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Scene: 12 On the train

Take One

Me: Action!

Hermione: He's Professor R.J. Lupinal, Lipin, lulapin, lipinal,lupewhole, wait, whats his name?

Harry: I know! It's Lupin!

Ron: Lupin? Whos Lupin?

Hermione: Our new teacher.

Harry: For what?

Ron: teacher? Oh! For school!

Hermione: Defence against the Dark Arts!

Ron: Oh

Hermione: *rolls eyes*

Ron: *raises his hand* Um...but I thought we were going to Hogwarts?

Harry: We are!

Ron: But you just said it was dark arts! *looks suspicious*

Harry: Did not!

Ron: did too!

Harry: Did not!

Ron: Did too!

Harry: Did not!

Ron: did too!

Harry: Did not!

Ron: Did too!

Harry: Did too!

Ron: Did not!

Harry: HA HA HA!

Hermione: Loser

Me: cut!

Take two:

Me: action!

Hermione: He's Proffesor...wait, did you just spell Professor wrong?

Me: well, what do you expect?

Hermione: dont you have spell check?

Me: I have a peanut! Would that make you shut up?

Lupin: If you dont mind I'm trying to pretend that I'm asleep here!

Harry: *faints and falls on the ground*

Alphonso: Not yet Harry!

Ron: Hey, can I have a peanut?

Me: Cut!

Take three:

Harry: He's Professor R.J. Lupin,

Hermione: thats not your part!

Harry: Well you kept getting it wrong so I thought I'd take over.

Ron: *walks into the door*

Lupin: *snors loudly*

Harry: Did he really fall asleep?

All: *look over*

Ron: lets be random and put a foghorn to his ear!

Harry: Yeah!

Hermione: I dont know, in future reference I'd like to point out that he is a werewolf, and by waking him up in such a manner might cause him to attack and possibly bight you, making you a werewolf and dooming you to a cursed life of harsh transformations and scruitany from the general public.

All: *awkward silence*

Hermione: But of course you waking him up with a foghorn would be incredubly humorous and you getting bitten would be the high-light of my life, so by all means wake him up for my sanity and yours.

Ron: *scratches his head*

Harry: STOP YELLING AT ME! *runs away*

Lupin: Just to let you know, I heard everything you just said.

Hermione: PLEASE DONT EAT ME! *runs away*

Ron: can I have a peanut?

Me: Cut! No You moron! *Ron, looks sad*

Take four

Me: action!

Hermione: He's Professor R.J. Lupin

Ron: How did you know that?

Hermione: Didnt you read the script?

Ron: that is in the script!

Harry: *falls*

Alphonso: Still not yet Harry.

Me: cut!

Take five:

Me: Action!

Hermione: He's Professor R.J. Lupin, Wait, why would the letters on his suit case be peeling when he's only been a professor till now?

Ron: Because the dramatic irony and foreshadowing in this story isn't incomplete without a few mistakes or tantalizing hints.

Harry: Yes, and also Rowling does love to add a few tricks and swerves just so she can be evil and keep us guessing.

Ron: Her idea of fun is telling you things you'd wished you'd remembered and guessed in the end,

Harry: so you pull your hair out and die from frustration.

Ron: But still J.K. is the all powerful goddess of the world and should be praised,

Harry: *bows* All hail the drama queen!

All: *bows* All hail J.K. Rowling!

Hermione: I refuse to bow down to someone who took three years to make a book that was...

Harry: simply brilliant,

Ron: suspenseful,

Lupin: *wakes up* splendid *falls back asleep*

Hermione: Horibble *loudly*

Harry: *gasps* Never!

Hermione: It was all about hormonal teenagers,

Ron: *gasps* No!

Hermione: same stupid plot,

Lupin: *gasps* *and then gasps again*

Hermione: you were a prick, *points at Harry*

Harry: well I never!

Hermione: you were never around * points at Lupin*

Lupin: *snores loudly*

Hermione: and you were as stupid as allways, *pointing at Ron* Not noticing that the reason we fight so much is because were madly in love.

Ron: Nah Uh!

Harry: she's right though,

Hermione: *nods*

Ron: well thanks for telling me!

Me: Cut!

Take six:

starting with the lights going out

Me: action!

Ron: what's going on?

Neville: I'm afraid of the dark!

Harry: Me too! *squeaks*

Neville: Hey if I close my eyes it doesn't seem so dark.

Harry: this isn't just regular darkness,

Ron: It's advanced darkness!

All: *cower*

Alphonso: please people!

Ron: Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone!

Harry: oh oh! Disco buiscuit!

Hermione: what?

Neville: cry havoc! and let slip the dogs of war!

All:* awkward silence*

Alphonso: You know, theres no telling what you guys would do if Hogwarts had a power outage,

Hermione: Honestly, Am I the only person who's read Hogwarts a History?

Me: *sighs* Cut!

Take seven: Rap musical:

Me: action!

Ron: Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have,

Harry: I been protested and demenstrated against,

Ron: picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times,

Harry: sick as the mind of these mother f**** keep this behind.

Ron: All this commotion, emotion, give them hell long I'm livin,

Harry: Kickin ass in the mornin' take names in the evening.

Hermione: sing something else!

All: *Silent*

Neville: Oh say can you see! By the dawns early light!

Hermione: Wrong country Neville!

Neville: oh yeah,

All: *silent*

Neville: Oh Britiania! Britiania rules the waves!

Harry: Oh I've got it! *ron looks excited as Harry whispers in his ear*

All: *silence*

Harry: The sun will come out! *whispers* tomorrow!

Ron: Bet your bottom dollar that tomarrow!

Harry: they'll be sun!

Hermione: Oh god!

Me: cut!