A/N Here's the next chapter, sorry for the wait!

Chapter 2: Bitter 'Sue

It was potions and Gryffindor was getting points. NEVER A GOOD SIGN! That 'Sue had Snape wrapped around her perfect little finger, they usually do. Good news was that we hadn't seen any new canon characters from Middle- Earth roaming the halls. One was enough, thanks.

So, after that disaster of a class; Rachel, Sarah, and I were free for the rest of the day. I was happy for about two seconds, because then I remembered that 'walk around the lake' I'd promised Harry. Oh, joy.

Time goes by fast when you really don't want it to. Before long, I was saying 'good-bye' to Rachel and Sarah and walking out the door convincing myself that it would not be a good idea to throw Harry in the lake and drown him.

"Hello my Phoenix." It took a lot of convincing after that.

"Don't call me that!" I snapped. Why does he call me that? Is it supposed to be romantic or something?

"Sorry," he said, his smile wavering. "Did you hear about the new student?"

"Yes," I said, trying not to curse her very existence out loud.

"She seems nice."

"Absolutely wonderful." Luckily, he never really catches sarcasm.

"I hear she comes from the same place you do."

"Yes, she does." Top 100 reasons why I hate Mary-Sues. . .

"Have you met her before?"

"I've not had the pleasure." Pleasure of stabbing her in the back, literally.

"You seem. . .upset," he said. Well, at least he's catching on.

"I'm just. . .stressed," I said. Well, that wasn't an entire lie. You'd be stressed too if you were me!

Harry grinned, "Back rub?" Horny little bugger. . .

Luckily it didn't take much longer after that till I could escape back to the Common Room where Rachel and Sarah were waiting for me.

"How'd it go?" asked Rachel.

"There are no words," I muttered as I sat down on one of the squishy armchairs. I love the squishy armchairs! They're so. . .squishy!

"What are we going to do about this girl?" asked Sarah.

"Kill her slowly and painfully," I said.

"Well, of course we'll do that!" said Rachel. "But we don't know how to kill her."

I looked at them in surprise. They'd killed Mary-Sues before, what made this one different? As if she was reading my mind, Sarah then said, "She has most of the school willing to save her ass should anyone try to kill her, she's never alone, and she's one of those 'Almighty Sues' that are like the bosses on video games that take 20 hits to kill."

Oh great, one of those nut cases, this was going to be fun. . .NOT! "What are we going to do?" asked Rachel.

Before Rachel even asked, I knew what we had to do, though I knew none of us were going to like it, "We have to ask Filch for help." By the looks on Rachel and Sarah's faces, I knew they weren't going to like it either.

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A/N Well, how do you like it? Leave a review and tell me what you think. Also, the Mary-Sue in the story at the moment I've made up, but if you have a Mary-Sue that needs to be killed. . .report it to PPC, or Fawkes can kill it too. Bye all!

~Fawkes