Well it looks like Hiei is the next lucky ducky! But just so all of you know I did not write this chapter. So if you like and or love it then blame windkitsune21, and if you hate it then blame Kuwabara. ENJOY!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Yu Yu Hakusho or Barbie!
It was a blustery day as Hiei napped peacefully in a leafy tree. His
peacefulness was about to be interrupted, however, as a pair of slick, shiny,
red underwear floated from the sky, landing right on Hiei's face. Feeling the
undergarments on his head, Hiei immediately woke.
"WHAT THE HELLLLLL?!?!?!?!?"
Hiei struggled and thrashed, and fell out of the tree, finally ripping the
underpants off his head. "UNDERWEAR?!" Hiei thought. Looking at them for a
moment, he decided that he would keep them. So, leaping into a nearby bush,
Hiei put the shiny red underwear on. However, as he stepped out of the bush,
he failed to realize that he had forgotten his pants. So, he went into town
half naked. (Hee hee hee!!)
Finally deciding that he'd go spy on Kurama for a while, Hiei wandered into
town. Immediately, people noticed that Hiei had no pants, then a moment later,
melting into blobs on the pavement.
"THE SHINY RED UNDERPANTS OF DOOOMMMMMMM!!!! THE SHINY RED UNDERPANTS OF
DOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!" someone yelled.
Turning around swiftly, Hiei saw Touya behind him. He asked, "What the hell
are you blabbing about?!" Then, Touya's pretty, re-grown face exploded, and he
collapsed.
"The Shiny Red Underpants of Doom, huh? Lessee... Who do I wanna murder..??"
Hiei thought. AHA!!! I know!! I'll kill off.... BARBIE!!! That little bitchy
whore and her stupid "Ken"! Well, HA!! I'm sexier than Ken!!! SO HE HAS TO
BURN WITH BARBIE!!! MWAAHAHAHAHA!!!! *runs off to The Land of Girly Girly
Hell-Nauseating Toys* HAHAHAHA!!! DIIIEEEE!!!! *fires the Dragon of the
Darkness Flame at all the Barbies and Kens*
"EEEEEEK!!!! Not our unbelievably fake breasts!!! Someone save them!!!"
screams all the dolls, running for their lives. "I'll save you!!" yells all
the Kens, running toward the Barbies, only to get obliterated by the dragon.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!...I mean uhh, hn." laughs Hiei as he destroys all the
dolls. "DIE, you hell-driven bitches!!!!"
****************************************The next morning******************************************
Hiei: *goes into the bush again and changes into his old pants* "I'll keep
these red shiny underpants in a safe place", he thought as he clambered out of
the bush.
But, as he climbed the tree to take a another nap, the underpants slipped from
his fingers, onto a group of squirrels, burying acorns. Immediately, the
squirrels ran away, leaving the underpants to get blown away in a gust of
wind. "NOOOOOOO!!!!" Hiei yelled, frantically trying to grab the underwear
before they flew away. But, the underpants got away, and they drifted out of
sight in the swiftly blowing wind.
Meanwhile...
Toy store worker: *goes into warehouse to get Barbie and Ken dolls to put on
the shelves* "What the?!?" he cried, as he found a huge pile of ashes in their
place. "Well, I guess someone restocked yesterday and they were sold out.." he
said as he looked suspiciously at the pile of ashes. "Oh well", he sighed and
left the warehouse.
Sooooo, who will get the Shiny Red Underpants of Doom next? Review, and find
out! ^.~*
AND IF ANYONE DOES NOT LIKE THIS CHAPTER THEN I'LL...I'LL...I'LL BE MAD! Because windkitsune21 is a wonderful writer...even if she doesn't have any fics.
