Twists and Turns

Part 3

By Kali

Author's note: This fic is intended to be sort of a free for all, featuring random ideas I had regarding the current storylines airing on GL. Some ideas will be connected, others will not. Those connected will have a "b, c, d, e, etc." labeled on the chapter title. And some will have the characters in a story meeting. Like this one.

Phillip: "I'm catatonic! Doesn't anybody care about that?!"

Rick: "Buddy, if you were actually catatonic, you d be quiet and drooling."

Blake: "But,. Rick, he is drooling."

Rick: "I stand corrected."

Phillip: "Ha, ha. Very funny. Not. No one seems to care that I'm catatonic at Christmas time! It's like I just went away for a little R&R and everything is going to be okey-dokey. Ross is getting married, running for Mayor. It's like I don't even exist!"

Ross: "It's all happening off-screen. Due to dint of plot design, or lack of priorities on the powers that be."

Phillip: "So, in other words, I'm in a back burnered pseudo front burner storyline?"

Ross: "More or less, yeah. Don't worry. Off screen I've had lengthy phone conversations with Justin. Wherein we wondered whether or not Alan drugged you, or if you"

Phillip: "Alan drugged me?! Why?!"

Alex: "Darling, isn't that obvious? Because he still blames you for what I did."

Phillip: "But but, I didn't do it. I disowned you because of it!"

Ross: "Does that matter? He is Alan Spaulding after all."

Phillip: "Yes, but"

Gus: "Phil, who knows, maybe it's all plot related. Maybe when its all said in done, it'll paint a cohesive storyline. Or, maybe they just want to write you off to the looney bin."

Phillip: "'Looney bin?' Great, so I'll end up like one of my mothers?!"

Ross: "Unfortunately, Phillip, you could end up like either one of your mothers at this point."

Blake: "You know, maybe he was drugged. But the person responsible will remain unknown, so Phillip will have to be rescued from Ravenwood"

Harley: "And who will do the rescuing?"

Blake: "Why us, of course. It could go something like this."

{Cut to Blake's daydream.}

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Blake: "You think Ross will understand?"

Harley: "Maybe. You never know."

Blake: "C'mon, Phillip, you have stay here with us."

Harley: "Yeah, we need to get out of here. You need to go with Auntie Blake, now."

Blake: "'Auntie Blake?'"

Harley: "Well, you are."

Harley: "Honey, I know things are confusing for you right now. But, you've got to try. Yes, you've got to try. If not for yourself, then for your kids. Zach, Lizzie, and James need you, Phillip."

Olivia: {enters the room with a wheelchair} "I found one."

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Ross: "You kidnapped my nephew!"

Blake: "We didn't kidnap him. He came with us willingly."

Ross: "Blake, I don't think he even knows what day it is. He's in no condition to consent to anything. Much less, being kidnapped!"

Blake: "Rescued, Ross. He was in danger."

Ross: "Why didn't you tell me?!"

Blake: "There wasn't enough time, and there was that whole Mayoral race thing going on. I didn't want to jeopardize your chances."

Ross: "And this doesn't?!"

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{Cut back to "reality."}

Ross: "Blake you're forgetting something. I have Phillip's power of attorney. I could just get him out of there without the theatrics. "

Blake: "Yeah, but, that hasn't been revealed onscreen. So they, the high muckety mucks, could go with someone else having it, or no one having it all."

Phillip: "Which would make me look like an idiot."

Rick: "Blake, why am I not in on the rescue plan?"

Blake: " You youre driving the getaway car."

Rick: "'Getaway car?'"

Disclaimer: GL characters belong to P&G Productions. This little fic is meant as pure, harmless fun., etc.

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{Out Take}

Phillip: It's the drowning vortex of doom!"

Gus: "Then why do you keep on getting sucked in?"

Phillip: "Because I'm stupid."