Authors Note: yay!!! my 5 chappie!!!! well, read people read!!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Harry Potter or any of the other characters!!*cries* I do own Alanna, biscuits, and the Little Burning Bread House!! Lorina is not my OC!!

Chapter 5: Little Burning Bread House of Doom

Alanna and Lorina were walking up the stairs to Dumbledore's office. Filch had told them to just go up the stairs and knock on the door or something like that.

"What do you think he'll say?" Lorina asked nervously.

"Well, I'm sure he won't be too mad,: Alanna assured her. "It's only are first day!"

"Your right,"Lorina smiled.

"Yup," Alanna said.

They reached the door and knocked. They heard a "Come in" and opened the door. Alanna walked in and looked around the plush office with its different magical things, pictures of the old heacmasters, and her eyes rested on Dumbledore, a old man with a loong white beard, white hair, and a knowing snile. Lorina came in and looked around as well.

"Please sit," Dumbledore said from his desk. Lorina and Alanna walked over and took the two chairs in front of his desk. "Biscut?"he asked.

"No. thanks," Alanna frowned.

"Sure," Lorina smiled and grabbed a biscuit from the tray. "Thank you."

"Pumpkin Pasties?" Dumbledore asked, smiling.

"No. Thank you," Lorina smiled, nibbling on her biscuit.

"No, Headma-" Alanna started.

"Please, call me professor," Dumbledore smiled. "Chocolate frog?" Alanna sighed. Lorina smiled. It continued like this for a while. Dumbledore probably offered them fifty things or more. All were turned down.

"Down to business. What happened?" Dumbledore finally asked.

"I'm not sure," Lorina admitted.

"Ms. Hayes?" Dumbledore asked, looking over at Alanna. He got a shock when he saw her asleep in the chair. "Ms. Hayes!" he repeated, quit amused. Lorina leaned over and poked Alanna, hard.

Alanna woke with a start. "What? Where am I?" she looked around, eyes narrowing. "Oh, what happened?" she asked.

"I wanted to know what happened in potions," Dumbledore said.

"Oh, well. Hey! How do you know about potions?" Alanna asked, eyes narrowing more, studying him. Dumbledore just smiled. "Anyway, Snape was taking lots of points off of Gryffindor for no good reason. When Lorina asked him why and he got pissed and took more points off. Then I stood up for her, then he got pissed at me. That's when Lorina lost it and her dark side took over and Snape ended up with a strawberry for a head." Alanna explained so very well. Then she told him about all the rest of the stuff.

"Is that what happened Ms. Black?" he asked just to make sure.

"Yes. pretty much," Lorina smiled. "Though i still don't remember turning Snape's head into a strawberry but, I never do." she sighed.

"Then I'll give some of the ponts back to Gryffindor," Dumbledore smiled. "Severus has been a little on edge lately." he explained.

"Do we still have-" Alanna started.

"Yes, Ms. Hayes, you and Ms. Black still have to do detention." he chuckled amusidly.

"Darn," Alanna frowned.

"Is that all professor? We don't want to be late for class," Lorina smiled.

"Yes, that is all." Dumbledore smiled his ever present smile.

"Bye, professor!" Lorina smiled for the millionth time.

"Bye," Alanna frowned.

They got up and left his office, running down the stairs. When they were at the bottom Lorina turned to Alanna.

"I like him," She smiled.

"you would," Alanna joked "We still have detention. For a week!"she pouted.

"It's not that bad," Lorina grinned "We've had millions of detentions."

"And millions more ahead," Alanna had a wicked grin.

"Well we better get to class," Lorina sighed "don't want to be late. What do you have?" she asked.

"History of Magic," Alanna grimaced.

"sucks to be you," Lorina giggled.

"DIE!!" Alanna glared at her. "Well see ya!" she grinned and took of down the corridor.

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Alanna was about to dive into a swimming pool. When she glanced down and noticed it wasn't water but pudding. Wondering why there was a giant swimming pool of pudding she looked around and saw Lorina in a blue bathing suit shooting whipcream at someone. Alanna was about to ask her what was going on when she started hearing voices.

"Just do it," a male voice said.

"Why don't you?!" said a girl voice.

"Because it was your idea," the male voice said "Just do it!"

Alanna thought they were talking about diving into the pudding. She shrugged and jumped off the diving board. When she finally hit the pudding she felt a sharp pain in her ribs and opened her eyes.

Alanna woke with a start. "What the hell!? What was that?!" she shouted and looked around the History of Magic room, lots of people were asleep, others talking while Professor Binns droned on. Then at Blaise who had a guilty expression. "Blaise what was that?" she asked, rubbing her side.

"You were saying stuff about pudding and whipcream. People were starting to stare, well, the ones that were awake," Blaise grinned.

"you didn't have to break my ribs!" Alanna glared.

"We tried poking you, yelling in your ear, and shaking you," Draco smirked from Alanna's other side.

"Well, thanks!" Alanna said sarcastically, turning to glare at him.

"Know what I can't believe," Blaise said, changing the subject.

"No. What?" Alanna asked uninterested.

"That your friends with a Gryffindor," Blaise frowned.

"GAH!!" Alanna cried and banged her head on the desk. Not this again.

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Lorina was sitting in Transfiguration trying to turn a tea pot into a toucan. (A/N: Wow) She glared at the tea pot in deep concentration.

"If you stare at the tea pot any harder you may burn a hole in it," a voice whispered in her ear.

She jumped and turned to see Harry grinning at her.

"Why can't we just make tea?" Lorina asked.

Harry laughed and smiled.

"What?" Lorina asked. Hermione glared at them for talking, she already had a toucan sitting in front of her.

"I can't do it!" Ron said, exasperated. Earning a stern look from McGonagall.

"It's okay Ron," Lorina smiled "It's a rather hard spell."

Hermione snorted.

Lorina went back to glaring at the tea pot. She pointed her wand at it said the magic word and presto chango, the tea pot was a toucan.

"I did it! I did it! I did it!" Lorina chanted, doing the 'I did it' dance in her chair. McGonagall looked over at her sternly and Lorina giggled lightly.

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Lorina walked into the Great Hall with ' The Trio'. She scaned the Slytherin table and saw Alanna sitting next to Draco and Blaise. Alanna had made a fort out of bread, set it on fire, and was now chanting "Burn baby burn" over and over again. Like the little pyromaniac she was. Lorina smiled. Alanna looked up like she heard Lorina smiled, looked over at her and wave, mouthing for her to come over. Then went back to her fire, which only the teachers didn't seem to be able to see, for most of the students were watching the little burning bread house and Alanna.

"I'm gonna go sit with Alanna," Lorina said to ' The Trio'.

Ron looked like he was going to say something but Hermione glared at him to shut up. Harry just shook his head at the two and Lorina skipped off.

"What's that?" Lorina asked, pointing at the little burning bread house, over Alanna's shoulder.

"My little burning bread house of doom!" Alanna said proudly, a maniac glint in her eyes.

"HEY! DRACO MY SECOND COUSIN OF MINE!!!" Lorina shouted and hugged him from behind. This caught the attention of everyone and they all stared.

Draco's eyes went wide and he ran screaming from the Great Hall. Lorina giggled insanely and slid into his seat.

"What was that again?" Lorina asked.

"Little burning bread house of doom," Alanna said staring into the flames.

"Why isn't it getting smaller?" Lorina asked, 'cause the house was still a whole house.

"Spell," Alanna grinned. She grabbed a pitcher of ice tea and poured it over the burninf house. Now it was the Little Smoking Bread House of Doom.

"Yummy. Toast!" Alanna smiled happily, grabbing a roof piece and munching on it.

"You wasted good tea!" Lorina glared indignantly.

"Here you go," Alanna said and scooted a pitcher of green tea over to Lorina. Who gave a happy squeal of approval and drank the tea right out of the pitcher.

"Yummy tea!" Lorina squealed. By now everyone was gawking at them and the Slytherins had slid down away from them in fear and disgust.

"Yup," Alanna smiled, replaced the roof piece and set the house on fire again. And was again staring into the flames.

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Nothing really happened in Divination, which was there next and last class of the day. Trelaweny predicted Harry's death for the fifteen millionth time. Alanna and Lorina laughed hysterically at her and every so often she would frown at them.

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It was dark when Snape woke up in the Hospital Wing. Remembering vaguely about having a strawberry head. Well that was insane. He glanced around, he was the only one there. (A/N: the people that got hit in the hit in battle weren't that bad and got fixed right up.) There was a light on in Pomfrey's office. Then he noticed eyes staring at him from a corner near the door. Snape blinked and looked back, the eyes were gone. I must be imagining things, he thought. He turned over and came face to face with... Alanna. (A/N: Buahahaha!!) She was grinning insanely at him.

"Hi Sevie! Have a nice nap?" she asked grinning.

"Get out of here!" Snape demanded.

"Aw! But Sevie I came to say hi," Alanna said looking mock- hurt.

"I don't care! Get out!" Snape hissed.

"Fine, Madam Pomfrey said for you to take that." she said pointing to a potion on Snape's bedside table. He looked at it then back at Alanna but, she was gone. Thinking this was all some weird dream, Snape took the potion and went back to sleep.

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Authors Note: Wow my OC's Keep getting stranger and stranger!!*Everyone nods there head in agreement* yup well that's chapter 5!! hehe in my next chappie Snape,who will from now on be called Sevie in my story, learns a very valuable lesson. And the Gryff/ Slyth go to detention!! great fun!! next chappie should be out soon.

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