Human can opener Part 2
By: kingofdragons1 with the added comments of Arista Niara
There I was standing in the most infamous of all places in the world that is TMNT, (A/N1: kingofdragons1: bum bum bummmmmmmmmm) The Tecnodrome.
For a place so white I expected it to be allot brighter, but since Krang was by far no Martha Stewart, (and trust me that's a good thing) I had to settle for the home makings you can only find from a brain-like creature that comes from dimension X. Glancing around at my new surroundings I caught a glimpse of Shredder he was hugging the can that I had given to him and tears were gushing out of his eyes, like it was the best day in the world for him or something. Shrugging it off I poked at Arista so see if she had turned human again from her previous coat rack like stature. Unfortunately she was still as stiff as a week old loaf of Italian bread so there was just nothing I could do about that. Soon we were in the middle, better known as the control room for those regulars who often visit the place. Krang was in his not so stylish robotic ummm-sporting wear? Yea that must be what it is. He appeared to be sitting down for tea (who would of thought?) at a large table surrounded by many chairs. Each chair except for two had a stuffed animal in it (squirrels, fish hares you name it this guy had it) thinking to myself I knew I dint want to know why or how or any other questions like that having to do with this particular subject. The two of us sat down to tea time with the strange brain creature when suddenly a man in a very large hat and his hare companion came rushing in with cups of tea kettles of tea and their own chairs. " You invited friends over Krang? " Shredder asked, "no of course not" screeched the brain. " Allow me to introduce myself" exclaimed the man " for I am one in the same as the same one as I am none other then yours truly" he finished with a smirk. "Huh?" Shredder and Krang said simultaneously. " He's the Mad Hatter," I shouted over the commotion, but no one was listening tome again. " No room, no room" cried the hatter " it wasn't very civil of you to sit down being uninvited" the hare called to Krang "WHAT, THIS IS MY TABLE! " screamed the brain. "Oh, oh I have a good question," exclaimed the Hatter, completely ignoring Krang " why is a raven like a writing desk?" Everyone looked blank. "You expect them to understand that?" asked the hare. " I want a clean cup," declared the hatter " lets all switch places". "An idea an idea" cried the hare, everyone but Krang got up and switched places knocking a stuffed animal out of the previous chair. "How dare you do that to my friends" shouted the brain, but no one was paying attention to him." "It was at the great concert of the queen of hearts that I had to sing" began the Hatter, then turning to sing "twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder where your at, up above the world you fly, like a tea-tray in the sky". " Oh very good very good " shouted the hare. " well I hardly finished the first verse when the queen bawled out " he's murdering the time, off with his head"" continued the Hatter. "You might as well say that 'I like what I get' is the same thing 'as I get what I like,'" said the hare. "Take some more tea," the Hatter said to me. I elbowed shredder and he looked over at me "I don't think we should be drinking the tea" with a nod and a sip of tea Shredder turned his focus back to the party. " I told you your butter wouldn't suit the works," shouted the Hatter to the Hare "it was the best butter you know" called back the hare. "SWITCH" yelled the Hatter, and everyone except Krang switched again. Leaving Shredder and company at the mercy of the mad hatter I decided to call it a day. Just as I left the table I heard the Hatter call out " what day of the month is it?" then he went on to ask "does your watch tell you what year it is?" meanwhile I was taking an exclusive tour of the Tecnodrome when about forty foot soldiers walked up to me. A little weirded out I asked what they wanted, the leader of the troop looked confused and replied" but we always tuck you in and tell you a bed time story sir". Curious that I was I played along; they lead me down a long corridor finally stopping at a large double wooden door. I opened the door and looked inside, the room was furnished with the accents of a thirteenth century Japanese home (with the additional add-ins, a.k.a the Jacuzzi, posters of Hanson, and a rock guitar collection, oh yea and also three pink rabbit stuffed animals) " Nice place u got yourself Shredder" I thought to myself " except for the tasteless boy band music and the rabbits, I think I can chill here for a while. " hey you" I called at one of the foot soldiers " bring me some milk and cookies on the double" ,"YES sir " he shouted and ran off ,"and make sure they are chocolate chip! I yelled down the hall. Seconds later cookies and milk at m disposal, I demanded the remote control and turned on the tube. Sitting back watching Spiderman the movie on pay -per- view and munching on my cookies I wondered how everyone else was doing. Then I suddenly remembered something, "my coat rack" I blurted out " I need my coat rack" I told one of my foot soldier attendants. In a hustle three of the men nearest the door rushed out and retrieved Arista for me. The afternoon passed quickly and by the time Spiderman was over I felt tired. Preparing for bed I took off my Shredder armor all except for the mask claiming that I needed to keep it on because I was cold. After that my attendants proceeded to tuck me in, then one held up five books for me to choose from. The titles were as following: "A Tale Of Two Cities", " The Tale Of The Weird Grandma", "Chocolate The Killer That Won't Stop Killing", "Of Men And Mice", and "Jurassic Park The Real story", (A/N4 Arista Niara: you can only guess what one he chose there) I chose Jurassic Park The Real Story. (A/N5 Arista Niara: I could have sworn he was going to go for the grandma one.)
::: That night three not so silent thieves (unknown to me at the time) came into the room and carried Arista off, attempting to dump her down the garbage chute but it was at that moment when Arista regained her senses and broke free of her evil captors. Using her limited abilities of Kung fu and ideals from watching the matrix too many times she prepared herself for battle. One by one the Assailants employed their methods and one by one Arista fended them off knocking them all unconscious. Not knowing where she was or what was happening she tried to make a plan of escape.
Before her were two chutes: one with a blue handle, and the other with a red. (One was for garbage
(Blue) the other for laundry (red)) Hearing many voices coming towards the hall she had to decide quickly. So she went with her favorite color jumping into the chute for safety unfortunately for her this meant a one-way trip out of the dome and into the sewer.:::
The next morning I awoke to a beautifully made and deliciously tasting breakfast of scrambled eggs and cheese with three strips of bacon and a tall glass of apple juice. After that I took the liberty of using Shredder's shower got dressed and made my way down to the control room not noticing that Arista was no longer in my room. When I met up with Shredder and Krang they were bickering over what to do next. As soon as I walked in I became the center of attention for both looked up at me. "What?" I asked, " the pot and stove which way?" an all to eager Shredder demanded. "Oh about twenty five miles south east of here" I replied, " ever hear of a place called Rider University?" "You heard him shouted Krang to one of the foot soldiers in charge of operating the Tecnodrome, "set a course for Rider University!!!" During this time I spend valuable bonding moments with Shredder playing various board games. Some time later we arrived a half way point (halfway down the block) in which we paused to refuel, while Krang attended to that I played Shredder at some Chess beating him thirty seven times in a row in fifteen minutes. Shortly after Shredder threw up the board in vain claiming that the game could not be won. (A/N2; kingofdragons1: note we were playing hungry, hungry hippos at the time.) More time passed and I suggested playing some video games (it seems Shredder is a real wiz when it comes to playing grand theft auto three). It was getting pretty late when I thought I remembered something, I went down the hall into Shredders room looking for Arista but she was no where to be seen so I turned to Shredder, who had followed me " hey you wouldn't know what happened to my coat rack now would you?" I questioned him. "What?" he said as he tugged at the armor around his neck "coat rack?" he asked scratching his head "I had nothing to do with it" he said now sweating " oh, umm I mean" he corrected "what coat rack".
::: Arista (covered in orange Jell-O from head to toe) had just gained semi-consciousness when four humanoid creatures with shells on their backs came into view. "Whoa looks like Shredder threw out another perfectly good coat rack," said Mikey pointing to a discarded coat rack. "You already have twelve, Mikey," chided Raph. "Hey guys come over here" Leo called to the other turtles as he began poking something with a stick "I think I found something". The other turtles came over and looked at where Leo with strange grins on their faces. "What? Asked Leo, " I think you better stop poking at it cause I think its alive" Mikey warned Leo. Donnetello bent down to examine the creature, " it appears to be a orange gelatin creature of some sort maybe one f Krang's creations". " Can we keep it?" asked Mikey, " no of course not" replied Leo. 'Actually I think we should take it back for experiments" suggested Donny. The rest of the turtles shrugged as Donny slung Arista over his back and followed them back home. Awaking on Donny's laboratory table just on time to see the turtle prepare to surgically cut her Arista screamed at the top of her lungs "NO". Backing away, Donny although slightly frightened, remained calm. "So you can talk" the turtle obseverved. "Of course I can talk what do you think I am some lifeless blob of jelly?" (A/N6 kingofdragons1: not knowing that she was covered in the orange goop I think it was a pretty good coincidence that she said what she did) "Well yes actually " confessed Donny "I mean you sure do look like some kind of slime monster". " What do you mean I look like a slime monster?" Arista questioned. Donny held up a mirror for her to see "arghhhh I do look like a slime monster" Said a shocked Arista "and wait a second you're a turtle aren't you?" she finished. "Yes, yes I am, confirmed Donny. "LEO?" Arista questioned and began hugging Donetello so tightly he thought she was going to crush him to death. Just then something snapped in her head, "I need to get cleaned up and then ill be back " said Arista as she hopped off the table "which way to the showers?" "Third door on the right" called Donny after her as he inspected himself for any breakage of bone. :::
Back at the Technodrome, I had given up with Shredder and the coat rack incident because every time I mentioned the words "wood", "coat rack", or "jelly bean" Shredder got all nervous and started sweating up a lake. So I preoccupied myself with following Shredder around all day trying to get him to open more cans for me. Krang was busy at the control room shouting that we were making "good timing" every fifteen minutes. As far as I could tell he was right, because I hadn't even noticed that we had moved in the last five hours. Since all days must end when the fat headed brain creature sings today was no different except for the fact that I got to use some ear plugs which not only kept my eardrums intact but protected me from hearing the god awful comedians that Krang had hired for the night.
::: Meanwhile at the turtle hideout, Arista had taken a shower and now looked like a girl once again. (As apposed to before when she looked like a slime monster) Unleashed in the turtles very home she became so excited that her mind could not differentiate turtle from turtle. So as she went from room to room finding everyone (even master splinter who was hiding under the couch) she hugged (more like bear crushed), clinged to and called Leo. After some time, the turtles managed to tie her up to a chair to begin their interrogation. Unfortunately, for the turtles Arista had been switched to TMNT mode and couldn't do much else but chat the name Leo over and over again. The turtles tried various things to try and get her sane again, food water medicine, talking to her, and even asked Master Splinter to try. But to their dismay she continued to rant on about Leo and now had a crazed look in her eyes. However there was one last shred of hope, for around her neck was a school ID that told them she was from Rider University so the turtles elected to at least take her back there figuring it must be a mental institution of some sort. :::
(End Part 2)
By: kingofdragons1 with the added comments of Arista Niara
There I was standing in the most infamous of all places in the world that is TMNT, (A/N1: kingofdragons1: bum bum bummmmmmmmmm) The Tecnodrome.
For a place so white I expected it to be allot brighter, but since Krang was by far no Martha Stewart, (and trust me that's a good thing) I had to settle for the home makings you can only find from a brain-like creature that comes from dimension X. Glancing around at my new surroundings I caught a glimpse of Shredder he was hugging the can that I had given to him and tears were gushing out of his eyes, like it was the best day in the world for him or something. Shrugging it off I poked at Arista so see if she had turned human again from her previous coat rack like stature. Unfortunately she was still as stiff as a week old loaf of Italian bread so there was just nothing I could do about that. Soon we were in the middle, better known as the control room for those regulars who often visit the place. Krang was in his not so stylish robotic ummm-sporting wear? Yea that must be what it is. He appeared to be sitting down for tea (who would of thought?) at a large table surrounded by many chairs. Each chair except for two had a stuffed animal in it (squirrels, fish hares you name it this guy had it) thinking to myself I knew I dint want to know why or how or any other questions like that having to do with this particular subject. The two of us sat down to tea time with the strange brain creature when suddenly a man in a very large hat and his hare companion came rushing in with cups of tea kettles of tea and their own chairs. " You invited friends over Krang? " Shredder asked, "no of course not" screeched the brain. " Allow me to introduce myself" exclaimed the man " for I am one in the same as the same one as I am none other then yours truly" he finished with a smirk. "Huh?" Shredder and Krang said simultaneously. " He's the Mad Hatter," I shouted over the commotion, but no one was listening tome again. " No room, no room" cried the hatter " it wasn't very civil of you to sit down being uninvited" the hare called to Krang "WHAT, THIS IS MY TABLE! " screamed the brain. "Oh, oh I have a good question," exclaimed the Hatter, completely ignoring Krang " why is a raven like a writing desk?" Everyone looked blank. "You expect them to understand that?" asked the hare. " I want a clean cup," declared the hatter " lets all switch places". "An idea an idea" cried the hare, everyone but Krang got up and switched places knocking a stuffed animal out of the previous chair. "How dare you do that to my friends" shouted the brain, but no one was paying attention to him." "It was at the great concert of the queen of hearts that I had to sing" began the Hatter, then turning to sing "twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder where your at, up above the world you fly, like a tea-tray in the sky". " Oh very good very good " shouted the hare. " well I hardly finished the first verse when the queen bawled out " he's murdering the time, off with his head"" continued the Hatter. "You might as well say that 'I like what I get' is the same thing 'as I get what I like,'" said the hare. "Take some more tea," the Hatter said to me. I elbowed shredder and he looked over at me "I don't think we should be drinking the tea" with a nod and a sip of tea Shredder turned his focus back to the party. " I told you your butter wouldn't suit the works," shouted the Hatter to the Hare "it was the best butter you know" called back the hare. "SWITCH" yelled the Hatter, and everyone except Krang switched again. Leaving Shredder and company at the mercy of the mad hatter I decided to call it a day. Just as I left the table I heard the Hatter call out " what day of the month is it?" then he went on to ask "does your watch tell you what year it is?" meanwhile I was taking an exclusive tour of the Tecnodrome when about forty foot soldiers walked up to me. A little weirded out I asked what they wanted, the leader of the troop looked confused and replied" but we always tuck you in and tell you a bed time story sir". Curious that I was I played along; they lead me down a long corridor finally stopping at a large double wooden door. I opened the door and looked inside, the room was furnished with the accents of a thirteenth century Japanese home (with the additional add-ins, a.k.a the Jacuzzi, posters of Hanson, and a rock guitar collection, oh yea and also three pink rabbit stuffed animals) " Nice place u got yourself Shredder" I thought to myself " except for the tasteless boy band music and the rabbits, I think I can chill here for a while. " hey you" I called at one of the foot soldiers " bring me some milk and cookies on the double" ,"YES sir " he shouted and ran off ,"and make sure they are chocolate chip! I yelled down the hall. Seconds later cookies and milk at m disposal, I demanded the remote control and turned on the tube. Sitting back watching Spiderman the movie on pay -per- view and munching on my cookies I wondered how everyone else was doing. Then I suddenly remembered something, "my coat rack" I blurted out " I need my coat rack" I told one of my foot soldier attendants. In a hustle three of the men nearest the door rushed out and retrieved Arista for me. The afternoon passed quickly and by the time Spiderman was over I felt tired. Preparing for bed I took off my Shredder armor all except for the mask claiming that I needed to keep it on because I was cold. After that my attendants proceeded to tuck me in, then one held up five books for me to choose from. The titles were as following: "A Tale Of Two Cities", " The Tale Of The Weird Grandma", "Chocolate The Killer That Won't Stop Killing", "Of Men And Mice", and "Jurassic Park The Real story", (A/N4 Arista Niara: you can only guess what one he chose there) I chose Jurassic Park The Real Story. (A/N5 Arista Niara: I could have sworn he was going to go for the grandma one.)
::: That night three not so silent thieves (unknown to me at the time) came into the room and carried Arista off, attempting to dump her down the garbage chute but it was at that moment when Arista regained her senses and broke free of her evil captors. Using her limited abilities of Kung fu and ideals from watching the matrix too many times she prepared herself for battle. One by one the Assailants employed their methods and one by one Arista fended them off knocking them all unconscious. Not knowing where she was or what was happening she tried to make a plan of escape.
Before her were two chutes: one with a blue handle, and the other with a red. (One was for garbage
(Blue) the other for laundry (red)) Hearing many voices coming towards the hall she had to decide quickly. So she went with her favorite color jumping into the chute for safety unfortunately for her this meant a one-way trip out of the dome and into the sewer.:::
The next morning I awoke to a beautifully made and deliciously tasting breakfast of scrambled eggs and cheese with three strips of bacon and a tall glass of apple juice. After that I took the liberty of using Shredder's shower got dressed and made my way down to the control room not noticing that Arista was no longer in my room. When I met up with Shredder and Krang they were bickering over what to do next. As soon as I walked in I became the center of attention for both looked up at me. "What?" I asked, " the pot and stove which way?" an all to eager Shredder demanded. "Oh about twenty five miles south east of here" I replied, " ever hear of a place called Rider University?" "You heard him shouted Krang to one of the foot soldiers in charge of operating the Tecnodrome, "set a course for Rider University!!!" During this time I spend valuable bonding moments with Shredder playing various board games. Some time later we arrived a half way point (halfway down the block) in which we paused to refuel, while Krang attended to that I played Shredder at some Chess beating him thirty seven times in a row in fifteen minutes. Shortly after Shredder threw up the board in vain claiming that the game could not be won. (A/N2; kingofdragons1: note we were playing hungry, hungry hippos at the time.) More time passed and I suggested playing some video games (it seems Shredder is a real wiz when it comes to playing grand theft auto three). It was getting pretty late when I thought I remembered something, I went down the hall into Shredders room looking for Arista but she was no where to be seen so I turned to Shredder, who had followed me " hey you wouldn't know what happened to my coat rack now would you?" I questioned him. "What?" he said as he tugged at the armor around his neck "coat rack?" he asked scratching his head "I had nothing to do with it" he said now sweating " oh, umm I mean" he corrected "what coat rack".
::: Arista (covered in orange Jell-O from head to toe) had just gained semi-consciousness when four humanoid creatures with shells on their backs came into view. "Whoa looks like Shredder threw out another perfectly good coat rack," said Mikey pointing to a discarded coat rack. "You already have twelve, Mikey," chided Raph. "Hey guys come over here" Leo called to the other turtles as he began poking something with a stick "I think I found something". The other turtles came over and looked at where Leo with strange grins on their faces. "What? Asked Leo, " I think you better stop poking at it cause I think its alive" Mikey warned Leo. Donnetello bent down to examine the creature, " it appears to be a orange gelatin creature of some sort maybe one f Krang's creations". " Can we keep it?" asked Mikey, " no of course not" replied Leo. 'Actually I think we should take it back for experiments" suggested Donny. The rest of the turtles shrugged as Donny slung Arista over his back and followed them back home. Awaking on Donny's laboratory table just on time to see the turtle prepare to surgically cut her Arista screamed at the top of her lungs "NO". Backing away, Donny although slightly frightened, remained calm. "So you can talk" the turtle obseverved. "Of course I can talk what do you think I am some lifeless blob of jelly?" (A/N6 kingofdragons1: not knowing that she was covered in the orange goop I think it was a pretty good coincidence that she said what she did) "Well yes actually " confessed Donny "I mean you sure do look like some kind of slime monster". " What do you mean I look like a slime monster?" Arista questioned. Donny held up a mirror for her to see "arghhhh I do look like a slime monster" Said a shocked Arista "and wait a second you're a turtle aren't you?" she finished. "Yes, yes I am, confirmed Donny. "LEO?" Arista questioned and began hugging Donetello so tightly he thought she was going to crush him to death. Just then something snapped in her head, "I need to get cleaned up and then ill be back " said Arista as she hopped off the table "which way to the showers?" "Third door on the right" called Donny after her as he inspected himself for any breakage of bone. :::
Back at the Technodrome, I had given up with Shredder and the coat rack incident because every time I mentioned the words "wood", "coat rack", or "jelly bean" Shredder got all nervous and started sweating up a lake. So I preoccupied myself with following Shredder around all day trying to get him to open more cans for me. Krang was busy at the control room shouting that we were making "good timing" every fifteen minutes. As far as I could tell he was right, because I hadn't even noticed that we had moved in the last five hours. Since all days must end when the fat headed brain creature sings today was no different except for the fact that I got to use some ear plugs which not only kept my eardrums intact but protected me from hearing the god awful comedians that Krang had hired for the night.
::: Meanwhile at the turtle hideout, Arista had taken a shower and now looked like a girl once again. (As apposed to before when she looked like a slime monster) Unleashed in the turtles very home she became so excited that her mind could not differentiate turtle from turtle. So as she went from room to room finding everyone (even master splinter who was hiding under the couch) she hugged (more like bear crushed), clinged to and called Leo. After some time, the turtles managed to tie her up to a chair to begin their interrogation. Unfortunately, for the turtles Arista had been switched to TMNT mode and couldn't do much else but chat the name Leo over and over again. The turtles tried various things to try and get her sane again, food water medicine, talking to her, and even asked Master Splinter to try. But to their dismay she continued to rant on about Leo and now had a crazed look in her eyes. However there was one last shred of hope, for around her neck was a school ID that told them she was from Rider University so the turtles elected to at least take her back there figuring it must be a mental institution of some sort. :::
(End Part 2)
