Document write(");Sup i be chillen like bob dillan grillan thoes papers
like a solar virtigo!*gang signs*^_^
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This was written by Madwren and Evil-D
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Waffels,Neko's,and Death threats!(what fun!)
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We do not own him!
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Inuyasha was sitting biside the well when all of a sudden a swirling vortex
appeared before him and two people appeared one a kitty demon wearing a
long bright orange kimnio with little kitty head all over it.The second
person had a all black kimino and a veil covering her face and long sleeves
and long pant legs but you could very distinctly see the long flowing red
hair.The girl with the kitty kimino flipped her shoulder legnth red hair
and looked at Inuyasha with a very intersted look.
The girl in all black looked around filpping her veil back."Umm Madwren?I think my vortex screwed up again"
"Dammit thats the third time this week. You think you can get it right for once. I mean come on D how crappy is your magic?!"
The girl known as D glared at Madwren and flipped her hand and the vortex dissappered."shuddap ya face!Madwren my magic is WAY better than you stupid neko powers!"
"What was that?" Madwren qiestioned flexing her claws in D direction. "Come here and say that to my face you stupid Goat Rapeing Heniti!"
D sweeped her kimino off to reveal a all black leather suit and pulled out a sickle from the heap of cloths"what did you say Madwren?would you like to rephrase that?"
Inuyasha who had been sitting by the well was now gearing up for a chick- fight and wondering if Kagome could make any of the corn-pop when she got here.(An;umm for you confused PPL he means Pop-corn hes kinda outta date Madwren- Well duh that was funny evil D you made a joke i'm so proud of you! Evil-D;^_^## Huh?do you want a short life span? Madwren; lets get back to the story)
"UMMMM Gomen Nasai Evil D. Don't hurt me PLEASE!" Madwren was bowing to the floor pleading like her life depended on it. Inuyasha was confused. Madwren looked stronger then D she could take her. Why was she soo scared?
Evil-D looked down to her pleeding friend sempethitically"get up Madwren you know your my tomodachi(Friend, i think)"
Inuyasha looked up as a giant bag landed on his head from behind and a girl with short black shoulder legnth hair."Where is Inu-Kun?"Kagome asked to a unknown person to see two girls stearing at her like she was weird. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!" Kagome asked in utter shock.
"HI!" Madwren said in a squeeky voice. "I'm Madwren and the scary lady next to me is Evil-D but you can just call her D! Well thats what i call her!" Madwren said in an enthuastic tone of voice. "Who are you and why were you in that well?"
"I'm Kagome and i um droped my um backpack down there and was getting it."
Evil-D looked at her unconvined and rummaged through the pack that had appered at her side and pulled out a long list and scanned it,she smirked"Oh your Kagome Higurashie yes?"
"Yeah thats right......how did you know my last name?"
"Oh pardon!"Evil-D said and covered her mouth in a fake yawn"i am Evil-Dark- Mistress keeper of the gates of hell and grim reaper,You are here because you live in modern Japan and you come here to hunt for the jewel of four soulsYou are intended to die in about oh---um please step to the side about two steps"All of a sudden a rather large demon body dropped from the sky and made a huge crash only about a second after Kagome moved.
Evil-D;^_^
Kagome swet dropped. "Well that was close! Have you two seen a grumpy white haired dog boy around here? Hes got dog ears and fangs and claws, and usually runs around in a stupid looking red Haori?"
Evil-D smiled more sweetly and pointed "He was watching me and Madwren fight like it was an addictive sugar and then you squashed him with your Backpack"
Kagome pulled her backpack up and looked down to a swirly eyes Inuyasha.Evil-D smiled and walked foward "Can i touch him?"she said taking her leather glove off.
"I guess so. I don't see any harm!" Kagome said cheerfully.
" NO D! DON'T GO NEAR HIM. YOU PUT THAT DAMNED GLOVE BACK ON THIS INSTANT! DO YOU HEAR ME D I SAID BACK AWAY FROM THE DOGGIE!" Madwren sounded alarmed but Kagome couldn't see why.
Evil-D shot Madwren a dirty glare and put her glove back on and started to scribble something on her list still glareing up at Madwren from her paper every so often.Kagome still looked very confused then Inuyasha flung himself up.
"Oi Wench! Who in the 7 hells are they!?!"Inuyasha yelled and Evil-D shot him a glare like the one she had shot Madwren.
"Beg pardon? But i am THE keeper of hell Inu-boi so ya better watch your launage or else i can promise a lot more promising fate for you, like say oh i donno, how do you want to die?"
Inuyasha gave her a odd look and feh'd "You kill me? Try it!"
D started to take her glove off again. "OH NO YOU DON'T D I'M WARNING YOU PUT THAT DAMN GLOVE BACK ON! REMEMBER WE CAME FOR KICK-A-HO NOT THEM!" Madwren screamed and manged to make D put her glove back on. "Inuyasha i would advise you not to taunt D. She WILL kill you if you bug her. Believe me! Just last week she Killed some annoying chicks in Illinois, what were there names oh yeah Brittany and Maddie, (told you Brittany we got in the story see see hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha) because they were makeing faces at her behind her back. She had them hit by a bus. It wasn't pretty!"
Evil-D looked down at her list "Can anyone direct me to a woman name Kikyo who was brought back fifty years ago? She escaped hell, I have to get her back.So if you'd be so kind, Maybe Naraku too he's an @$$ as well"
Inuyasha jaw flung open "How do you know about----?"
Evil-D looked up "Kikyo or Naraku? I told you i know everyone on the planet i have to kill them all at their expected time. Kagome dearest step to your right a couple of inches."
Kagome didn't heasatate with this and about a mila-second afterward Sesshomarou landed on his two headed dragon where Kagome had stood.
Evil-D looked up at the demon and smirked" DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LA-DY!" Madwren had to run behind a bush to stop from laughing but it still didn't muffle the noise. Then she broke out in song. "Man i feel like a woman!"
Evil-D,Madwren,and Kagome who knew what they were coming at broke out in to hesteric laughing fits.
Sesshomarou sweatdropped and wondored who these women thought they were to insult Sesshomarou.
Evil-D pointed her finger at him suddenly very serious "You are to die at his hands!"she said and pointed at Inuyasha "After your sword it stolen by Jakken"
Sesshomarou looked down at her and gave her a degrading stare.
"Don't look at me like that FLUFFY!" Evil-d said smirking knowing his child- hood nick-name.
"I'm Hungy! D i'm starving!" Madwren said out of no where.
Evil-D smiled to her friend and pulled out a box of waffels and warmed them with her touch."Here!"
"Yay! Grim reaper as friend=warmed waffels anytime day or night unless she's sleeping and starts to mutter death threats!" everyone swet droped but D and Madwren and gave Madwren a strange look. "WHAT! You don't expect me to share!" gets down on all fours defenisively and starts growling and hissing. "MY WAFFELS! GET BACK YOU ANIMAL." everyone was standing still. ************^_~********* Can you say-----CLIFFIE!!!!! ^o^ 7/29/03
The girl in all black looked around filpping her veil back."Umm Madwren?I think my vortex screwed up again"
"Dammit thats the third time this week. You think you can get it right for once. I mean come on D how crappy is your magic?!"
The girl known as D glared at Madwren and flipped her hand and the vortex dissappered."shuddap ya face!Madwren my magic is WAY better than you stupid neko powers!"
"What was that?" Madwren qiestioned flexing her claws in D direction. "Come here and say that to my face you stupid Goat Rapeing Heniti!"
D sweeped her kimino off to reveal a all black leather suit and pulled out a sickle from the heap of cloths"what did you say Madwren?would you like to rephrase that?"
Inuyasha who had been sitting by the well was now gearing up for a chick- fight and wondering if Kagome could make any of the corn-pop when she got here.(An;umm for you confused PPL he means Pop-corn hes kinda outta date Madwren- Well duh that was funny evil D you made a joke i'm so proud of you! Evil-D;^_^## Huh?do you want a short life span? Madwren; lets get back to the story)
"UMMMM Gomen Nasai Evil D. Don't hurt me PLEASE!" Madwren was bowing to the floor pleading like her life depended on it. Inuyasha was confused. Madwren looked stronger then D she could take her. Why was she soo scared?
Evil-D looked down to her pleeding friend sempethitically"get up Madwren you know your my tomodachi(Friend, i think)"
Inuyasha looked up as a giant bag landed on his head from behind and a girl with short black shoulder legnth hair."Where is Inu-Kun?"Kagome asked to a unknown person to see two girls stearing at her like she was weird. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!" Kagome asked in utter shock.
"HI!" Madwren said in a squeeky voice. "I'm Madwren and the scary lady next to me is Evil-D but you can just call her D! Well thats what i call her!" Madwren said in an enthuastic tone of voice. "Who are you and why were you in that well?"
"I'm Kagome and i um droped my um backpack down there and was getting it."
Evil-D looked at her unconvined and rummaged through the pack that had appered at her side and pulled out a long list and scanned it,she smirked"Oh your Kagome Higurashie yes?"
"Yeah thats right......how did you know my last name?"
"Oh pardon!"Evil-D said and covered her mouth in a fake yawn"i am Evil-Dark- Mistress keeper of the gates of hell and grim reaper,You are here because you live in modern Japan and you come here to hunt for the jewel of four soulsYou are intended to die in about oh---um please step to the side about two steps"All of a sudden a rather large demon body dropped from the sky and made a huge crash only about a second after Kagome moved.
Evil-D;^_^
Kagome swet dropped. "Well that was close! Have you two seen a grumpy white haired dog boy around here? Hes got dog ears and fangs and claws, and usually runs around in a stupid looking red Haori?"
Evil-D smiled more sweetly and pointed "He was watching me and Madwren fight like it was an addictive sugar and then you squashed him with your Backpack"
Kagome pulled her backpack up and looked down to a swirly eyes Inuyasha.Evil-D smiled and walked foward "Can i touch him?"she said taking her leather glove off.
"I guess so. I don't see any harm!" Kagome said cheerfully.
" NO D! DON'T GO NEAR HIM. YOU PUT THAT DAMNED GLOVE BACK ON THIS INSTANT! DO YOU HEAR ME D I SAID BACK AWAY FROM THE DOGGIE!" Madwren sounded alarmed but Kagome couldn't see why.
Evil-D shot Madwren a dirty glare and put her glove back on and started to scribble something on her list still glareing up at Madwren from her paper every so often.Kagome still looked very confused then Inuyasha flung himself up.
"Oi Wench! Who in the 7 hells are they!?!"Inuyasha yelled and Evil-D shot him a glare like the one she had shot Madwren.
"Beg pardon? But i am THE keeper of hell Inu-boi so ya better watch your launage or else i can promise a lot more promising fate for you, like say oh i donno, how do you want to die?"
Inuyasha gave her a odd look and feh'd "You kill me? Try it!"
D started to take her glove off again. "OH NO YOU DON'T D I'M WARNING YOU PUT THAT DAMN GLOVE BACK ON! REMEMBER WE CAME FOR KICK-A-HO NOT THEM!" Madwren screamed and manged to make D put her glove back on. "Inuyasha i would advise you not to taunt D. She WILL kill you if you bug her. Believe me! Just last week she Killed some annoying chicks in Illinois, what were there names oh yeah Brittany and Maddie, (told you Brittany we got in the story see see hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha) because they were makeing faces at her behind her back. She had them hit by a bus. It wasn't pretty!"
Evil-D looked down at her list "Can anyone direct me to a woman name Kikyo who was brought back fifty years ago? She escaped hell, I have to get her back.So if you'd be so kind, Maybe Naraku too he's an @$$ as well"
Inuyasha jaw flung open "How do you know about----?"
Evil-D looked up "Kikyo or Naraku? I told you i know everyone on the planet i have to kill them all at their expected time. Kagome dearest step to your right a couple of inches."
Kagome didn't heasatate with this and about a mila-second afterward Sesshomarou landed on his two headed dragon where Kagome had stood.
Evil-D looked up at the demon and smirked" DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LA-DY!" Madwren had to run behind a bush to stop from laughing but it still didn't muffle the noise. Then she broke out in song. "Man i feel like a woman!"
Evil-D,Madwren,and Kagome who knew what they were coming at broke out in to hesteric laughing fits.
Sesshomarou sweatdropped and wondored who these women thought they were to insult Sesshomarou.
Evil-D pointed her finger at him suddenly very serious "You are to die at his hands!"she said and pointed at Inuyasha "After your sword it stolen by Jakken"
Sesshomarou looked down at her and gave her a degrading stare.
"Don't look at me like that FLUFFY!" Evil-d said smirking knowing his child- hood nick-name.
"I'm Hungy! D i'm starving!" Madwren said out of no where.
Evil-D smiled to her friend and pulled out a box of waffels and warmed them with her touch."Here!"
"Yay! Grim reaper as friend=warmed waffels anytime day or night unless she's sleeping and starts to mutter death threats!" everyone swet droped but D and Madwren and gave Madwren a strange look. "WHAT! You don't expect me to share!" gets down on all fours defenisively and starts growling and hissing. "MY WAFFELS! GET BACK YOU ANIMAL." everyone was standing still. ************^_~********* Can you say-----CLIFFIE!!!!! ^o^ 7/29/03
