A Match Made in Heaven
Italics means thinking
DISCLAIMER: I do not own anybody from DBZ (damn shame, tho)
*AN ~ by the way… the Z fighters happen to be pretty strong in this story… why? Because it's my fucking alternate universe story!
By the way, I would say that Krillen won, then Juuhachigou, then Yamcha, Chaotzu and Tien… and you'll find out what I do with them, in that order.
ON WITH THE STORY!
Chapter 17 ~ The Legendary
Vegeta, Bulma and Kakkarot turned to face the few that would dare to challenge them and call them monkeys.
Standing in front of the three Saiyans was a small group of natives, except they did not look anything alike. There was a short, bald thing with spots on his head, a scarred thing, a three-eyed thing, something that looked like a clown and a blonde woman. (*AN: It's an A/U… of course Juuhachigou's in it, and yes, she is an Android)
The Prince laughed. "You puny, weak, pathetic fools believe that you can defeat us? Why, my slave could probably destroy all of you with a single blast."
"Vegeta?" Bulma whispered as she tapped the scouter over her eye.
"Prince!" he hissed back at her.
She ignored him. "Something's not right. They're too weak to even survive a flick from my finger, but they're challenging us."
He waved a dismissing hand at her. "Then they're probably dumber than they are weaker."
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Juuhachigou looked at her boyfriend and reassuringly smiled at him.
Krillen frowned as he watched her gaze lovingly at Yamcha, she should have loved him. After all… he saved her from being shut down. (*AN: 18… and Yamcha??? What another twist! How crazy can this story get? …trust me… it can get a lot crazier!)
"What do you think those things are over their eyes?" asked Tien.
The blonde woman turned to him. "I heard them talking from here. The female one said 'They're too weak to even survive a flick from my finger'… it must have something to do with our power levels."
"So they can't tell that we can lower our ki?" Chaotzu exclaimed.
Krillen turned to face him. "Shh! We don't know if they can hear us!"
Chaotzu's eyes widened. "Oops!"
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"…ki…"
Kakkarot's head snapped up from the ground. He had been staring at a particularly long, slimy thing that had been crawling over his foot. "Prince! Someone over there said something about their ki. I couldn't make out the rest of what they said, but I know they definitely said 'ki'."
Vegeta stood forward. "Well? Are one of you puny alien weaklings actually going to challenge us or are you all just going to fucking stand there?"
Yamcha stepped towards the three Saiyans. "We're going to kick your ass!"
The short Saiyan laughed. "You're going to kick my ass?"
"No… we're going to kick your ass!" Tien said vehemently.
Vegeta smirked. "Then all of you are more than welcome to try!"
The blue-haired Saiyan placed a small hand on Vegeta's shoulder. "Vegeta?"
"PRINCE! DAMMIT! PRINCE!"
"Ve-ge-ta! Are you sure it's a good idea to take on all five of them at once? They're too confident, they must have something up their sleeves."
He brushed her hand off his shoulder and gripped her throat with his hand. "I am your fucking Prince and I will fight them if I fucking choose to! You and Kakkarot are not to interfere! Do you understand me?"
Neither of them replied.
"I said, DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME?" he screamed.
Kakkarot pulled Bulma away from the raging Prince and answered, "Yes, Prince."
"Good." Vegeta turned to face his challengers.
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The short Saiyan stalked over to the group of challenging Z fighters. His tail had puffed up in anticipation of this battle.
Hopefully this will be a short battle, he thought.
But that was not meant to be.
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Yamcha was practically shaking with excitement of fighting to save the world. He looked at his girlfriend who grinned and blew him a kiss. We can do this, he thought to himself.
Krillen shook his head. These aliens are just going to be too much for us… I can feel the ki emanating off of them.
With his three eyes, Tien looked at them with resolve. "Let's get rid of these fuckers."
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Vegeta stepped away from Bulma and Kakkarot and towards the group of Z fighters. He pulled off the scouter and flicked it back at Bulma, who caught it. As they circled him, he crouched into a fighting stance.
Krillen was the first to attack. He zoomed at Vegeta, his fist aimed for Vegeta's face. He dodged it and kicked up at the bald man, only to have his kick blocked by Juuhachigou, who in turn kicked him. Vegeta grabbed her leg and threw her into the approaching Yamcha. The couple went flying about twenty feet before stopping and flying back towards their adversary.
By the time they got there (even though it would be very quick), Krillen, Tien and Chaotzu were attacking him from every direction. Vegeta, who did not look as though he was going to get tired any time soon, was holding them all off quite well. So far, nobody had been able to get in a single attack against the Saiyan Prince, but the tides were also for them, because he had not hit a single Z fighter.
This went on for an hour while Kakkarot and Bulma stood on the side watching. Vegeta would throw one or two of the Z fighters away and he would have them all attacking him from both sides.
Finally, Vegeta was able to get behind one of his challengers. He grabbed Krillen's chin, and with a quick twist, broke his neck, letting go of his body. Yamcha watched his friends' body crumple to the ground, screamed and attacked Vegeta with a vengeance.
"You piece of shit!" Yamcha yelled as he powered up as far as he could go.
To keep up with Yamcha, the others quickly powered up all the way and attacked Vegeta.
Vegeta was struggling. As the four Z fighters attacked him at their maximum strength, he had powered up. However, his level just was not good enough to be able to fight them all at once, and he was too arrogant to be able to ask for help from Bulma or Kakkarot.
Bulma shook her head as she watched Vegeta's strength start deteriorating. With a powerful blow from Juuhachigou, the Saiyan was sent flying to the ground. Struggling to get back up, Bulma watched his bloody face scrunch up in determination, and it was then that she knew. He had the potential. He was always pushing himself far, but it was up to her to push him father than he has ever gone.
"Get up you weakling!" she shouted to him.
Kakkarot looked at her with surprise. "Bulma he'll kill you for saying that."
She shook her head and continued. "You weak excuse for a monkey! You can't even beat some pathetic aliens!"
His eyes snapped from his opponents to her. He growled and ground his teeth together. Letting out a horrifying yell, an immense power erupted from him, knocking everybody near him to the ground. He dug his feet into the ground and thought angrily of the words that just came out of his slave's mouth. Powering up, he created a crater in the ground beneath him, and a dust cloud formed so that nobody could see him.
As the cloud thinned, a glow could be seen through what was left. Bulma smiled at the results of her words. She was now looking at a Saiyan with glowing blonde hair and strikingly blue eyes.
The Z fighters quickly got over the awe and attacked. However, this time they were no match and were easily dispatched of. As Juuhachigou attacked, Vegeta grabbed her leg and flung her into Chaotzu and Tien. Phasing in behind her, he grabbed her chin, placed his feet on her shoulders and ripped off her head. Tossing it aside, he growled and looked hungrily at Yamcha.
Vegeta kicked him as he turned to run and sent a ki shot flying right through his chest. His body crumpled to the ground, next to his girlfriend's head. He smirked and turned towards the clown and the three-eyed man. The both turned to run, but were caught by a blast he sent in both directions and their bodies fell lifelessly into the crater that Vegeta had created.
He turned to see Bulma smiling at him. Snarling in anger, he phased in behind her, grabbed her arms and a chunk of her hair.
"How dare you say something like that!"
Struggling against him, "I was only h…" Spinning her around and kneeing her in the abdomen, Vegeta cut her off.
As she hugged her stomach, Vegeta addressed her, "You ever say something like that to me again and I'll kill you faster than you can say 'The Legendary'."
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Prince Vegeta stared at the highest-ranking soldier. "So… which weaklings did you kill?"
The soldier looked down at the line of slaves and back up to his Prince. "The old ones, the children, and the physically impaired. There was this weird one, though."
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow. "Weird one?" Aren't they all weird?
The Saiyan shook his head. "He was a crazy green guy claiming that he was going to take over the world. A group of us were able to destroy him after awhile."
"This planet has strange natives." He said thinking about the things that he fought. "Are all the aliens dead?" Vegeta spat.
He nodded his head. "Yes, Prince. All that we have not brought here are dead. And if they're not… they will soon be when we destroy this senseless planet."
Vegeta waved his hand at the soldier to dismiss him, and the soldier left promptly. The short Saiyan watched as a slavedriver walked through the lines of slaves, sometimes pushing one back. The ones the he pushed were pulled away by a soldier and blasted into the next dimension. He nodded in agreement as the slavedriver pushed back an annoyingly loud female who screeched in horror as she was dragged off.
***AN – Vegeta went Super Saiyan…aren't you proud of our Veggie-chan? And I'm so evil… you all thought that the people were going to be able to stay alive… well, actually, they were the ones to die first! I love messing with your minds!
I feel really really really bad for making all of you wait this long… and I'm not going to make any excuses. I just haven't worked on it in awhile.
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I was trying to figure out a better way of saying 'You puny, weak, pathetic fools…' and here are some of the things that I found:
You puny, weak, pathetic dunderheads You puny, weak, pathetic boobies You puny, weak, pathetic drools You puny, weak, pathetic unwise people You puny, weak, pathetic nincompoopsPretty pathetic, no?
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