Author's Note: muehehehehe!! I have Finally gotten this chapter written and posted Cesia:*presses applause button and applause sound plays* TBC: thank you thank you Cesia:*shrugs* it's a job TBC: Cesia!!! Cesia: yes TBC: what are you doing?! Cesia: nothing Joe: ha! That's a laugh Cesia: stay outta this Joe!! Joe:*glares* no Cesia:*glares* TBC:*shrugs* anyway on with the Idiots!!

Disclaimer: doesn't it bother you that i always say on with the fic then write the disclaimer?! Heheheheh I'm evil that way!! anyway I don't own any of the HP characters and I DO own Alanna and Silver Wolf Moon owns Lorina.

Chapter 7: Insanity is the name of that tune

Harry glared "Right gotta get my wand....." he said, walked over to the chimaera and stuck his hand up it's butt.

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The three other people in the room just kinda stared at Harry with a disgusted interest.(which would be Alanna, Lorina, and Draco)

After some more minutes Harry pulled his hand out, and with it his wand. His wand and arm were covered in nasty, icky, disgusting poo. Harry almost puked when he saw his arm. Draco did puke, in a handy waste basket in the corner. Lorina and Alanna stared at Draco for a while then went back to stare at Harry, who was staring at his hand.

"'Kay then lets get you cleaned up." Alanna smiled and took out her wand and was about to say the spell when Harry stopped her.

"No!! No, not you! Anyone but you!! You might turn it into a tarantula or set mt arm on fire!" Harry half shouted in protest.

"Oh, fine!" Alanna said, crossing her arms over her chest and started pouting like a five year old.

"Lorina can you um... help?" Harry asked as Lorina seemed out in space.

"Sure!" Lorina smiled and picked up her wand off the floor.

"Your going to have her do it!" Alanna said, laughing hysterically like it was the funniest thing in the world.

"Yea! Why not?!" Harry asked.

"Yea!?" Lorina asked, huffily. "I can do it!"

"No offence but you'd probably take his whole arm off," Alanna said, trying to stop laughing.

"Would not!" Lorina shouted.

"Would to!" Lorina said, grinning.

"Would not!"

"Would to!"

"Not!"

"To!"

"Not!"

"To!"

"To!" Lorina said to try and trick her.

"See you agree!" Alanna said, triumphantly.

"I was trying to trick you! You moron!" she screached.

"I am not a moron!" Alanna screamed back.

"Yes, you are!"

"Am not!"

"Are to!"

"Am not!"

"Are to!"

"Umm.... can one of you just get the poo off i don't care who!!" Harry shouted, Draco perked up as he had stopped upchucking. "Except for you!" Harry added, pointing his poo covered hand at Draco. Draco scowled.

"Okay!" Lorina said, mumbeled the spell and wazoo.... no more poo!

"Thanks," Harry said and put his wand back in his pocket.

"Anytime!" Lorina smiled brightly. Alanna stuck her fingers down her throat and made gagging noises. Lorina didn't notice. Draco smirked.

"Well, let's get out of here, What's next?" Alanna asked brightly. The monster lay dead and forgotten.

"Lunch," Draco put in helpfully.(A/N:don't ask-.-") Harry stared at Draco for the longest time. "What are you looking at potter?! I know I'm handsome but...." he dropped off, shaking his head.

Harry just glared at him, not knowing to say.

"Are we gonna go or not!?" Alanna scowled.

"Yea, lets go!"Lorina chimed in.

"No ones going anywhere till i get an explaination!" Came a silky, smooth(A/N: like Vanilla coke) voice from the door.

They all turned and saw Sevie, Dumbledore, and McGonagall standing in the doorway.

"Now, now Severus I'm sure they have an explaination," Dumbledore smiled. "Biscuit?" Alanna fell down dead.(well pretending) Lorina smiled. Harry just kinda stared and Draco smirked.

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"I can't believe we got off free!" Lorina cheered, then remembered. "Well, except you of course."

"Yea, a weeks worth of detention courtesy of Sevie and McPain'ntheass," Alanna scowled. "And 50 points off Slytherin. Guess I'm making up for lost time."

"Too bad I didn't get one too. Could have been like when were back in Salem," Lorina grinned.(A/N: yes grinned!)

" I'm surprised they didn't give us any points for killing that thing," Alanna's narrowed as they got closer to their destination, The Care of Magical Creatures class.

"Yea! It would have been the least they could do." Lorina scowled.

"No kidding," Alanna grinned. "Well I wonder what the 'Thing' has for us today?"

"Don't call him a thing! He's very nice!" Lorina said.

"I'm sure he is...." she trailed off as they joined the group, near Hagrids hut.

"Toda' we be learnin' 'bout Doxies!" Hagrid announced. Everyone groaned. (A/N: couldn't think of anything else and Doxies are kinda dangerous*shrugs*)

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"You really shouldn't have teased that doxy," Alanna grinned, walking to dinner with Draco after taking him to the hospital wing.

"How did I know it was going to attack?!" Draco said, indignantly. His hand was bandaged where the doxy bite him.

"You act like it's all the doxy's fault," Alanna said, grinning wider.

"It is!" Draco said.

"Riiiiiight," Alanna shook her head at him.

"It was!" Draco insisted.

"Whatever lets you sleep at night," she looked over at him and grinned, he was pouting like a kid. They walked on in silence for a while. Alanna started humming some unknown song and bobbing her head up and down.

Draco stared at her as her bobbing became more violent and she started to pretend she was playing electric guitar. Then she burst into song.

"The kombucha mushroom people, Sitting around all day, Who can believe you, Who can believe you,
Let your mother pray,(sugar)

I got a gun the other day from Sako,

It's cute, small, fits right in my pocket,

Yeah, right in my pocket, (sugar)

My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes,

And I just kick her, and then she's O.K. ,she's O.K.(sugar)

People are always chasing me down,

Trying to push my face to the ground,

Where all they really want to do,

Is suck out my mother fucking brains, my brains (sugar)."

Draco was still staring as Alanna started dancing around and was still bobbing her head.'Mushroom people? Guns? Sucking out brains?' he was quite confused. She continued.

"The kombucha mushroom people,

Sitting around all day,

Who can believe you,

Who can believe you,

Let your mother pray~,

I sit, in my desolate room, no lights, no music,

Just anger, I've killed everyone,

I'm away forever, but I'm feeling better,

How do I feel, What do I say,

Fuck you, it all goes away,

How do I feel, What do I say,

Fuck you, it all goes away,

How do I feel, What do I say,

In the end it all goes away,

How do I feel, What do I say,

In the end it all goes away,

How do I feel, What do I say,

In the end it all goes away,

How do I feel, What do I say,

In the end it all goes away,

How do I feel, What do I say,

In the end it all goes away,

How do I feel, What do I say,

In the end it all goes away,

In the end it all goes away,

In the end it all goes away,

In the end it all goes away,

In the end it all goes away."

Draco was forever staring, after she finished the song and started walking again, like nothing ever happened. Infact, he wasn't sure if he dreamed it or if it was real. He was very confused. It must have been the potion he took for the bite.

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"You have detention tonight," Lorina reminded Alanna at dinner.

"Yea, I know. With precious Sevie-poo," Alanna grinned evilly.

"I thought you had it with McGonagall, tonight?" Lorina half asked, half said.

"I did but McGonagall is going to be busy." Alanna said.

"Oh, okay then," Lorina smiled.

"Are you still going to bust me out?" Alanna asked. Hopefully.

"Yea, what time?" Lorina asked.

"Ummm... like maybe. About... I don't know!" Alanna glared at Ron, like it was all his fault but he was talking to Harry and didn't notice.

"That helps," Lorina grinned.

"doesn't it," Alanna said, sarcastically.

"Yup yup!" Lorina smiled.

Alanna sighed. "Just show up 'kay?"

"Right," Lorina nodded.

"Muehehehehehehe!" Alanna burst out in a fit of evil laughter, for no reason.

Lorina soon joined her. "Muahahahahahah!"

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"Hello Sevie-poo!" Alanna smiled, walking into Sevie's classroom for detention.

"Don't call me that!" Sevie said as some kind of greeting.

"Call you what?" she asked, innocently.

"That!" he snapped.

"What?"

"Oh nevermind," he sighed.

"'Kay Sevie-poo!" Alanna said, smiling.

Sevie glared at her. "Since McGonagall will not let me string you up-"

"Kinky," Alanna grinned.

He ignored her. "You will be labeling the jars," he said motioning to all the jars. There were millions.

Alanna grinned. "'Kay," she nodded and with a flick of her wand all the jars were labeled.

"Without magic," Sevie finished. He hadn't noticed the small flick of a wand.

"Done!" Alanna smiled.

Sevie looked around at all the labeled jars. "I said without magic!"

"I did it before you said that though," she explained.

"You should have been listening!" Sevie said, raising his voice.

Alanna shruged. "I'm done. Can I go now?"

"NO!" he yelled.

"But there's nothing for me to do." she sighed.

"I'll think of something. Give me a minute!" And he thought. And thought. And thought. And thought some more.

10 MINTUES LATER.....

Alanna was sitting in a chair and Sevie was still thinking.

"Bye then." Alanna said and walked out. Sevie didn't notice.

3 SECONDS LATER....

"You can-" he stopped and looked around, she was gone. "HAYES!!" he growled and stormed out of the classroom.

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Author's Note: and that was it ladies and Joe! Joe:*glares* TBC: hehehe anyways next chapter what will Sevie do? Cesia: Will there be more random bursting into song? Joe: hope not*scowls* TBC: eh heheh^ ^" Will the squirels take over the world?! Cesia: Or will they sing and dance as well? TBC: see ya next chapter!! Cesia:*waves* Joe:*scowls* TBC:*grins and waves*

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