in.
*****
Argus Filch(A/N: Is that how you spell his name?) wobbled (yes, wobbled) into the second year Ravenclaw's transfigurations class.
"Yes, Argus," McGonagall inquired.
"'Something you out to see," Filch said, his expression told her that she needed to see this.
McGonagall looked over her students. "I'll be back," she said and followed filch out. (A/N: what do you expect these are Ravenclaws)
*****
Snape was taking points off of Gryffindor and ignoring anything the Slytherins did. Normal potions class. They were all paired up making potions.
"Professor why do you pick on the Gryffindors?" Lorina asked all of a sudden.
"That is none of your business," Snape hissed, walking from Harry and Ron's cauldron to her and Alanna's, glaring.
"But it is I'm in Gryffindor," Lorina said. Alanna gave her a sideways glance, wondering what she was doing.
"Do not speak when I am talking!" Snape snapped, now standing directly in front of her, glaring.
"But you weren't talking," Lorina said, staring up at him.
"That will be ten points for talking back," Snape hissed, but looked happier all of a sudden.
"Hey! She didn't do anything!" Alanna said, snapping into defense mode. "Though that was a strange question but, anyway, she didn't do anything well, she might have..."
"That is enough Ms. Hayes," Snape hissed, glaring at the rambling Slytherin.
"But she didn't do anything!" Alanna persisted, scowling at him.
"As I said Ms. Hayes, enough!" Snape was livid now, having to deal with these two girls.
"Enough!!" Lorina screamed, giving him a glare that would make old Voldie run. Her eyes went from a soft grey to pure black. Alanna noticed this and went wide-eyed.
"AAAHH!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!" Alanna screamed and started flailing her arms around. Everyone looked up from their potions at the two.
"didn't you hear me I said RUN!!" she yelled out the last word and started running back and forth around the room, still flailing her arms. Then it happened. Lorina stood up in her chair, slid out her wand from sleeve and with a quick flick Snape had a giant, huge, red....
(Stalls for effect)
Strawberry for a head.
******
McGonagall was following Filch down towards the dungeons. She could hear screaming and shouting.
As they kept getting closer the noise was getting steadily louder.
******
"What happened?" Lorina asked, confused.
Alanna stopped running long enough to see Lorina had gone back to normal. She looked at everybody, they were all staring at something behind her. She turned and saw Snape's body and a giant strawberry where his head should have been. Alanna promptly fell to the ground laughing hysterically, so did all the Gryffindors.
Lorina looked around confused. "What happened?" she repeated.
The Slytherins didn't think it was funny and were glaring at the Gryffindors.(A/N: I wonder why hmm.... oh yay Snape is their head. Okay sry)
"It's not funny!" One of the Slytherins yelled. It sounded like Malfoy but no one could really tell. Some spells were shouted, on the Slytherins parts, one hit Neville who immediately got boils and an other hit some anonymous Gryffindor.(aka Hermione)
The Gryffindors stopped laughing and glared at the Slytherins. Some spells were done on their parts and they got into a all out battle.
Alanna and Lorina were standing in the front of the room watching them destroy desks, take people down, and general havoc.
"So, what happened?" Lorina asked, glancing at Snape with his strawberry head.
"Well you um... I got it Sevie the Strawberry Head!" Alanna announced proudly with a smile. "Okay, erm... I'm not quite sure,"
"Oh, well how are we going to change him back?"Lorina asked
"Not sure," Alanna said and started poking the strawberry. There was no reaction, in fact Snape hadn't moved an inch.
"lets sit him down," Lorina suggested and they steered him to his chair and sat him in it.
"Well, that looks better," Alanna smiled evilly. "You know I like him better like this, more quite." she said and climbed up and sat on top of the giant strawberry to get a good look at the battle.
Lorina smiled and sat on Snape's desk. Smiling absently as if she was watching a puppy not people killing each other.
*****
Filch and McGonagall were right outside the potions room, She could hear yelling coming from inside.
Filch pushed the door open and let her walk in first. She couldn't believe what she saw.
*****
Alanna saw the door being pushed open, 'cause she was sitting on top of Sevie the Strawberry head's head.
"STOP!!"she screamed. No one was listening. "Damn," she sighed, slid of Snape's head and waited for the impending doom.
The door slid open all the way and McGonagall walked in followed by Filch.
"My lord," McGonagall said, a little shocked by the fighting students. "What is going on here?" she bellowed. No one heard.
"STOP THIS INSTANT!!" she screeched, so loud it was ear shattering. Everyone froze and looked towards her.
"What is going on here?" she asked in a stern voice, looking around for an answer.
"Uh... well, you see professor, we were..." Someone took a whack at it. Everyone just grimaced.
"You will all be getting a weeks worth of detention," McGonagall sheathed. "Where was professor Snape through all this?" she asked. Everyone pointed to the chair.
McGonagall looked and saw Alanna and Lorina. They were pointing to the chair as well. She saw Snape's body attached to a strawberry where his head should be. "What happened?" she asked.
"It was them!" Some random person shouted pointing to Alanna and Lorina.
"How did this happen?" she asked them.
"Erm... well it's like this um...." Alanna searched for an answer.
"Argus take Ms. Black and Ms. Hayes to the Headmaster's office," McGonagall ordered. "GO!" she said to Alanna and Lorina.
They sighed and followed Filch out.
******
Authors note: heh hope u liked it one of my better chapters so far. *strokes cat like evil genius* what will happen next??? *Hermione raises her hand* I know I know)
Oh shut up Hermione!! don't give it away *glares at Hermione*
hehe character abuse. Anyway thankies to my two Reviewers for being reviewers!! yup im making since (o shut up) make me um... sry fighting with my self. Anyway REVIEW or be purged by Joe my inner evil genius!!
