Welcome back everyone! *sniff* Thanks to all of you that reviewed my first chapter. I feel so loved.
Well I know that you people are only here to read the next chapter so here it goes! Hope you like!
Oh yes. First I must do this.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yuyu Hakusho, there, happy?
NOW! On with the story!
Ahh yes, I must introduce to the featured guest in this chapter. Let's all give a big round of applause for Santa Claus! Yay! Tie up Santa Claus, put him in a box, bury him for 90 years and see if he still talks!
Quick flashback
"Now to dispose of this evil!" Kurama said tossing the shiny red underpants of doom out the window.
Meanwhile somewhere close to Kurama's house
"Ahhh...this human world has the most wonderful air." Jin said as he took a big whiff of it. But as he was doing so he suddenly could not breathe. "What the hell?" The wind demon said as he opened his eyes and could see nothing but red. "What is this?" Jin asked himself as he pulled (in creepy echoy voice) the shiny red underpants of doom of his face. "Where did this ridiculous piece of human clothes come form?" Jin thought as he checked the wind direction. "It must have come from right...there!" Jin figured as he pointed to a window. (Kurama's of course) "I should return it to them, but these are just too damn cool. I think I'll keep them." Jin said in his sexy Irish accent as he took off his clothes in the middle of the street not caring that a bunch of people were staring at him as he took of his blue boxers with white clouds on them and slipped on the shiny red underwear that he found.
"Don't I look silly."The wind master said. "Touya has got to see this." "I got to see what?" Touya said magically appearing from nowhere. (A/N: Don't ask why Jin and Touya are in Nigenkai, they just are) "These really funny human clothes." Jin said showing Touya what he was wearing. "Well those are... AHHH!!! My face!" Touya screamed as his pretty face melted off. "*gasp* Touya! But then that means...the only reasonable explanation is that these are...
"The shiny red underpants of doom! The shiny red underpants of doom! The shi.." "I heard you the first time Kurama!" Jin yelled as he cut Kurama off who was sticking his head out of his window chanting, "The shiny red underpants of doom" "Yes, I've heard of these, but I didn't think that they actually existed. And if I can do what I just did to Touya to anyone I please than there is only one man that I truly want to destroy. One evil demon that has deceived me year after year. And that man's name is...Santa Claus! And the reason why? Well when I was a wee tike at about the age of six I wanted nothing more the a 'Tonka fly me home helicopter set'. But he never got it for me for me which is why he must die!" Jin yelled. "Who are you talking to?" Kurama yelled from his window. "Do you have to ruin everything fox boy?" Jin yelled back. Kurama just stuck out his tongue and went back to doing his homework. "Well that shut him up." Jin said proudly. "Now, to the North Pole. UP, UP, AND AWAY!"
10 minutes later at the North pole
"Mr. Clause, there is someone with red hair and shiny red underwear here to see you." Said a lady who looked strangely like the evil cashier lady who sold Kurama's mother the Shiny Red Underpants of Doom. "Yes! I knew that damn bastard would eventually reach me here one fucking time or another, Bring him to me!" Santa commanded. "Yes Santa-sama, I will bring him to you immediately." 5 minutes later she was back except this time she was accompanied by Jin. "What?! This isn't Kurama! Who the hell is this?!" "You mean this isn't him?" The evil cashier lady asked. "Kurama? No. I am Jin! Master of the wind!" "What is going on?" The evil cashier lady asked. "I told you to give them to Kurama! Not whoever this is!" Santa roared pointing to Jin. "What have you got against Kurama anyway?" Jin asked. "*sigh* Well if you must know...he never left me any cookies on Christmas eve...he left me...TOFU!" Santa cried. "Well Kurama does have a point. You could stand to loose a few pounds." Jin said under his breath. "Besides, how does giving Kurama underwear that kill people help you?" Jin asked Santa. "You're right! I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR!" Santa cried as he put a gun to his head. "NOOO!!! Don't do it Santa-sama!" The cashier lady screamed. But it was too late. Santa as we do it, was dead.
"Well that's just too bad." Jin said as he kicked Santa to make sure he was dead. "Darn it." Jin pouted. "I didn't even get to kill him. Well I might as well give these to Touya as a get well present." Jin said taking off taking the Shiny Red Underpants of Doom off and putting on his normal outfit.
On Jin's flight to the hospital to visit Touya
As Jin whistled a song to himself he suddenly collided with a seagull. "NO!" Jin yelled as he dropped the Shiny Red Underpants of Doom and watched them tumble to the Earth below.
Dun dun dun. Who will be the next to get their hands on (in creepy echoy voice) The Shiny Red Underpants of Doom? You have to read to find out!
Hiei: *pulls out Kantana* "If you put me in that ridiculous thing then you'll suddenly find yourself dicapitated."
Fan fan (me): "Maybe I will, maybe I won't."
Hiei: "Hn." *Goes in a corner and eats sweet snow*
Shishi Wakamaru: "I wouldn't mind if I got my hands on those. Then I'd be deadly and sexy!"
Fan fan: "Maybe I will, maybe I won't."
Kurama: "As long as it's not me again."
Fan fan: "Maybe I will, maybe I won't."
Who will be the next lucky bishie to get their hands on the Sniny Red Underpants of Doom? You'll have to stay tuned to find out!
