Disclaimer: No! I DONT OWN HARRY POTTER! Stop yelling at me! *throws eggs*

Okay, all you grand old flags! Also, the following is also from, Shakespeares: Othello,

King Lear, Romeo and Juiliet, and Julius Ceaser. Heres another chapter for your calorie burning abbs!

All:Hurray!

Take one: Starting with Parvarti

Me: action!

Parvarti: Riddikulus!

Seamus: Ha Ha Ha! Riddikulus!

Ron: that's hilarious really,

Hermione: you think everythings hilarious.

Ron: know me that well do you?

Hermione: You don't know that I sneak into the boy's dormitory to watch you undress. *claps a hand over her mouth*

Ron: You do!

Hermione: I shoudn't have said that. um.. it's actually Ginny who does that!

Ginny: Nah uh! I only like to see Harry with his clothes on!

Lupin: what are you doing here?

Ginny: thought I'd watch Harry some more.

Lupin: fair enough. *shakes head*

Me:Cut!

Take two:

Me: Action! *falls over*

Parvarti: Riddikulus!

Me: was not! that hurt!

Hermione: Shutup!

Ron: Hey seamus,

Seamus: what?

Ron: Riddikulus!

Seamus: *laughs uncontrolably*

Lupin: Class, class! *try's to call order*

Harry: woop woop!

All: *Get's louder*

Harry: *whistles*

All: *even louder*

Harry: I'm actually a woman!

All: *awkward silence*

Lupin: Now that's riddikulus!

Seamus: Riddikulus! *ha ha* oh, how funny,

Hermione: Get a grip!

seamus: I've almost peed in my nickers,

Me: Cut!

Take three:

Parvarti: Riddikulus!

Boggart: *grrr..mummy!*

Neville: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Lupin: You already went Neville!

Neville: I swear, Ron just bit me!

Lupin: Don't be Riddikulus!

Seamus: *howls with laughter*

Neville: No really! He bit me! I'm bleeding!

Ron: *growls, looks around madly with Nevilles sleeve torn in his mouth*

Harry: *looks side ways at Ron, jumps away*

Ron: grrr...

Harry: ahhhh! Werewolf!

Lupin: *stops in his tracks* Now, what's wrong with werewolves?

Ron: *roars*

Neville: He bit me!

Hermione: well, they are technically extremelly dangerous, and when they bite

it just so happens you get cursed for life. So damn those werewolves, filthy half-breeds.

All: *silence*

Lupin: I can't believe you said that! You know perfectly well I'm a werewolf!

All: Oh my gosh! runnaway!

Ron: He's got a gun!

Lupin: No I don't!

Harry: Ahhhh!

Neville: ahhhh! what's a gun?!

Ron: *growls*

Neville: He bit me again!

Me: Cut! *growls*

Take four:

Parvarti: Riddikulus, hey, you forgot to say action!

Me: *asleep*

Harry: *pokes*

Me: *mummbles,nuke the Penguins*

Seamus: Haha, Penguins!

Me: *shoots straight up* where?

Hermione: Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Me: Hey, I thought we were supposed to be satanistic anti-christs?

Harry: yeah! I'm supposed to be evil!

Ron: and they burned our nooks!

Hermione: you mean books, *rolls eyes*

Ron: well that too.

Harry: I was supposed to be a bad influence!

Hermione: Don't worry Harry, nothings changed.

Harry: *sobs* Yes it has! I was supposed to be the bad mother of this society

next your gonna say my fame in increasing!

Hermione: you mean decreasing,

Harry: See you admit it! It's all over! My whole career!

Ron: *does that really funny face that he does in the movies*

Harry: Oh woe! And I bet you the next thing your going to tell me is that

Sid Viscious is dead?!

Hermione: Um.. Harry he is.

Harry: *stops* My love!

Ron: mmm, vicious! *growls*

Neville: Who's that?

Harry: *cry's more* Oh woe is me! My Sex Pistols god has been vanquished!

Parvarti: ooooooo Sex! *gets that really girly giggly look*

Neville: He bit me again!

Hermione: Ron!

Ron: *growls*

Neville: Not Ron! Seamus!

Hermione: Seamus!

Seamus: Sorry, what can I say, I'm horny!

Me: *looks disgusted, and sincerely opologizes for my cuz who wrote this line!*

Cut!

Take Four: Shakespeare competition

Me: Action!

Parvarti: Riddikulus!

Snape: *walks in wearing a leotard* To be or not to be!

Harry: That is the question! *look at each other*

Snape: Romeo oh Romeo!

Harry: where art thou Romeo!

Snape: Cry havoc! and let slip the dogs of war!

Harry: That we shall die now, by the time! *glares at eachother*

Snape: That sir, what serves and seeks for gain,

Harry: And follows but for form,

Snape: Will pack, when it begins to rain,

Harry: And leave the in the storm,

Snape: But I will tarry; the fool will stay,

Harry: And let the wise man fly.

Snape: The knave turns fool that runs away,

Harry: The fool no Knave, perdy. *glares*

Harry: Twill out! mangy whore... *Ron bites his head off*

Hermione: thankyou Ron

Snape: Prick him down! *screams like a girl and runs*

Me: In the words of nkittyhawk, holy cheese munchies!Cut!

Take Five:

Me: action!

Parvarit: Riddikulus *says in a bored voice*

Alphonso: Damn pissy ass teenagers can't do anything right,

Neville: It's the hormones.

Hermione: well at least Ron's stopped eating people,

Harry: No, now he's eating himself. *retached head, kinda like that chick from Nightmare before Christmas,*

Ron: *chews fingers*

Lupin: Ron, you better stop eating yourself or you wont have room for lunch,

Ron: grr..

Hermione: I'd not insult him Professor, His kind tend to be violent.

Lupin: Oh you mean werewolves!

Hermione: I said no such thing!

Lupin: Well, you should get to know Ron before you judge him! *sits on Rons lap*

Hermione: A pictures worth a thousand words!

Harry: *mumbles* that's only because you don't know a thousand words Hermione

All: ooooooo!

Harry: word to ya motha!

Me: Oh shut up! Cut!

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