Disclaimer: I own neither Ranma 1/2 nor Inuyasha. They belong to their creator and associates. Please don't sue me.
LLC: It has been over a year since my last update. I am terribly sorry. True is that I lost the fun of writing this story. Moreover, I did the nº 1 mistake of writing stories, I started writing another. I plan to post the first chapter soon, or as soon as I finnish it. Many of my classmates think that I am crazy, a year writing the same story. But I believe that my second try is far better than this one, so as to not lose interest I decided to only post it after writing it to the end. So am sorry, after this chapter there is only one more and the unfinished 5th chapter.
The 3rd chapter…
Love curses
Water and Shards
Kagome took Inuyasha into the room, all the other did the same and sat down. Then Inuyasha looked at the panda.
"Nice pet."
"He isn't a pet!" Ranma said.
"Then what is he?"
"A dead panda when I get my hands on him!!"
The panda writes a sign saying: 'Remember I am your father! Behave yourself.'
"what?!" Inuyasha asked.
"I'll explain, you see me and pop fell into a cursed spring, so every time" Kasumi walks in with cold water and throws it at Ranma. Turning him into a girl.
"…I get splash with cold water I turn into a girl."
"And your father into a panda. How do you became a boy again?"
Kasumi returns, now with hot water end splash Ranma, turning him into a girl.
"Hot water, not boiling water!!" shouted a wet boy Ranma.
"I am sorry, Ranma." Kasumi replied.
"I have seen worse. Miroku has a hole in his hand that sucks every thing into it, which will suck himself too. If he doesn't kill Naruko."
"Who?" Nabiki wondered.
"I would rather have a hole in my hand, than being trans formed to a girl with that hentai, Happosai around." Ranma said. "He is lucky! What his name? Miroku, right?"
"Miroku. If he had your curse he would be like in paradise."
"Miroku may be a hentai, but he isn't that perverted" Kagome said, whishing that they would change subject.
"So, what's up with the dog hears?" Akane asked.
"Are you also cursed?!" Ranma asked.
"I am a hanyou, which is why I have dog like hears. And no you can not touch them! The only curse I have is to be half human."
"So you are half demon. That explains your aura. You must be a skilled warrior." Ranma grinded.
"You bet I am!" Inuyasha, eyes sparkled with furry to any one who said against.
"Are you hunting jewels, as in precious jewels?" Nabiki questioned.
"Not exactly!" Kagome answered her. 'Just great! Now they think we are hunters'
"I am going back home." Inuyasha said, as he stood up. 'I can see that I am not need here. She has a fiancé.'
"No. Stay, I'll introduce you to the others!" Ranma told the hanyou.
"Others?" Inuyasha wondered.
"Yes, others. I have four fiancés!"
"What?!!" Kagome and Inuyasha shouted.
"My father" Ranma glances at the panda with a deadly look "Has the habit to engage me with almost every girl he can. I am Kagome fiancé and Akane's" Points at Akane. "And there are still Shampo and Ukyo."
The panda writes another sign saying: 'Shampo was not my fault. You defeated her.'
"But you ate her food!" Ranma stated angrily.
Another sign: 'You too!!'
"(…)" Neither Inuyasha nor Kagome replied.
"That's it!! I'm leaving and taking you with me, Kagome! This is an insane house!!" Inuyasha picked Kagome up and was walking towards the exit.
"And fighting demons isn't?" Kagome replied
"Not for me! But four fiancés is!" Inuyasha told her "We are leaving. The end!"
"And why is that?" She asked the hanyou.
"I am older than him and don't even have one, nevertheless four! He is a hentai!"
"You are just jealous!"
"I am not jealous!!" Inuyasha face was as red as a tomato, and steam seamed to came out of his hears.
"Oh, boy! I bet the hanyou defeats Ranma out of 9 to 10. That is the angriest boyfriends ever that Ranma has fought!" Nabiki said half laughing.
"I'm not her boyfriend!!"
"I'm not his girlfriend!!"
Kagome and Inuyasha said at the same time.
"She is just a shards detector." Was Inuyasha gruff answer.
"He is just a jerk!!" Kagome replied, sliding down from Inuyasha hold.
"He sounds like to be as big jerk as Ranma!" Akane said.
"If not more!" Kagome agreed.
"I am not a jerk!" Ranma and Inuyasha objected.
There was silence, before they all started laughing.
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"I wonder were Inuyasha is?" Sango asked Miroku back in 'The Warring Ages'.
"In the god tree, as always." Miroku answered.
"No, he isn't there, I have checked."
"I saw Dog-boy going to the well some time ago." Shippou opened his eyes after a nice nap.
"He went after Kagome, I am sure." Miroku looked up saying "Being a jerk as always."
"Hum, Hum!" Every one agreed.
Then a cold gust of wind slidded through them, as a heartless voice was heard.
"Well, well. My brother left his friends unguarded." It was Sessoumaru, Inuyasha half brother.
"What do you want?" Sango eyed him.
"Aren't you being a little insolent HUMAM. I, Sessoumaru am the great demon of the Western Lands."
"Inuyasha isn't here! Go and bother someone else" Little Shippou said still with sleepy eyes.
"I'll go after him. Where is that pitiful excuse of a hanyou?"
"OH! What? Oh! Inuyasha?! He is at the other end of the well, in Kagome time." Sango said feeling very sleepy. They were almost asleep, due to a spell Sessoumaru had cast. In their sleepy self's they told him what he needed to know. An off He went to the Well.
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After clearing out the situation, Ranma and Inuyasha had decided that Kagome would stay at the Dojo, for a night and then she would go back with Inuyasha.
"So tell us, What is that quest of yours?" Ranma asked.
"We have to collect all the shards of the jewell, so that I can became a full demon." Inuyasha answered.
"Don't forget that we also have to kill Naruko." Kagome recalls Inuyasha.
"Who is Naroku? Your friend Miroku, why does he need to kill him to stop his curse?" Ranma said while getting himself in a more comfortable position.
"Naruko cursed Miroku family, besides others evils that have hurt a lot of people. He needs to be stopped. He wishes for the jewell as to became a full demon." Kagome sad voice reflects all the pain Naruko brought to the world.
"That makes him a hanyou as Inuyasha." Ranma said
"I guess so." Kagome answered.
Kasumi walked in and asked.
"Ranma, don't you have to go to school?"
"What's the time? OH! NO! I'm so late! Why didn't Akane warn me? Bye!" Ranma super speeded out of the house onwards to school.
"Is it always like this?" Kagome asked Kasumi.
"Usually he is punctual for school, except when he has a fight."
"A fight?" Inuyasha glance up to Kasumi in curiosity.
"Ranma attracts many enemies. After all he is a Martial Artist." Kasumi replies. "I'll show you to your rooms."
"I don't need a room." Inuyasha replied in a quite rude way.
"Yes, you do!" Kagome said looking like she was going to 'sit' Inuyasha. "Or I'll say it!"
"Now what have I done?"
"You have been rude to Kasumi. If someone offers a room, at least you should be polite with that person."
"I am not sleeping inside this mad house!"
"SIT!"
BAWN!! Inuyasha cursed under his breath, as he was pulled to the ground and hit his head on the table.
"Now, will you take the room?" An angry Kagome asked, with the guaranty that she would say sit after sit until he agreed.
"Don't say it!! I'll take the room!!"
"And?" Kagome asked.
"And what ?!" Inuyasha shouted.
"Kasumi?" Still with dangerous eyes.
"I was rude with you Kasumi. I will take the room. And this isn't a mad house!" Inuyasha appologesed.
"You could just said Sorry. But everything was fine, Kagome, and is. He sounds just like Ranma." Kasumi replied.
"I am not Ranma!" Inuyasha shouted.
"I know you are not him." Kasumi said. "Just sounds like." Kasumi left the room. Both Inuyasha and Kagome acknowledged and follow her to their bedrooms. Kagome would share Akane's room, while Inuyasha, which was already moody, would share Ranma and Genma room.
'Sound just like Ranma. Yeah right!' Inuyasha thought. 'Next thing they will dress me up as him. First Kagome lies to me, because of him. Second she 'sits' me, because of him(not directly). Third I have to sleep in the same room with him, because of Kagome. I really DON'T like Ranma!!'
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LLC: I don't know when I'll get on the mood to write the 4th chapter. Less than one year I hope!
My next story is called "I promised to wait for you", also I don't know when I will post the first chapter. I have as well wrote a one-shot, that nobody as reviemed. Please check it out.
Until the next chapter… Clothes.
