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Ryou: Ok, Kerushi does not own us, nor does she own all of Yu-Gi-Oh.

Bakura: Sure about that…?

Me: …… Anyways like cute lil' Ryou said, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything in this fic. Only the plot. And that was the disclaimer! Now some rambling notes -4 of them-

#1~ Again, I'm using the Japanese names… if you don't know them, I put them in my last chapter- chapter 3 not the authors note-

#2~ And… I have decided this won't be yaoi… since it would change the whole plot… Except for Honda and Pegasus. *sighs* But all my others will be XD

#3~ Thank you all for the many reviews lol. I really appreciate them, a lot. I never knew my fic was that good ^_~

#4~ I have a screwed up computer THAT'S NOW FIXED!! Hehe… I fixed it myself ^_^ *pats self on back*

Anyways… I give lots and lots of credit to Felicia ( Xx-One-Odd-Gurl-xX ), for giving me some of the dares in here! *gives her super-duper hot Malik plushie* ^^

Read her fics!! Damn you all if you don't. I'll send a rabid Marik on ya… Don't want that to happen, ne? Good. On with the fic (with revenge mentioning galore!)

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Chapter four: The Yami's Midnight

~In the last chapter, Marik asked who was going to wash Kaiba's very slobbery plushie~

Marik tapped his foot, looking pissed off. "Well?"

Bakura said, "Let Yami do it…"

Yami got angry. He didn't want to do something again! "No."

Bakura shot a look back at him. "Yes!"

"No…"

"Yes!!"

"No!!!!"

"Yes!"

"No! I already did the last thing

"So?"

Ryou beamed, "I got an idea! How about all of you, as in Yami, Bakura, and Marik, do that? Me, Malik and Yugi can watch over Kaiba."

"Sounds good, Ryou! Right Malik?" Yuugi said, glaring at Malik.

"I guess…" Malik said, not really wanting to.

Marik looked saddened by the fact his hikari was agreeing with Yuugi. He whined, "Malik!! How could you?"

"I don't… know. They made me!" Malik said, pointing to Yugi and Ryou.

"I'll get you for this, hikari! Come on! Off to wash the plushie…!" Marik said, disgusted obstinacies in Egyptian.

~*~ Later in the kitchen… ~*~

Bakura looked disgusted by the appearance of the plushie. "I'm not doing this! I'd rather be sent to the Shadow Realm… again."

Yami boasted, "Well, it was YOUR idea to do something to Kaiba first. So you should have the honors of washing it first."

Marik pointed at Bakura, laughing hysterically.

"You little bastard!" yelled Bakura.

Yami tapped his foot, mad at Bakura's choice of words. "Bakura..."

"Pweez Kura? For Ryou?" Marik asked, putting on a sad puppy face.

Bakura got madder than he already was. "You had to do that… You had to say 'Do it for Ryou', didn't you? Fine! Give me the fucking plushie."

Yami looked pleased. "Here, catch!" He threw the plushie to Bakura in slo-mo. Slobber flings everywhere.

Bakura squealed when the slobber infested plushie hit him in the face. "Ra dammit!"

Yami smirked. "That's what you get tomb robber."

"What the hell did I do?" demanded Bakura.

"… You know very well what you did."

Marik also was confused. "… What did he do?"

Yami smacked his forehead of the dumbness of the other two.

"What the hell? Why aren't you telling us…?" Bakura looks down at his shirt. "Oh my Ra... Get it off!!"

Marik starts turning a brownish-reddish color. "Oh my Bakura. You have… s-slobber… all over you!!" He starts to fall over laughing like the maniac he is.

"Now we have two things to clean up. What next? The roof is gonna collapse on us and water or some type of liquid will fall on us?" Yami asked in a sarcastic manner.

Marik gets up from the floor. "Why would the roof fall, Pharaoh? Geez, you're supposed to be the wise one of all of us. Besides me that is."

"Never mind that!" Bakura said, taking off his slobber-drenched shirt. ((AN: Uh oh... No!! Get away fan girls!! ^^;))

Yami sighed. "Well… I guess it's time to wash the great plushie…"

"I wanna get the water ready!!" Marik said ecstatically.

Bakura looked confused. "Be my guest... Go ahead."

Marik jumped over the kitchen island, ran to the sink, put in the plug, ran the water, and started humming an Egyptian tune. ((A.N: Yep, me again. He did a lot... *gets hit with a rock* Ow! Ok, I'll go!))

~*~ Back in the living room with Yuugi, Ryou, and Malik watching over Kaiba ~*~

Yuugi, being bored, randomly said after minutes of sitting staring at sleeping, mumbling, Kaiba, "Well, what should we do guys?"

Malik, being the guy he is, said, "Take over the world!!"

"How about, we keep playing truth or dare?" Ryou suggested. He knew he said to stop last time, but he was too bored.

"Yeah!" Yuugi beamed.

"... Whatever." Malik managed to say.

"All right then! Now… what should we do?" Ryou asked.

"Ryou, how about you go first. You saved us from being bored staring at Kaiba all night." Yuugi suggested.

"Me? Well, I guess. I pick… Malik. Truth or dare?"

Malik said very confidently, "Dare… of course." Not knowing his sudden twist of fate.

Ryou got a weird look in his eyes, which was very unlike him. "Ok, I want you to dress up as a girl, walk out to the corner by a street light, hike up your skirt, and see what happens."

"Wow, Ryou! You make up the best dares… Like the one with Kaiba singing 'Cry Me A River'." Yuugi said.

"Why did I have to agree with playing this stupid game? Huh, Ryou? Tell me!" Malik demanded, slightly scared by Ryou's choice of dare.

"I don't know, really. So are you going to do the dare?"

"Well I have to, don't I?"

Ryou thought before telling him he had to do the dare.

"Yuugi, do you even have girls clothes here?" Malik asked, thinking that he would get out of this.

Yuugi was first going to say no, then said, "Guess it looks like you're going to have to sneak into Anzu's room, Malik."

Malik looked like he was going to kill something. "Great! Just great. I have to do all of this, and I'm not even sure if something bad is going to happen to me! Ryou… I think Bakura has changed you into some type of maniac."

"Well, he might of and I just didn't notice it. But I don't think he did." Ryou said.

Yuugi felt bad. "Malik, do you want me to get the clothes for you?"

"No! I'll get them myself thank you very much!" Malik said before stomping away.

Ryou and Yuugi both looked at eachother, amazed at Malik's sudden angerment. That was soon cut short though by Kaiba mumbling in his sleep again, to soon be woken up by his loudness at Ryou and Yuugi staring at him.

~*~ Back in the kitchen ~*~

Marik beamed excitedly, "Well, I got the water ready! Time to wash the plushie Kura!"

"Great. What joy I have in my immortal soul. Thanks a bunch, bud." Bakura said very sarcastically.

"Why Bakura, you're quite welcome!" Marik beamed again, being like Jou by not getting what sarcasm is.

"Whatever. Give me the Ra forsaken doll."

Yami got mad. "It's a plushie. And, don't say Ra's name with that kind of sentence, for you have disrespected the all mighty Ra."

"Who cares baka Pharaoh?? Not me!" Bakura yelled.

Now Marik got mad. "You guys better shut up before I send one of you to the Shadow Realm with my Millennium Rod. For I am the holder of the rod."

Yami looked shocked. "That can't be good." ((A.N: You know, those last two sentences was a real quote from the anime… Just thought you'd like to know))

"Ok… whatever. Like I said before, Marik, give me that Ra Damned Plushie." Bakura demanded in a low voice.

"Fine! Muahaha!"

"And you are laughing… why, may I ask?" Bakura wanted to know.

Marik laughed at Bakura's so to be thought dumbness. "I tricked you Bakura!! I stalled so that you would actually want to wash this extremely slobbery Blue Eyes White Dragon plushie!"

Yami looked shocked at Marik's thinking. "Wow… Marik. You were smart just then. Good job!"

"Yeah, I guess I got it from my hikari's anger throughout the past years." he stated.

Bakura this time, was outraged. "You fucking BASTARD!!! I swear, I'm going to get you back for that! I'm not going to forget that… I won't!"

"Love ya too, buddy." Marik finally handed Bakura the plushie.

"I should count how many times he says bastard... That stupid tomb robber." Yami thought out loud.

"Yeah, and I should count how many times you call me a tomb robber, Pharaoh. You know how much pain this is causing me?"

"Nope, never thought of it actually."

"You fucking baka Pharaoh! You never had a care in the world here or in Egypt! All you cared about was your little magician and its powers!" Bakura yelled once more, not caring if he woke anyone up.

"I'm glad you finally showed your true feelings Bakura. I give you brownie points for that!" Yami yelled back.

Marik steps back into the kitchen island. "Allrighty then… Bakura, how about you wash that plushie?" he said before pausing… "Don't hurt me!!"

Yami got up on a stool. "I'll just sit here on this stool and watch you. Is that fine?"

"Sure! Of course it's fine my all mighty Pharaoh! Oh, while you're at it, how about filing your nails too?" Bakura shot back at Yami.

Marik got enough courage and said like a commander of some powerful force, "Bakura!! Get washing! Damn you both! Do I need to tape your fucking mouths together with freaking duct tape? Or should I get Ryou in here to do this? I bet he'll like this a lot... not! You don't want that, now do you?"

Everything is silent, in the distance you can hear crickets chirping.

Yami finally said, "I'm sorry Bakura."

"Whatever."

Marik smiled. "Good! Now… where's the fridge when you need one?"

"It's right behind you." Yami pointed behind Marik.

"I knew that, heh heh..."

Bakura all of a sudden stopped washing. "Ok, umm what do you do when a certain plushie you're washing is um… how do I put this? Falling apart?!"

While stuffing cake in his mouth, Marik said, "I dunno… what? Is it some kind of trick question?"

"What do you think? No! You fool, of course it isn't! Come here and tell me what I did wrong!" Bakura demanded.

"Uh oh." was all Marik could say.

"No duh, Sherlock!"

"Well, can't we just get some super glue? Yuugi says that works with everything." Yami said.

"Well, lets hope your little hikari is right!" Bakura said.

Yami said, "I know he is, I saw him use it on this tree ornament on Christmas. It was fixed so… I'll go get it. It's in his room." He then left the kitchen to go upstairs.

"Well, I guess you'll have to wait on washing it for a while, Bakura." Marik said, sitting down on a stool eating more cake.

"Yep, thank Ra." Bakura then also got some cake and some orange pop ((A.N: or soda... I live in Indiana! We call it pop here...))

Marik thought to Bakura, "I wonder what Malik's doing."

Sure enough, Malik comes stomping through the kitchen looking pissed off.

"Well, speak of the devil…" Bakura said.

Malik glared at Bakura. "What? What were you talking about? Me?!?"

"No, not really. I was just wondering what you were doing." Marik cautiously said.

"Ha! Wondering what I was doing, eh!?! Well, let me tell you. Seems like a certain sweet, sweet hikari named Ryou gave me this dare to dress up as a girl, go outside to a corner with a light post , and see if something happens!! At two in the fucking morning!! Now, does that sound like Ryou to you? No. Bakura, what did you do to him??"

Bakura looked shocked, yet happy. " Woah! Ryou kicks ass! I never knew he had it in him."

"Yeah well, he's not gonna kick ass after I get through with him when its my turn to ask him if he wants a dare or something! Muahahaha! Well, I'm off to freaking Anzu's room to get the clothes." Malik said while his eye twitched.

"Aww! Well, that sucks now doesn't it? Good luck Malik!" Marik ended up saying.

Malik got an innocent type tone to him, but in a weird way... "Oh really? Good luck you say? You're coming with me you baka!" He then grabbed Marik by the arm and pulled him to the dining room to plan.

"But I don't wanna!!" Marik whined.

"Aww, come on! It would be soo much fun for the two of you. Sneaking into Anzu's room and stealing clothes. I kinda remember doing that many thousands of years ago…" Bakura staring dazing off.

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Kerushi: Well! I'll end it here!! What's going to go on with Malik and Marik? Is Ryou and Yuugi going to get in trouble for hearing Kaiba talk about his BEWD plushie in his sleep? Whatever happened to Honda and Jou? What about Pegasus??? Finally, what's with all of these revenges stirring up? All of these answers and more with the continuation of Let The Games Begin!!

Ryou: Yeah, what she said…

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7.15.03~ Yay!! If you guys didn't know, me and my beta re-did the whole story to a normal form, and so its not like this:

Bakura: ....

Ryou: ....

Yuugi: .... *twitches*

Yami: ....

Malik: .... Really, what was that for?

And so on... Its not in that type of script anymore. And this was my last chapter that was like that... and I just got done doing that... and yeah, I'll shut up.

REVIEW!! I only have 19 or so right now *cries*

Ja! ^^