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Disclaimer: I do NOT, I repeat, I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh! Nor do I own Michael Jackson.

*cringes* So what if I live by Gary, Indiana? That doesn't mean I have to be a fan of

his!

I have decided to use the Japanese names in here from now on. If you don't know

who everyone is for some reason...

Yugi is Yuugi.

Yami is Yami

Téa is Anzu

Joey is Jounouchi or Jou

Tristan is Honda

Malik and Marik (Malik's Yami)

Ryou and Bakura

Seto Kaiba is Kaiba

Mai is well, Mai

I mention Serenity in here... She's Shizuka

Oh thank you all for those FOUR reviews.. -_- I need more people! Flames,

whatever I don't care!!! ^_^

*don't flame me just cuz I said that either -_-*

Oh! Theres just a bit of Yaoi. Not too much tho.

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Chapter 3: Honda's Secret is Fianlly Out!

~In the last chapter, Yami had an idea. Here it is ^-^~

Honda, still looking scared asked, "Yami? What are you going to do...?"

Yami gets psycotic look in eyes and evily asks, "Honda... truth or dare?"

Honda puts his hands behind his head and starts laughing sheepily. "I pick dare..."

Yami grins, looking accomplished. "Ha! Whats your best kept secret?"

"So thats what you were talking about before. Uhh, I don't want to say." Honda says.

"You better say it..." Yami demands, still looking psycotic.

Honda waits a while before saying, "Ah! Ok, I... I have a crush on... Pegasus."

Yuugi's eyes grow wide. "What about Shizuka? I thought you loved girls more than anything!"

"Yeah, I still do. But she never notices me... I don't love Pegasus, I just like his voice and... hair."

"Well then, maybe I should tell my secret too. I love my Blue Eyes White

Dragon!" Kaiba says in a chibi voice.

Jou states, "We should all be glad the girls and Gramps are all asleep."

Everyone except Honda and Kaiba nod their heads, until the phone rings.

"Well now thats gonna wake em' all up..." Jou says.

Yami gets up to answer the phone. "I'll get it. Moshi-moshi. Mutou residence, who is this?"

"I need to talk to Honda." says the person on the other line.

Yami asks, "Would you please tell me who you are?"

"I'll give you one clue. I sorta resemble Michael Jackson."

"Umm. Ok? Here Hon-"

"WHO AM I?" yells the unknown man.

"I don't know..." Yami says shakily.

"Darn. Come on! Its me! Pegasus!!"

"Pegasus?!" Yami yells, shoked.

"What the fuck? I killed that guy!" Bakura yelled, angered very much indeed.

Pegasus says, "Who said I wasn't? Nah! Just playin' Yami-boy!"

Yami quickly hands Honda the phone.

"Uh, hello?"

"Oh, Honda-san! I heard you say that you like me! Oh! I'm so

happy!! So when are we going to go on a date? My treat, whenever, wherever..."

"Let me think about that." Honda puts his hand over phone and asks the others, "what should I do guys? He wants to go on a date."

Jou whispers, "Just say yes!"

"I don't know about this you guys..." Yuugi says unsure.

Kaiba randomly says, "Oh, how I love my dragon!" He then hugs his BEWD plushie.

"Hey, there will be one less air head in the room, so why not?" Jou says.

Honda sarcasticly says, "Hey, thanks for standing up for me, bud..."

"Haha! Your welcome!!" Jou said not getting Honda's sarcasm.

Pegasus is still waiting on the phone. "Well...?"

Honda thinks and says unsure, "Uhh.. sure?"

"Yipee!! So! What time shall I come? Where shall we go? Oh! Theres so much to do Honda-san!" says a very excited Pegasus, in a girly-voice.

"Seven? You pick the place I guess." Honda says.

Pegasus, still in his girly-voice says, "Goodie! Seven at night it is, tomorrow! The place will be a surprise! See ya! Hehe!"

Honda sighs. "Well... we should get back to the game."

"Maybe we should stop for a while. I think its getting out of hand just a tad

bit." Ryou states.

Yuugi says slowly, "I agree. But Malik, Bakura, and I haven't gone yet..."

Malik states, "I don't want to go. I might get himuliated. If I had my yami here,

I would definetly wouldln't want to keep playing..."

"Yeah... I agree with Malik. About the not playing part that is." Bakura says.

Kaiba is asleep still hugging his plushie, everyone notices because hes mumbling.

"I got an idea," Bakura says evily, "I know its kind of obvious. But shouldn't we do

something to Kaiba?"

"Like what? Aha! I see. Bakura, our minds are the best above all!" Malik says confidently. All of a sudden Marik comes through Yuugi's front door.

"Muahaha! The Millenium Rod should take care of all of this!" Marik sadiscally says, pointing the Millennium Rod at Kaiba.

"Woah! How the hell did you get here?" asked Malik, surprised at his yami's sudden appearance.

Marik states his reason, "Well, I noticed you and Bakura there talking about taking his plushie. Stupid high priest he is, isn't he?"

Yami, angered, says, "He was MY High Preist. Only I, Ancient Pharaoh of Egypt, Yami, shall call him stupid!"

"Shut up Pharaoh! Before I take your Millenium Puzzle and make all people bow down to me and call ME Pharaoh! Bwahaha!!!" states both Marik and Malik.

Bakura suggests, "So, should we take his plushie?"

Honda happily says, "Yes. And hey! I can take it to Pegasus tomorrow! As like, a presentor something."

"Yeah, thats a good idea. But won't it have like Kaiba's drool all over it?" Yuugi asked, concerened about his friends soon-to-be-present to his date.

"Possibly. But can't we wash it in the washing machine or something?"

"At one in the morning? Wouldn't he wake up?" Yuugi asks.

"It was a thought..." Honda sighs.

"Maybe we can wash it in the sink?" suggests Bakura.

"Grand idea, Bakura!" Ryou exclaims.

Bakura nods. When Yami asks, "Who's gonna have the honors of taking it out of his arms?" Everyone then shift their heads to the former Pharaoh.

Yami backs up into the couch, scared. "I guess that means... me?"

Marik yells, "Yes, Pharaoh! You, you, you, you! Muahahaha!"

"I was just wondering, Marik, how come you have to do you manical laugh after everything you say? I mean yes, I do it too. But not as much as you."

Marik says, "Because, I want to take over the world. You want to too, right? We should all get used to laughing manicly after everything. Hahahaha!"

"I... see. Muahahaha" Malik says until he starts to cough.

Jou, freaked out, says, "Right. You guys do that. I'm going to see if Girls Gone Wild is on or something." He then walked upstairs to the family room.

"I'm coming with!" Honda yells, tagging along with his best friend.

Bakura states, "I thought you liked Pegasus."

"I said I still like girls, didn't I?" Honda yelled back.

"Don't talk back to me!!"

Ryou whispers, "Please... Don't wake Kaiba up."

Kabia shifts in his sleep, then says "Plushie of Ra. Don't leave me...

I love you..."

Yuugi sighs. "That was close. Ok Yami, I'm gonna count down from ten. At one, take that plushie. Ready?"

Yami thinks until...

"10..."

Yami studders, "I didn't..."

"9..."

"... say any..."

"8..."

"... thing."

"7..."

"I'm ready start coun-"

"6..."

"Wait, he already..."

"5..."

"started cou-"

"4..."

"...nting."

Yuugi sighs, finally finishing his counting fast. "3... 2... 1... go!"

Yami squeals. "Yuugi! You counted to fast!"

Yugi, being very annoyed at his darker half, yells, "Yami!"

Yami mumbles then quietly goes to Kaiba.

Kaiba, still sleep talking, mumbles, "Yay... Plushie of Ra.... you came..." Then he pulls Yami in his arms and hugs him.

Yami sweat drops and asks shakily, "Uhh, guys? Help...?"

Marik and Bakura point at Yami holding their sides of laughing too hard, saying, "Hahaha! Look, its the all powerful Pharaoh! Asking...for... hehehe.. HELP! Hahahaha!" They both eventually fall on the ground.

Yami tries to squirm out of Kaiba's grasp. "Not funny!"

"I'll help!", chirps Yuugi.

"Be quiet, mortal! He can do this on his own." Bakura halfway whispered.

Yugi looks hurt, and listens to Bakura. He thought it was best for him.

Yami started thinking to himself, 'Aha! I can say, I, the Plushie of Ra, command...

This is going to be great!'

"Hey Yami, what are you doing?" Yuugi asks.

"I have an idea. It should work." stated Yami.

Malik asked, "Yes, and it is...?"

Yami stared saying in a mystical-like voice, "Kaaiiibbaaaa... listen to mee... I, the Plushie of Ra, command you, Seto Kaiba, to give me your royal Blue Eyes White Dragon plushie."

Kaiba mumbles, "Anything for you... Plushie of Ra..." He hands Yami the slobbery Blue Eyes plushie.

Yami desperatley asks, "Could you also let go of me?"

"Yes, master..." Kaiba lets go of Yami.

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Disclaimer: I do NOT, I repeat, I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh! Nor do I own Michael Jackson.

*cringes* So what if I live by Gary, Indiana? That doesn't mean I have to be a fan of

his!

I have decided to use the Japanese names in here from now on. If you don't know

who everyone is for some reason...

Yugi is Yuugi.

Yami is Yami

Téa is Anzu

Joey is Jounouchi or Jou

Tristan is Honda

Malik and Marik (Malik's Yami)

Ryou and Bakura

Seto Kaiba is Kaiba

Mai is well, Mai

I mention Serenity in here... She's Shizuka

Oh thank you all for those FOUR reviews.. -_- I need more people! Flames,

whatever I don't care!!! ^_^

*don't flame me just cuz I said that either -_-*

Oh! There's just a bit of Yaoi. Not too much though.

*******************************************************************

Chapter 3: Honda's Secret is Finally Out!

~In the last chapter, Yami had an idea. Here it is ^-^~

Honda, still looking scared asked, "Yami? What are you going to do...?"

Yami gets psychotic look in eyes and evilly asks, "Honda... truth or dare?"

Honda puts his hands behind his head and starts laughing sheepily. "I pick dare..."

Yami grins, looking accomplished. "Ha! What's your best kept secret?"

"So that's what you were talking about before. Uhh, I don't want to say." Honda says.

"You better say it..." Yami demands, still looking psychotic.

Honda waits a while before saying, "Ah! Ok, I... I have a crush on... Pegasus."

Yuugi's eyes grow wide. "What about Shizuka? I thought you loved girls more than anything!"

"Yeah, I still do. But she never notices me... I don't love Pegasus, I just like his voice and... hair."

"Well then, maybe I should tell my secret too. I love my Blue Eyes White

Dragon!" Kaiba says in a chibi voice.

Jou states, "We should all be glad the girls and Gramps are all asleep."

Everyone except Honda and Kaiba nod their heads, until the phone rings.

"Well now that's gonna wake em' all up..." Jou says.

Yami gets up to answer the phone. "I'll get it. Moshi-moshi. Mutou residence, who is this?"

"I need to talk to Honda." says the person on the other line.

Yami asks, "Would you please tell me who you are?"

"I'll give you one clue. I sorta resemble Michael Jackson."

"Umm. Ok? Here Hon-"

"WHO AM I?" yells the unknown man.

"I don't know..." Yami says shakily.

"Darn. Come on! Its me! Pegasus!!"

"Pegasus?!" Yami yells, shocked.

"What the fuck? I killed that guy!" Bakura yelled, angered very much indeed.

Pegasus says, "Who said I wasn't? Nah! Just playin' Yami-boy!"

Yami quickly hands Honda the phone.

"Uh, hello?"

"Oh, Honda-san! I heard you say that you like me! Oh! I'm so

happy!! So when are we going to go on a date? My treat, whenever, wherever..."

"Let me think about that." Honda puts his hand over phone and asks the others, "what should I do guys? He wants to go on a date."

Jou whispers, "Just say yes!"

"I don't know about this you guys..." Yuugi says unsure.

Kaiba randomly says, "Oh, how I love my dragon!" He then hugs his BEWD plushie.

"Hey, there will be one less air head in the room, so why not?" Jou says.

Honda sarcastically says, "Hey, thanks for standing up for me, bud..."

"Haha! Your welcome!!" Jou said not getting Honda's sarcasm.

Pegasus is still waiting on the phone. "Well...?"

Honda thinks and says unsure, "Uhh.. sure?"

"Yipee!! So! What time shall I come? Where shall we go? Oh! There's so much to do Honda-san!" says a very excited Pegasus, in a girly-voice.

"Seven? You pick the place I guess." Honda says.

Pegasus, still in his girly-voice says, "Goodie! Seven at night it is, tomorrow! The place will be a surprise! See ya! Hehe!"

Honda sighs. "Well... we should get back to the game."

"Maybe we should stop for a while. I think its getting out of hand just a tad

bit." Ryou states.

Yuugi says slowly, "I agree. But Malik, Bakura, and I haven't gone yet..."

Malik states, "I don't want to go. I might get humiliated. If I had my yami here,

I would definitely wouldn't want to keep playing..."

"Yeah... I agree with Malik. About the not playing part that is." Bakura says.

Kaiba is asleep still hugging his plushie, everyone notices because he's mumbling.

"I got an idea," Bakura says evilly, "I know its kind of obvious. But shouldn't we do

something to Kaiba?"

"Like what? Aha! I see. Bakura, our minds are the best above all!" Malik says confidently. All of a sudden Marik comes through Yuugi's front door.

"Muahaha! The Millennium Rod should take care of all of this!" Marik sadiscally says, pointing the Millennium Rod at Kaiba.

"Woah! How the hell did you get here?" asked Malik, surprised at his yami's sudden appearance.

Marik states his reason, "Well, I noticed you and Bakura there talking about taking his plushie. Stupid high priest he is, isn't he?"

Yami, angered, says, "He was MY High Priest. Only I, Ancient Pharaoh of Egypt, Yami, shall call him stupid!"

"Shut up Pharaoh! Before I take your Millennium Puzzle and make all people bow down to me and call ME Pharaoh! Bwahaha!!!" states both Marik and Malik.

Bakura suggests, "So, should we take his plushie?"

Honda happily says, "Yes. And hey! I can take it to Pegasus tomorrow! As like, a present or something."

"Yeah, that's a good idea. But won't it have like Kaiba's drool all over it?" Yuugi asked, concerned about his friends soon-to-be-present to his date.

"Possibly. But can't we wash it in the washing machine or something?"

"At one in the morning? Wouldn't he wake up?" Yuugi asks.

"It was a thought..." Honda sighs.

"Maybe we can wash it in the sink?" suggests Bakura.

"Grand idea, Bakura!" Ryou exclaims.

Bakura nods. When Yami asks, "Who's gonna have the honors of taking it out of his arms?" Everyone then shift their heads to the former Pharaoh.

Yami backs up into the couch, scared. "I guess that means... me?"

Marik yells, "Yes, Pharaoh! You, you, you, you! Muahahaha!"

"I was just wondering, Marik, how come you have to do you maniacal laugh after everything you say? I mean yes, I do it too. But not as much as you."

Marik says, "Because, I want to take over the world. You want to too, right? We should all get used to laughing manically after everything. Hahahaha!"

"I... see. Muahahaha" Malik says until he starts to cough.

Jou, freaked out, says, "Right. You guys do that. I'm going to see if Girls Gone Wild is on or something." He then walked upstairs to the family room.

"I'm coming with!" Honda yells, tagging along with his best friend.

Bakura states, "I thought you liked Pegasus."

"I said I still like girls, didn't I?" Honda yelled back.

"Don't talk back to me!!"

Ryou whispers, "Please... Don't wake Kaiba up."

Kabia shifts in his sleep, then says "Plushie of Ra. Don't leave me...

I love you..."

Yuugi sighs. "That was close. Ok Yami, I'm gonna count down from ten. At one, take that plushie. Ready?"

Yami thinks until...

"10..."

Yami studders, "I didn't..."

"9..."

"... say any..."

"8..."

"... thing."

"7..."

"I'm ready start coun-"

"6..."

"Wait, he already..."

"5..."

"started cou-"

"4..."

"...nting."

Yuugi sighs, finally finishing his counting fast. "3... 2... 1... go!"

Yami squeals. "Yuugi! You counted to fast!"

Yugi, being very annoyed at his darker half, yells, "Yami!"

Yami mumbles then quietly goes to Kaiba.

Kaiba, still sleep talking, mumbles, "Yay... Plushie of Ra.... you came..." Then he pulls Yami in his arms and hugs him.

Yami sweat drops and asks shakily, "Uhh, guys? Help...?"

Marik and Bakura point at Yami holding their sides of laughing too hard, saying, "Hahaha! Look, its the all powerful Pharaoh! Asking...for... hehehe.. HELP! Hahahaha!" They both eventually fall on the ground.

Yami tries to squirm out of Kaiba's grasp. "Not funny!"

"I'll help!", chirps Yuugi.

"Be quiet, mortal! He can do this on his own." Bakura halfway whispered.

Yugi looks hurt, and listens to Bakura. He thought it was best for him.

Yami started thinking to himself, 'Aha! I can say, I, the Plushie of Ra, command...

This is going to be great!'

"Hey Yami, what are you doing?" Yuugi asks.

"I have an idea. It should work." stated Yami.

Malik asked, "Yes, and it is...?"

Yami stared saying in a mystical-like voice, "Kaaiiibbaaaa... listen to mee... I, the Plushie of Ra, command you, Seto Kaiba, to give me your royal Blue Eyes White Dragon plushie."

Kaiba mumbles, "Anything for you... Plushie of Ra..." He hands Yami the slobbery Blue Eyes plushie.

Yami desperately asks, "Could you also let go of me?"

"Yes, master..." Kaiba lets go of Yami.

Yami gets up and brushes himself off. "Well, I suceeded!"

"Good job, Yami!" Yuugi says, hugging Yami.

Marik said in an annoyed tone, "Yeah, whatever. Now wash it... someone?"

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"Good job, Yami!" Yuugi says, hugging Yami.

Marik said in an annoyed tone, "Yeah, whatever. Now wash it... someone?"

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You know what happens next, more madness...

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