Disclaimer: No I dont Own anything you stupid apricots, It belongs to J.k Rowling. Now, on with the show, another chapter for all you yard apes. Hope you like!
Scene: 12 On the train
Take One
Me: Action!
Hermione: He's Professor R.J. Lupinal, Lipin, lulapin, lipinal,lupewhole, wait, whats his name?
Harry: I know! It's Lupin!
Ron: Lupin? Whos Lupin?
Hermione: Our new teacher.
Harry: For what?
Ron: teacher? Oh! For school!
Hermione: Defence against the Dark Arts!
Ron: Oh
Hermione: *rolls eyes*
Ron: *raises his hand* Um...but I thought we were going to Hogwarts?
Harry: We are!
Ron: But you just said it was dark arts! *looks suspicious*
Harry: Did not!
Ron: did too!
Harry: Did not!
Ron: Did too!
Harry: Did not!
Ron: did too!
Harry: Did not!
Ron: Did too!
Harry: Did too!
Ron: Did not!
Harry: HA HA HA!
Hermione: Loser
Me: cut!
Take two:
Me: action!
Hermione: He's Proffesor...wait, did you just spell Professor wrong?
Me: well, what do you expect?
Hermione: dont you have spell check?
Me: I have a peanut! Would that make you shut up?
Lupin: If you dont mind I'm trying to pretend that I'm asleep here!
Harry: *faints and falls on the ground*
Alphonso: Not yet Harry!
Ron: Hey, can I have a peanut?
Me: Cut!
Take three:
Harry: He's Professor R.J. Lupin,
Hermione: thats not your part!
Harry: Well you kept getting it wrong so I thought I'd take over.
Ron: *walks into the door*
Lupin: *snors loudly*
Harry: Did he really fall asleep?
All: *look over*
Ron: lets be random and put a foghorn to his ear!
Harry: Yeah!
Hermione: I dont know, in future reference I'd like to point out that he is a werewolf, and by waking him up in such a manner might cause him to attack and possibly bight you, making you a werewolf and dooming you to a cursed life of harsh transformations and scruitany from the general public.
All: *awkward silence*
Hermione: But of course you waking him up with a foghorn would be incredubly humorous and you getting bitten would be the high-light of my life, so by all means wake him up for my sanity and yours.
Ron: *scratches his head*
Harry: STOP YELLING AT ME! *runs away*
Lupin: Just to let you know, I heard everything you just said.
Hermione: PLEASE DONT EAT ME! *runs away*
Ron: can I have a peanut?
Me: Cut! No You moron! *Ron, looks sad*
Take four
Me: action!
Hermione: He's Professor R.J. Lupin
Ron: How did you know that?
Hermione: Didnt you read the script?
Ron: that is in the script!
Harry: *falls*
Alphonso: Still not yet Harry.
Me: cut!
Take five:
Me: Action!
Hermione: He's Professor R.J. Lupin, Wait, why would the letters on his suit case be peeling when he's only been a professor till now?
Ron: Because the dramatic irony and foreshadowing in this story isn't incomplete without a few mistakes or tantalizing hints.
Harry: Yes, and also Rowling does love to add a few tricks and swerves just so she can be evil and keep us guessing.
Ron: Her idea of fun is telling you things you'd wished you'd remembered and guessed in the end,
Harry: so you pull your hair out and die from frustration.
Ron: But still J.K. is the all powerful goddess of the world and should be praised,
Harry: *bows* All hail the drama queen!
All: *bows* All hail J.K. Rowling!
Hermione: I refuse to bow down to someone who took three years to make a book that was...
Harry: simply brilliant,
Ron: suspenseful,
Lupin: *wakes up* splendid *falls back asleep*
Hermione: Horibble *loudly*
Harry: *gasps* Never!
Hermione: It was all about hormonal teenagers,
Ron: *gasps* No!
Hermione: same stupid plot,
Lupin: *gasps* *and then gasps again*
Hermione: you were a prick, *points at Harry*
Harry: well I never!
Hermione: you were never around * points at Lupin*
Lupin: *snores loudly*
Hermione: and you were as stupid as allways, *pointing at Ron* Not noticing that the reason we fight so much is because were madly in love.
Ron: Nah Uh!
Harry: she's right though,
Hermione: *nods*
Ron: well thanks for telling me!
Me: Cut!
Take six:
starting with the lights going out
Me: action!
Ron: what's going on?
Neville: I'm afraid of the dark!
Harry: Me too! *squeaks*
Neville: Hey if I close my eyes it doesn't seem so dark.
Harry: this isn't just regular darkness,
Ron: It's advanced darkness!
All: *cower*
Alphonso: please people!
Ron: Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone!
Harry: oh oh! Disco buiscuit!
Hermione: what?
Neville: cry havoc! and let slip the dogs of war!
All:* awkward silence*
Alphonso: You know, theres no telling what you guys would do if Hogwarts had a power outage,
Hermione: Honestly, Am I the only person who's read Hogwarts a History?
Me: *sighs* Cut!
Take seven: Rap musical:
Me: action!
Ron: Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have,
Harry: I been protested and demenstrated against,
Ron: picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times,
Harry: sick as the mind of these mother f**** keep this behind.
Ron: All this commotion, emotion, give them hell long I'm livin,
Harry: Kickin ass in the mornin' take names in the evening.
Hermione: sing something else!
All: *Silent*
Neville: Oh say can you see! By the dawns early light!
Hermione: Wrong country Neville!
Neville: oh yeah,
All: *silent*
Neville: Oh Britiania! Britiania rules the waves!
Harry: Oh I've got it! *ron looks excited as Harry whispers in his ear*
All: *silence*
Harry: The sun will come out! *whispers* tomorrow!
Ron: Bet your bottom dollar that tomarrow!
Harry: they'll be sun!
Hermione: Oh god!
Me: cut!
Scene: 12 On the train
Take One
Me: Action!
Hermione: He's Professor R.J. Lupinal, Lipin, lulapin, lipinal,lupewhole, wait, whats his name?
Harry: I know! It's Lupin!
Ron: Lupin? Whos Lupin?
Hermione: Our new teacher.
Harry: For what?
Ron: teacher? Oh! For school!
Hermione: Defence against the Dark Arts!
Ron: Oh
Hermione: *rolls eyes*
Ron: *raises his hand* Um...but I thought we were going to Hogwarts?
Harry: We are!
Ron: But you just said it was dark arts! *looks suspicious*
Harry: Did not!
Ron: did too!
Harry: Did not!
Ron: Did too!
Harry: Did not!
Ron: did too!
Harry: Did not!
Ron: Did too!
Harry: Did too!
Ron: Did not!
Harry: HA HA HA!
Hermione: Loser
Me: cut!
Take two:
Me: action!
Hermione: He's Proffesor...wait, did you just spell Professor wrong?
Me: well, what do you expect?
Hermione: dont you have spell check?
Me: I have a peanut! Would that make you shut up?
Lupin: If you dont mind I'm trying to pretend that I'm asleep here!
Harry: *faints and falls on the ground*
Alphonso: Not yet Harry!
Ron: Hey, can I have a peanut?
Me: Cut!
Take three:
Harry: He's Professor R.J. Lupin,
Hermione: thats not your part!
Harry: Well you kept getting it wrong so I thought I'd take over.
Ron: *walks into the door*
Lupin: *snors loudly*
Harry: Did he really fall asleep?
All: *look over*
Ron: lets be random and put a foghorn to his ear!
Harry: Yeah!
Hermione: I dont know, in future reference I'd like to point out that he is a werewolf, and by waking him up in such a manner might cause him to attack and possibly bight you, making you a werewolf and dooming you to a cursed life of harsh transformations and scruitany from the general public.
All: *awkward silence*
Hermione: But of course you waking him up with a foghorn would be incredubly humorous and you getting bitten would be the high-light of my life, so by all means wake him up for my sanity and yours.
Ron: *scratches his head*
Harry: STOP YELLING AT ME! *runs away*
Lupin: Just to let you know, I heard everything you just said.
Hermione: PLEASE DONT EAT ME! *runs away*
Ron: can I have a peanut?
Me: Cut! No You moron! *Ron, looks sad*
Take four
Me: action!
Hermione: He's Professor R.J. Lupin
Ron: How did you know that?
Hermione: Didnt you read the script?
Ron: that is in the script!
Harry: *falls*
Alphonso: Still not yet Harry.
Me: cut!
Take five:
Me: Action!
Hermione: He's Professor R.J. Lupin, Wait, why would the letters on his suit case be peeling when he's only been a professor till now?
Ron: Because the dramatic irony and foreshadowing in this story isn't incomplete without a few mistakes or tantalizing hints.
Harry: Yes, and also Rowling does love to add a few tricks and swerves just so she can be evil and keep us guessing.
Ron: Her idea of fun is telling you things you'd wished you'd remembered and guessed in the end,
Harry: so you pull your hair out and die from frustration.
Ron: But still J.K. is the all powerful goddess of the world and should be praised,
Harry: *bows* All hail the drama queen!
All: *bows* All hail J.K. Rowling!
Hermione: I refuse to bow down to someone who took three years to make a book that was...
Harry: simply brilliant,
Ron: suspenseful,
Lupin: *wakes up* splendid *falls back asleep*
Hermione: Horibble *loudly*
Harry: *gasps* Never!
Hermione: It was all about hormonal teenagers,
Ron: *gasps* No!
Hermione: same stupid plot,
Lupin: *gasps* *and then gasps again*
Hermione: you were a prick, *points at Harry*
Harry: well I never!
Hermione: you were never around * points at Lupin*
Lupin: *snores loudly*
Hermione: and you were as stupid as allways, *pointing at Ron* Not noticing that the reason we fight so much is because were madly in love.
Ron: Nah Uh!
Harry: she's right though,
Hermione: *nods*
Ron: well thanks for telling me!
Me: Cut!
Take six:
starting with the lights going out
Me: action!
Ron: what's going on?
Neville: I'm afraid of the dark!
Harry: Me too! *squeaks*
Neville: Hey if I close my eyes it doesn't seem so dark.
Harry: this isn't just regular darkness,
Ron: It's advanced darkness!
All: *cower*
Alphonso: please people!
Ron: Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone!
Harry: oh oh! Disco buiscuit!
Hermione: what?
Neville: cry havoc! and let slip the dogs of war!
All:* awkward silence*
Alphonso: You know, theres no telling what you guys would do if Hogwarts had a power outage,
Hermione: Honestly, Am I the only person who's read Hogwarts a History?
Me: *sighs* Cut!
Take seven: Rap musical:
Me: action!
Ron: Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have,
Harry: I been protested and demenstrated against,
Ron: picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times,
Harry: sick as the mind of these mother f**** keep this behind.
Ron: All this commotion, emotion, give them hell long I'm livin,
Harry: Kickin ass in the mornin' take names in the evening.
Hermione: sing something else!
All: *Silent*
Neville: Oh say can you see! By the dawns early light!
Hermione: Wrong country Neville!
Neville: oh yeah,
All: *silent*
Neville: Oh Britiania! Britiania rules the waves!
Harry: Oh I've got it! *ron looks excited as Harry whispers in his ear*
All: *silence*
Harry: The sun will come out! *whispers* tomorrow!
Ron: Bet your bottom dollar that tomarrow!
Harry: they'll be sun!
Hermione: Oh god!
Me: cut!
