A/N Everyone say, 'hi' to my nice new computer that is now IN MY ROOM!
*does happy dance* I'll be able to update more often. *silence* Ok, ok,
whatever. Anyway! Here's the next chapter to the story, I even have the
next chapter written up for when I come around to typing that too. Enjoy!
Chapter 4: And Action!
It was the afternoon on Monday and everyone was in place; including the cute-fluffy-animal-that's-not-really-cute-and-fluffy 'guardian' of mine, Bageera.
Ok, Bageera is a black lab that I haven't mentioned before because I tried to lose her in the Forbidden Forest a few days ago. Unfortunately, I didn't. So there she was, waiting for my signal at the end of the corridor.
"It's actually sort of a good thing that Bageera came back," said Rachel, "she can prove useful." I grunted in reply. I didn't like Bageera because she was sarcastic, annoying, and a constant reminder that I'm a Mary-Sue. Sarah says we don't get along because we're almost exactly alike, go figure.
Speaking of which, here comes our doomed to be now. I gave the signal to Bageera and she started whimpering. "The rest of you go on ahead," said Crysantha to the other girls she was with, "I'll be right there." The other girls shrugged and walked away.
"Rachel!" I whispered urgently, "Go with Filch!" Rachel left through the secret passageway behind Sarah and I to get ready for what would be the second to last stage of the plan.
"Oh, you poor animal," muttered Crysantha as she approached Bageera who started whimpering louder to show her 'pain.'
"Sarah! Now!" I whispered.
"Oh! Crysantha!" yelled Sarah, coming up behind her. "Could you hold this for me?" Sarah shoved the potion vial into Crysantha's hand, causing it to break. "Oh no!" said Sarah in mock concern, "Now I'll have to do that potion all over again."
"Um. . ." slightly confused did not even begin to describe the look on Crysantha's face. Its times like these that I wish video camera's worked at Hogwarts.
There was a falter in the story as whoever was writing about Crysantha tried to figure out what was going on.
"Come on Filch and Rachel," I thought. Not two seconds later, they appeared behind Bageera, who stopped whimpering and ran fast towards where I was hiding.
"Do you think your plan will work?" she asked as she took her favorite position; lying down.
"Of course it'll work!" I snapped. "It's logical, and we know Sues can't handle logic."
"I don't see how it's logical."
"What doesn't seem logical to you?"
"The potion."
"Ah, that. Restricted Section of the library. It's from the same book that Harry, Ron, and Hermione used to get the Polyjuice Potion from."
"What exactly does it do?"
"It temporarily drains a person of energy, which means our Sue can't do magic. Now, if you'll excuse me, I get to finish her off." Filch and Rachel came up behind Crysantha and tied her up. She didn't fight much because the potion had taken effect and her energy was draining.
"Crysantha!" I called; bow drawn. Cheesy rhyming again, need to take care of that. "How are you?"
"Wha-what's happening?" she asked, her Technicolor eyes shining with tears, "What's going on?"
"Oh! Stop crying Mary-Sue!" I snapped. "You're a Mary-Sue and you deserve to die and don't even try to argue with me, I usually win at these types of things. Besides, if you do argue it'll just piss me off and I'll kill you more slowly and painfully." She closed her mouth. "Any last words?"
There was a strain on Crysantha's face as she either tried to kill us with her 'amazing powers', or think. "I don't understand. . ."
"No one ever does," said Sarah, and I shot Crysantha.
"Party at the Three Broomsticks?" I asked. Everyone smiled (including Filch, it was quite creepy), parties are fun.
~~~
A/N Well, there you have it! Another chapter out! It actually took me forever to type this up because I've been sort of ignoring it. The next chapter is already written up and in the POV of Rachel instead of Fawkes this time because everyone but Rachel and Bageera get drunk so it's their POV on the whole party situation. I would like to say ahead of time that I don't want any flames for how the characters act when they are drunk (especially all you rabid Remus lusters out there). On second thought. . .flames are amusing. And Allie needs some for her flamethrowers for all the Sues in the His Dark Materials section. TTFN, Ta ta For Now!
~Fawkes
Chapter 4: And Action!
It was the afternoon on Monday and everyone was in place; including the cute-fluffy-animal-that's-not-really-cute-and-fluffy 'guardian' of mine, Bageera.
Ok, Bageera is a black lab that I haven't mentioned before because I tried to lose her in the Forbidden Forest a few days ago. Unfortunately, I didn't. So there she was, waiting for my signal at the end of the corridor.
"It's actually sort of a good thing that Bageera came back," said Rachel, "she can prove useful." I grunted in reply. I didn't like Bageera because she was sarcastic, annoying, and a constant reminder that I'm a Mary-Sue. Sarah says we don't get along because we're almost exactly alike, go figure.
Speaking of which, here comes our doomed to be now. I gave the signal to Bageera and she started whimpering. "The rest of you go on ahead," said Crysantha to the other girls she was with, "I'll be right there." The other girls shrugged and walked away.
"Rachel!" I whispered urgently, "Go with Filch!" Rachel left through the secret passageway behind Sarah and I to get ready for what would be the second to last stage of the plan.
"Oh, you poor animal," muttered Crysantha as she approached Bageera who started whimpering louder to show her 'pain.'
"Sarah! Now!" I whispered.
"Oh! Crysantha!" yelled Sarah, coming up behind her. "Could you hold this for me?" Sarah shoved the potion vial into Crysantha's hand, causing it to break. "Oh no!" said Sarah in mock concern, "Now I'll have to do that potion all over again."
"Um. . ." slightly confused did not even begin to describe the look on Crysantha's face. Its times like these that I wish video camera's worked at Hogwarts.
There was a falter in the story as whoever was writing about Crysantha tried to figure out what was going on.
"Come on Filch and Rachel," I thought. Not two seconds later, they appeared behind Bageera, who stopped whimpering and ran fast towards where I was hiding.
"Do you think your plan will work?" she asked as she took her favorite position; lying down.
"Of course it'll work!" I snapped. "It's logical, and we know Sues can't handle logic."
"I don't see how it's logical."
"What doesn't seem logical to you?"
"The potion."
"Ah, that. Restricted Section of the library. It's from the same book that Harry, Ron, and Hermione used to get the Polyjuice Potion from."
"What exactly does it do?"
"It temporarily drains a person of energy, which means our Sue can't do magic. Now, if you'll excuse me, I get to finish her off." Filch and Rachel came up behind Crysantha and tied her up. She didn't fight much because the potion had taken effect and her energy was draining.
"Crysantha!" I called; bow drawn. Cheesy rhyming again, need to take care of that. "How are you?"
"Wha-what's happening?" she asked, her Technicolor eyes shining with tears, "What's going on?"
"Oh! Stop crying Mary-Sue!" I snapped. "You're a Mary-Sue and you deserve to die and don't even try to argue with me, I usually win at these types of things. Besides, if you do argue it'll just piss me off and I'll kill you more slowly and painfully." She closed her mouth. "Any last words?"
There was a strain on Crysantha's face as she either tried to kill us with her 'amazing powers', or think. "I don't understand. . ."
"No one ever does," said Sarah, and I shot Crysantha.
"Party at the Three Broomsticks?" I asked. Everyone smiled (including Filch, it was quite creepy), parties are fun.
~~~
A/N Well, there you have it! Another chapter out! It actually took me forever to type this up because I've been sort of ignoring it. The next chapter is already written up and in the POV of Rachel instead of Fawkes this time because everyone but Rachel and Bageera get drunk so it's their POV on the whole party situation. I would like to say ahead of time that I don't want any flames for how the characters act when they are drunk (especially all you rabid Remus lusters out there). On second thought. . .flames are amusing. And Allie needs some for her flamethrowers for all the Sues in the His Dark Materials section. TTFN, Ta ta For Now!
~Fawkes
