Love Is Magical
Chapter 3: t3h 4wsum PWNZ02iNG l=234kin9 L337 Queen of Everything
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A Peek in Serra's Diary ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING! This chapter is from Serra's POV. Therefore, because she knows nothing of the men competing for her love (Excluding Pent who is already married, and Sain because Rebecca won't let him) this chapter will not have romance in it. It furthers the plot and proves a few theories, if ya know what I mean!
Persephone: OMG! Serra's a guy! I knew it!
Kitsy: No, you idiot. Just read the fic, hmkay? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Diary,
Well, it certainly was an eventful day. Pent, second-in-command because he
refused to be a mercenary unless he got his demands, lead us out and set up camp. I swear, all boys do is whine. Why can't they be more quiet and reserved like me? Anyways, my cover almost got blown when Canas came rushing in yammering about Pent cheating on people for other men. You can't believe a thing he says. You've got to wonder what he's really reading. I couldn't believe Marquess Hell would target us. I'm one of his highest worshipers. I'm glad my "comrades" are so sarcastic. Like when Hector asked if just anyone could use a staff of St. Elimine or when Matthew insinuated that I worshiped some dark, evil, god (Which I do) if those were serious, I'd probably have totally spazzed out or something (Don't ask. "Spazzed" is another one of those weird future words Marquess Hell said would eventually exist that I always use.) You know what happens when I spaz out. I go completely berserk and start killing random people. My slaves are so contradictive. I asked one of them to jump into a volcano to amuse me, and you know what she did? SHE CRIED! I got mad, just like any evil 4wsum PWNZ02iNG l=234kin9 L337 Queen of Everything would. Then another slave said that any newborn rabbit would cry if they had to face certain death. I know I wouldn't. So I sent my army of brainwashed druids to pick up oh, about 4 or 5 hundred or so slaves and toss them into the volcano. Yano, yesterday Saphire sent me to fight this General guy, Gbu, all by myself! Of course, being the sweet, little angel I am everywhere I go, I followed his orders and commenced beating the crap out of Gbu. But since I'm sooooo frail, I got a spear rammed through my heart as a reward for following orders, and I could've lost consciousness! On the upside, I'm continuing to brainwash those dumb boys (Rath, Guy, Geitz, Dart, and Jaffar) into being my slaves. Sure, now Jaffar and Nino are happily married with children, and I accidentally murdered Geitz (Oopsie daisy!) but they're all under my spell! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(A/N: Now Serra's done writing in her diary. These are her actual thoughts.)
"Oh dammit, my pen broke." I muttered a spell and sent it to Hell! Hey, that rhymes! I have the utmost confidence in Giama. There's no way anyone will ever defeat her! I'm the only one who knows how to make her head spontaneously combust! Saphire will be Saphiriciced (Get it? Saphiriciced? Sacrificed! I made a funny!) And Marquess Hell will rule the universe. And then I, as his queen, will make everyone be my vassal! Hector will regret ever ignoring Serra Hell!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That's what this is all about? Well, I may as well say now, this isn't a parallel universe and I don't read SC so they may be a bit out of character. But I like Serra's secret life! SO DO NOT FLAME ME ABOUT SERRA'S PERSONALITY! Anyways, review now and get your very own army of brainwashed druids!
Or
A Peek in Serra's Diary ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING! This chapter is from Serra's POV. Therefore, because she knows nothing of the men competing for her love (Excluding Pent who is already married, and Sain because Rebecca won't let him) this chapter will not have romance in it. It furthers the plot and proves a few theories, if ya know what I mean!
Persephone: OMG! Serra's a guy! I knew it!
Kitsy: No, you idiot. Just read the fic, hmkay? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Diary,
Well, it certainly was an eventful day. Pent, second-in-command because he
refused to be a mercenary unless he got his demands, lead us out and set up camp. I swear, all boys do is whine. Why can't they be more quiet and reserved like me? Anyways, my cover almost got blown when Canas came rushing in yammering about Pent cheating on people for other men. You can't believe a thing he says. You've got to wonder what he's really reading. I couldn't believe Marquess Hell would target us. I'm one of his highest worshipers. I'm glad my "comrades" are so sarcastic. Like when Hector asked if just anyone could use a staff of St. Elimine or when Matthew insinuated that I worshiped some dark, evil, god (Which I do) if those were serious, I'd probably have totally spazzed out or something (Don't ask. "Spazzed" is another one of those weird future words Marquess Hell said would eventually exist that I always use.) You know what happens when I spaz out. I go completely berserk and start killing random people. My slaves are so contradictive. I asked one of them to jump into a volcano to amuse me, and you know what she did? SHE CRIED! I got mad, just like any evil 4wsum PWNZ02iNG l=234kin9 L337 Queen of Everything would. Then another slave said that any newborn rabbit would cry if they had to face certain death. I know I wouldn't. So I sent my army of brainwashed druids to pick up oh, about 4 or 5 hundred or so slaves and toss them into the volcano. Yano, yesterday Saphire sent me to fight this General guy, Gbu, all by myself! Of course, being the sweet, little angel I am everywhere I go, I followed his orders and commenced beating the crap out of Gbu. But since I'm sooooo frail, I got a spear rammed through my heart as a reward for following orders, and I could've lost consciousness! On the upside, I'm continuing to brainwash those dumb boys (Rath, Guy, Geitz, Dart, and Jaffar) into being my slaves. Sure, now Jaffar and Nino are happily married with children, and I accidentally murdered Geitz (Oopsie daisy!) but they're all under my spell! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(A/N: Now Serra's done writing in her diary. These are her actual thoughts.)
"Oh dammit, my pen broke." I muttered a spell and sent it to Hell! Hey, that rhymes! I have the utmost confidence in Giama. There's no way anyone will ever defeat her! I'm the only one who knows how to make her head spontaneously combust! Saphire will be Saphiriciced (Get it? Saphiriciced? Sacrificed! I made a funny!) And Marquess Hell will rule the universe. And then I, as his queen, will make everyone be my vassal! Hector will regret ever ignoring Serra Hell!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That's what this is all about? Well, I may as well say now, this isn't a parallel universe and I don't read SC so they may be a bit out of character. But I like Serra's secret life! SO DO NOT FLAME ME ABOUT SERRA'S PERSONALITY! Anyways, review now and get your very own army of brainwashed druids!
