Well like it or not this is my final chapter in this story. And who better then to give them to our hero? Yusuke you lucky ducky!

Disclaimer: OK! I ADMIT IT! I DON'T OWN YU YU HAKUSHO! BUT I DO OWN THIS! *holds up YYH card* HAHAHAHAHA! AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

"I am sick of these stupid cases!" Yusuke yelled at Boton. "What kind of case is this anyways? People going around with killer underwear?! I think Koenma's finally lost it." Yusuke said to Boton. "I'm sorry Yusuke but it's very serious. If we don't find them soon then there could be a major disaster!" Boton yelled back.

"I'll stop them! That I will." Said a mysterious swordsman. "Oh God. Please don't let it be him." Yusuke muttered to himself. But it was indeed, Kenshin Himura. "Go away Kenshin. This is our fic!" Yusuke screamed. "I am never welcome. That I'm not." Kenshin said running away in tears. "Seriously. We ran into that run three times this week." Yusuke said watching kenshin cry in a corner. (A/N: sorry to all you kenshin fans. I couldn't think of anyone else that I haven't killed in a fic yet)

"Yusuke...don't move." Boton warned. "Huh?" Yusuke was sure that no one was around. "Slowly...look behind you." Boton whispered. And to Yusuke's great surprise he saw them. The Shiny Red Underpants of Doom! "Well that was easy." Yusuke sighed. "Be careful Yusuke. Here, let me pick them up." Boton said inching closer. "Oh come on Boton. It's not like they're possessed or anything. Kurama, Yoko, Jin, and Hiei were just stupid." Yusuke said picking them up. "Although...they are pretty damn cool. Putting them on for 2 minutes can't do much harm." "YUSUKE! NO!" But it was too late. Yusuke now was wearing the Shiny Red Underpants of Doom! "Yusuke you look dreadful in those anyhow...Please take them AHHH!" And the ferry girl was no more. "Whatever Boton. There is no way that a pair of fancy underwear can kill anyone...unless maybe if Genkai was wearing them. Kieko will believe me." Yusuke said heading to her house. "Kieko! Get your ass out here!" Yusuke yelled. But Kieko was no where to be found. Yusuke searched everywhere for her. The school. The library. Her parents's market. Everywhere. The only place he hadn't looked....the only place left....no...she wouldn't....

"SHE WOULD!" Yusuke screamed as he entered the town strip club. And sure enough, there she was. Bunny ears and everything. "UT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!" "UHG! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT!" Guys yelled at Kieko. "KIEKO YOU WHORE!" Yusuke yelled dragging her offstage. "Ummm...it's not what it looks like Yusuke...I came here on accident...and me clothes, they fell off...I swear. I don't know what going on." Kieko stuttered. "Okay. I believe you Kieko. Would you mind taking a walk with me? Outside? In the sunlight?" Yusuke asked innocently. "Ummm...sure. I don't see why not." Kieko said following Yusuke. (A/N: MUHAHAHAHAHA!)

"Kieko. Take a gooood look at me." Yusuke said once they reached the sunlight. "Wow Yusuke. I never noticed you had such a full package." (A/N: yes. I threw up at the thought too.) "What? Why aren't you dead? Or meting? Or something?" Yusuke wondered as he noticed Keiko was unaffected. "You've gotta be kidding me!" but it was true. Kieko was unharmed. "I better go see Boton about this...oh yea...I can't. Well then why does this not affect kieko?!" Yusuke yelled. "Because you love me?" Kieko asked puppy eyed. "*twitch* No. I don't think that's it. *twitch*" Yusuke said. "Okay, well I'm going home. See you at school Yusuke." Kieko said walking away. "I doubt that. Spirit gun!" And FINALLY Kieko was dead. (A/N: Wahoo! Party at my house!) I'm going to see Koenma." Yusuke said.

"Yo Koenma! What's going on?!" Yusuke yelled busting into Koenma's office. "Yusuke...what are you wearing?" Koenma said to Yusuke in his panicky voice . "Here's your Shiny Red Underpants of Doom Koenma. They don't work anymore." Yusuke said taking them off and handing them to Koenma. "-__-; Someone please get him some clothes." "Okay Koenma. Now why doesn't it work anymore?" Yusuke asked in a rather irritated voice because an ogre was putting a kimono on him. "Because it expired. It can only be used a certain number of times. And I guess after 5 people it expired." "Ooookay then. Can I leave?" "Sure." And Yusuke went home never to be bothered by the Shiny Red Underpants of Doom or Kieko ever again.

"No more Boton. No more Kieko. What's a guy to do?" Yusuke said to himself as he "accidently" wandered into the local strip club. "Oh yea! Now I know what to do!" Yusuke siad as he walked out of the strip club and towards the arcade.

*Back in Koenma's office

"Well since they're harmless...I guess there's no reason why I can't..." Koenma said putting on the Shiny Red Underpants of Doom. "Koenma sir." said Ogre as he went into Koenma's office. "AHHH!" Ogre screamed and fell to the floor dead. "But that's impossible. These are uneffective. There is no power left in them....wait...HEY! I'M NOT THAT UGLY!" Koenma yelled as the Shiny Red Underpants of Doom cracked and fell to the ground and shattered.

And that people, is the end of the Shiny Red Underpants of Doom! Hope you enjoyed! ^__^