(*Thank you for all the reviews, sadly though this is the last chapter of this. I'm sorry! And just a DISCLAIMER: I am not in anyway offending gays in this chapter. It is strictly humor.*)

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Catherine got a wild idea that they should go out for a Valentine's Day dinner. Nick, the eat-a-holic, agreed right away. Sara was reclutent at first, but Grissom said he would go if she would, and they both decided to go so Catherine wouldn't get mad.

Nick, Greg, and Warrick chose to take one SUV; and Catherine, Lindsey, Grissom, and Sara took the other. They stopped at an italian resteraunt and all got out.

Several people off the street stopped to look at Nick in the dress, but he wasn't embarrased. He smiled and waved back like a prom queen. And to get his revenge, he hugged Warrick so they looked like a couple.

Eventually, they went inside for the party. Grissom wore his CSI coat all the way up to hide his pink shirt. The waiter introduced himself as John and winked at Nick. Greg's face turned bright purple trying to contain his laughter. The waiter left to get the breadsticks and Greg laughed

"Dude, that's not funny." Laughed Nick. Greg and Warrick high-fived each other. The waiter came back, with two baskets of bread and a cupcake.
"A cupcake for a cupcake." Said John the waiter, and put the cupcake in front of Nick. Nick turned bright red looked pleadingly at Greg and Warrick, but they were too busy trying not to laugh.

The waiter slipped Nick his phone number, and blew him a kiss. Then he laughed and left. Greg and Warrick laughed until their stomaches hurt. It ever got Grissom to laugh.

Catherine, still smiling, said "You shouldn't have done that around Lindsey." She mocked and looked at her child to her left. Lindsey looked up innocently and shrugged, and reached for the bread. Nick buried his head in his arms to cover his blushing face.

"That was so not cool." Nick mummbled again. Grissom smiled secretly, proud of his revenge. Who would have thought that Valentines Say would actually be a fun holiday?