Chapter 3
Lita and Matt sat down at the table where Jericho and Adam were eating. "Hey where's Jeff?" Matt asked "Yeah I haven't seen Trish all day either." Lita added "Ah, that would be because Princess and Prince Charming had a little run in with the wicked witch this morning." Adam said laughing to himself. "What?" Lita and Matt asked in unison, both with puzzled looks on their faces. "Wast wight, Twish and Weff stawyed togewther awnd Way attackwed thwem thwis mornwing." (Translation: Last night Trish and Jeff stayed together and Jay attacked them this morning.") Chris said stuffing a sandwich in his mouth. Lita smacked him. "Don't talk with your mouth full! Matt are you still confused here?" Matt nodded. "Okay, this morning me and Chris wake up to banging and screaming in the next room over right? Right. And we run over to see what the hell is going on, and there we find a crying Trish Stratus, and a fuming Jeff Hardy beating up on a defensless Jason Reso, got it? We don't know anything else, except for the looks Jeff and Trish exchanged told us that there's a spark between the two of them." Adam stated. "Good, they both could use someone in their lives right now." Lita said and Matt once again nodded his agreement. Just then the doors to the catering room opened. Jeff and Trish walked in, Jeff's arm around Trish, assisting her limp from last previous nights events. They joined Matt, Lita, Adam, and Chris at the table. "Hey Guys." Trish said and smiled. "Hi, are you guys alright?" Matt asked first. "A little shook up, but we'll be alright." Jeff replied. Trish left and grabbed two bottles of water, she handed one to Jeff. She was still wearing his hoodie. Everyone sat there, and an acquward scilence came over the group of friends. "Okay, does anyone else here think we deserve an explanation?" Jericho questioned, breaking the scilence. "Explaination of what?" Trish asked. "Well lets see, this morning might be a good place to start." Adam replied. "Last night, me and Trish had a little accident, we ran smack dab into each other when we were coming around a corner. She was knocked out, and didn't have a hotel room yet, she woke up, the reception desks were closed, Charlene and Lisa had left, she had no where to stay. So she came with me. We wake up, Jay is beligrantly knocking on the door, he barges in, slaps Trish and throws her down, so I beat the shit out of him, end of story." Jeff summed it up quickly "Aw, Trish honey are you okay?" Lita asked comforting her friend. "I'm fine Lita, Jay is just so." "Retarded?" Matt interrupted. "Correct." They all laughed. Their laughter was broken as Jay entered the room. He had a huge black eye and a bandaid over his forehead. He grabbed a sandwich and sat down at Triple H's table. He shot Jeff a glare. Jeff stood up, Trish grabbed his arm. They walked right past Jay and straight out the door back to their room. "Jeff, I have to tell you something." Trish said as they packed their bags, ready to drive to the next town. "What would that be Ms. Stratus?" Jeff replied. Trish walked up to him and wrapped her arms around his neck. She leaned in and kissed him passionately. He put his arms around her waist and kissed her back.
Lita and Matt sat down at the table where Jericho and Adam were eating. "Hey where's Jeff?" Matt asked "Yeah I haven't seen Trish all day either." Lita added "Ah, that would be because Princess and Prince Charming had a little run in with the wicked witch this morning." Adam said laughing to himself. "What?" Lita and Matt asked in unison, both with puzzled looks on their faces. "Wast wight, Twish and Weff stawyed togewther awnd Way attackwed thwem thwis mornwing." (Translation: Last night Trish and Jeff stayed together and Jay attacked them this morning.") Chris said stuffing a sandwich in his mouth. Lita smacked him. "Don't talk with your mouth full! Matt are you still confused here?" Matt nodded. "Okay, this morning me and Chris wake up to banging and screaming in the next room over right? Right. And we run over to see what the hell is going on, and there we find a crying Trish Stratus, and a fuming Jeff Hardy beating up on a defensless Jason Reso, got it? We don't know anything else, except for the looks Jeff and Trish exchanged told us that there's a spark between the two of them." Adam stated. "Good, they both could use someone in their lives right now." Lita said and Matt once again nodded his agreement. Just then the doors to the catering room opened. Jeff and Trish walked in, Jeff's arm around Trish, assisting her limp from last previous nights events. They joined Matt, Lita, Adam, and Chris at the table. "Hey Guys." Trish said and smiled. "Hi, are you guys alright?" Matt asked first. "A little shook up, but we'll be alright." Jeff replied. Trish left and grabbed two bottles of water, she handed one to Jeff. She was still wearing his hoodie. Everyone sat there, and an acquward scilence came over the group of friends. "Okay, does anyone else here think we deserve an explanation?" Jericho questioned, breaking the scilence. "Explaination of what?" Trish asked. "Well lets see, this morning might be a good place to start." Adam replied. "Last night, me and Trish had a little accident, we ran smack dab into each other when we were coming around a corner. She was knocked out, and didn't have a hotel room yet, she woke up, the reception desks were closed, Charlene and Lisa had left, she had no where to stay. So she came with me. We wake up, Jay is beligrantly knocking on the door, he barges in, slaps Trish and throws her down, so I beat the shit out of him, end of story." Jeff summed it up quickly "Aw, Trish honey are you okay?" Lita asked comforting her friend. "I'm fine Lita, Jay is just so." "Retarded?" Matt interrupted. "Correct." They all laughed. Their laughter was broken as Jay entered the room. He had a huge black eye and a bandaid over his forehead. He grabbed a sandwich and sat down at Triple H's table. He shot Jeff a glare. Jeff stood up, Trish grabbed his arm. They walked right past Jay and straight out the door back to their room. "Jeff, I have to tell you something." Trish said as they packed their bags, ready to drive to the next town. "What would that be Ms. Stratus?" Jeff replied. Trish walked up to him and wrapped her arms around his neck. She leaned in and kissed him passionately. He put his arms around her waist and kissed her back.
