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OMG Thanks to: Chu-Chu Our First Reviewer! We Bow down to You!! *Madwren and Evil-D Bow. Madwren Pushes Evil-D over.* Madwren;" Oh did i do that wahahhahahahhaah!" Evil-D; *Death Glare* "Hey atleast i'm liked!"

Evil-D and Madwren *stares at ChibiBakaKitsune*rn.rn.rn. rn*stares some more*rn.rn.rn.rn*stares, till eyes water then blinks and resumes staring*rn.rn.rn. rn. "Its a really really gooooooooood story!" ~ ^_^ ~ Chapter 2-just after a little sake ~ Evil-D sat there with Madwren watching Sesshomarou and Inuyasha work it out through a go-fish card game beings Sesshomarou was a little more reluctant to fight after the suggestion made by Madwren.

Kagome sat below talking to Sango as Shippou slept in her lap and Miroku watched the card game intentaly accosionly glancing up into the tree because of the dark force he felt coming from Evil-D.

Miroku gazed up once more only to be greeted by a large red brick hitting him in the nose "STOP STEARING AT ME YOU HENATI!"Evil-D yelled from the tree her and Madwren were reciding in. They were watching the game and Madwren was eating waffels greedily. When Madwren was done she hung upside- down with her hair hanging to the ground. After all the blood rushed to her head she hopped down and went over to stand behind Inuyasha. she reached her hands out and grabbed the fluffy white ears perched atop his head.

Inuyasha's mouth hung open and a dazed lazy expression filled his eyes,his exhailed pleasurefully.His mouth hung open even wider,then his eyes widened in horror as he felt a deep horny feeling rise in the area of his pants.He threw the cards up and ran over to a bush hiding from Madwren.

Madwren smiled "I tawt i saw a puddy tat!"

Inuyasha glared at her from behind a bush.Madwren turned around for a moment her short attention span and all.Inuyasha came up behind her and did the same thing to her.

Madwern's glazed expression was wrote over with a happy looked opened mouth face then she started to purr. Inuyasha looked taken aback but continued to stroke her black ears . Madwren pulled her self away. "Gaaaaaaaaa"she said dazed.

Evil-D meanwhile was leaning over a log tying to continue a stearing contest she had been engaged with a small Squirrel .Suddenly a certian lechourious person came behind her and started to grope her butt Evil-D turned to see Miroku looking at her lustfully.Evil-D struggled to get up but in the process fell over Miroku and he flopped her over onto her back with her one leg up in the air and her face looking razzed."Grrrr"

Madwren freeked out and ran after the Squirrel with a mallet screaming something about how she would catch it and torcher! Then make it to tell her where the leader was. (AN;MADWREN HATES SQUIRRES! I TELL YOU NOW THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! THEY MOCK ME AND MY FRIENDS ALL THE TIME AND THEY EVEN LOCKED US IN THE HOUSE! ^_^#) When she lost sight of the Squirrel and dicided to head back she turned around to run head first into a well toned mucular chest and she looked up to see a man with blonde hair in spikes with a small pony tail in the back.She smiled up at Him "Hi'ya Bash'man!Sup what you doin in this demention? Bring me any waffels?"

Bash smiled down at his life long friend"^_^ Yeah!" He threw her a giant bag that rivaled Kagome's bookbag and he smiled at her "Where is she?"

"Who D?"

"No your mother Baka 'corse i ment D!" He said his voice dripping with sarcasim.

"Oh last time I saw her she was being groped by some dude in Purple!" Madwren said between mouth fulls of waffles not thinking about what she was saying. When she turned to refrase what she said Bash was gone Madwren took off with her bag and ran after him.

Evil-D meanwhile was was becoming in a more akward position while both her legs were flung to the side and her hair was sprawled out all over the ground in a very erotic setting.

Bash Walked through the clearing to see a Monk sitting upon HIS mate.He growled "Excuse me?!?" he said tapping him on the shoulder as Evil-D gave him a thankful look.

"Can't you see i'm busy?" he said pointing to Evil-D

"With MY mate?" Bash said pulling him up by the collar.Miroku gave a terrified squeal and slipped out of his grasp.

Evil-D flung her arms around Bash "HONEY!" Bash smiled and pulled her mask off and kissed her.^_^(the cuteness!)

Madwren came flying out of the forest with a bag stuck to her side popping waffels in her mouth occasionly."Yummers! I'm glad to see you didn't kill the pimp-master."

Miroku looked apon Madwren confused. "Pimp?" he asked not knowing the meaning of the word. Madwren started to giggle.

"Here have a waffel and stop gropeing people k?" she said supriseingly ACTUALLY SHAREING her waffels. ~ Later on at the hotspring ~ After Sesshy left to find Rin and Jakken,and after Inuyasha got sat four times,Miroku groping the excissive ammount of female flesh about seventy times and being hit hard everytime.The girls all dicided to go to the hotsprings!

Evil-D and Madwren lowered themselfs into the hotspring,as Sango and Kagome walked out to do the same and Kagome running in for a cannonball. Madwren ran over to a bag that "somehow" showed up. (ITS BLACK AND IS JUST AS BIG AS KAGOMES IF NOT BIGGER) After searching for 5 minutes she brought her head out of the bag along with MR. bubble bubble bath, (try saying that 5 times fast) and a bottle of sake and shampoo.

Evil-D mixed the Bubble bath into the water. Madwren played in the bubbles making herself a bubble beard "Bubbly!" she said and dived into the water coming out with a bubble bath cover-up. Kagome and Sango laughted at this and started making their own disigns. In the meantime the men were dipping in the SAME hotspring which was covered where the girls were by a giant rock boulder.Miroku smelled a lavender scent and poked his head around to see Madwren chasing Evil-D with a shampoo bottle and a sponge shaped like a waffel.

Miroku grinned pervetidly and he noticed he wasn't alone,he turned to see Bash hanging over his head and Kouga somehow had came without his knowing and was now more intersted with the female fleash .Kouga saw the sulking Inu and pulled him by the rosary to see but he did only heasatantly and with a dark red blush.

Evil-D was running around with bubbles as her only covering.

Bash smiled at his mate,getting very hard. "Gaaaa" he said sinking down further in the hotspring to cover up his "condition".

Evil-D poured herself some more sake.=^_^=.That was her seventh bottle of sake down the hatch.

Madwren stearing at her friend with a bit of concern."Maybe you should stop an----" turned her head slightly after head a moaning sound to see the men stearing at them "AHHHHHHHH!!" Evil-D tromps over to Bash and sits on his lap.

Bash;^____^ Bash turned to Miroku chanting to Miroku "i'm gonna get lucky i'm gonna get lucky i'm gonna get lucky!" Miroku wanted to get his staff and wack him in the head.

Evil-D turned herself to face Bash and her bubble covering depleating by the moment. Madwren walked over with a towel covering and pulled D up by her wrists."^_^"and chucked her over to their side.Throwing a magizine at the Hor*y guys.

Bash reconized it! "PORN! Mirkou my good man this is for you." Kouga and Inu pouted. "Hey Inu arn't you two banging Kagome?" both of them blushed but instead of Kagome's naked form filling Kouga's head it was the Neko girl's.He blushed "Oh yeah!"

~meanwhile

Evil-d and Madwren were sitting along the bank in the towel covering primping their hair and nails,and Weapons! Sango and Kagome stood beside them wrestiling their cloths on over the wet bodies.a loud rustiling in the bushed brought the girls to their feet.Naraku appeared from the bushes. Evil-D smiles "Wanna hug?"she asked and removes her towel.Naraku eyes buldge out. Runs up to give Evil-D a hug. He squeezes her and Evil-D stumbles back shocked then realizes he didn't let his fleash make contact!Yet her wet form was plastered to his clothing in a wet model. "HEY!" Evil-D yelled madly and Madwren screeched as she found she was on her last box of waffels.

D quickly pulled out her sickle and slashed Naraku only to find it was a puppet! "Damn that Bastard."

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7/29/03