"You think we should wake him?"

Lee woke up because of those words. It took him exactly 17 seconds to figure out it was the next morning, that he went to bed at an unholy hour and that he was hungry. Andrew Kirke and Kenneth Towler, the other two seventh Gryffindor boys, watched him with amusement. Lee grinned, jumped out of bed and stretched like he always did.

"Morning guys!" he greeted them cheerfully and turned around to make his bed, another one of his nasty habits. He then noticed the large red book, next to his pillow. And realized THAT was what the boys were looking at. He swore inwardly, then grabbed the book and held it to his chest. With a grin he turned around.

"My diary."

Two pair of eyes glanced down at the book and back to him. Kenneth slowly nodded.

"Right."

And with that, Andrew, Kenneth and Lee left for breakfast. It was that easy. During breakfast, Lee was the only one clearly awake, except for the same first years he saw late last night in the common room. Where they got the energy from, he didn't know. But Lee had to admit, they were the most fun Gryffindors around at the moment. Andrew and Kenneth slowly ate their breakfast; the girls would glare at you as soon as you even looked at them and even Ron Weasley, normally hyper active during breakfast, yawned dramatically.

There was only one thing to do, he figured no one would really mind. So Lee grabbed his bag, searched through it and his hands found the big red diary. He opened the diary, and saw the blank pages. He stroke them with his hands, a bit surprised to be honest (Had he dreamed it? Surely he wasn't that stupid?!) and waited. Within a few seconds, the 'entry' from last night appeared his sentences and Samuels responses in dark ink.

"Neat." he grinned and took his quill.

                                                                                      September 23

Well, it appears you are no longer a secret!

Immediately, the diary, or Samuel responded.

Hello yourself, Lee. What do you mean?

Well, Andrew & Kenneth saw me half asleep on… you. So now they know you're my diary. I think they were quite amused. I knew I'd get reactions like this. Oh, wat do I care, anyway.

Obviously, you do, you are writing about it, right?

I'm just trying to write something, it's too boring at the table! My day happened to start with the discovery of you. I bet that will pretty much be the main event of the morning.

You do live an exciting life, don't you?

Lee looked up from his diary to see if anyone was giving him strange looks yet. No one seemed to have noticed that he was writing in a diary. Kenneth had fallen asleep by now, the girls had cheered up a bit and were talking amiably. Ron, Harry and ..Whatshername, were having a conversation of their own, a rather heated one, as usual.

Well it used to be a lot better, he wrote in the diary, Not that it's that horrible at the moment. It's just

He paused and searched for the right word. Quiet. Because of last year and all. Lots of thing happened, that wench Umbridge came, she ruined school and Quidditch to boot. And then the whole thing with You Know Who happened, which I still don't get entirely.

Hold on. I know who?

You know, You Know Who! He Who Shall Not Be Named, the Dark Lord, evil guy who's feared by all?

Lee waited patiently for the response, eying the table briefly. Nothing of note.

Must I remind you, the words appeared just as slowly as always, That I have spend a century on a shelf?

Right, well, I really don't want to waste energy on that subject anyway. I know practically nothing.

He looked up, and licked his lips. True enough, he wasn't fully aware of what was going on outside Hogwarts. Who did? Well, there was the obvious answer, the boy sitting across the table.

But I do know the Boy Who Lived! he wrote by lack of anything more interesting, Or Harry Potter, if you will.

Lee poured some milk in his mug and drank it quickly.

Right. Harry Potter and I Know Who. Now, what does all of this have to do with you quiet school?

He nearly choked and then snickered.

Ah, milk, he wrote, my favourite. Butterbeer or milk, that's the right stuff I tell you.

Lee.

All right, just kidding. Basically, Hogwarts isn't quiet at all; it just became less exciting ever since George and Fred left. Really, it's a mess here. Because of everything that happened last year, half of the seventh years (Slytherin obviously) left school without graduating and most Ravenclaws graduated leaving the rest of us behind. We were forced to repeat this year!

Repeating a year? I can't imagine you enjoyed hearing that.

Well, actually, it's not like I really mind. I'm still with the rest of my friends, and Hogwarts is not a bad place to be. But like I wrote, it's dull, since George and Fred left. So I was going to write about them, might as well start now.

He skipped a line and looked at Ron, trying to imagine the twins. Nope, he couldn't. Aside from the freckles and the trademark red hair, the twins were a lot different. Ron was a lot taller and skinnier, as well. He shook his head and turned to his diary.

So I met them in my first year. They were these two incredibly red haired boys. I mean, RED haired, and they were freckled beyond imagination! Anyway, I already dragged myself away from my parents and was all alone until I saw them. They didn't want to go to school. Hah, I could hear them from miles away. I suppose George and Fred never actually liked school. Maybe that's why they could leave so easily.

He stopped writing, his fingers hurting from those couple of sentences and waited. Samuel didn't hesitate to write back.

You are aware you are skipping, oh I don't know, several years now?

Hang on, he immediately wrote down, I'm getting there. As I were writing, they didn't want to go. I immediately liked the way they handled their family, so I offered them a chocolate frog. I got them hooked on those, mind you! So basically, I lured then in the train and that's where we properly met. George and Fred and Lee. The Weasley Twins and me.

Identical twins, I assume?

Oh yes, like two drops. They could fool their own mom, they even fooled me. I managed to guess right most of the time, but sometimes even I couldn't tell. It doesn't matter, really, George is Fred and Fred is George. Even in thoughts.

That's two best friends for the price of one.

Lee?

Samuel didn't get a response; Lee had looked up from his diary into Alicia Spinnet who stared at him rather curiously.

"Good morning, Lee." she said slowly.

Lee glanced down at his diary, saw Samuels response and closed the diary quickly.

"Alicia, darling, glad I am worthy of your attention now." he grinned at her. She rolled her eyes and looked at the book under his hands again.

"What's that you got there?" she asked, over the table. Lee looked down at `Samuel´ and back at Alicia.

"That's my diary." he told her. "Ah yes, I know what you are thinking. Lee's secrets, all in there. Must read!"

She frowned. "Hardly." she said, but a small smile played on her lips.

"Yes, well, sorry my dear, and you too ladies," he said as he noticed how both Angelina and Katie were looking at him too, "No reading this diary. I trust you girls!" he winked.

They were silent for a moment, and Lee feared that Alicia might grab the diary from him – she was good at doing such things – but she didn't. Instead, she shrugged and took an apple from the pile o' fruit.

"What's that, Lee?" another voice sounded. Ron had turned his head their way. "A diary?"

Since Ron was sitting quite far away, several heads turned Lee's way.

"Bugger." he muttered. "Yes, Ronald, my diary." he told him and made a small bow to the Gryffindors who were looking at him.

"Anyone takes it, and I'll hex you fine Gryffindor arse to Slytherin."

So he wasn't good at making threats. They laughed and returned to their business. Lee decided he had written enough and put the diary away. He watched his fellow classmates, thought for a second and grinned.

He then hit Kenneth on the back of his head, causing him to wake up and hit Katie in the process. Katie yelled, jumped up and caused her bowl with cereal to fall in Alicia's lap. Alicia, who was just explaining something to Angelina with her wand, shot several colourful sparks across the table. The sparks hit the book Hermione was reading and it caught fire. In an attempt to blush the burning book, Ron had pulled out his wand and cast a watering spell, but splashed Harry and Dean in the process.

Neville Longbottom, just in possession of a brand new wand, decided to help them out with a drying spell, which obviously backfired and send a small whirlwind across the table, back in the direction of Lee, Angelina and the others.

Lee was extremely amused by all of this and watched the events with a huge grin.

It wasn't until a stern voice muttered "Finite Incantatum." that he noticed Professor McGonagall stood behind him. And had been standing there the entire time.

Alicia's wand stopped spraying sparks, Hermione's book was half burned but the fire was extinguished, Ron's wand stopped pouring water over Harry, Dean and Seamus now as well, and Neville's small whirlwind had vanished in thin air. Katie was swearing under her breath as she tried to clean her robes and Lee looked up at McGonagall.

"I saw that, Jordan," she said in a flat tone. Lee smiled happily at her, but she looked at Ron and Hermione who were arguing about the spell Ron used, and said:

"Ten points from Gryffindor. You're lucky I'm not Professor Snape."

And with that, the head of Gryffindor, and Lee's arch enemy when it came to commentating on Quidditch matches, left the Great Hall.

                                                                             September 23

You wouldn't believe what happened today!

Lee, a bit too excited, waited impatiently for Samuel to start writing. Which the diary did, slowly as usual, but with the same gracious letters.

I am sure this explains the abrupt ending of your exciting tale?

Yes, I couldn't continue to write, Alicia was staring at me.

Ah! This is finally going somewhere! A romantic interest! A girl, a damsel in distress! A tragic love tale to share with me!

Err..Not likely! Alicia and me are as romantically involved as a salamander and Fillibuster Firework are!

He managed to hold his laughter after writing that, but when Samuels replied, he snickered loudly anyway.

Excuse me?

It's a Weasley – Jordan thing. I swear, we had a great time back then. We force fed a salamander a Follobuster Firework and the result was smashing! Definitely something to remember. We always did stuff like that. And that's exactly why it's so quiet around here. I have to do all the stuff by myself!

I sympathize. Though, I have to ask, you were amused by doing things like that?

Of course! We always pulled cranks on people, or snuck out after curfew to grab something from the kitchen. Fred was a master of finding secret passages, I never knew how he managed, but he did. In our first weeks at Hogwarts we discovered a way out of the castle. Like I wrote, they never really liked being stuck at Hogwarts.

Lee paused and looked around the common room. A lot of people were at the library, he knew, but the common room was still filled with people. There was a small group of 5th years playing Chess, and Dean was busy drawing, carefully watched by Seamus and two other sixth year girls. Just when he wondered when the others were coming back, they entered the common room with a lot of noise.

"I swear, Ron, I didn't send that Quaffle in your face on accident. I can't help it you didn't just STOP the damn thing!"

"Shut up, Gin, I told you, it was Harry who-"

"Hey, leave me out of this, Ron, I didn't"

"SHUT UP!" Angelina and Katie yelled in unison.

Lee grinned at the complete silence. "Happy training?" he asked, as half the team dropped themselves on the couches.

Alicia sighed. "Ron got hit by Ginny's Quaffle and he swears it was personal."

"And he blames Harry for distracting him, but I accidentally hit him with my Bludger," Jack Sloper, the new beater explained. "Sorry about that, Harry."

Harry nodded and rubbed his bruised arm. Angelina muttered something under her breath and then looked at Lee at the table.

"What's that you got there, Lee?" she asked. "Oh, it's that diary of yours, right?"

He nodded. "Yup, you distracted me in writing down the brilliant tales of Hogwarts."

"Oh, can we read?" Katie asked excitedly.

"No?" he retorted and grinned. "If you'll excuse me, now. I'm trying to write. I suggest you.."

"Take a shower!" Ginny exclaimed. He laughed.

"Indeed!" he said and turned back to Samuel. There was no response from the diary, so he continued to write.

Sorry about that. I got interrupted again. The Quidditch team entered the room. Ron and Ginny were arguing, it was very amusing! Before you even ask, they're Weasley's too, younger brother and sister.

So there's 4 Weasleys? I'm not sure if the world should be happy about that.

Ha, it's worse than that! A whole bunch of Weasley's! There's Will, or Bill, can't remember, he works for Gringotts. And Charlie works with them dragons, one tough guy. And then there's Percy, I know him from his last years here at Hogwarts. Never liked him, he was such a good boy, and an annoying one as well. His family won't speak to him now, anyway. Poor sod. And then there's those two.

Sweat heavens, one would think there would be a limit to the amount of children witches are allowed to give birth to!

The more the merrier. I like them Weasley's! Fine bunch of Quidditch players, too. Ron is our new keeper, Ginny's replacement chaser. And the twins were excellent Beaters. Oh, and Charlie was one of the most famous Gryffindor seekers, ever!

And you? the two words appeared and none followed. Lee stared at the response. Him?

Me?

Yes, you. I assume you're on the team as well, since you are obviously hooked on the game.

I don't play. I commentate. It's my voice you'll hear during every game. And McGonagalls occasional interruption, of course.

You don't play? No desire to play?

They never asked me to. Besdies, I'm not that good, I just love a good show. And believe me, watching our team is a GOOD show.

Oh? Enlighten me.

 "Lee." a voice whined from behind him.

Lee looked up and saw a pouting Katie and a grinning Alicia.

Alicia placed a hand on her hip.

"Put that diary away and come chat with us a bit, will you?" she asked.

Lee grinned. "Can't get enough of me, eh?"

Katie made a sound, he wasn't sure if it was a snort of a giggle, and then threw her head back.

"You owe us your lovely company Lee, after the stunt you pulled this morning."

He laughed.

"It wasn't that funny," Alicia said rolling her eyes. "We're over there." she told him and walked with Katie over to the others.

Gryffindor is excellent, because our girls rock. I'll write about the Gryffindor ladies another time, Samuel, I'm going to socialize with human beings. No offense, of course.

None taken, of course. I am on the edge of my seat, or something along those lines. Can't wait until your next entry.

As soon as Samuel wrote his last words, Lee closed the diary and shrunk it to fit in his pocket. He then ran over to the couch near the fire and jumped on Alica and Angelina.

I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed the first chapter. Just to get this straight, "Samuel" is not an EVIL diary, he's just grumpy and sarcastic. I don't know where it came from, if its even possible, but hey! Maybe I'll make up some great story about him, or not. Either way, this is about LEE! And I'm glad you guys like the idea of Lee featuring in a story. We should all bow down to the glorious being that is Lee Jordan! He's sooo.. well in my thoughts he is :P

ANYWAY.. I stumbled across a stupid error I made.. I wanted to put Ron, Ginny, Harry and the others in it, but I also wanted George and Fred to have left Hogwarts. So this would be AFTER Order of the Phoenix, which would mean that Lee and the others graduated. Confusing you yet? ^_^ Basically, that's screwed up, so I made them fail everything and they are (oh woe them) forced to repeat the year.

As for bringing Gred and Forge in the story, they'll definitely make a guest appearance! And Lee will hook up with someone, I just have to write about Lee bonding with his diary first :P

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