Attack Of The Stewies
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------------------------------------------------------------------ "Attack! We will take her down, now get the weapons!"ordered the real Stewie.
"Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh! Stewie stop this at once!" screamed Lois.
Peter walks into the room and asks "Whats with the screaming?"
"We will kill you Lois"said #2.
"Meg! Chris! Come up and get the popcorn, there's a live fighting movie
in Stewie's room"cried Peter.
"You know they'll kill each other, right?" stated Brian.
"Die Lois DIE!"cried Stewie."#2 get me the bazooka!"
"Hey dad? Whats going on?" asked Chris.
"Your mother and Stewie are fighting, so we might as well watch" answered
Peter. "Hey! Here's the Popcorn."said Meg.
"So...who's winning?" asked Brian.
"It's hard to say, the Stewies seem to have the advantage so far." said
Peter. "Fire all weapons at Lois now!" ordered Stewie.
Five minutes later there is a crater with a mushroom shaped cloud above
it. "Aghhhhhhhhhhhh!"screamed Lois .
"Victory is mine" celebrated the Stewie's.
"Meg check on your mother and Chris call the ambulance." ordered Peter.
"The ambulance has arrived, Dad!" shouted Meg.
"Chris, Brian you to haul Lois into the ambulance" ordered Peter.
"Yes sir!¡± Cried Brian and Chris.
"I think we should not bother the Stewies...heh come on lets go." said
Peter.
~At the hospital¡~
"Sorry...Mr. Griffin." said the Doctor. "There was nothing we could
do for her." Peter cried in agony "Oh god no! LOIS!" "But, we could
make her into an android...although it will be really expensive. "DO
IT! And how much will it cost?" asked Peter. " It will cost you $1500.00,
if you want it to be cheaper we could use weaker meta l" said the Doctor.
"It will cost $500.00." " 500 dollars eh?. "
~Flashback~
"Come on buddy, I'll even give you a sample." said the Drug dealer.
"Free Sample? Fine I'll give it a try?" said Peter. The Drug Dealer
hands Peter Marijuana and Peter lights it up and tries it. "Whoa, give
me some more" said the slightly high Peter. "$500.00 per box, how much you
want?" asked the Drug Dealer. "I'll take it!" ordered Peter.
~ End Flashback~
"I'll take it!" ordered Peter.
~ 2 Hours later~
"We have finished." said the Doctor. Lois comes in and everybody looks
at her in awe. "What?"asked Mecha Lois? Stewie looks into his monitor
and cries. "F**king son of a B***H!! She has returned as an android!
Number two battle stations!" ordered Stewie.
I don't own Family Guy, if I did I would be famous!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------ "Attack! We will take her down, now get the weapons!"ordered the real Stewie.
"Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh! Stewie stop this at once!" screamed Lois.
Peter walks into the room and asks "Whats with the screaming?"
"We will kill you Lois"said #2.
"Meg! Chris! Come up and get the popcorn, there's a live fighting movie
in Stewie's room"cried Peter.
"You know they'll kill each other, right?" stated Brian.
"Die Lois DIE!"cried Stewie."#2 get me the bazooka!"
"Hey dad? Whats going on?" asked Chris.
"Your mother and Stewie are fighting, so we might as well watch" answered
Peter. "Hey! Here's the Popcorn."said Meg.
"So...who's winning?" asked Brian.
"It's hard to say, the Stewies seem to have the advantage so far." said
Peter. "Fire all weapons at Lois now!" ordered Stewie.
Five minutes later there is a crater with a mushroom shaped cloud above
it. "Aghhhhhhhhhhhh!"screamed Lois .
"Victory is mine" celebrated the Stewie's.
"Meg check on your mother and Chris call the ambulance." ordered Peter.
"The ambulance has arrived, Dad!" shouted Meg.
"Chris, Brian you to haul Lois into the ambulance" ordered Peter.
"Yes sir!¡± Cried Brian and Chris.
"I think we should not bother the Stewies...heh come on lets go." said
Peter.
~At the hospital¡~
"Sorry...Mr. Griffin." said the Doctor. "There was nothing we could
do for her." Peter cried in agony "Oh god no! LOIS!" "But, we could
make her into an android...although it will be really expensive. "DO
IT! And how much will it cost?" asked Peter. " It will cost you $1500.00,
if you want it to be cheaper we could use weaker meta l" said the Doctor.
"It will cost $500.00." " 500 dollars eh?. "
~Flashback~
"Come on buddy, I'll even give you a sample." said the Drug dealer.
"Free Sample? Fine I'll give it a try?" said Peter. The Drug Dealer
hands Peter Marijuana and Peter lights it up and tries it. "Whoa, give
me some more" said the slightly high Peter. "$500.00 per box, how much you
want?" asked the Drug Dealer. "I'll take it!" ordered Peter.
~ End Flashback~
"I'll take it!" ordered Peter.
~ 2 Hours later~
"We have finished." said the Doctor. Lois comes in and everybody looks
at her in awe. "What?"asked Mecha Lois? Stewie looks into his monitor
and cries. "F**king son of a B***H!! She has returned as an android!
Number two battle stations!" ordered Stewie.
