Author's Note: HEY!! how ya peoples doing? I haven't updated in a while..... sorry to my 3 or 4 reviewers lol. Well this chapter is short and the next chapter will be better this one i was trying to get out quick Cesia:*nods* Lorie:*smiles* TBC: well anyways on to the disclaimer!! lol : P

Disclaimer: if I owned Harry Potter my name would be JK Rowling, I'd be famous, have a nice car, have a nicer puter, live in England, have meet Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton, and be richer then the queen. Do you really think I'm JKR??? didn't think so

Chapter 8: Snape Torture and the Problems with Applesauce

"You can-" he stopped and looked around, she was gone. "HAYES!!" he growled and stormed out of the classroom.

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"Why are we just walking around?" Ron asked, stupidly. Harry and Hermione shrugged.

"Because it's fun!" Lorina smiled brightly.

The Trio stared at her.

"What?!" Lorina asked.

"Nothing!" they said automatically.

"Okay," she smiled.

"Muehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!" Came a very familiar voice from down the hall. In an instant Alanna had run past, grabbed Lorina's arm as she went, and was gone.

Harry blinked, Hermione blinked, Ron stared. They looked at where Lorina had been standing, then up the hall. Hermione opened and closed her mouth several times. Then a very pissed off looking black, greasy blur, that had to be Sevie, streaked past them. Obviously in pursuit of Alanna. They all stared after him.

"What just happened?" Harry asked, still looking down the hall. Ron and Hermione just continued staring in response.

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"Hi Lanna!" Lorina smiled, still being dragged along.

"Hey," Alanna said, not even looking at her.

"Where are we going?" Lorina asked, rather calm for the situation.

Alanna shrugged. "Don't know,"

"How 'bout outside." Lorina suggested.

"Yea, okay." Alanna said, switching her course and running down the staircase. Lorina started running instead of being dragged.

"There you are!" Lorina looked behind her and saw a very infuriated Severus Snape, standing there huffing like he had just ran around the whole castle. Lorina being the clumsy one or the more clumsy one, fell down the stairs 'cause she was looking behind her. Alanna keep running, not even bothering to look up at Sevie as he made his way down the stairs after them. Alanna made to the bottom, grabbed Lorina by the arm again and dragged her off.

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They finally made it to the door, threw it open and ran outside, Sevie very close behind.

"It's nice out!" Lorina smiled, half skipping half running in no particular direction.

Alanna looked around, thinking fast. A wide grin spread across her face and she started dragging Lorina in the direction of the Quidditch field-pitch- thing.

"Come back here!!" Sevie screamed from the door. Alanna turned around and grinned at him, not looking where she was going and tripped over a hole. Lorina started skipping around her in circles, humming. Alanna looked up and met a very angry looking Sevie. How he got there so fast no one knows.

"Eh heheh. Hi." Alanna said. If this was an anime she would have a sweatdrop on her head. Sevie glared. Lorina was still skipping around both of them.

"Would you stop skipping!!" Sevie snapped, Lorina didn't listen and continued to skip. Alanna sighed, stuck out her foot, and tripped Lorina.

"Ow! My head!" Lorina said rubbing her head, even though she didn't land on her head. Alanna grinned.

"Now," Sevie said, shifting his gaze back to Alanna. Then the ground opened up and the sprinkler system turned on.(A/N: see MoMo I'm using it!!*smiles*)

"Argh!!" Sevie shouted surprised.

"It's raining!" Lorina said in a sing song voice, prancing around.

Alanna looked up then down. "But it's coming from the ground," she said.

Lorina shrugged and kept prancing around.

"I'm blind!!" Sevie suddenly squealed in pain, the sprinkler shot him in the eye. He started staggered backwards and fell into the bug zapper of pure evil doom.(DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN) Pretty fireworks and shocky noises went off.

"oooooooooooooooooh," Alanna stared at the pretty colors.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah," Lorina stared too.

Sevie was passed out on the ground from the shock and was twitching rather badly. Lorina pranced over and started poking him with her wand.

"Should we leave him here?" she asked.

"Sure. Someone will find him, eventually." Alanna said smiling evilly.

"Okay!" Lorina said, smiling. "Well we better get in it's getting dark,"

"But I wanted to explore the forest," Alanna pouted.

"Later. Tomorrow!" Lorina said, half smiling, half scowling.

"M'kay!" Alanna said and they both skipped up to the castle, leaving poor twitching Sevie behind.

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"-and that is why you should never eat applesauce out of the jar." Lorina finished.(A/N: such a wonderful wonderful thing to say*whips tear from eye*)

Harry, Ron, and Hermione stared at her after her long speech on applesauce. It was quite in depth and none of them thought they'd eat applesauce again.

"What?" she asked, staring back at them.

Harry shook his head, Ron stared at his food like he would never eat again, and Hermione sighed.

"How are my ickle Gryffindors doing?" Alanna asked sliding into the empty seat next to Lorina.

"I was just telling them about applesauce, the pure evil!" Lorina smiled, putting an emphasis on evil.

"Oh, did you tell them to never eat it out of the jar?" Alanna asked.

"Yup," Lorina smiled.

"Good. Lots of people make that mistake and suffer for it," Alanna said, in total seriousness.

"What are you doing here?!" Ron asked with hatred. Which was strange because he didn't really know her but, he had the whole prejudice against Slytherin thing. So it was plosable.

"Ronnie, I thought that time in that closet made you see. I thought you loved me," Alanna said mock-sadly and started fake crying into Lorina's shoulder.

"What? What are you talking about? What time?" Ron turned a nice shade of crimson.

"You don't even remember. I gave you my virginity and you don't remember!" she fake cried more.

Ron turned an even deeper shade and stared down at the table. "I... I don't know what your talking about." Harry and Hermione stared wordlessly. Ron caught Alanna grinning at him out of the corner of his eye and stopped blushing. "You are evil! Just like you evil Slytherin friends!" he spat.

"Alternative!!" yelled the whole Slytherin table at Ron. Ron promptly swore loudly and stomped out of the Great Hall.

Alanna grinned. "And the day isn't worthless."

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Sevie was again in the hospital wing. He had been found at about 3 AM by Trelawany, who was coming back from a bar and accidentally stepped on him. He had some broken bones from that, not to mention the fact his body was still twitching from the electric shock.

"Tut tut, Severus what have you been doing now?" Pomfrey said to herself as she worked on him. He was still unconscious and couldn't say what happened. But everyone had a pretty good idea.

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"I wonder who are new potions professor will be." Alanna said smiling as her and Lorina walked through the halls.

"You think you killed him?!" Lorina looked shocked.

"Well... I mean as a substitute type thing." Alanna explained.

"Why?" Lorina asked.

"I heard that he still hasn't woken up," Alanna said, taping her cheek thoughtfully.

"Still?!"

"Yup."

"Wow, it's been what two days?" Lorina asked.

"Yup yup."

"Should we visit him?" Lorina looked down at the floor.

"That would wake him up!" Alanna laughed.

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"Mr. Potter,"

Harry turned around to find McGonagall. "Yes, Professor?"

"I just wanted to make sure you know when the Quidditch try-outs are." McGonagall said.(A/N: Isn't she the queen of subtle?*sarcastic*)

"Yea, they're next Saturday why?" Harry looked at her strangely.

"Yes, well, I must be going." she said and scurried off.

"That was weird." Harry said to himself and continued his way to the library to get Hermione.

A/N: remember where Harry is going it may be very important next chapter!! I'm not sure yet. Lol! So there you have it another chapter!!*smiles* stay tuned for the next one soon!!.

Preview: a Ron/Hermione romance? Quidditch try-outs? Sevie waking up? Alanna actually going to DADA? All this and much more coming in the next chapter!!

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