The Little Red Hen Slayers Style

By: Lina Gabriev

Disclaimer: Slayers is owned by Hajime Kanzaka. I'm not making any money off this story. The story The Little Ren Hen belongs to Penryhn W. Coussens.

Summary: Slayers/Bedtime Stories crossover. L/G, A/Z, F/X

Word Count: 487

Warnings: Cuteness. Amelia/Zelgadis


The Little, Blue Chimera


A little, blue chimera once found a grain of wheat.

"Who will plant this wheat?" the little blue chimera asked.

"Like hell I will," says the dramatta.

"Hell? Wait. What were we deciding?" asks the jellyfish.

"Sore wa himitsu desu," says the trickster.

"NAMAGOMI!" yells the dragon.

"I'd be happy to help Mister Zelgadis," says the princess.

"All right then," says the little blue chimera.

So together, they planed the grain of wheat.

Very soon the wheat began to grow and green leaves sprouted out of the ground.

The sun shone, the rain fell, and the wheat kept growing until it was tall, strong, and ripe.

"Who will reap this wheat," the little blue chimera asked.

"What do you think?" glares the bandit killer.

"Uh, I still have no clue what you're talking about." says the swordsman.

"That is a secret," says the mazoku.

"DEMON GARBAGE!" yells the golden dragon.

"I'd be happy to help Mister Zelgadis," says the princess.

"All right then," says the little blue chimera.

So together, they reaped the wheat, the little, blue chimera blushing all the while.

Turning of course into a Little, Purple Chimera.

"Who will thresh this wheat?" says the little blue chimera.

"NOT ME!" yells the sorceress.

"Um..." mumbles the swordsman.

"Sore wa himitsu desu," says the mazoku general.

"STOP SAYING THAT!" yells the former dragon priestess.

"I'd be happy to help Mister Zelgadis," says the princess.

"All right then," says the little, blue chimera.

So together, they threshed the wheat.

"Who will take this wheat to mill to have it ground?" asks the blue, little chimera.

"I swear. If you ask me one more time..." threatens the small-breasted witch.

"What? Huh?" says the dumb-as-a-brick, nice guy..

"That is a secret!" says the purple-haired nuisance.

"AHH!" says the blond, crazy woman with a mace as she transforms into a dragon.

"I'd be happy to help Mister Zelgadis," says the princess.

"All right then," says the little blue chimera.

Again together, they the wheat to mill, and together they came back with the flour.

"Who will bake this flour?" says the little blue chimera.

"That's it! Darkness beyond twilight.." chants the sister of the Cephied Knight.

"A little, red hen? Where?" drools the former mercenary.

"Wouldn't you like to know..." giggles the killer of dragon clans.

"I GIVE UP!" shouts the last of the golden dragons.

"I'd be happy to help Mister Zelgadis," says the princess.

"All right then," says the little, blue chimera.

So together, they baked the flour and made a loaf of bread.

"Who will eat this loaf of bread," says the little blue chimera.

"You better give that to me," says Lina, eyes narrowing.

"Bread? Sure Zel," says Gourry, smiling.

"That is a secret," says Xelloss.

"Oh! That would be delightful with some tea," says Filia.

"No it's ok, Mister Zelgadis," says Amelia.

Instead of listening to Amelia's protest, together they eat the bread.

"DRAGON SLAVE!"


Author Notes:

I doubt there will be any more chapters. I had alot of fun with this. If I encounter a good bedtime story, I might add a chapter. But I probably won't.