Cinderella in 30 Seconds.

Nefertiri's Handmaiden

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Cinderella: Stepmother, I hate you! You're mean!

Stepmother: Too bad. Go clean something.

Announcer Guy: There's a ball at the castle. The Prince is gonna pick a wife.

Stepmother: Okey-dokey! Let's go. Cinderella, not you.

Cinderella: Bummer.

Fairy Godmother: Forget her, let's go.

Cinderella: Hey, I'm pretty.

Fairy Godmother: Yeah, now get a move-on.

Prince: Hey, that babe is hot!

Cinderella: Thanks.

Prince: I love you.

Cinderella: I love you too.

*kiss*

Prince: Marry me.

Cinderella: Oops, gotta go. Here's a shoe as a clue to my identity.

Prince: NOOOOOO!

Stepmother: Hey, now I have a chance.

Prince: The shoe doesn't fit your daughters. Hey, your maid is a hottie. And the shoe fits her.

Cinderella: Yup.

*kiss*

Cinderella: Beat that, Stepmother, I'm a princess now!

Stepmother: Bummer.

THE END