Author note:

Awfully sorry, thought that chapter would be a little amusing, wasn't a huge hit,

anyway, next one will be soon and much much longer and much much more random.

Get ready for some great explicit humor my friends!

Hope all is well with you peeps,

I partially made the chapter short because I didn't get any reviews,

but since I'm new at this, I've just got to know the right time to post.

Happy Halloween! And I'm sure all the true HP fans dressed up toward the Hp books right?

See you later my beautiful apricots!

special sorry: to nkittyhawk, I'm soo sorry! I didn't know you would take it like that!

I thought maybe you would see the joke, quote "my chapters won't be nearly as long, cough cough"

Im sorry any how and will make it up to you!

Keep reviewing!

SNEEK PREVIEW OF NEXT CHAPTER:

Dumbledore: Great Scott! It's A Bird!

Lupin: No! It's a plane!

Hermione: NO! It's Harry falling fifty feet in a rushing torrent of death!

Dumbledore: And that concerns me how?

YOU MUST READ NEXT CHAPTER! FOR THE LLAMAS!

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