Keitaro gets his tuxes on and heads down straights. He sees Seta and walks over to him.
Keitaro: Thanks for being my best man Seta
Seta: No problem. I honored you are giving a first seat to the show.
Keitaro: Show? What show?
Seta: The show that is going to take place when Motoko has to say I do and the crap hits the fan.
Keitaro: Why would the crap hit the fan?
Seta: Well, it is your wedding and I think some of the other ladies are going to do something.
Keitaro: Crap.
Two hours pass and the ceremony starts. Keitaro walks down the alley and awaits Motoko. Naru and Kitsune walk out as bride maids. Their dresses are all ugly. Motoko walks out looking stunning in her dress. She stands next to Keitaro and the priest goes through speech. Motoko and Keitaro both say I do.
Father whatawaste: If anyone thinks this couple should not get married, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Naru tries to object, but Kitsune beat her to the punch.
Kitsune: They can't get married, because Motoko isn't pregnant.
Everyone: What?
Kitsune begins to laugh.
Motoko: What do you mean!
Kitsune: I mean your not pregnant. I drugged your food to stop your period and make you gain weight. They I lied about for pregnancy test results.
Keitaro: Motoko, you never saw the results.
Motoko: No. Kitsune checked them for me.
Keitaro: Why did you do this?
Kitsune: It was a joke to get back at Motoko for making fun of my notebook and destroying it. I made her think she was pregnant then wrote down what she thought the baby would look like in my new notebook.
Everyone surrounds Kitsune.
Naru: Get her.
Kitsune runs for her life while Motoko's sister and Mutsumi laugh as the other chase Kitsune.
The End
