I do not own love Hina.
This fanfiction takes place after episode 25 and before the Christmas special. If I have messed up the time line of the anime, I am sorry.
Keitaro, Naru and Mutsumi are studying in Naru's room. Shinobu is in the kitchen. Motoko is outside training, and Su and Sarah are in Su's room.
Keitaro looks around the room.
Keitaro: It's really quiet today.
Mutsumi looks around the room
Mutsumi: Yeah, it is quiet.
Naru looks around the room.
Naru: Too quiet.
Evil laughter is heard coming from Su's room. Keitaro, Naru and Mutsumi decide to check things out. They walk over to Su's room and crack the door open to see inside. Su and Sarah are laughing and looking at a notebook. Keitaro knocks on the door.
Su: Come in.
They walk into Su's room.
Naru: What are you guys laughing about?
Su: This notebook that we found?
Keitaro: What's in the notebook?
The two girls start to laugh.
Keitaro: Well?
Su: What kind of children Keitaro and members of the lodge would have.
The three ronins: WHAT?
Naru and Mutsumi grab the notebook and start to read it.
Naru: What the HELL!
Mutsumi: This looks interesting.
Keitaro grabs the book and starts to read.
Keitaro: What? If Naru and I had a child, it would be a bad tempered, perverted girl. The bad temper would come from Naru, and the perverseness would come from me. Also, she would not be able to confess her feeling. For fun, she would peep on guys then beat them. If Mutsumi and I had a child, it would be a physically weak son that would faint when he peeps on girl.
Naru grabs the notebook back and looks at Su and Sarah.
Naru (angrily): Who wrote this?
Su and Sarah: We don't know. We found it in Keitaro's room.
Naru head turns 180 degree and stares straight through Keitaro. Her eyes turn red like fire.
Naru: You wrote this crap! Is this what you think about?
Naru waves the notebook in Keitaro's face.
Keitaro: I didn't write.
Naru: Do not lie to me. All you think about is Mutsumi and me pregnant, and getting us...
Naru blushes and punches Keitaro in the face. Sarah starts to grin evilly. Kitsune walks into the room unnoticed.
Sarah: Kitsune, Su and Shinobu are in the notebook too.
Naru: PEDOPHILE!
Naru's face turns red with rage and her eyes burn with fire in them. She knocks Keitaro out with a swift kick to the groin. Keitaro's eyes roll back into his skull as he falls to the ground.
Kitsune: What did Keitaro do?
Naru: THIS!
Naru hands Kitsune the notebook. Kitsune begins to laugh.
Naru: It's not funny!
Kitsune: Yes, it is.
Naru: Why is it so funny?
Kitsune: It's funny because I wrote it and put it in Keitaro's room for his opinion.
Everyone: WHAT?
*
Thirty minutes pass.
*
Keitaro wakes up. Kitsune, Su and Sarah are sitting around him.
Keitaro: What's going on?
Kitsune: Everyone is reading my notebook and giving their opinions.
Keitaro: It's your notebook?
Kitsune: Yeah.
Keitaro looks around the room.
Keitaro: Where is Naru?
Kitsune: She went to her room to study.
Keitaro: I should go and study too.
Kitsune: Wait. First, I need your help with something.
Keitaro: What?
Motoko approaches Su's door without being seen by anyone
Kitsune: What would happen if you and Motoko had a child?
Keitaro face turns red.
Keitaro: WHAT?
Kitsune: I'm not sure how the child would turn out, so I need your opinion on the topic.
Keitaro: I can't answer that.
Su and Sarah each grab Keitaro's arms and pull him back and forth.
Su and Sarah: Answer the question, Keitaro!
Keitaro: Okay. I think Motoko's and my child would be strong and intelligent.
Motoko: Keitaro, how dare you make such a comment!
Motoko enters Su's room. Her eyes are red and steamy.
Keitaro: MOTOKO!
Motoko: You and I having a child is impossible!
Motoko takes her sword and hits Keitaro through the roof. She then looks at Kitsune and points her sword at her. Kitsune opens her eyes and backs up against the wall.
Motoko: And you. How can you think of such stupid ideas?
Motoko grabs the notebook and tears it to pieces. Then she walks out of the room.
*
Meanwhile, Keitaro flies into the air until he falls back through another part of Hinata Lodge. He falls into Naru's room.
Keitaro: This is weird. Something soft has broken my fall for once.
Keitaro looks to see what broke his fall. It is Naru and Mutsumi.
Keitaro: Oh my God! What do I do?
Keitaro looks back at Naru and Mutsumi. They are both out cold.
Keitaro (internal thoughts): Well, I could walk away and hope they didn't see me. But if they did, I would be in worse trouble. What should I do? I know. I'll go get first aid and treat them.
Keitaro begins to walk out of Naru's room. All of a sudden, something grabs Keitaro foot. He turns to see what it is. It is Naru, and she does not look happy.
Naru: Where do you think you're going? The party has just begun.
Naru has an evil smile on her face. Before Keitaro can say anything, Naru trips him to the ground and field goal kicks him through her window.
*
A few hours pass. Keitaro is half asleep when he starts to hear some noise. He gets out of bed and heads towards the living room. In the living room, everyone is drinking and dancing.
Keitaro: What is going on?
Kitsune: It is International Beer Day, so we are having a party. Here has something to drink.
Keitaro: Thanks.
Keitaro sees Naru and walks over to her.
Keitaro: I am sorry about early.
Naru looks upset and drunk.
Naru: It's okay. But next time, I will really let you have it.
The group parties all night.
*
The next morning Keitaro wakes up and notices he is not in his room. He feels something moist touching his torso. He looks to his left and sees...
End of Chapter 1
