Disclaimer: Does it sound like I own billions of dollars? Because if I did, I'd say is precise
wording, " Ha ha, you suck, I own billions of dollars and you own nothing, Ha, soon I shall
rule you all, Ha ha." seriously, it's all J.k.'s.....And Pooper it's been forever!! But
I'm having a hell of a time at school! You know when your teacher singles you out and
plans to destroy your life by failing you. Yeah, they suck big time. I apologize for
the delayed chapter, but this one...my best work.Instead of one chapter, you get two and
three quarters of random hilarious stuff!Well, not specifically two and three quarters
seeing as I don't know how to measure....
scene seventeen:
Me: Action!
Dumbledore: Great Scott! It's A Bird!
Lupin: No! It's a plane!
Hermione: NO! It's Harry falling fifty feet in a rushing torrent of death!
Dumbledore: And that concerns me how?
Lupin: Um..Professor I think we might need Potter.
Dumbledore: what ever for? *raises eyebrows*
Hermione: The prophecy remember?
Dumbledore: Ah yes, wait, the what?
Lupin: the prophecy about how Potter is the only one to defeat the Dark Lord?
Hermione: Crackhead..*mumbles*
Dumbledore: I don't follow, young savage.
Lupin: *looks flustered*
Hermione: Look, the prophecy says Harry must either die or kill at the hands of Vodemort.
Dumbledore: How frightful!
Lupin: *looks scared*
Hermione: so obviously we need him to fulfill it!
Dumbledore: Fulfill what?
Lupin and Hermione: the prophecy! *together*
Harry: *clunk**dead*
Dumbledore: Great scott! Harry's dead!
Hermione: No shit sherlock...
Dumbledore: *turns to them both* I'd have expected better of you two!
You know we needed him for the prophecy!
Alphonso: All these mess-up scripts are starting to be really amusing...
Me: Cut!
scene twenty-four: In the Hall, chit chat...because Alphonso needs it for the behind
the scenes DVD bonus feature disc.
Me: Action!
Harry: hahaha, yeah that's a good one.*talks like a surfer*
Ron: haha, yeah, what about BOOBS?!
Harry: hahaha, that's a good one.
Ron: haha, yeah, what about SNORKEL?
Harry: hahaha, that's a good one.
Ron: haha, yeah, what about ALFREDO?
Harry: hahaha, that's a good one.
Ron: haha, yeah, what about APPLES?
Harry: haha..wait what? that's not funny.
Ron: oh. You got a word? *turns to Hermione*
Hermione: How about SHUTUP! *awkward silence*
Harry: haha, that's a good one.
Ron: haha, yeah, what about.. *Hermione interupts*
Hermione: Honestly, you guys need to shutup.
Harry: But these are all really funny words Hermione!
Ron: Hey Harry? *looks excited*
Harry: chia?
Ron: I got an idea man,
Harry: No way!
Both: Chia!
Hermione: *writes in notebook* Day 30: More funny words, but Ron seems to have stumbled
upon the little inteligence he has in his peanut sized brain...
Ron: We make a farm...and it has sheep and llamas, and we breed them, and like make a
new creature. We can like call them Llameeps!
Harry: whoa, Ron...your genius showing!
Ron: *blushes and covers himself*
Hermione: *writes again* Nevermind....
Me: Cut!
scene thirteen: the scene where Sirius gets into the castle...hehehe..
Me: action!
Percy: Somebody go get Professor Dumbledore, quick..
Harry: *runs away*
All: *groan*
Harry: Was I not supposed to go?
Percy: yes Harry, by all means leave our sight and never come back. We all hate you.
Harry: Oh my GOD! *starts crying* I've been living with false accusations!!! *sobs*
Ginny: *goes up to Percy and slaps him*
Percy: *gasps dramatically* how dare you!
Ginny: It is I! Sirius Black!
Harry: ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Ron: ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
All: ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Dumbledore: SILENCE FOOL!
All: *silence*
Dumbledore: Off to the gallows!!!
Dementors: *swish swish, swish swish*
Ginny: I was just kidding! April Fool!
Percy: It's not April!!
Harry: Yeah! It's March Baffoon! *quiets*
Hermione: Maybe you should just stop talking, it's to much work for you.
Harry: Quite right! ouch it hurts! *clutches brain*
Ron: haha, yeah, what about....
Me: RON! geez! CUT!
Take two: again...
Me: MAZDA! I mean..Action! *looks around cautiously*
Percy: Somebody go get Professor Dumbledore, quick..
All: *wait*
Person: I can't find him!
Percy: well heaven forbid he dropped dead somewhere!
Flash scene: *Dumbledore at the foot of a stair case dead*
Percy: What a horribly not realistic flash scene!
Dumbledore: I am alive! *gets up*
All: auh! Percy! *look mad*
Harry: But what about Black?
All: *look around*
Sirius: *eating at the snack bar on the side of the set*
What? *coleslaw falls out of his mouth*
Ron: mmmm, beer. *drools*
Me: Where?!?! *turns*
Harry: That's all you need!
Alphonso: Are we ever going to get this done?!
Hermione: Obviously not..
Lupin: I feel a change coming on..*starts shaking*
Ron: *snaps out of it* Puberty?
Hermione:*slaps Ron*
Ron: *dramatically faints*
All: He's changing! Oh my god! Run away!*all run*
Lupin: arrrrrrooooo!!!! *howls*
Ron: loo loo loo!
Harry: ahhh!
Lupin: arrrrooooo!!!
Ron: loo loo loo!
Harry: ahhh!
Lupin: arrrrooo!!
Ron: loo loo loo!
Harry: ahhh!
Lupin: arrrroooo!!!
Ron: loo loo loo!
Harry: ahhh!
Lupin: arrroooo!!!
Ron: loo loo loo!
Harry: ahhh!
Ron: looo, loooo, leee looo, looo!
All: *look at him*
Ron: loooooo! leee looo! loo loo looooooo!!
Lupin: *stops and stares*
Ron: loooo, loooo leeee a looo oooo looo ooo leee! ooo!
Harry: *tilts head in confusion* * then starts to say something*
Ron: *cuts him off* loooooo!! leee! loooo! laaa! looo looooooo!!!!!
Hermione: RON!! SHUTUP!!!
Ron: *looks affended*
Hermione: *breaths heavily*
All: *awkward silence*
Ron: llama!
Me: Cut!
Scene: palnning the Hogwarts house point talent show...oh boy...
Me:Action!!!
Harry: Oh look, A Hogwarts talent show. *reads off script*
Ron: wow, how ve-ry inter-esting.
Harry: yes.
Hermione: what shall we ev-er do?
Dean: I know, how about a nifty music-al.
All: Golly-gee-wilikers what great fun.
Scene: The Hogwarts house point talent show..
Me: Action!
Harry, Dean, Ron, and Seamus, sing: Is this the real life? Is this
just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, noooo escape from reality...
Open your eyes, look up to the sky's and seeee...
Hogwarts audience: *snigger*
Harry solo: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy, (ooo poor boy)
All four: because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low.
Hit me where the wind blows! Doesn't really matter to me,
Harry: To me....
Lavender: *plays piano* *really really really dramatic music*
Harry: Mommma.... just killed a man, put a gun against his head,
pulled my trigger now he's dead.
Momma, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all
away!
MOMMA!!! ooooo!
Didn't mean to make you cry if I'm not back again this time tomorrow!
Carry on, carry on! As if nothing really matters...
Lavender: *piano*
Harry: Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Mamma,oooooo! I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
Ron: *solo guitar* *Again, really really really dramatic*
Lavender: *funny Piano tapping* *music slows*
Harry: *Funny opera voice* I see a little silhouetto of a man,
All: Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango!
Whole Gryffindor chorus:Thunderbolt and lightning, very,
very fright'ning me!
(Nevile) and Dean opera solos: (Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.)
Galileo, Galileo figaro!
Magnifico!
Harry: I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
Chorus: He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Harry: *looks around cautiously*
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? *deatheaters
(coughstudentscough)come out and grab him*
Deatheaters: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go!
Chorus:(Let him go!)
Deatheaters:Bismillah! We will not let you go.*Harry Dean,Ron and Seamus
sneak away..*
Chorus: (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
All:(Let me go.) Will not let you go.
All:(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!!
(Neville) and Dean:(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go!
All:Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me!
*all march toward the front of the stage* *people laugh* *really dramatic*
Neville: *high pitched voice* FOR ME!!!!!
*Music speeds up to ROCK*
(Harry singing, dean drums, Ron guitar, Seamus bass.)
Harry: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye!
So you think you can love me and leave me to die!
Ooooo, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.
All: *Jumping about on the stage*
*gets even, even more dramatic* ooo yeah! oo yeah! *hand gestures*
*Music slows down...*
Harry: *sad funny voice* Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.....
Any way the wind blows.
Me: Cut!!! Yeah! *looks at the audience for support*
Audience: *gets ready to throw tomatoes*
Me: Now guys! Don't be mean to them! *gets hit with tomatoes*
Me: Didn't see that coming....
Cut!!
That's a rap...To my reviewers, I love you! Voice in head *so why
don't you marry it?!* damn voices! Anyway, I love you so very very much,
but I need your opinion, should I make a whole different story,
spoofing the fifth book, or just make it a "part two" on the same one?
What do you think???
Oh, and if you'd like to know, that song was called *Bohemian Rhapsody*
and it's by QUEEN. For those of you who don't know whom Queen are,
shame on you! They sing the, " We are the Champions!" song,
*starts singing* *then cringes*
I better just shutup...
Hope you liked! REVIEW!!
wording, " Ha ha, you suck, I own billions of dollars and you own nothing, Ha, soon I shall
rule you all, Ha ha." seriously, it's all J.k.'s.....And Pooper it's been forever!! But
I'm having a hell of a time at school! You know when your teacher singles you out and
plans to destroy your life by failing you. Yeah, they suck big time. I apologize for
the delayed chapter, but this one...my best work.Instead of one chapter, you get two and
three quarters of random hilarious stuff!Well, not specifically two and three quarters
seeing as I don't know how to measure....
scene seventeen:
Me: Action!
Dumbledore: Great Scott! It's A Bird!
Lupin: No! It's a plane!
Hermione: NO! It's Harry falling fifty feet in a rushing torrent of death!
Dumbledore: And that concerns me how?
Lupin: Um..Professor I think we might need Potter.
Dumbledore: what ever for? *raises eyebrows*
Hermione: The prophecy remember?
Dumbledore: Ah yes, wait, the what?
Lupin: the prophecy about how Potter is the only one to defeat the Dark Lord?
Hermione: Crackhead..*mumbles*
Dumbledore: I don't follow, young savage.
Lupin: *looks flustered*
Hermione: Look, the prophecy says Harry must either die or kill at the hands of Vodemort.
Dumbledore: How frightful!
Lupin: *looks scared*
Hermione: so obviously we need him to fulfill it!
Dumbledore: Fulfill what?
Lupin and Hermione: the prophecy! *together*
Harry: *clunk**dead*
Dumbledore: Great scott! Harry's dead!
Hermione: No shit sherlock...
Dumbledore: *turns to them both* I'd have expected better of you two!
You know we needed him for the prophecy!
Alphonso: All these mess-up scripts are starting to be really amusing...
Me: Cut!
scene twenty-four: In the Hall, chit chat...because Alphonso needs it for the behind
the scenes DVD bonus feature disc.
Me: Action!
Harry: hahaha, yeah that's a good one.*talks like a surfer*
Ron: haha, yeah, what about BOOBS?!
Harry: hahaha, that's a good one.
Ron: haha, yeah, what about SNORKEL?
Harry: hahaha, that's a good one.
Ron: haha, yeah, what about ALFREDO?
Harry: hahaha, that's a good one.
Ron: haha, yeah, what about APPLES?
Harry: haha..wait what? that's not funny.
Ron: oh. You got a word? *turns to Hermione*
Hermione: How about SHUTUP! *awkward silence*
Harry: haha, that's a good one.
Ron: haha, yeah, what about.. *Hermione interupts*
Hermione: Honestly, you guys need to shutup.
Harry: But these are all really funny words Hermione!
Ron: Hey Harry? *looks excited*
Harry: chia?
Ron: I got an idea man,
Harry: No way!
Both: Chia!
Hermione: *writes in notebook* Day 30: More funny words, but Ron seems to have stumbled
upon the little inteligence he has in his peanut sized brain...
Ron: We make a farm...and it has sheep and llamas, and we breed them, and like make a
new creature. We can like call them Llameeps!
Harry: whoa, Ron...your genius showing!
Ron: *blushes and covers himself*
Hermione: *writes again* Nevermind....
Me: Cut!
scene thirteen: the scene where Sirius gets into the castle...hehehe..
Me: action!
Percy: Somebody go get Professor Dumbledore, quick..
Harry: *runs away*
All: *groan*
Harry: Was I not supposed to go?
Percy: yes Harry, by all means leave our sight and never come back. We all hate you.
Harry: Oh my GOD! *starts crying* I've been living with false accusations!!! *sobs*
Ginny: *goes up to Percy and slaps him*
Percy: *gasps dramatically* how dare you!
Ginny: It is I! Sirius Black!
Harry: ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Ron: ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
All: ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Dumbledore: SILENCE FOOL!
All: *silence*
Dumbledore: Off to the gallows!!!
Dementors: *swish swish, swish swish*
Ginny: I was just kidding! April Fool!
Percy: It's not April!!
Harry: Yeah! It's March Baffoon! *quiets*
Hermione: Maybe you should just stop talking, it's to much work for you.
Harry: Quite right! ouch it hurts! *clutches brain*
Ron: haha, yeah, what about....
Me: RON! geez! CUT!
Take two: again...
Me: MAZDA! I mean..Action! *looks around cautiously*
Percy: Somebody go get Professor Dumbledore, quick..
All: *wait*
Person: I can't find him!
Percy: well heaven forbid he dropped dead somewhere!
Flash scene: *Dumbledore at the foot of a stair case dead*
Percy: What a horribly not realistic flash scene!
Dumbledore: I am alive! *gets up*
All: auh! Percy! *look mad*
Harry: But what about Black?
All: *look around*
Sirius: *eating at the snack bar on the side of the set*
What? *coleslaw falls out of his mouth*
Ron: mmmm, beer. *drools*
Me: Where?!?! *turns*
Harry: That's all you need!
Alphonso: Are we ever going to get this done?!
Hermione: Obviously not..
Lupin: I feel a change coming on..*starts shaking*
Ron: *snaps out of it* Puberty?
Hermione:*slaps Ron*
Ron: *dramatically faints*
All: He's changing! Oh my god! Run away!*all run*
Lupin: arrrrrrooooo!!!! *howls*
Ron: loo loo loo!
Harry: ahhh!
Lupin: arrrrooooo!!!
Ron: loo loo loo!
Harry: ahhh!
Lupin: arrrrooo!!
Ron: loo loo loo!
Harry: ahhh!
Lupin: arrrroooo!!!
Ron: loo loo loo!
Harry: ahhh!
Lupin: arrroooo!!!
Ron: loo loo loo!
Harry: ahhh!
Ron: looo, loooo, leee looo, looo!
All: *look at him*
Ron: loooooo! leee looo! loo loo looooooo!!
Lupin: *stops and stares*
Ron: loooo, loooo leeee a looo oooo looo ooo leee! ooo!
Harry: *tilts head in confusion* * then starts to say something*
Ron: *cuts him off* loooooo!! leee! loooo! laaa! looo looooooo!!!!!
Hermione: RON!! SHUTUP!!!
Ron: *looks affended*
Hermione: *breaths heavily*
All: *awkward silence*
Ron: llama!
Me: Cut!
Scene: palnning the Hogwarts house point talent show...oh boy...
Me:Action!!!
Harry: Oh look, A Hogwarts talent show. *reads off script*
Ron: wow, how ve-ry inter-esting.
Harry: yes.
Hermione: what shall we ev-er do?
Dean: I know, how about a nifty music-al.
All: Golly-gee-wilikers what great fun.
Scene: The Hogwarts house point talent show..
Me: Action!
Harry, Dean, Ron, and Seamus, sing: Is this the real life? Is this
just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, noooo escape from reality...
Open your eyes, look up to the sky's and seeee...
Hogwarts audience: *snigger*
Harry solo: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy, (ooo poor boy)
All four: because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low.
Hit me where the wind blows! Doesn't really matter to me,
Harry: To me....
Lavender: *plays piano* *really really really dramatic music*
Harry: Mommma.... just killed a man, put a gun against his head,
pulled my trigger now he's dead.
Momma, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all
away!
MOMMA!!! ooooo!
Didn't mean to make you cry if I'm not back again this time tomorrow!
Carry on, carry on! As if nothing really matters...
Lavender: *piano*
Harry: Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Mamma,oooooo! I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
Ron: *solo guitar* *Again, really really really dramatic*
Lavender: *funny Piano tapping* *music slows*
Harry: *Funny opera voice* I see a little silhouetto of a man,
All: Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango!
Whole Gryffindor chorus:Thunderbolt and lightning, very,
very fright'ning me!
(Nevile) and Dean opera solos: (Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.)
Galileo, Galileo figaro!
Magnifico!
Harry: I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
Chorus: He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Harry: *looks around cautiously*
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? *deatheaters
(coughstudentscough)come out and grab him*
Deatheaters: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go!
Chorus:(Let him go!)
Deatheaters:Bismillah! We will not let you go.*Harry Dean,Ron and Seamus
sneak away..*
Chorus: (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
All:(Let me go.) Will not let you go.
All:(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!!
(Neville) and Dean:(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go!
All:Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me!
*all march toward the front of the stage* *people laugh* *really dramatic*
Neville: *high pitched voice* FOR ME!!!!!
*Music speeds up to ROCK*
(Harry singing, dean drums, Ron guitar, Seamus bass.)
Harry: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye!
So you think you can love me and leave me to die!
Ooooo, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.
All: *Jumping about on the stage*
*gets even, even more dramatic* ooo yeah! oo yeah! *hand gestures*
*Music slows down...*
Harry: *sad funny voice* Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.....
Any way the wind blows.
Me: Cut!!! Yeah! *looks at the audience for support*
Audience: *gets ready to throw tomatoes*
Me: Now guys! Don't be mean to them! *gets hit with tomatoes*
Me: Didn't see that coming....
Cut!!
That's a rap...To my reviewers, I love you! Voice in head *so why
don't you marry it?!* damn voices! Anyway, I love you so very very much,
but I need your opinion, should I make a whole different story,
spoofing the fifth book, or just make it a "part two" on the same one?
What do you think???
Oh, and if you'd like to know, that song was called *Bohemian Rhapsody*
and it's by QUEEN. For those of you who don't know whom Queen are,
shame on you! They sing the, " We are the Champions!" song,
*starts singing* *then cringes*
I better just shutup...
Hope you liked! REVIEW!!
