When You Give a Mouse a Cookie: Slayers Style
By: Lina Gabriev
Disclaimer: Slayers is owned by Hajime Kanzaka. I'm not making any money off this story. The story When You Give a Mouse a Cookie belongs to Laura Joffe Numeroff.
Summary: Slayers/Bedtime Stories crossover. L/G, A/Z, F/X
Word Count: 284
Warnings: Cuteness. Lina/Gourry
When You Give a Jellyfish the Dramatta
When you give Gourry a sword,
He's going to want something to protect.
When you give him the dramatta.
He'll probably make fun of her chest.
When he makes fun of her chest.
Chances are, he'll get Fireballed.
After he's Fireballed and is unconscious.
A mazoku will show up.
After it shows up,
It'll want the dramatta to join their evil.
When she refuses,
The Mazoku will try to kill her.
When Lina is about to get beaten,
Gourry will wake up and save the day.
After the fight,
He'll probably get tired and want to take a nap.
So the dramatta will heal him and send him off to bed.
Since Gourry can't get to sleep,
He'll probably ask her to read him a story.
And Chances are she'll read him a story about her,
Which will boost her neverending ego,
Two seconds into the story,
Gourry will start snoring.
The Dramatta will then move to Fireball him,
Instead, contenting herself to watch him sleep.
After he wakes up, he'll ask for some paper and crayons.
When the picture is finished,
The Dramatta will want to see it,
After he shows her the crude portrait he drew of her,
Chances are she'll Fireball him.
And he'll yet again fall unconscious.
Feeling guilty for knocking him unconscious,
She will wait until he awakes.
When he wakes up, he'll ask her why she's stayed.
She'll reply that she wanted the sword of light.
Refusing to give it to her,
She will then tell him she will stick with him until he gives it up.
When you give the Dramatta the sword of Light instead,
Chances are that Lina will want the Jellyfish along with it.
